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FJRider
7th September 2008, 22:59
A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...:chase: :laugh: :soon:

bomma
7th September 2008, 23:43
does anyone remember back in school and stuff when you grab your mate's hand, smack him over the head with it and say "stop hitting yourself"?? cudnt you apply the same treatment to a child and be outside the "anti-smacking" legislature?? i mean the kid's hitting him/herself, not your fault now is it!!!

Hitcher
8th September 2008, 08:38
Be careful. If the anti-smackers are prepared to publicly shame Sir Brian Lochore, they won't hesitate to vilify lesser mortals.

Trudes
8th September 2008, 09:12
I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!! :D

Lias
8th September 2008, 11:08
I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!! :D

Sweet.. I had that idea too.. wonder what age kids can be charged with assault lol.

slofox
8th September 2008, 15:17
A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...:chase: :laugh: :soon:

RIGHT! Now where's the nearest boatyard???

FJRider
8th September 2008, 20:33
I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!! :D

You pay in cash or lollies...???

little girl, you want some lollies ???

Robbo
8th September 2008, 20:55
A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...:chase: :laugh: :soon:

Good call FJ. Could we also take that bitch Sue Breadbox and her Cronies out past the 12 mile limit and throw them overboard ?? Would solve a lot of our political interference problems. :bye:

merv
8th September 2008, 21:49
What were you saying about Radio Hauraki?

Those guys were a legend for thinking of this first.

Skyryder
8th September 2008, 23:50
A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...:chase: :laugh: :soon:


The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

Skyryder

bomma
8th September 2008, 23:55
The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

Skyryder

didnt he come back too early or something and got caught while re-docking?? remember something like that on the news about the dude....cant remember too accurately

Hitcher
9th September 2008, 08:40
The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

Skyryder

Mwuahahahahaha! The Department of Stististics will be mortified.