I'm NOT moving over!! [Archive]

24th January 2005, 10:31

As we all know, Wellington has dodgy arse "I can't get a double decker bus up there sideways" Streets. I have come close to being hit by passing cars BECAUSE I wont move right over. I mean RIGHT over, because the man with the small penis and large 4x4 thinks that he should drive down the middle of the road!

I'm very carful when I ride on most lil dodgy streets, making sure that if someone does come around the corner that they do see me and they have chance to brake, as I do. But noooooo some people can't grasp the fact that I'm on the road too and that I'm on a motorbike, Oh yes, and I don't have to fully swerve to get out of their way, because there compensatory penis enlarger is on the road.
You don't need 3/4 of the road you cock sucking, cock junkie faggots.

And taxi drivers...
I fucken hate them! This fucken bitch the other day just about took me out! No indercation what so ever, just merged IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING ROUND-ABOUT. Because she was a taxi, and they have different road rules.

I nicely brought it to her attention that she just about knocked me off my bike. She responeded with "shut up"..
So my resonce to her comment was the most discusting offencive thing that has ever come out of my mouth.. even I was suprised..

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!

Two Smoker

24th January 2005, 10:38

HERE HERE, I second that.... BUT you forgot about Couriers

Blakamin

24th January 2005, 10:40

Skunk

24th January 2005, 10:41

So my resonce to her comment was the most discusting offencive thing that has ever come out of my mouth.. even I was suprised..

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!I read the title and thought it was something to do with bed... :Pokey:

What did you sayto her? <_<

Yeah, know what ya mean. Kick the doors or tailights of taxis... :kick:

:lol:

Slim

24th January 2005, 10:42

I :love: my air horns! :D

24th January 2005, 10:44

I love that.... i see them comin when i'm in the barbie van and i'll put it somewhere where THEY have to move... like, stoppping next to a parked car... or just stopping and putting on my hazard lights for the hell of it. :bleh: the barbie van is bigger than most of the 4x4s (bar the HMMWV) and when they realise that I dont care, they get the picture

If I'm on the bike, I pull a u-turn and go and have "words"...

I really must do something about my road rage
LoL
No no I'm taking about when you can fit another car next to them and they still expect you to move over!

24th January 2005, 10:46

What did you sayto her? <_<

I'll Pm it to you if you really wanna know...

Slim They are the shiz :D I wish I had some on the NC30, But apparently I can yell pretty well, and horns don't come out with "FUCK YOU CUNT FACE" :innocent:

thehollowmen

24th January 2005, 10:51

damn
I would have got the license and complained to the taxi company management, and taken it it to the police.

That's just nasty.

You've seen the police complaints form haven't you?

24th January 2005, 10:53

damn
I would have got the license and complained to the taxi company management, and taken it it to the police.

That's just nasty.

You've seen the police complaints form haven't you?
Yerp, I've seen the form..

But my eyes glazed over and I was to angry to remember a friggen number plate, plus...I think she got the point

Ramius

24th January 2005, 10:56

Yerp, I've seen the form..

But my eyes glazed over and I was to angry to remember a friggen number plate, plus...I think she got the point

Damn taxi drivers. They are the scourge of the earth! Sent straight from hell to annoy me and all others.

PS, excellent Avatar!

Blakamin

24th January 2005, 11:03

i was delivering at the James Cook hotel one day (just before xmas) and a cab wouldnt move... driver came up to my window and says "Hotel say taxi park, you move somewhere else!"
I replied with "you move it or I'll drive the fuck over the top of it" and proceeded to head towards his bumper... he ran for his car just as some staff came out and told him to move... I got no real satisfaction out of it....
picked the machine up the next day and the cabs moved the moment I arrived and went to drop my ramp in the bonnet of one.....
cabs can be fun sometimes... relieves the boredom of driving for a living!

vifferman

24th January 2005, 11:10

I replied with "you move it or I'll drive the fuck over the top of it" and proceeded to head towards his bumper... he ran for his car just as some staff came out and told him to move... I got no real satisfaction out of it....
picked the machine up the next day and the cabs moved the moment I arrived and went to drop my ramp in the bonnet of one.....

Excellent! :killingme

Frankie

24th January 2005, 11:12

yes tell me what u told her too

spudchucka

24th January 2005, 11:23

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!
I love dishing tickets out to taxi drivers. They think they own the road and can drive however it suits them. Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.

Motu

24th January 2005, 11:25

HERE HERE, I second that.... BUT you forgot about Couriers

My daughter is a courier and earns her living in the inner city - 10hrs a day of finding somewhere to park for 2 mins.On Xmas Eve she pulled into a park and had some guy come charging up to her screaming abuse,in foul language I might add about how she ''stole'' his parking space...then he kicked in her door and ripped her mirror off.It's a tough dog eat dog world out there in the city - think of it like riding a bike fast...you are on a completely different level than all those slow fuckwits around you...what they see as dangerous riding to you is a completey safe manoever - two sides to every coin,live in their world and see how you react.

For those of you in Auckland worried about 4x4s pushing you off the road - rest assured there is an old beat up Pajero driving around that doesn't give a flying fuck if the new Pajero wants to come into it's lane without indicating.

Biff

24th January 2005, 11:27

I love dishing tickets out to taxi drivers. They think they own the road and can drive however it suits them. Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.

Oiiiii, Mr Generalisation, the same Mr Generalisation that chastised similar such persons in a recent police related thread. Heaps of taxi drivers are nor dirty, pervy, sex freaks, but greasy, blind, arrogant, fuckwits. GET IT RIGHT! :yeah:

24th January 2005, 11:32

I love dishing tickets out to taxi drivers. They think they own the road and can drive however it suits them. Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.
You're my hero :love:

Skunk

24th January 2005, 11:33

I'll Pm it to you if you really wanna know...When it's good - it's worth knowing... :msn-wink: :laugh:

24th January 2005, 11:35

When it's good - it's worth knowing... :msn-wink: :laugh:
I just told Slipstream...Even she was shocked...
I just can't do it!

gman

24th January 2005, 11:48

I :love: my air horns! :D
im with slim ive scared the crapper outa cars with em!!!!
lol such fun!!.

spudchucka

24th January 2005, 11:55

Oiiiii, Mr Generalisation, the same Mr Generalisation that chastised similar such persons in a recent police related thread. Heaps of taxi drivers are nor dirty, pervy, sex freaks, but greasy, blind, arrogant, fuckwits. GET IT RIGHT! :yeah:
Sorry boss, I'll try harder next time.

Tugs on forelock. ;)

inlinefour

24th January 2005, 12:42

Yea NC30 chick I reckon you'd make one of the finest Police officers possible. Go for it mate :Punk:

James Deuce

24th January 2005, 12:46

I move over. At the end of the day you're still nothing but bugsplat when the 4WD runs you over, even if you are right.

Coyote

24th January 2005, 12:50

I move over. At the end of the day you're still nothing but bugsplat when the 4WD runs you over, even if you are right.
Especially when on a Bicycle :crazy:

Skunk

24th January 2005, 13:00

I just told Slipstream...Even she was shocked...
I just can't do it!Damn! TOO good to share! :killingme
And what do you mean "Even she was shocked". She seemed like such a nice girl... :laugh:

Biff

24th January 2005, 15:55

I move over. At the end of the day you're still nothing but bugsplat when the 4WD runs you over, even if you are right.

I'm with Jim. I move over and count to one using the fingers on my left hand as a biological abacus.

Skunk

24th January 2005, 16:00

I'm with Jim. I move over and count to one using the fingers on my left hand as a biological abacus.:lol: nice.

Hitcher

24th January 2005, 17:15

I was going to have a rant about people who drive whilst talking or texting on cellphones. But the last time I did that the "duty god" stuck his umbrella in my front spokes...

Blakamin

24th January 2005, 17:50

My daughter is a courier and earns her living in the inner city - 10hrs a day of finding somewhere to park for 2 mins.
I cop the same sorta shit..... ahh, what i wouldnt give for a shorter wheel base at times....

24th January 2005, 17:52

I cop the same sorta shit..... ahh, what i wouldnt give for a shorter wheel base at times....
Fucking Barbie van drivers!! :whistle:

:msn-wink:

Frankie

24th January 2005, 17:55

cmon tell us wat you told the taxi driver

Posh Tourer :P

25th January 2005, 08:12

I was going to have a rant about people who drive whilst talking or texting on cellphones. But the last time I did that the "duty god" stuck his umbrella in my front spokes...

She almost took me out too on the weekend.... Driving a BMW in Auckland this time, and calling, not texting....

Posh Tourer :P

25th January 2005, 08:14

Especially when on a Bicycle :crazy:

Tell me about it.... Young man in an Integra did such a manouvre recently..... If he'd U-turned, Milky woulda been SCREWED...... as it was, both of us had to swerve......

Slipstream

25th January 2005, 08:18

cmon tell us wat you told the taxi driver
She said..."Please could you refrain from doing that again, as it is considered rather rude in this particular society. Also your mother, I am told, wears army boots and dresses you funny. Now if you excuse me I shall proceed with my safe and considerate travelling to my private destination. Have a nice day"

...Or at least something along those lines...right NC :D

mattt

25th January 2005, 09:06

For those of you in Auckland worried about 4x4s pushing you off the road - rest assured there is an old beat up Pajero driving around that doesn't give a flying fuck if the new Pajero wants to come into it's lane without indicating.

Well said. :cool:
When I first moved up here and had a piece of shit Telstar, I invented my own road rules. They generally went along the lines of "Your cars worth 29x mine, so get the F#%k back in that lane" :brick: The simple fact that their excess was worth more than my car was a comforting thought. :spudbooge

thehollowmen

25th January 2005, 09:48

Mz NC30_chick ma'am, I think they're still wanting you to talk dirty to them. :yes:

*ducks*

Skunk

25th January 2005, 10:24

Mz NC30_chick ma'am, I think they're still wanting you to talk dirty to them. :yes: Mmmmm, dirty talk, mmmm

Sniper

25th January 2005, 10:27

Skunk, dont get too excited.

SPORK

25th January 2005, 11:17

Yeah, you might start spraying us all...

Skunk

25th January 2005, 11:22

Skunk, dont get too excited.mmmmm excited...

Lou Girardin

25th January 2005, 13:33

Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.

That's the second time you've used this. What gives? Was your mum scared by a cabby when she was carrying you?

spudchucka

25th January 2005, 15:17

That's the second time you've used this. What gives? Was your mum scared by a cabby when she was carrying you?
Stooping to WINJAS level Lou, (pulling out the "mother" insults) thats not like you. Or is WINJA actually your alter ego??? You have been rather absent of late.

As for the cabbies, its just my observations over time and the fact that I've seen more than a few of them charged with sexo offences.

SPman

25th January 2005, 17:29

Oiiiii, Mr Generalisation, the same Mr Generalisation that chastised similar such persons in a recent police related thread. Heaps of taxi drivers are nor dirty, pervy, sex freaks, but greasy, blind, arrogant, fuckwits. GET IT RIGHT! :yeah:

Nahh ...taxis are easy!. Just tell em to FUCK OFF, with malice aforethought and Off They Fuck!!

Hitcher

25th January 2005, 17:35

Yeah, you might start spraying us all...
Ooh! Did somebody say "spraying"? I'm sure you meant aerial eradication...

25th January 2005, 18:09

Heheh saw the fuckerhead taxi crackwhore today and got her taxi number :D

James Deuce

25th January 2005, 18:37

Heheh saw the fuckerhead taxi crackwhore today and got her taxi number :D

You the MAN!

Oh crap. Can anyone help me leave the country quickly? Anyone?

Where did you all go......?

Hello....

Mummy.

avgas

25th January 2005, 18:47

On Xmas Eve she pulled into a park and had some guy come charging up to her screaming abuse,in foul language I might add about how she ''stole'' his parking space...then he kicked in her door and ripped her mirror off.
That sucks, makes you wonder why its illegal to beat the shit out of people.
As for overcompensating 4wd, ive seen lotsof chicks driving em, so mabey its a type of viagra - and these women need to boost theyre testosterone levels

zooter

25th January 2005, 20:32

Sometimes folks expect me not to give way to them just because I'm driving a taxi. Well, what to do? Sit there for another 15 seconds waiting for them to move or blow on through and let everyone get on with it?? Technically I have "given way". They didn't take it (way) and I proceeded with caution.
Who's never done the same in their own cage???
As far as "unconventional parking" goes I only do that when I'm picking up and setting down (as the law allows BTW)
Of course I have have witnessed some shocking examples of driving behaviour from local taxi drivers but in my limited experience all the major prangs that have occurred have been the other party's fault.

Skunk

25th January 2005, 21:04

Heheh saw the fuckerhead taxi crackwhore today and got her taxi number :D:killingme :Punk:

spudchucka

26th January 2005, 05:32

Sometimes folks expect me not to give way to them just because I'm driving a taxi.
Like so many other threads where people are moaning about other professions, this one has a lot of generalisations in it. Im sure no body, (myself included) intends any disrespect to you.

Sniper

26th January 2005, 06:20

Like so many other threads where people are moaning about other professions, this one has a lot of generalisations in it. Im sure no body, (myself included) intends any disrespect to you.

Dead on Spud. Its just one of those bad things that one Taxi driver gets a bad rep and they all get labeled as arsehole drivers.

Just like the argument (Debate??) we had on Police image. Some cops are arseholes (Like the one in Picton who has puleed me up 5 days running now and asks me the exact same questions including why am I going home??? <_< ) But there are the bloody brilliant ones like the one who let me off my 136kph ticket this morning :whistle:

Thats my 2c

Clockwork

26th January 2005, 06:38

As for overcompensating 4wd, ive seen lotsof chicks driving em, so mabey its a type of viagra - and these women need to boost theyre testosterone levels

I suspect one reason why so many women seem to be driving 4x4s is because they is a two car family and hubby is commuting in the little car leaving wifey the 4x4 to do the school run etc.....

Just a thought. :mellow:

PhilBilly

26th January 2005, 07:34

Biff

26th January 2005, 07:45

Dead on Spud. Its just one of those bad things that one Taxi driver gets a bad rep and they all get labeled as arsehole drivers.

That's KB'ers for you. All generalists with moustaches and a slight limp.

NordieBoy

26th January 2005, 07:58

That's KB'ers for you. All generalists with moustaches and a slight limp.

Oi!
I didn't think people noticed the limp.

bluninja

26th January 2005, 08:08

That's KB'ers for you. All generalists with moustaches and a slight limp.

limp what??? :whistle:

26th January 2005, 17:10

Like so many other threads where people are moaning about other professions, this one has a lot of generalisations in it. Im sure no body, (myself included) intends any disrespect to you.
Nope, I really hate taxi drivers...scum of the earth!
When I see them parked in their groups 4 across on the main streets I just wish that I had a bazookooa to blow those dirty mother fucking cock junkies away!

spudchucka

26th January 2005, 18:43

Heaps of idiot drivers in welly, been cut off, nearly pushed into on comming traffic in Terrece tunnel and my bike bike is loud grrr people dont check before they move. Couple of times ive had to go up to their drivers window and knock on it and give the fingers.

:kick:
I was in Wgtn this morning and was on the motorway heading into town about 0850 hrs. I couldn't believe some of the driving I saw. What does indicate mean?

gav

26th January 2005, 23:12

Well, when I'm in the car I always pull over even if in line of traffic and let bikes in. Some guy on a CBR900 even gave me a thumbs up as he cruised by, maybe he spotted the HRC sticker on the Civic? So if youre in your car, do you try and signal that you ride bikes too? Or if youre on a bike, can you spot a bike owning car driver? Or just cruise by, thinking "he he he, suckers," in your best Bart voice

inlinefour

27th January 2005, 01:53

You the MAN!

Oh crap. Can anyone help me leave the country quickly? Anyone?

Where did you all go......?

Hello....

Mummy.

She the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOman! :eek:

Smokey

28th January 2005, 08:00