From the wife

[dwnundabkr]

MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY



My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,

bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be

able to monitor my moods.



We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it

turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a

big f * ckin' red mark on his forehead.



Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

[dwnundabkr]

Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by
the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.':laugh:

[maybe]

:2thumbsup Love them:2thumbsup

[FJRider]

A truck driver was going down the highway, and saw a sign that said ...Low Bridge Ahead. Berore he knows it, he sees the bridge, but can't stop in time. Cars are backed up for miles. When the cop finally shows up, he asks him...Got stuck eh !! The truck driver says... no, I was delivering this bridge, when I ran out of fuel...

[fire eyes]

MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY



My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,

bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be

able to monitor my moods.



We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it

turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a

big f * ckin' red mark on his forehead.



Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

hahahahahaah :niceone:

[chrisso]

hehehehehee so good I stole it for anuder Forum---Cheers:lol::lol:

[kevfromcoro]

A Blonde goes to the hairdresser and asks for a hair cut...she is wearing a set of headphones..and says to the hairdresser...
i wont a hair cut...but do not take the headphones off....
the hairdresser cuts her hair and off she goes....
a month later she comes back..i want a hair cut..but dont takes the headphones off....
another month goes on and the blonde comes back again....
i want a haircut...but dont take the headphones off...
half way through the hairdresser think what can be so important about these headphones...so he takes them off and throws them on the floof.
the blonde gags..hits the floor coughing..and dies..
the hairdresser is astound.....he picks up the headphones and has a listen...
wait for it..............




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