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Dodger
15th September 2008, 12:34
This was how I spent my Friday evening.
It all started with a simple plan, pop down the road to the supermarket and pick up a few items.

To save money and also because it more fun I chose to take the 50cc scooter, in hindsight the 250cc bike or cage would have been a better option.

So, I head down the road and when I’m about ¾ of the way to my destination I pull out from a give way and feel the throttle cable snap. :mad:
After coasting over to the side of the road, I pull out my cell phone to call the wife and tell her I’m going to be a little late. “You have insufficient credit to make this call”, Bugger, but no problem I’ll transfer over to the top up system and credit the account with my visa. That is if I knew my cell phone number without looking it up on the phone I was currently using.

Next step was to pop the hood so to speak and see if I could fix the cable, but alas the tool kit was missing from the scooter, I must have borrowed it for something. :Oops:
I push the scooter the last few 100 meters to the shopping centre, top up my phone using the ATM, and make a phone call to the wife and tell her I’ll be a little late.

Ran into the “coin save” to see if they had a cheap tool kit I could buy, but nope nothing (and they were closing up and weren’t to happy with me trying to look around their shop). So into New World I went and also found they had nothing in the way of screwdrivers, but at least I was able to pick up the few Items I needed in the first instance.

Upon reaching the checkout I discovered that my ATM card was missing, I must have left it in the machine. %&^#@! (Paid with visa)

Head back to the ATM, but alas no card, also checked the nearby stores to see if anyone had handed it in. (apparently if you leave your card in an ATM the machine will eat it after a certain time) :angry:

Called the wife to have her cancel my card and to also say that I was going to push the scooter to the In-law’s (their house was closer and not as uphill as home) as I was doing this phone went flat
Anyway, ½ way to the in-law’s house my father-in-law turns up, it seems my cut off message managed to be understood. Although he hadn’t brought any tools with him and the scooter wasn’t going to fit in the back of a Honda Jazz.
He headed home to pick up a few screwdrivers and upon his return I opened up the scooter and managed to pull the throttle cable through its sleeve so I could make a sort of rangi accelerator by tugging on the cable.

Unfortunately the scooter had other ideas, and it was at this point that the battery decided to die, thus rendering the electric start inoperative.
I do have a sort of kick start with the scooter, but as luck would have it, it’s been damaged in the past, and as such is kept in the “glove box”. I fitted the kick-start lever but found that it was now missing the little tightening bolt that holds it in place so couldn’t be used.

I ended up having to push the scooter the rest of the way. :crybaby:

fizbin
15th September 2008, 12:38
Well you just made me feel better about spending the whole weekend at the inlaws house ROFL :lol: bad luck with the scooter man

portokiwi
15th September 2008, 12:47
Keep the story alive....
How much to fix the cable.....
How much for new btty....
How much for new card...
How much for ciropractor after pushing your bike?
:scooter::scooter::scooter::scooter::scooter::scoo ter:

Swoop
15th September 2008, 12:54
So. The moral of the story is to not ride a scooter?

Dodger
15th September 2008, 13:00
Keep the story alive....
How much to fix the cable.....
How much for new btty....
How much for new card...
How much for ciropractor after pushing your bike?


Lets see, cable took around 2 hours of pissing around on Sunday to fix. Shortened the outer sheave and replaced the little bobbin thing at the end with a block/screw thingi :yes:

Battery seems OK after a charge :)

New ATM card $15 :angry:

Back is ok, after the pushing. on the plus side it was only the scooter and not the bike I was pushing up hill. :sweatdrop

DarkLord
15th September 2008, 13:23
That is some serious bad luck there dude!

Don't ya just love those days when the entire world seems to decide it is out to get you? :mad:

bert_is_evil
15th September 2008, 13:27
If the ATM is one attached to a branch they can usually just give you your card back if you go in with some ID

Dodger
17th September 2008, 16:44
If the ATM is one attached to a branch they can usually just give you your card back if you go in with some ID

Unfortunately it's attached to a greengrocer :banana:

Griffin
17th September 2008, 17:01
Dude that sucks. Shame I didnt see you having troubles - I would have stopped to help ya out... even if you were on a scootle.

portokiwi
17th September 2008, 17:03
I know that mate.
in Panmure the ANZ atm is across the road from the ANZ......
Mine was eaten up as I put the wrong pin in kept putting in the house alarm:doh:
That is cleard by ADT and they have been told they must destroy all cards.
Pissed me right off. Oh not with ANZ now.:spanking:

Bend-it
18th September 2008, 07:46
Lets see, cable took around 2 hours of pissing around on Sunday to fix. Shortened the outer sheave and replaced the little bobbin thing at the end with a block/screw thingi :yes:

Battery seems OK after a charge :)

New ATM card $15 :angry:

Back is ok, after the pushing. on the plus side it was only the scooter and not the bike I was pushing up hill. :sweatdrop

For all this, you have mastercard (or visa, as in your case)

For the story to tell in he pub, priceless! :)