Criticism needed!

[carver]

how can we improve? (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mormon+few+stunt+crew&search_type=&aq=o)

[glice]

how can we improve? (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mormon+few+stunt+crew&search_type=&aq=o)

going faster, crashing more and maby some flips.

[carver]

going faster, crashing more and maby some flips.

so just a carnage film?

[nodrog]

you should gay it up some more, get your moobs out.

[carver]

you should gay it up some more, get your moobs out.

i can email you some gay porn if you want it!

[Hitcher]

Your product test reviews are a bit long. There's only so much footage of bikes on the Kawhia Road that old buggers like me can be bothered watching.

And while it's OK to pan something as being a piece of shit, a bit more explanation of why you think that would be useful at times.

That said, I should confess to actually having enjoyed parts of your programmes. However I suspect your reputations may at times hinder your ability to source bikes to test, particularly from franchised dealers. Especially when they have strange ideas about warranty and the process of shopping for bikes.

[nodrog]

i can email you some gay porn if you want it!

only if the mormon few star in it?:love:

[boomer]

fook da pigs?!

[carver]

Your product test reviews are a bit long. There's only so much footage of bikes on the Kawhia Road that old buggers like me can be bothered watching.

And while it's OK to pan something as being a piece of shit, a bit more explanation of why you think that would be useful at times.

That said, I should confess to actually having enjoyed parts of your programmes. However I suspect your reputations may at times hinder your ability to source bikes to test, particularly from franchised dealers. Especially when they have strange ideas about warranty and the process of shopping for bikes.

we aint on kawahia road?

ya old buggers get lost easy too!

to be honest, im not really trying, im more being silly.
i have a terrible reputation, however, im always honest with dealers.
hamilton honda have been very promising to deal with, so you may see a few honda's appearing on the next lot...
i gather you would enjoy a more serious series, with more "timely humor"

[carver]

only if the mormon few star in it?:love:

really?
you know were not gay, our balls never touch

[carver]

fook da pigs?!

someone is already paying the price for that

[Hitcher]

i gather you would enjoy a more serious series, with more "timely humor"

Not at all. You guys have a certain "style" that adds a certain something to your productions. As I said earlier, I enjoyed watching parts of the programmes. My suggestions are about tweaking that, rather than overhauling it completely. And it's "humour" around these parts...

[carver]

Not at all. You guys have a certain "style" that adds a certain something to your productions. As I said earlier, I enjoyed watching parts of the programmes. My suggestions are about tweaking that, rather than overhauling it completely. And it's "humour" around these parts...

thanks for your input sir

[AllanB]

I agree with the Hitcher regarding the length - have the fun but keep it shorter - I wandered off at a few of the side video images. I watched some buggers at cold kiwi screwing the shit out of their engines doing a crappy burnout, then spied a stunt or two, then a girl on a bike then a girl with large t....... before I knew it there was a pole and a bikini on screen!

Did I mention don't waffle on to much .....

[KiwiKat]

There are parts of your piaggio reveiw that are well done. To have the guts to overtake on something like that surprises me. Good reviews - Town, country, short, brief, to the point. Why is something crap? explain e.g. radios. Some good footage and humour.

Reputation can drag you down or build you up.

[carver]

I agree with the Hitcher regarding the length - have the fun but keep it shorter - I wandered off at a few of the side video images. I watched some buggers at cold kiwi screwing the shit out of their engines doing a crappy burnout, then spied a stunt or two, then a girl on a bike then a girl with large t....... before I knew it there was a pole and a bikini on screen!

Did I mention don't waffle on to much .....

i suffer from the same thing at work...
all good, il just cut it up a bit more...

[carver]

There are parts of your piaggio reveiw that are well done. To have the guts to overtake on something like that surprises me. Good reviews - Town, country, short, brief, to the point. Why is something crap? explain e.g. radios. Some good footage and humour.

Reputation can drag you down or build you up.

yeah, thats cool, i have just been taking the piss kinda in these last few films, as we have been from the start.

[Switch]

No Criticism needed :) Although the next review looks interesting ;)
Nice to see your using local roads :)

[carver]

No Criticism needed :) Although the next review looks interesting ;)
Nice to see your using local roads :)

of course, we support the local industries....
including the police..hang on, they are a gang!

[Switch]

You should get the rest of the hamilton crew in with your reviews! How about a wed night ride vid?

[beyond]

I must confess to having a bloody good laugh at a lot of that :)

[toycollector10]

You Christian mormons shouln't be on this forum. Mormons and motorcycles, it's like hamsters and wheels, it's just bloody pointless.

If you want to prosthelize and do some good in the world just start going head to head with Islam!

That's where the threat to modern civilisation lies. So forget your stunting antics and get up where you are needed on the front line. Then you will get my respect!

You lot are faffing around on your bikes when you should be going right to the heart of the matter which is: "Christianity, aka civilisation V's a medieval, f*cked up concept of life as it was, and should always be, in the sixth centruy AD"

I think their religion sucks big time, but it's coming to a mosque near you, soon. So you need to get on board boys!

[carver]

You Christian mormons shouln't be on this forum. Mormons and motorcycles, it's like hamsters and wheels, it's just bloody pointless.

If you want to prosthelize and do some good in the world just start going head to head with Islam!

That's where the threat to modern civilisation lies. So forget your stunting antics and get up where you are needed on the front line. Then you will get my respect!

You lot are faffing around on your bikes when you should be going right to the heart of the matter which is: "Christianity, aka civilisation V's a medieval, f*cked up concept of life as it was, and should always be, in the sixth centruy AD"

I think their religion sucks big time, but it's coming to a mosque near you, soon. So you need to get on board boys!

what?
did you even see any of the films?

fuck religious debates, were here to impress the young, just like the way the christians do with their youth groups

[carver]

You Christian mormons shouln't be on this forum. Mormons and motorcycles, it's like hamsters and wheels, it's just bloody pointless.

If you want to prosthelize and do some good in the world just start going head to head with Islam!

That's where the threat to modern civilisation lies. So forget your stunting antics and get up where you are needed on the front line. Then you will get my respect!

You lot are faffing around on your bikes when you should be going right to the heart of the matter which is: "Christianity, aka civilisation V's a medieval, f*cked up concept of life as it was, and should always be, in the sixth centruy AD"

I think their religion sucks big time, but it's coming to a mosque near you, soon. So you need to get on board boys!

what?
did you even see any of the films?

fuck religious debates, were here to impress the young, just like the way the christians do with their youth groups.

oh, collecting toys is for creeps!

[007XX]

I am enjoying this aspect of the Mormon Few more and more...Keep up the good work boys! :niceone:

PS: I don't normally bother viewing review vids as I find them as boring as hell, so I'm happy to see something a tad different for once.

[Swoop]

...were here to impress the young, just like the way the christians do with their youth groups
Oh dear.
Sort of like what the catlick preists do with their altar boys?:buggerd:

[toycollector10]

Nah, couldn't be bothered loading those youtube vids, from what I have already seen and downloaded from you idiots.

I don't like RELIGIOUS CULTS, which is what MORMONS are. You're weird!

I like you more than ISLAMIC IDIOTS however, so take that that as a compliment.

As to collecting toys, you ain't got any idea, do you knob-end!

[nevets]

Dancing monkeys are always a hit

[MarkH]

May I suggest that unlike you did with the MP3 video you should generally edit out the overtaking on the double yellow line. Putting evidence on the internet of illegal driving is probably not the best idea in the world.

Remember - a quick edit and it never happened!

[Brett]

Nah, couldn't be bothered loading those youtube vids, from what I have already seen and downloaded from you idiots.

I don't like RELIGIOUS CULTS, which is what MORMONS are. You're weird!

I like you more than ISLAMIC IDIOTS however, so take that that as a compliment.

As to collecting toys, you ain't got any idea, do you knob-end!

I don't quite think you understand what their 'crew' is. It is a name...nothing to do with being mormons (don't think they even have anything to do with mormons...carver????)
Mate, they are vids about riding bikes, bike reviews and general hooliganism...nothing at all to do with religion.

Carver...again...finding myself surprised. Those vids were very entertaining. Perhaps cool it down a bit with some of the clowning around on dealer bikes...purely because you will end up not being able to get any more!
I like the light hearted humor, it makes in entertaining. However, when giving reviews, as hitcher said...perhaps go a bit further than "it is shit". For example with the communication unit, tell us why it is rubbish?
The Piaggio vid was also really good. By the end of the vid I knew where you were coming from with the bike..trike...whatever you would call that thing.
Your editting especially on the piaggio segment was quite good. Sidewinder...perhaps when you speak it could be a little more 'refined':whistle: and tell us the reasons why you think something rather than just saying it is shit etc.
Other than that, good job guys. I am looking forward to the next video.

[carver]

May I suggest that unlike you did with the MP3 video you should generally edit out the overtaking on the double yellow line. Putting evidence on the internet of illegal driving is probably not the best idea in the world.

Remember - a quick edit and it never happened!

but it would be hard to prove anything...
tinted visor, no specific time given, i just did something naughty


Dancing monkeys are always a hit

we can try getting sidewinder to dance?

[doozy]

but it would be hard to prove anything...
tinted visor, no specific time given, i just did something naughty


I'm not 100% sure how it would work for a video posted on youtube ... but I've noticed an increase in this sort of behaviour by the police

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4687102a6000.html

My advice would be to ensure you signed up/use an email address on youtube that is difficult to trace back to you ...

As far as improvements, I like the video's you've posted so far, I thought the MP3 review was awesome (although there did seem to be a little excess footage of it being ridden). The "how is it?" ... "its shit" moments repeating themselves was pretty funny.

If you're just looking to increase youtube hits ... if that counts as improvement, just outright lie in the tags on the video so that it appears in more frequently in the top 10 things people are searching for http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp gives you the most viewed videos so if you added something like 'ninja' 'cat' to your vids I'm sure the number of views would jump.

[glice]

so just a carnage film?

na, just taking the piss. I actully think most of the films are pretty good, sometimes a bit long, but good.

[SixPackBack]

Improvements?

Tarts-lots of tarts, preferably with their tits hangin' out.
Decent bikes-lose the shit box scooters, we wanna see gixxers and R1s welding themselves to tarmac in an expensive display of destruction.
Broken bones and blood-real men fall off and smash themselves up just for our enjoyment.
Trouble with the police--shots of an angry copper administrating pepper spray or better still a tazer.
Nibbling each others sausage-what you do behind closed doors is your business but we do not want to see that shit-its nasty, stop it.

[carver]

I'm not 100% sure how it would work for a video posted on youtube ... but I've noticed an increase in this sort of behaviour by the police

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4687102a6000.html

My advice would be to ensure you signed up/use an email address on youtube that is difficult to trace back to you ...

As far as improvements, I like the video's you've posted so far, I thought the MP3 review was awesome (although there did seem to be a little excess footage of it being ridden). The "how is it?" ... "its shit" moments repeating themselves was pretty funny.

If you're just looking to increase youtube hits ... if that counts as improvement, just outright lie in the tags on the video so that it appears in more frequently in the top 10 things people are searching for http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp gives you the most viewed videos so if you added something like 'ninja' 'cat' to your vids I'm sure the number of views would jump.

well, thats interesting.
can the cops ping us for doing wheelstands etc on public roads, the UK mags seem to be able to get away with it.
i want to get away with it too
yeah i can understand too much footage being in that last flick

[madbikeboy]

Improvements?

Tarts-lots of tarts, preferably with their tits hangin' out.
Decent bikes-lose the shit box scooters, we wanna see gixxers and R1s welding themselves to tarmac in an expensive display of destruction.
Broken bones and blood-real men fall off and smash themselves up just for our enjoyment.
Trouble with the police--shots of an angry copper administrating pepper spray or better still a tazer.
Nibbling each others sausage-what you do behind closed doors is your business but we do not want to see that shit-its nasty, stop it.


What he said, but with more of the tarts and less of the sausage nibbling. And if you could somehow get footage of an angry Ginger Copper, that'd be just fucking peachy.

[madbikeboy]

well, thats interesting.
can the cops ping us for doing wheelstands etc on public roads, the UK mags seem to be able to get away with it.
i want to get away with it too
yeah i can understand too much footage being in that last flick

Can the fuzz spoil your fun for doing illegal stuff on public roads with you kindly producing and then posting video evidence? Why, yes, yes they can.

But, the upside to all this hilarity. You'll get a nice room in a publicly funded facillity, and while you may have to share your room, the nice gentleman with the beard and tats will be keen to play hide the sausage in your not so tight rear. You'll get a nice structured time for your exercise routine, and you'll get a nice uniform freshly washed each day for when your ex-girlfriend will come and visit and look at you through glass. And best of all, when you shower, you'll have loads of keen people helping you find that soap you just dropped.

[Hitcher]

Don't be such fucking wowsers. The Fuzz(TM) will probably only be interested in looking at video "evidence" if they are investigating a crime. Otherwise I suspect that they have better things to do than browse what a bunch of young chaps high on life may be posting on the Internet.

There is plenty of precedent for moving pictures of people doing dumb stuff being made public. This catalogue of idiocy starts in the era of silent movies and runs through to recent popular successes like Jackass, and its sequel. The Mormon Few's contribution is merely part of this genre. And as long as nobody other than themselves is caught or killed in the production of their material, I am certain that the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of their actions.

[Pwalo]

Get a grant from Aunty Helen, and do a tour of the US. Just say you're going to have a look at how Stunting has affected the local culture.

Worked for hip hop.

[rachprice]

fuck you dudes crack me up....good shit

[carver]

Don't be such fucking wowsers. The Fuzz(TM) will probably only be interested in looking at video "evidence" if they are investigating a crime. Otherwise I suspect that they have better things to do than browse what a bunch of young chaps high on life may be posting on the Internet.

There is plenty of precedent for moving pictures of people doing dumb stuff being made public. This catalogue of idiocy starts in the era of silent movies and runs through to recent popular successes like Jackass, and its sequel. The Mormon Few's contribution is merely part of this genre. And as long as nobody other than themselves is caught or killed in the production of their material, I am certain that the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of their actions.

cool, i like your thinking!

[Morcs]

Nah, couldn't be bothered loading those youtube vids, from what I have already seen and downloaded from you idiots.

I don't like RELIGIOUS CULTS, which is what MORMONS are. You're weird!

I like you more than ISLAMIC IDIOTS however, so take that that as a compliment.

As to collecting toys, you ain't got any idea, do you knob-end!

I hope you like the red you just got!

[Morcs]

I didnt like the MP3 movie too much. The CBF was a bit better.

The cold kiwi one was epic. the sound track was dramatic, it had the action, and good scenes, and the humour was better.

I think you should base the films around 3 different things :



Bike reviews



Event reviews (the drags, racing, or even random events that you can gatecrash on bikes etc..)



place reviews (same as bike reviews, but on the town and its people (and slow KBers' )

and yes, cop appearances, as well as 17-20 year old sluts would be bonuses...

:Punk:

[carver]

I didnt like the MP3 movie too much. The CBF was a bit better.

The cold kiwi one was epic. the sound track was dramatic, it had the action, and good scenes, and the humour was better.

I think you should base the films around 3 different things :



Bike reviews



Event reviews (the drags, racing, or even random events that you can gatecrash on bikes etc..)



place reviews (same as bike reviews, but on the town and its people (and slow KBers' )

and yes, cop appearances, as well as 17-20 year old sluts would be bonuses...

:Punk:

yeah, i have a different idea....
this will not be based on top/fifth gear!

dirty sluts...hmmmmm.
the MP3 is pretty hard to be silly on, it was more professional than the CBF one!

we will make a mix of them all for the next one! more professional, more epic, more silly