International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[scorry]

Ahoy me fellow land lubbers
Friday 19th Sept must be pretty important cos its talk like a pirate day, nude day and also loud shirt day.

found this on the net tho

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[imdying]

ye scurvy dogs!!!!

[MIXONE]

Woof, woof .....

[nodrog]

lets hornswaggle us a hogshead of grog ya little picaroon

[imdying]

Woof, woof .....http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/TheChazMan1/FailDog.jpgYe submission is fail land lubber!

[Hitcher]

Technically it's "Talk Like a Nude Suffragette Pirate In A Loud Shirt Day"!

Belay there ye scurvy dogs, and enjoy lots of yo ho hoing with at least one bottle of rum!

[xwhatsit]

Ye submission is fail land lubber!
Looooooool!

I mean,

arrrrr, I be rofflin' all over the place, arrrrr :stoogie:

[Trudes]

arrrr tis a pirate speakin day arrrrrrrrh:banana:

[Lissa]

Argh not sharing me booty with ye Survey Dogs or i'll get a Jolly Roger and stick it up your broadside!! Arghhhhhhh!

:cool:

[MIXONE]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/TheChazMan1/FailDog.jpgYe submission is fail land lubber!

No actually it's the ship's dog saying "No scurvy here cause I ate my fruit you swashbuckling dragoon you."

[Boob Johnson]

YARRRRRRRRRRRR :drinknsin

[MisterD]

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[gijoe1313]

Belay that scuttlebutt ye scurvy scallyways or I'll keelhaul the hornswoggle lot o'ye! I'm three sheets to the wind and me fine plans are scuppered to Davy Jones locker, there be buccaneering to be done but I be clapped in irons this fine day.

Arrrrr, as you were gentleman, as you were arr!

[martybabe]

Belay that scuttlebutt ye scurvy scallyways or I'll keelhaul the hornswoggle lot o'ye! I'm three sheets to the wind and me fine plans are scuppered to Davy Jones locker, there be buccaneering to be done but I be clapped in irons this fine day.

Arrrrr, as you were gentleman, as you were arr!

Oi, you can't play, ya talk like a bloomin Pirate every day. :laugh:

[Matt Bleck]

oooooooooooo rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Pwalo]

Bring back Captain Pugwash! Not too sure about that Master Bates though.

[Number One]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=5241

[Coyote]

It's my girlfriend's birthday party today. Have to use those pick up lines on her

[Eurodave]

"wheres me buccaneers?"




"on me buccan ed!"

[gunnyrob]

Behold yur scurvy landlubbers and pollywogs! Behold the Salty awesomeness of Queen Neptune and her luvverly daughter! AAAARGH, shiver me timbers!

[Hitcher]

Nothing there that a good keelhaulin' won't cure! Bugger me barnacles.

[Number One]

I got a hard time for my work attire today...well it was mufti AND 'Talk like a pirate day' too :rolleyes:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_YbI9er1U-Tc/Rw7o4gnOK8I/AAAAAAAABqY/beFxLAL5Uz0/ES20231-PIRATE.jpg

[Donor]

i forgot talk like a seafarin' hearty tide? i can nerebe forgivin' o' myself, may i nerefind peace on th' open roads again!

[SPman]

Oo arrrr..........we forgot.....so...in obeisience......we watched Pirates of the Carribean 3 and drank a bottle of rum.....arrrrrrrrrrgh!