Troll library

[Tank]

Post your best Trolling question.

No replies required (why feed the trolls) - and of course the question posted may now represent your actual views.

Troll away.

[Gubb]

Isn't DangerousBastard just misunderstood?

[MSTRS]

Post your best Trolling question.



No no...the best trolls are ALWAYS statements.

[Trudes]

Who wants a shag?

[MIXONE]

I've always wondered where do the lights go when the lights go out?

[R6_kid]

Hyosungs are shit...

or

Hyosungs are awesome...

[MadDuck]

Harley riders never wave at other bikes.

[Number One]

Who wants a shag?
ooooooooooo PICK ME!!!!!!!! :blip:

as for trolls - I reckon the one something along the lines of 'KBers all suck' was a good one..certainly got a response

[Subike]

why is it when ever I come into this forum, I have to read shit like this
HTFU you guys, get a life and chill out






:innocent:

[riffer]

pick one:

The police have a quota

The mods are biased

Honda riders are gay

Hello - I'm 19 female slim and single and just got my first bike. I need a mentor.

[Pussy]

'KBers all suck'

Do you still have teeth?....

[Number One]

Do you still have teeth?....

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1896556module8652465photo_cartoonWasntMe .png1205273122

[MIXONE]

pick one:

Hello - I'm 19 female slim and single and just got my first bike. I need a mentor.

But what are your tits like?:whistle:

[Number One]

But what are your tits like?:whistle:
At 19 they should at least defy gravity :shutup:

[MIXONE]

At 19 they should at least defy gravity :shutup:

If not I'd be happy to help holding them up.:niceone:

[Matt Bleck]

every post by carver that I've seen is a good example.....


I'm the fastest rider on this site!

The road is a race track!

Harleys suck!

Jappa's suck!

Moto Guzzi's are farming equipment!

:D

[Forest]

Buells are proof that Americans cannot make decent sports bikes.

[kiwifruit]

my buell does 280, easy

[Trudes]

All men are mentally deficient and only think with the tiny head they keep in their pants.
All women are emotional basket-cases especially once they've had kids, and then they should stay home and look after their kids and cook for their husbands.

[Matt Bleck]

win or bin

[FJRider]

Who wants a shag?

He said STATEMENTS...not Questions...:beer:

[Trudes]

He said STATEMENTS...not Questions...:beer:

True,..... shoulda been, I want a shag. Eh?

[kiwifruit]

speed kills

[road king]

Post your best Trolling question.

No replies required (why feed the trolls) - and of course the question posted may now represent your actual views.

Troll away.

dont trolls live under bridges?

whats the best bait to use when trolling?

what do you do when you catch a troll?

[Swoop]

The Moron Few...
Ride reports.
Bike reviews.
Are fast.
Anything else...

[McJim]

Motorcycling would be fine if it wasn't for the motorcyclists...you're all a bunch of bastards and I hate you all - I hate myself too....gonna sell my Katana coz I hate bikes so much....bastards...:rofl:

[FJRider]

True,..... shoulda been, I want a shag. Eh?

maybe a ..NOW ...for effect...:innocent:

[FJRider]

FJRider is really a really nice guy...not a smarty pants at all...

[FJRider]

my buell does 280, easy

The trick is finding a big enough hill...

[Patar]

It shouldn't be illegal to not wear a helmet, it's not like im going to fall off.

[McJim]

The trick is finding a big enough hill...

It's called a cliff. :rofl:

[Pussy]

Chooky would rather spend a day chucking shit at the ground than ride either of his bikes....

[FJRider]

It's called a cliff. :rofl:

Its called TERMINAL velocity ....for a reason...

[Skyryder]

No no...the best trolls are ALWAYS statements.

That's what I thought.


Skyryder

[Tank]

we should have a KB wave.

[Number One]

we should have a KB wave.
We already do don't we.....

http://www.atn2.net/kid-middle-finger.jpg/kid-middle-finger-full.jpg

[Pussy]

We already do don't we.....

http://www.atn2.net/kid-middle-finger.jpg/kid-middle-finger-full.jpg


That's the Norf Welly Massif wave, innit?

[Number One]

That's the Norf Welly Massif wave, innit?
True that...KBers get yer own!

[Number One]

True that...KBers get yer own!

Ably demonstrated by my :love:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=200&pictureid=1399

[PirateJafa]

Katman is correct.

[Hitcher]

Tell me all about countersteering...