Never assume that men understand

[Bren]

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

[MIXONE]

I thought oral sex was talking about it.Is that vocal sex then?

[Taz]

No Oral-B sex is when you use the flatmates toothbrush.....

[BIHB@0610]

For fucks sake, the original poster and the two respondents in this thread are men .....

Take the title of the thread, stop analysing, and just acknowledge.

Enough said!

[BIHB@0610]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/jonnychu89/others2/34.jpg

[Grahameeboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/jonnychu89/others2/34.jpg

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

[BIHB@0610]

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

Hey Grahameeboy ..... :blip:

PM me .... :love:

[nallac]

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

yes its true they have breasts

they also have ummm
breasts and ummm
sorry lost track there thinking about breasts.

[Grahameeboy]

Hey Grahameeboy ..... :blip:

PM me .... :love:

Don't tease me.....

[FJRider]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/jonnychu89/others2/34.jpg

your point is....

[Grahameeboy]

yes its true they have breasts

they also have ummm
breasts and ummm

You need reading glasses by the sounds it.......

[BIHB@0610]

your point is....

I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.:love:

[FJRider]

I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.:love:

And we love you for that...:love:

[McJim]

Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then :rofl:

[BIHB@0610]

Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then :rofl:

Oh my goodness, you poor poppet :hug: .... and your readiness to come in another thread.

I just want to give you a great big hug!!!!

[FJRider]

Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then :rofl:

NO... you've got it wrong again... AURAL sex is when you watch...

[nallac]

You need reading glasses by the sounds it.......

nah don't need glasses prefer to do it the blind way
by feel.

[McJim]

nah don't need glasses prefer to do it the blind way
by feel.

Are you sure that's a white stick or are you just pleased to meet me?

[nallac]

Are you sure that's a white stick or are you just pleased to meet me?


meet me or meat me?.

[fire eyes]

hahahahaaha .. that was actually quite funnny redneck! :rockon:

[portokiwi]

women Breasts:woohoo: breasts breasts breasts:woohoo: i love them.
the curve the feel the taste. mmmmmmmmm
Oh sorry:devil2:

[fire eyes]

women Breasts:woohoo: breasts breasts breasts:woohoo: i love them.
the curve the feel the taste. mmmmmmmmm
Oh sorry:devil2:


* Hands PK a bucket & mop screams in raspy drill-sargent-gone-nutto voice*

"Get on your hands & knees and clean your mess up boyyyy ... we don't have time for wishy washy sweetbreads that can't hold it togetherrrrrrrrrrrr .. now CLEANNNNNNNNNN Boy CLEANNNNNNNNNNN"

:eek5: what the .....

[old git]

Yep, correct............for all ten

[bomma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/jonnychu89/others2/34.jpg

and they cook and clean :shifty:

some random jokes on the topic:

why dont you buy a woman a watch??
coz there's a clock on the oven

why are women bad drivers??
coz there's no road between the kitchen and the bed

why do women have legs??
so they dont leave slime trails

why did the woman cross the road??
who cares...the real question is, why was she out of the fuckin kitchen?!?!:done:

[Livvy]

and they cook and clean :shifty:

some random jokes on the topic:

why dont you buy a woman a watch??
coz there's a clock on the oven

why are women bad drivers??
coz there's no road between the kitchen and the bed

why do women have legs??
so they dont leave slime trails

why did the woman cross the road??
who cares...the real question is, why was she out of the fuckin kitchen?!?!:done:
More to add to my collection!

It's a terrible thing I go to an all girls' school.

I'm full of sexist jokes,

I see breasts all day,

I can even comment/touch/adjust said breasts after saying said jokes;

And no one hates me. :]

Mmmm breasts.

They're like good luck charms. They let me indulge in free roadtrips, meals, alcohol... :D

[chester]

More to add to my collection!

It's a terrible thing I go to an all girls' school.

I'm full of sexist jokes,

I see breasts all day,

I can even comment/touch/adjust said breasts after saying said jokes;

And no one hates me. :]

Mmmm breasts.

They're like good luck charms. They let me indulge in free roadtrips, meals, alcohol... :D


Thats gold +10