View Full Version : NZ's Got F**k All Talent...
Krayy
22nd September 2008, 20:02
...except for Chas from Wellington!!
What a frickin ripper. When a dancer says he's going to do Hip-hop, Michael Jackson and Jazz, I wouldn't normally bother, then he started his routine and bugger me, he was great!!
Not sure about the kiddie-fiddling moonwalk segment, but the back flips, pops, slides and jazz bits were fan-frickin-tastic. Here's hoping he makes the finals.
Clivoris
22nd September 2008, 21:03
Shit man. Has the Buell rattled your brain loose? How can you even watch it?:laugh::laugh:
Krayy
22nd September 2008, 21:09
I be bored...bored...BORED!!!
jrandom
22nd September 2008, 21:09
It's all right. Prime's put a Queen doco on now. Mine ears are soothed.
But I thought the young lady who sung Pie Iesu was just charming. The timbre of the high notes was a bit strained, but she was damn near pitch perfect. Beautiful.
I can't really remember any of the others, apart from the large crazy lady who yodelled while wearing a tent and playing a guitar.
:crazy:
Tank
23rd September 2008, 00:04
I like watching the train wrecks as people who actually believe they have talent come to the realization that they are, indeed totally shit.
If I was a judge - Id make them cry - they are far too soft IMHO.
Gubb
23rd September 2008, 07:16
I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.
Katman
23rd September 2008, 08:41
I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.
I hope she's cleaned her nails and shaved this time.
:msn-wink:
Trouser
23rd September 2008, 12:04
I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.
good god no. NZ can't take any more Liz Shaw.
Tank
23rd September 2008, 12:46
who the fuck is liz shaw???
portokiwi
23rd September 2008, 13:00
That barman was to cocky.
it was interesting :lol: But Freddy was much better.:headbang:
Katman
23rd September 2008, 13:13
who the fuck is liz shaw???
Please don't make me post the link.
:sick:
Duke girl
23rd September 2008, 14:22
If you want to see the talent that NZ has then get yourself up to Manfeild this weekend to the Vic Clubs Actrix Winter Series Round 5 as there is going to be more talent up there than you will ever see on TV.:first:
Tank
23rd September 2008, 15:20
Please don't make me post the link.
:sick:
I think its only fair - post the link and to be hell with the consequences.
Katman
23rd September 2008, 16:39
I think its only fair - post the link and to be hell with the consequences.
This is the best I can do.
http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68542
The photos in the first post don't seem to be there anymore (thank fuck) but if you're game to read the thread right through someone else may have placed another link for them.
Not for the faint hearted though - you have been warned.
Edit: I've just read the first few pages and there's some funny shit in there.
kave
23rd September 2008, 18:49
http://www.girlza.com/wiki/Liz_Shaw (NSFW)
Scroll down to the bottom of the page for pics
Katman
23rd September 2008, 19:06
http://www.girlza.com/wiki/Liz_Shaw (NSFW)
Scroll down to the bottom of the page for pics
Aaaaarggghhhhh!!!!!
(Hope you're satisfied now Tank).
Tank
23rd September 2008, 19:40
Jesus wept.
Thats fucked up my entire day
Number One
23rd September 2008, 20:59
I like watching the train wrecks as people who actually believe they have talent come to the realization that they are, indeed totally shit.
If I was a judge - Id make them cry - they are far too soft IMHO.
+1 Absolutely!!!! :lol: It's hard to fathom that some of these people could really believe they are gonna get somewhere
Anyone else think scary yoddler woman(?) looked like one of the gorgs...you know the big things that eat Fraggles on Fraggle Rock.
Pussy
24th September 2008, 07:10
Jesus wept.
Thats fucked up my entire day
Haha, Tank! Finally something you wouldn't tup! :devil2:
James Deuce
24th September 2008, 07:36
Shit man. Has the Buell rattled your brain loose? How can you even watch it?:laugh::laugh:
Thing is, if he entered he'd win. He has the most amazing untrained baritone voice you've ever heard. A couple of years of training and he'd have a new career. Instead of being a fat IT guy, he could be a perfectly formed Opera star.
Tank
24th September 2008, 09:20
Haha, Tank! Finally something you wouldn't tup! :devil2:
Yeah - Id still tap it - but I'd need to do it at the end of a 5 day bender.
That chick is needs to be look at thru serious beer goggles .
Krayy
24th September 2008, 10:32
Thing is, if he entered he'd win. He has the most amazing untrained baritone voice you've ever heard. A couple of years of training and he'd have a new career. Instead of being a fat IT guy, he could be a perfectly formed Opera star.
I'll post a video one day of the choir I'm in...f**k I'm good in it :rolleyes:
Pussy
24th September 2008, 11:01
Yeah - Id still tap it - but I'd need to do it at the end of a 5 day bender.
That chick is needs to be look at thru serious beer goggles .
Geez, Tank, I don't think I'd even trust you with the hair on a barber shop floor! :eek5:
Gubb
24th September 2008, 18:53
Yeah - Id still tap it - but I'd need to do it at the end of a 5 day bender.
That chick is needs to be look at thru serious beer goggles .
I would rather go for a round with TubGirl than Liz Shaw.
You used to be cool man.....
Krayy
3rd November 2008, 15:06
Well whaddaya know...Chas won the whole shebang!!
Heck, I may have to start a new career as a talent spotter...and I don't mean just blonds and brunettes :eek:
Forest
3rd November 2008, 16:51
Dammit people!!
She googles for her own name.
Expect a visit once the google spiders have indexed this thread.
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