This is the advert for the bike

[Ramius]

For sale: Immaculate condition Suzuki GSX250 2004 model with 5200km on the clock.

Entire right hand side has been replaced with new parts including the gas tank.
Only known fault, is possessed by the devil.

$5000 ono + exorcism. :shit:

[Coyote]

If only I had the money

Maybe the evil spirit will like flames along the side, and will behave

[Jamezo]

If only I had the money

Maybe the evil spirit will like flames along the side, and will behave

WFT? you'd rather have a GSX than a 1337 CBR250RR? no waaaay...

[Coyote]

WFT? you'd rather have a GSX than a 1337 CBR250RR? no waaaay...
Course not. I'd rather have both :p

[NC]

:devil2: He said it was Jesus that was fucking with your bike, dude.

[Ramius]

:devil2: He said it was Jesus that was fucking with your bike, dude.

I knew it, Zed is sending his religious minions after me because I disagree with most, if not all, the shit that comes from that guys mind. Its his payback. :2guns:

[NC]

I knew it, Zed is sending his religious minions after me because I disagree with most, if not all, the shit that comes from that guys mind. Its his payback. :2guns:
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


I so would be giving you points for that...

:killingme :killingme :killingme :lol: :lol: :lol:

He's being praying up the wrong tree for a while, that Zed.

[inlinefour]

but someone got it part right with the get a CBR, only thing is that it should have been CBR1000RR :doh:

[vifferman]

Only known fault, is possessed by the devil.

$5000 ono + exorcism. :shit:
What kind of a deal is that?!? :spudwhat:
Someone pays $5000 for your bike, and then watches while the exorcist sets fire to it (only surefire way to stop the demons from returning)? :eek5: :crazy: :pinch: :blank:

[Coyote]

What kind of a deal is that?!? :spudwhat:
Someone pays $5000 for your bike, and then watches while the exorcist sets fire to it (only surefire way to stop the demons from returning)? :eek5: :crazy: :pinch: :blank:
SSSHHHHH!!!!

Now the poor bugger won't be able to flog his bike off now everyone knows that!

[Sniper]

WFT? you'd rather have a GSX than a 1337 CBR250RR? no waaaay...


Hmmmmm, 1337?? Dont let Jim and the "PunctuationPolice TM" find out

[Coyote]

Hmmmmm, 1337?? Dont let Jim and the "PunctuationPolice TM" find out
I think Jim's used '1337' before

[toads]

I hope you get a buyer for it asap, and also get yourself a bike that will treat you right, heaven knows this bike has had bad karma. I wonder if it's a recycled Ford car!! lol

[James Deuce]

I think Jim's used '1337' before
1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.

[riffer]

1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.

1 5nP3r$t4nP #33t ph1n3. 1 j5$t P0n't #1k3 1t.

[SPman]

What kind of a deal is that?!? :spudwhat:
Someone pays $5000 for your bike, and then watches while the exorcist sets fire to it (only surefire way to stop the demons from returning)? :eek5: :crazy: :pinch: :blank:

But the exorcism is thrown in for free!

[Sniper]

1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.


I promise to give you rep as soon as Im allowed to again and when I can finish reading that :Pokey: :banana: :lol:

[Skunk]

Fuck, I'm still working out 1337 :lol:

[Jamezo]

Fuck, I'm still working out 1337 :lol:

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

[Ramius]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3|?/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(||D3|2 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

I am so confused. I will be in the corner kicking the cat! :angry2:

[Skunk]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3|?/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer :spudwhat: :blink: :unsure: :mellow: :thud:

[Blakamin]

I am so confused. I will be in the corner kicking the cat! :angry2:
can I come??? have you got 2 cats???? :unsure:

[StoneChucker]

Consider my brain fried :unsure:
I could understand Jim's post, and Celticno6's reply. But bound me up, color me pink and call me Suzy if I can fathom what the hell Jamezo is on about. Jamezo, your pocket organiser is leaking dude.

So, is 1337 supposed to be "leet" as in "Elite"?
I must be so uncool. Can I study this language as an adult course at Massey?

[Skunk]

Consider my brain fried :unsure:
I could understand Jim's post, and Celticno6's reply. But bound me up, color me pink and call me Suzy if I can fathom what the hell Jamezo is on about. Jamezo, your pocket organiser is leaking dude.

So, is 1337 supposed to be "leet" as in "Elite"?
I must be so uncool. Can I study this language as an adult course at Massey?Farcanal. I got bits of Jim's and decided I'm too old for it. :o

[Blakamin]

Farcanal. I got bits of Jim's and decided I'm too old for it. :o
me too..... might take up drinking again... (only stopped 20 minutes ago)

[Coyote]

1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.
ARRGH, my brain just exploded

[Storm]

Can this site please have a techno babble translator for all these computer illiterate folk like me who have absolutely no F^&*in idea what all that was?

[madandy]

You're not the only one...fucked if I know what's going on in this thread... :brick:

[James Deuce]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

You'll note if you'd actually read mine, that I said I only used a quarter of my l337 speak powers, rather than my full Counterstrike mode, as I thought it would be impossible to translate for most KBers without extensive nationwide brain damage.

You're a show off mate :)

[SPORK]

This thread is goldmine. Trust me, in 24 hours time, there is going to be a hell of reputation given out!

0/2 1/\/ 0+|-|3/2 \/\/0/2|)5 ...... 1337 4 1|/=3 !!!

[Skunk]

I think it's and cut and paste job from Counterstrike but having never played who knows :laugh:

[SPORK]

How DARE you associate us with CS!?

I would give you a bad rep, but I cant :bleh:

On the notice of rep points...

I'm almost at a hundred! So, would some kind soul please top me up? Pleeeeeease? I'll return the favour... :D

[Skunk]

How DARE you associate us with CS!?

I would give you a bad rep, but I cant :bleh:

On the notice of rep points...

I'm almost at a hundred! So, would some kind soul please top me up? Pleeeeeease? I'll return the favour... :DExplain the code and I'll do it... :laugh:

[SPORK]

Explain the code and I'll do it... :laugh:


0/2 1/\/ 0+|-|3/2 \/\/0/2|)5 ...... 1337 4 1|/=3 !!!

Or in other words leet for life !!!



/2 = R

/\/ = N

|-| = H

|) = D

/= = F


That's my version, at least

[SPORK]

Jim's and Jamezo's are more challenging to read, in my opinion, and are prone to making your eyes and brain melt down to a gooey, english deprived state. You have been warned.

The center for it all: the Steam forums.

Enter if you dare.

www.steampowered.com




PS: I don't play CS, just HL2! Honestly!

[Ramius]

can I come??? have you got 2 cats???? :unsure:

Nah, we can just pummel the crap out of the one. More fun that way....

[Zed]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

I so would be giving you points for that...

He's being praying up the wrong tree for a while, that Zed.

I've given Raimus some points for you chick, you 2 Kings 9:30 you! :yeah:

[John]

1|\| $0|\/|3 (0|\|+|213$ +|23@+1|\|6 |*30|*|3 +0 $|_|(|-| $1||`/ |@|\|6|_|@63$ \X/0|_||[) |}3 @ (|21|\/|3 @6@1|\|$+ |-||_||\/|@|\|1+`/ - 1|\| +|-|@+ (@$3... |\|0+|-|1|\|6 +0 $33 |-|3|23 |\/|0\/3 @|0|\|6.

1 [)0|\|+ $0|\/3 |*|20|}|3|\/|$ 1 (0|\|+|21|}|_|+3 |0\/3 j0|-||\| 0|\/|6 1 ||_||}$ `/0|_| @|||!!!


yes I do hate myself... and no I have no social life other than my bike and my hand ROCK ON!!!

[SPORK]

Ok, even I can't read that!

http://forums.csnation.net/forumdisplay.php?forumid=2

Is ACTUALLY the worst CS site. Everyone go there!

[Skunk]

QUOTE: "1337 = "leet." It's a bunch of dorks who think they're cool because htey replace letters with numbers or symbols or both. Although it's more of a joke now."

English Letter- L337 Substitute (Most people tend to speak with easier to understand letters, L337 Light, these are not as pure as Hardcore, but both are acceptable.


Hardcore L337

A- @
B- |3
C- (
D- |)
E- 3
F- |[
G- 6
H- |{
I- |
J- _|
K- |<
L- |_
M- |V|
N- |\|
O- 0
P- |o
Q- 0,
R- |)\
S- 5
T- 7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- |/\|
X- \/
/\
Y- \/
|
Z- -\_

:done:

[SPORK]

QUOTE: "1337 = "leet." It's a bunch of dorks who think they're cool because htey replace letters with numbers or symbols or both. Although it's more of a joke now."

English Letter- L337 Substitute (Most people tend to speak with easier to understand letters, L337 Light, these are not as pure as Hardcore, but both are acceptable.


Hardcore L337

A- @
B- |3
C- (
D- |)
E- 3
F- |[
G- 6
H- |{
I- |
J- _|
K- |<
L- |_
M- |V|
N- |\|
O- 0
P- |o
Q- 0,
R- |)\
S- 5
T- 7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- |/\|
X- \/
/\
Y- \/
|
Z- -\_

:done:
Umm, I think my brain broke.

Either that or my StupiditySensors blocked the majority of that post :bleh:

Nice one, you have a lot of brains to replace :P

[Jamezo]

1|\| $0|\/|3 (0|\|+|213$ +|23@+1|\|6 |*30|*|3 +0 $|_|(|-| $1||`/ |@|\|6|_|@63$ \X/0|_||[) |}3 @ (|21|\/|3 @6@1|\|$+ |-||_||\/|@|\|1+`/ - 1|\| +|-|@+ (@$3... |\|0+|-|1|\|6 +0 $33 |-|3|23 |\/|0\/3 @|0|\|6.

1 [)0|\|+ $0|\/3 |*|20|}|3|\/|$ 1 (0|\|+|21|}|_|+3 |0\/3 j0|-||\| 0|\/|6 1 ||_||}$ `/0|_| @|||!!!


yes I do hate myself... and no I have no social life other than my bike and my hand ROCK ON!!!

your 1337 is pretty good. but I still prefer my version. :love2: the sensibilites of the original, highly numerical oriented style (T=7, none of this nonsense + business! and S is 5 not $!!!), but incorporating nice-looking substitutions where it feels right, and a healthy dose of pipe and slash characters, to confuse further where they join together.

here's a Jmz1337MarkVII alphabet.

A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = #
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = _/
K = |<
L = 1
M = /\/\
N = |\| (love this one, the way you can do it all on one key)
O = 0
P = |D
Q = o,
R = |2 (I made this myself, I treasure it)
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = ><
Y = '/
Z = Z (err, I don't have one. I haven't had to use it yet...)

[Slipstream]

"Elite" speak is for the elite.....now you've just let everyone in.....:mad:

....... I wanted to be special.....:disapint: ....I think I might just go to the cat kicking corner...*sigh*

[SPORK]

"Elite" speak is for the elite.....now you've just let everyone in.....:mad:

....... I wanted to be special.....:disapint: ....I think I might just go to the cat kicking corner...*sigh*
YOU know it?!

I thought you were too cool... And anyways, it takes many years of listening to 12 yearolds babbling it to truly understand.

[Skunk]

It's a bunch of dorks who think they're cool because they replace letters with numbers or symbols or both. :killingme :innocent:

[Ramius]

I've given Raimus some points for you chick, you 2 Kings 9:30 you! :yeah:

I told you that brainwashed zombie, I mean Zed, sorry, spelling error on my part, would send his minions after me, and what do I get for the experience. Bad rep points. What a surprise. Time for you to be a little less predicatble my naive counterpart. Think outside of the small rubix cube you live in. :finger:

|)|(|< |-|34|)

Oh and look, I have stopped kicking the cat because I am less confused now.

Have an orgasmic day.

[clockd]

hi ramius

is your gsx250 still for sale? what price aqre you wanting?

Cheers

[Sniper]

Bad bad newbie! Bad, can't you see this thread is almost a year old?

[Ixion]

You would not want that bike. Not unless you have a *very* special contact with the Powers of Darkness. Mr Zed is probably the only one who could get away with riding that bike.

Did they ever try the idea of painting it with garlic impregnated paint?

Anyone know what happened to it, and if it ever killed anyone else ? M'self, I suspect it ended up buried at a crossroads with a stke through the crankcase.

[MSTRS]

Anyone know what happened to it, .....
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=176758&postcount=1
Hopefully the crusher saved the world