It's a hard road to find the perfect woman...

[madbikeboy]

I think I've found THE perfect woman.

No, seriously.

It's my birthday on Friday - she talked me into talking to work and getting a day off, and we're heading down to the Taupo MotoTT day, her shout.

Does it get any better than this? :hug:

[Bren]

yup...a woman with a beer

[Big Dave]

My girl bought me a stunning T'bird. ;-P

[Trudes]

I let my man live..... and wank, watch rugby and drink beer, hey, I'M perfect!

[hospitalfood]

hard to stop us wanking....unless you shoot us

[Number One]

I let my man live..... and wank, watch rugby and drink beer, hey, I'M perfect!

You are too good to that man Trudes ;)


hard to stop us wanking....unless you shoot us

That can be arranged...specially if you muck up the sheets :Pokey:

[Subike]

specially if you muck up the sheets :Pokey:


A tissue keeps the spots off the moniter.

The perfect woman?

Yeap I know her
My Mom

[Griffin]

I let my man live..... and wank, watch rugby and drink beer, hey, I'M perfect!

Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank??? :whistle:

[Oakie]

I think I've found THE perfect woman.

No, seriously.

It's my birthday on Friday - she talked me into talking to work and getting a day off, and we're heading down to the Taupo MotoTT day, her shout.

Does it get any better than this? :hug:

Aren't mothers great?!

[davebullet]

madmikeboy - I think in your case it took the perfect woman to find that hard road :niceone:

[madbikeboy]

madmikeboy - I think in your case it took the perfect woman to find that hard road :niceone:

nice one. 10 char min.

[firefighter]

Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank??? :whistle:

you never sneak one in when you can't be bothered waking her up?!!!:buggerd:

[Fatjim]

Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank??? :whistle:

I think she meant she's the perfect wife. He hasn't found the perfect mistress yet.

[Daffyd]

Nah, she's gotta have a flat head to give you summat to sit your beer on while she's giving you a blowjob.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Nah, she's gotta have a flat head to give you summat to sit your beer on while she's giving you a blowjob.

And that's after she's had the frontal labotomy.

[Big Dave]

Rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.

[Bren]

Rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.


our wordsmith strikes again....nice play

[Big Dave]

our wordsmith strikes again....nice play

Oldie mate.