Helloooooo - Winny you there?? Why so grumpy!

[Tank]

Whaleoil have leaked the documents from todays meeting.

On the front page there is Winston Peters Cell phone number:

021 613 959

Feel free to call at any hour of the day or night - after all he's a public servant and he's there to help.

[MisterD]

Yeah, but you might just get his brother impersonating him. :bs:

Next question to OGG: Who put you up to offering money to the maori party to cosy up to Labour?

This is it folks, proof of Liarbour corruption and Heilen up to her scrawny neck in it.

[Swoop]

Winnie is in the pooh.

He has been caught with his hand well and truly in the hunny jar...

[Swampdonkey]

Owen Glenn on Cambell live was priceless....
Liarbour party president Mike Williams invites himself onto my yacht and asks for more money. Answer- "whens your flight leave Mike'
Dear Leader needs to call elections NOW!!

[Manxman]

Winston's a goneburger.

Blardy interesting to see how he tries to wriggle outta this one when he takes the spotlight tomorrow....:corn::corn::corn:

[raftn]

Owen Glenn on Cambell live was priceless....
Liarbour party president Mike Williams invites himself onto my yacht and asks for more money. Answer- "whens your flight leave Mike'
Dear Leader needs to call elections NOW!!

I saw JC too, it was fucking funny......." when you plane leave Mike".....in other words........"get the fuck of my boat and dont come back"

[awayatc]

Winnie went to see his docter, and says:
" docter everytime I see myself in a mirror I get turned on"

"No wonder" says the docter, "you are a Cunt"......

:scooter:

[cave weta]

Labour government caucus meeting 1978.....
"I know, lets educate a maori- it will be great for votes!


NZ Herald next week...


long term government experiment goes horribly wrong

[awayatc]

Winston Peters is visiting a school.

He asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ''tragedy''. One little boy stands up and offers that, ''if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy''.

''No,'' Winston says, ''That would be an ACCIDENT.''

A girl raises her hand. ''If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy''. ''I'm afraid not, ''explains Winston, ''that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.''

The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. ''What?'' asks Winston, ''isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?''

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: ''If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy''.

''Wonderful!'' Winston beams. ''Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?'' ''Well,'' says the boy, ''because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!''

:scooter:

[Zoolander]

Winston Peters is visiting a school.

He asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ''tragedy''. One little boy stands up and offers that, ''if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy''.

''No,'' Winston says, ''That would be an ACCIDENT.''

A girl raises her hand. ''If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy''. ''I'm afraid not, ''explains Winston, ''that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.''

The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. ''What?'' asks Winston, ''isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?''

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: ''If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy''.

''Wonderful!'' Winston beams. ''Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?'' ''Well,'' says the boy, ''because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!''

:scooter:

Blingblingblingbling:clap:

[Swoop]

Henry and Peters change story...


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10532428

[slimjim]

huh..thought it was his Lawyers number....lol

[Stirts]

Winny is job hunting......

[MIXONE]

I love Rodney Hide's summation of Winnie."Bullshit on stilts"Brilliant.

[Tank]

Whats the bet that Helen STILL sticks by the sinking rat.

Makes me wonder what he has on her?? (other than the fact that it looks like she needs almost every party on her side against National to form a coalition g'ment)

Perhaps she just want access to those freebie boxing tickets Winnie gets hold of.

It disgust me that we have someone like him in parliament.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Makes me wonder what he has on her??


He probably has a photo of her penis.

[EJK]

Can I order a pizza?

[yod]

:killingme

[MisterD]

Whats the bet that Helen STILL sticks by the sinking rat.

...snip...

It disgust me that we have someone like him in parliament.

Yeah, Winston's an embarrassment too.