Edbear
17th September 2008, 19:31
Fred staggered into the 19th. hole after his round to have a beer with the guys. They all noticed Fred's black eye, and asked him how he managed to get such a shiner. He said, Well, you know that field with the cows, along side the fairway on 14 ? Well, I hooked my tee shot over into that field, and while I was over there lookin' for it, there was Joes wife Maxine over ther lookin' for her ball too. Just then, I spied a little white ball stuck in this cows azz. I could tell it wasn't mine, so I grabbed the cows tail and raised it up and hollered, .."Hey Maxine, does this look like yours?":confused: