2008 election party at the strangers.

[The Pastor]

ok people. this is the election party. I want the young (or yooung at heart) to feel free to come around to the strangers place on election night (8th nov!) to get slammed and watch the election results. there will be a BBQ couch/bed/floor space should the need arise (no not my bed indy)

if you want to come please register your interest so I know what radius of neighbors to advise of the event.

BYO beer and meats.

Date : 8th November (Saturday)
Location : Strangers house - west Auckland PM the stranger for address
Why? To have a good time watching the election!

register here

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1721&day=2008-11-8&c=1

[Maha]

Does Te Stranger know about this??........:wari:
This should scare a few off!

[The Stranger]

Does Te Stranger know about this??........:wari:



As it turns out - sure, I just found out now along with the rest of KB.

[gijoe1313]

I think this is Silence of the Lambs meets Hostel meets Bueller's Day off! :eek5: What dastardly plans have they in store for innocent bikers that turn up? :sick:

[The Pastor]

i think this is silence of the lambs meets hostel meets bueller's day off! :eek5: What dastardly plans have they in store for innocent bikers that turn up? :sick:
lots of beeer!!!!

[Indiana_Jones]

Count me in baby!

-Indy

[Littleman]

You know the drill Noel.

If Helen wins, get the glaziers and fire dept out.

I'll be worse than a Somalian dealing with a right wing victory.

[The Stranger]

You know the drill Noel.

If Helen wins, get the glaziers and fire dept out.

I'll be worse than a Somalian dealing with a right wing victory.


How to bring a man down.



The thought of Helen winning that is

[Littleman]

How to bring a man down.



The thought of Helen winning that is

Yeah, I know.

You may need to provide plastic cutlery and polystirene cups just in case.

[The Pastor]

no way helens going to win!

[carver]

can the few come-or are we still banned from all KB events!

[Firefight]

ok people. this is the election party. I want the young (or yooung at heart) to feel free to come around to the strangers place on election night (whenever it is!) to get slammed and watch the election results. there will be a BBQ couch/bed/floor space should the need arise (no not my bed indy)

if you want to come please register your interest so I know what radius of neighbors to advise of the event.

BYO beer and meats.




will there be any moderators going ?:argue:

ps beer is for pussies


F/F:cool:

[The Stranger]

can the few come-or are we still banned from all KB events!

Hey I have no problem with the clergy being here now that all my kids have grown up.

[The Pastor]

will there be any moderators going ?:argue:

ps beer is for pussies


F/F:cool:
mods have no power away from the computer screen mate!

[Morcs]

can the few come-or are we still banned from all KB events!

dude you should so come.

Ill even give noel sexual favours to let you come.

[Indiana_Jones]

WE CAN DO THE SAFETY DANCE!!!

-Indy

[The Pastor]

and after the results are aired, we can burn all the labour voters!

[Maha]

I want a bed with four pillows and fluffy sheets.....
And I promise to wear my adult wrap undies to eliminate leakage.....:shifty:

[carver]

dude you should so come.

Ill even give noel sexual favours to let you come.

deal, but can i watch?

[Hitcher]

An erection party? Is this to pick the KB team for the 2010 Wanking Olympics?

[The Pastor]

An erection party? Is this to pick the KB team for the 2010 Wanking Olympics?
Look, i'll try and keep indy under control, but with booze and the pool...... its going to be hard!

[Indiana_Jones]

what you trying to say aye mate?

-Indy

[The Pastor]

what you trying to say aye mate?

-Indy
no means no ok, how many times do i have to remind you!

[pritch]

Look, i'll try and keep indy under control, but with booze and the pool...... its going to be hard!

If it's blokes making blokes hard I'll pass on that thanks. :whistle:

[The Pastor]

If it's blokes making blokes hard I'll pass on that thanks. :whistle:
I think you read too much into the situation.

Besides I can't remember anything that happened last time!

[Hitcher]

its going to be hard!

I understand that that's common at erection parties.

[The Pastor]

I understand that that's common at erection parties.
you speak as if you've partaken in such events before, - can I assume you're coming to this fine event?

[The Stranger]

dude you should so come.

Ill even give noel sexual favours to let you come.

Fuck that's the last time I buy a Honda, even when it's long gone people still assume the worst.

[The Stranger]

I want a bed with four pillows and fluffy sheets.....
And I promise to wear my adult wrap undies to eliminate leakage.....:shifty:

So pleased to hear that after last time.

[The Pastor]

party is on the 8th sign up here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1721&day=2008-11-8&c=1

[Maha]

party is on the 8th sign up here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1721&day=2008-11-8&c=1


Im in......go Labour, opps I mean, ya'll have a good time now ya' hear!

[The Pastor]

I have just confirmed, helen clarke will be at this party and she will be burnt on a bonfire.

Im not kidding either!

[Indiana_Jones]

Signed up.

Can't wait!

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.thealist.co.nz/files/images/0-7746220.preview.jpg">

I WILL WIN EPSOM, ACT WILL GET 5%!!!

-Indy

[The Pastor]

I invited rodey to come - waiting on his response!

[EJK]

I'll try... depends on the election date!

Put my name up on the list for now :sunny:

[The Pastor]

I'll try... depends on the election date!

Put my name up on the list for now :sunny:
its on the 8th bro!

Invite any kbers you want to come along too, i keep forgetting names etc be good to catch up etc

[EJK]

its on the 8th bro!

Invite any kbers you want to come along too, i keep forgetting names etc be good to catch up etc

Do you know how to play Twisters? :whistle:

[The Pastor]

Do you know how to play Twisters? :whistle:
no ?

[EJK]

no ?

let papa teach you? :whistle:

[The Pastor]

let papa teach you? :whistle:
sounds like a plan!

[Indiana_Jones]

This election and this party is gonna be dirty!

-Indy

[The Pastor]

oi you, no drunken debauchary!

oh well at least i tried.......

[Indiana_Jones]

Bump!

This party is comnig up soon guys!

The more the merrier!

-Indy

[Slyer]

I might come. :)

[Hitcher]

I might come.

You seem to have this mistaken for the two-stroke thread.

[EJK]

sounds like a plan!

Oh yer naughty... naughty boy Scotty...

[XxKiTtiExX]

I have just confirmed, helen clarke will be at this party and she will be burnt on a bonfire.

Im not kidding either!


Just remembered that I told you I was turning up dressed like Helen, the resemblance is amazing :no:

[The Stranger]

Just remembered that I told you I was turning up dressed like Helen, the resemblance is amazing :no:

Been in a few fights lately have you?

[The Stranger]

<img src="http://www.thealist.co.nz/files/images/0-7746220.preview.jpg">

I WILL WIN EPSOM, ACT WILL GET 5%!!!

-Indy

The filthy bastard, what's Rodney doing with that tranny?

[XxKiTtiExX]

Been in a few fights lately have you?


Who me?? Never. I'm on my best behaviour as always. :girlfight:

[skidMark]

I think you read too much into the situation.

Besides I can't remember anything that happened last time!

I can, and i still feel violated. :lol:

[scracha]

I can, and i still feel violated. :lol:
It'll be OK this time, sez on the invite you've to bring your own meat.

[skidMark]

You seem to have this mistaken for the two-stroke thread.


Rep given Hitcher, could not have done better myself lol.

[The Pastor]

are you going to turn up again? chucking you in the pool twice was good fun!

[carver]

i have been a bad boy, so i cant PM anyone.
renagade masturbator, can you email me the directions

mormonfew.stuntcrew@gmail.com

[Maha]

So ah Noel?....

[motorbyclist]

so how's the lineup looking?

[The Pastor]

This is going to be a very good night :)

EXTRA POINTS FOR ANYONE THAT TURNS UP WITH SOME BILLBOARDS

[EJK]

This is going to be a very good night :)

EXTRA POINTS FOR ANYONE THAT TURNS UP WITH SOME BILLBOARDS

...and some cans of spray paints...

[Maha]

This is going to be a very good night :)

EXTRA POINTS FOR ANYONE THAT TURNS UP WITH SOME BILLBOARDS

So red hot pants and a blue tank top are out of the question?

[Slyer]

Well this will be interesting as I've only met one of the guys that are going. :)

[The Pastor]

So red hot pants and a blue tank top are out of the question?
mate you can wear what you want,

[portokiwi]

:wari: Wohooooo got Sat off... (I think).
Mrs portokiwi said she wants to go too.
Just what to bring...... mmm Malabu:2guns:

[bikerboy011]

I got an exam on Monday cant make it.

[Slyer]

I may not be coming, I've got a Guy Fawkes night.
You know I can't resist explosions

[Pumba]

Hmmm, actually staying in Aucks this weekend so might have to make an apearance

[Morcs]

Ill be there. the front porch is officially my reserved parking spot.

[The Stranger]

Ill be there. the front porch is officially my reserved parking spot.

No problem, you good at climbing stairs then?

[Slyer]

Drinking game, awesome! :D
Check my attachment

[The Pastor]

your loss! theres going to be a few fireworks at the party. byo if your keen

[Slyer]

We'll see what happens eh.

[Morcs]

No problem, you good at climbing stairs then?

yip. done it before...

[Indiana_Jones]

The B&B party drinking game looks fun!

Looks like this party is gonna be pretty fun!

-Indy

[Mom]

Heaven help me, I hope you lot behave yourselves on Saturday, hate to have to go all Mom on you :blip:

[The Stranger]

Heaven help me, I hope you lot behave yourselves on Saturday, hate to have to go all Mom on you :blip:

You sure you want to give Indy a good spanking?

[Maha]

Give all three a good seeing too...:love:

[The Pastor]

Give all three a good seeing too...:love:
somone should tell you no.

on a side note, i'll be bringing a few cases of beer, because im a sharing kinda guy.

[Xile]

Yeah..
Going back to civilization Saturday woop woop!

And my favourite Tui ad of the moment:
'POliticians don't need to retouch their photos. Yeah right.'
hehe...(she's scary ey)

[Morcs]

Ive got a shiteload of fireworks left.
Will try and bring some.

[Maha]

There are going to some adults at this party eh??......;)

[R6_kid]

There are going to some adults at this party eh??......;)

Well, im representing the 'young adults'.. I guess you'll be representing the old, or was it nearly retired?

[Maha]

Well, im representing the 'young adults'.. I guess you'll be representing the old, or was it nearly retired?


I'll take 'semi retired'.....I mean what the hell am I doing home at this hour??? :2thumbsup

[Morcs]

I'll take 'semi retired'.....I mean what the hell am I doing home at this hour??? :2thumbsup

so you are retard? physical or mental?

[Maha]

so you are retard? physical or mental?

Yes Pete, anyone who owns a Honda is looked upon that way...:msn-wink:

[Slyer]

Only a Honda rider could be physically retarded.

[The Pastor]

Well the mahas will be representing the senior citizens (along with noel)

[Xile]

Well, im representing the 'young adults'.. I guess you'll be representing the old, or was it nearly retired?

mmm 24...am I belonging to old or young adults then? Do we need to wear something special..
More than 24 yo, keep the shirt on, less take it off? (doesnt work with girls tho, just with boys) :p

[Maha]

Only a Honda rider could be physically retarded.

That would explain the Girth of ones appendage...its retartedly oversized!!!!



Well the mahas will be representing the senior citizens (along with noel)

And yet......the Mahas always outlast the youngins.....tut tut....:laugh:

[The Pastor]

That would explain the Girth of ones appendage...its retartedly oversized!!!!




And yet......the Mahas always outlast the youngins.....tut tut....:laugh:
in an after noon napping contest!

[The Stranger]

mmm 24...am I belonging to old or young adults then? Do we need to wear something special..
More than 24 yo, keep the shirt on, less take it off? (doesnt work with girls tho, just with boys) :p

You seen this lot?
You're a sick woman. Like looking at soft podgy puppy fat do you?

[The Stranger]

Well the mahas will be representing the senior citizens (along with noel)

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.

[The Pastor]

More than 24 yo, keep the shirt on, less take it off? (doesnt work with girls tho, just with boys) :p

Thats sexist!

[The Pastor]

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.
oh did you sort out your hearing aid then?

[Maha]

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.

Generation 'us lot' give those fledglings the learn on any party night, they have alot to look up too.
Now, more serious shit......will the famous Bacon/Egg pie be making an appearance?

[The Stranger]

Generation 'us lot' give those fledglings the learn on any party night, they have alot to look up too.
Now, more serious shit......will the famous Bacon/Egg pie be making an appearance?

Sure, I'll get right on to it.
And of course as always we will need some decent Portugese vintage Port.
It's medicinal you realise.

[Maha]

Sure, I'll get right on to it.
And of course as always we will need some decent Portugese vintage Port.
It's medicinal you realise.

Ah yes, might invest in some of that....the Bourbs give me the squirts.

[The Stranger]

Ah yes, might invest in some of that....the Bourbs give me the squirts.

Thanks for sharing that with us, do you have any photos per chance?

[The Pastor]

noel i might swing around a bit early and drop a few cases of piss off if thats all good

[Maha]

Thanks for sharing that with us, do you have any photos per chance?

Only this one...

[The Stranger]

noel i might swing around a bit early and drop a few cases of piss off if thats all good

Sure it is, welcome anytime. The sooner you get it here the more I get.

[Slyer]

Can someone PM me the address please?

[Maha]

Can someone PM me the address please?

We will be heading over about 6.30 if you want to follow us?

[Slyer]

Heading over from where? :bleh:
I might not be there for very long and I might not come till later on.
Address would be better.

[Morcs]

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.

Bah. :devil2:

[Maha]

Heading over from where? :bleh:
I might not be there for very long and I might not come till later on.
Address would be better.

Sweet as.....we will be having a Subway in Orewa at 6.30ish.

[portokiwi]

:2thumbsupLooking forward to seeing everyone there.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.



Well at lest i didn't give you an excuse.:love:

[portokiwi]

Eh Maha do you want Gabby to make anything?

[Maha]

Eh Maha do you want Gabby to make anything?

Um yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, didnt want to ask but since the offer has been made.....:eek:

I better have just a 6 inch Subway.....:mellow:

[portokiwi]

:lol: let me guess mouse?:lol:~
I was thinking of a nice salard

[Maha]

:lol: let me guess mouse?:lol:~
I was thinking of a nice salard

I will bring a Spoon not Tongs.

[Finn]

Has anyone invited short-circuit? If so, make sure you've got plenty of tissues and a copy of the job section.

[Mom]

Well the mahas will be representing the senior citizens (along with noel)

You cheeky young whipper snapper!


And of course as always we will need some decent Portugese vintage Port. It's medicinal you realise.

And very yummy as well :yes:

[Pumba]

mmm 24...am I belonging to old or young adults then? Do we need to wear something special..
More than 24 yo, keep the shirt on, less take it off? (doesnt work with girls tho, just with boys) :p

I am almost afraid to ask what those of us that are 24 will be required to do:wacko:

[Stickchick]

:lol: let me guess mouse?:lol:~
I was thinking of a nice salard

Is Gaby likely to be bringing orange cake too? I can't eat chocolate, and I sure as hell can't bake.

[Indiana_Jones]

Yay party tonight!

woooooooooo!

-Indy

[portokiwi]

Is Gaby likely to be bringing orange cake too? I can't eat chocolate, and I sure as hell can't bake.

Gabby said shit.... For you she will. She forgot you cant eat the mooooooose lol

[R6_kid]

Thank Christ, after all the bloody excuses I heard at the pub last night form the young buggers I wouldn't want to be counted with that lot.

So, what's your excuse for not being able to do a decent wheelie then :2guns:

Joints playing up again?

[Maha]

Is Gaby likely to be bringing orange cake too? I can't eat chocolate, and I sure as hell can't bake.

So that Penis shaped chocolate is going to waste then??

[jrandom]

Way hey hey, I'm off to elect a new government and buy Jody a new bike.

I'll see all you filthy right-wingers tonight.

[kiwifruit]

see ewes tonight!

[jrandom]

see ewes tonight!

You're so full of it your eyes are brown.

[kiwifruit]

You're so full of it your eyes are brown.

Yes. I will send Katman to represent, yo.

[jrandom]

Yes. I will send Katman...

Stoned Roadracers MC Toe Paw chapter represent!

[R6_kid]

So that Penis shaped chocolate is going to waste then??

You obviously don't know mr renegade master as well as I thought you did :shutup:

[carver]

see you n00bs there

[The Stranger]

You obviously don't know mr renegade master as well as I thought you did :shutup:

Please tell me you didn't fall for that one did you, didn't you notice it tasted weird?

[Brett]

Could someone please PM me time and address? I might be able to make it.

Cheers!

[Nagash]

Was good to meet a few new faces and see a few old faces again.

Always enjoy the difference between online personalities and real life,

The major ones were Katman and the Mormons,


Watch out for those cop stops though.. went through 3 of them on the way home and I only live 10k's from the place!

[portokiwi]

Thanks Stranger for a great party:first:. It was great to catch up with the guys and girls that I have meet before. It was so cool to meet some of the kiwibikers I have read. The mormons. Yes mrs Portokiwi did like you arse on the car:clap: Thanks to david who came around home yesterday, nice to meet Pumba,EJK, R6,nagash, Mr Random, Renagade, the lovely Miss AJ, indy,lol Katman, and all the other guys and girls. It was so nice to meet you all.:niceone:

[Slyer]

Ah yes good party guys. Especially when the burning of billboards began. :D

[The Pastor]

maaan my tyres square now :(

[Stickchick]

Especially when the burning of billboards began. :D

Why do all the antics happen after we leave? :bash:

Thanks Noel for another great party. Was good to meet some new people and hang out and catch up with ones already known.:love:

Thanks Gaby (Mrs Portokiwi) for the orange cake :niceone: Once again delicious as ever! :drool:

[jrandom]

'twas a nice evening, folks, good to catch up with y'all. A shame about the somber news coming through early on; kinda put me out of the mood for falling off the wagon.

I'll take a raincheck on that blowjob, RM.

:niceone:

[Slyer]

Somber news? Do I want to know?

[Mom]

Thanks for a great night guys. I am sorry I was not on my best form, I promise to make up for it next time :D

Slyer, a much loved KB member (Grubb) and friend died on his bike yesterday afternoon, kind of put a damper on things. Was good to meet you!

[portokiwi]

Stick chick you are welcome. Glad to see everyone was happy with the cake and moouse. Gabby is a little hung over from last night lol.
Yes the news about Grub hit everyone quite hard. Allways sad to see a fellow KBer and motocyclest pass away. our thoughts and prayers are with Nasty:hug::weep: RIP mate.

[Indiana_Jones]

Thanks alot Noel for hosting us bastards once more.

Always have a good time with you guys :D

Great party and election result!

Thanks again

-Indy & AJ

[Slyer]

Good to hear you made it home safely Indy.
"One more beer to cure the hangover"
:slap:

[Indiana_Jones]

Good to hear you made it home safely Indy.
"One more beer to cure the hangover"
:slap:

yea bro, only 2 minor drops on the way home haw haw!

-Indy

[FROSTY]

We were kidless last night with keys to a bike so the two visit trick worked well for us. Sorry we diddn't stay long but its been a friggin long time since me and Jorja had a bike to cruise on.Woulda put a better effort into the burnout thing but the tyre was well gorn
It was cool meeting mr Katman who I think realises that KB isnt "just a website" but is an actual realife community.

[Slicksta]

Good to meet you all thanks the party. Managed 17KPL on the way there and back :(

[EJK]

Thanks for being a great host The Stranger.

It was nice to meet very new faces :niceone: And good job to AJ, Indy, Maha, Mom, Slyer, Pumba, R6 Kid and one lady I didn't catch her name, who stayed for breakfast :sunny: What a night...

FJR1300, CBR250RR, GSXR1000, CBF250 and FXR150 burnout... nice :niceone: We all need new tyres now. Don't be suprised Chris if you see a bunch of Kbers rolling in for a new threads.

Oh and lastly, now I can say that I know Mr. Maha :laugh:

P.S. Pssst Pumba! *wink* *wink*

[Maha]

I am feeling human again....that Appletons got a wee nudge!!!
Another great night indeed...with Katman and Carver there.
Ole smoky FROSTY eh?....that black smoke must be bad for ya health?
I almost got noel to piss his pants towards the end but alas, he did not.

Wheres the pics Pumba??

Anne is now in Wellington, caught a 2pm flight and is at Kari's place. Number one picked her up from the Airport.

[Scouse]

We were kidless last night with keys to a bike so the two visit trick worked well for us. Sorry we diddn't stay long but its been a friggin long time since me and Jorja had a bike to cruise on.Woulda put a better effort into the burnout thing but the tyre was well gorn
It was cool meeting mr Katman who I think realises that KB isnt "just a website" but is an actual realife community.So which one was the infamouse Katman?

[Scouse]

Oh yea cheers Noel you are a excelent host and It was great yet again to put some names to faces / login personas like madbikerboy with the spotty hands Ooooh er I even shook one of them.

[Scouse]

By the way just slightly of topic now referee wayne barnes is totaly incopetent and the All Blacks should totaly refuse to play in any game that this incopetant TWAT is put forward to officiate at. there got that off me chest

[carver]

nice to meet you all!

zero index sat on the cowl on the GSXR while i was trying to keep my second gear standups straight, as it was dark in some places, one good thing with cheesecutters is the reflectors help when up on the back wheel in total darkness.
we were both a bit cut, but zero never slipped off the seat cowl, even at 170+kph!

i hope you all had a good night.

katman wanted to have a wheelie off down SH16, but his katana was too slow

[The Stranger]

Wheres the pics Pumba??



Yeah, I wanna see the photos of R6_Kid drinking beer from that chicks tits.

Just entered the land of the living again, bloody Port!

Great to meet some new faces and see the old faces once more.
A big thank you to all who attended, What a fooken great bunch of people.
You all rock.

[carver]

thanks for the port, it kept me warm all the way home!

[Slyer]

Cheers for the bacon and eggs eh! :D

[Xile]

Thanks much again Noel for another great night: bbq, fireworks, beerSSSS, port, bed and breakfast lol!
So good to catch up with you guys, meet some new people but i'm so crap with names..:( really cant match faces with names with KB names..too much informations (im blonde...:p)
Great burn outs too and nice cruising ride back to the far far away up north (lol) with Maha and Mom

and unfortunatly, RIP Grubb...

[Morcs]

Good night tas always all.

[ZeroIndex]

Thanks to all for the good night. Was fun... as Carver mentioned, we had an enjoyable trip back on the GSX-R, with the occasional 2nd gear standup wheelie. Surprisingly, the rear cowl isn't as uncomfortable as one would imagine

[Xile]

and now, lets the show begin...
There's been heaps of couples/threesomes going on/off that night, no matter of gender...
Proof:

[Slyer]

I've got some more pictures at home I'll post

[R6_kid]

My apologies to Indy for the cock drawn on his face, and the condom left hanging from his pants. ;)

[Pumba]

P.S. Pssst Pumba! *wink* *wink*

With a coment like that EJ I sure as hell hope your talking about the pictures cause I am sure I didnt have that much to drink


Wheres the pics Pumba??

Sorry guys having a few technical diffilculties but should hav4e them for ya tomorrow

[Pumba]

Ok Photos, sorry about the crap quality


Katman and The sSranger getting along
A few moments later
Mom doing god knows
Fireworks+Billboards+Alcahol=Fun

Much later in the evening


The mighty Katman gets a bit sleepy
this may or may not have been the result of Noels port

[Maha]

Did you not get a photo with my fingers up Katmans nose???.....:girlfight:

[Slyer]

Here is my few: