The hottest chick in the entire world...

[RantyDave]

...is one Leslie Porterfield, seen here at the Bub Motorcycle Speed Trials where she ran 234mph (375km/hr) on a turbocharged Hayabusa. People this cool actually exist, y'know.

More blah blah blah about the trials (http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Article_Page.aspx?ArticleID=7102&Page=1) - check out the 50cc bike :)

Dave

[Salival]

...bigger balls than me...

[Number One]

She's hot! :yes:


I hate her :lol:

[kiwifruit]

the mythbusters lady is way hotter

[Korumba]

She is even hotter in person...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=80359

Here is a few more of her

[Badjelly]

The long hair haning out the back of the helmet must flap around a bit at 375 km/h!

[Jerry74]

Very nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TOTO]

:drool: :drool:

[Jerry74]

When is she coming here to race???

[xwhatsit]

The front fairing on that Busa looks like a giant pair of bloomers.

[madbikeboy]

It's a hard road to finding the perfect woman...

[Freakshow]

Can see go around corners??

[007XX]

Now, that's my kind of woman! :headbang:

[portokiwi]

mmmmm very nice:niceone::drool:

[portokiwi]

But can she cook and clean too???????:dodge:

[007XX]

But can she cook and clean too???????:dodge:

Most likely better than you can eh?! :bleh:

[Big Dave]

Go to You Tube.
Search Bonneville Motorcycle Crash
Watch the first two.
Ask if she has a sister.

[portokiwi]

:hug: Oh i am very good at cleaning..... But now that i have a latino lady she wont let me do it anymore.
I still have to clean up the pig sty at work rhough.:angry2:

[merv]

The long hair haning out the back of the helmet must flap around a bit at 375 km/h!


Sheesh split ends :shit:

[merv]

Now, that's my kind of woman! :headbang:

I notice you've got I'm baaaaaaaacck under your avatar. Where've you been chick?

Oh yeah, and she is my kind of woman too - can we share?

[Tank]

the mythbusters lady is way hotter

+1 She can test the "nasal delivery system" myth with me anytime.

[nivram]

Wouldn't kick here out of bed on a cold morning would you.

[NZsarge]

Wouldn't kick here out of bed on a cold morning would you.

No...no I would'nt. Got a few curves. :niceone:

[Fatjim]

Wouldn't kick here out of bed on a cold morning would you.

I would if I wanted my fucking cupa tea!

[nudemetalz]

Now if she ditched that hayabutcher and rode a Moto Guzzi she would THEN be considered PERFECT !! :dodge:

[Tonka]

She certainly sizzles alright!! :niceone: Dont know about the front end of that Busa though, it looks like a bloody Orca Whale

[nodrog]

She certainly sizzles alright!! :niceone: Dont know about the front end of that Busa though, it looks like a bloody Orca Whale

im telling your wife! :bash:

[Forest]

Holy shit!

I didn't think it was possible to make a Hayabusa any uglier, but they definitely succeeded.

[007XX]

I notice you've got I'm baaaaaaaacck under your avatar. Where've you been chick?

That was in reference to my beloved bum avatars...:D


Oh yeah, and she is my kind of woman too - can we share?

Nah...you got your own already :shifty:

[Tonka]

im telling your wife! :bash:

...what the! NO SCHNITZEL for you next time the Pyes Pa crew come over for a feed...but Mrs Nodrog is allowed :cool:

[mynameis]

Now, that's my kind of woman! :headbang:

You swing both ways ? :D Your husbands lucky eh.

[Toaster]

I bet she is turbo-charged too...... very very nice.

[Swoop]

The long hair haning out the back of the helmet must flap around a bit at 375 km/h!
She must get hell hair knots at that speed!

Good on her!

[flame]

yep....even from a chicks point of veiw.....she's hot!

love them leathers too, I want I want I want!

[Number One]

+1 She can test the "nasal delivery system" myth with me anytime.
DO you have a problem in that department sir? :rofl:

So she's hot AND nice AND hot AND fast AND has sponsorship AND bet she's also smart and a humanitarian oh and don't forget she's fucking gorgeous...Clearly just like Barbie the bitch has everything - I still hate her! :shutup:


Wonder if she can go round corners too....

[jrandom]

Clearly just like Barbie the bitch has everything - I still hate her!

Um. Hmm. Am I alone in thinking that she's kinda got a face like a horse, and suspecting that she's probably one of those mildly insane American women who brays rather than speaks and has the attention span of a gnat?

I'm sure she's a fine and upstanding individual, but I must say, this example of the automatic slavering reaction of the male masses to any female that's not actually fat and deformed doesn't bode too well for our ongoing evolution.

[Korumba]

Um. Hmm. Am I alone in thinking that she's kinda got a face like a horse, and suspecting that she's probably one of those mildly insane American women who brays rather than speaks and has the attention span of a gnat?

I'm sure she's a fine and upstanding individual, but I must say, this example of the automatic slavering reaction of the male masses to any female that's not actually fat and deformed doesn't bode too well for our ongoing evolution.

I had an intelligent conversation with her……Nice girl.

[Str8 Jacket]

I had an intelligent conversation with her……Nice girl.

Of course she is! She rides. Fast! :yes:

[jrandom]

I had an intelligent conversation with her...

I'd be interested to know what, in this context, qualifies as 'intelligent'.

[FJRider]

DO you have a problem in that department sir? :rofl:

So she's hot AND nice AND hot AND fast AND has sponsorship AND bet she's also smart and a humanitarian oh and don't forget she's fucking gorgeous...Clearly just like Barbie the bitch has everything - I still hate her! :shutup:


Wonder if she can go round corners too....

And blonde..... :beer:

NO corners on the salt flats...

[Number One]

And blonde..... :beer:
Blonde...meh...not jealous of that - have seen how they age...not as well as Brunettes :bleh:

[FJRider]

I'd be interested to know what, in this context, qualifies as 'intelligent'.

Any talk about motorcycles, can be classed as intelligent... except at motorcycle rallys, late at night...:whistle:

[Number One]

Any talk about motorcycles, can be classed as intelligent... except at motorcycle rallys, late at night...:whistle:
Oh clearly you haven't heard me and Trudes talking late night at rallys...now that is some intelligent (if a little scary) stuff! :shutup:

[martybabe]

Hot, intelligent, blonde lady rider. Or maybe not. :rolleyes:


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[Number One]

Hot, intelligent, blonde lady rider. Or maybe not. :rolleyes:

I am sooo disappointed in Miss Dunst!

[RantyDave]

Am I alone in thinking that she's kinda got a face like a horse, and suspecting that she's probably one of those mildly insane American women who brays rather than speaks and has the attention span of a gnat?
Yes, you are.

I'm sure she's a fine and upstanding individual, but I must say, this example of the automatic slavering reaction of the male masses to any female that's not actually fat and deformed doesn't bode too well for our ongoing evolution.
Nooooo nonononono. This is a slavering reaction to chicks in general who have sufficient wherewithal, gumption, cojones and good, honest, joie de vivre to tear across a salt flat on a turbocharged busa for fucks' sake. Like, what's the question? That, THAT is obscenely hot. Sure the 'rest of it' helps, but it's the icing not the cake.

Dave

[Number One]

mmmmmmm cake....

[FJRider]

mmmmmmm cake....

Someone say CAKE... I want to lick the iceing off...:devil2:

[Number One]

Someone say CAKE... I want to lick the iceing off...:devil2:
Toooooooo late brova I got it all :devil2:

[FJRider]

Oh clearly you haven't heard me and Trudes talking late night at rallys...now that is some intelligent (if a little scary) stuff! :shutup:

Perhaps...in this instance... I AM GLAD (I haven't)....:sleep:

[Korumba]

I'd be interested to know what, in this context, qualifies as 'intelligent'.

We just chatted about traction or lack thereof on the salt, what they were spraying the salt on the bike with as they were the only people I had seen doing that(my guess was right, water) just one of many, many conversations with both competitors and spectators at the event in the 6 days I was there.

In fact I don’t believe any conversation I have had with the hundreds of people (and many of those are women) I have spoken to since I have been in the USA has be unintelligent.

Now if those same people I have spoken to logged onto KB and started reading some of the fine examples of what the average New Zealand motorcyclist post on the internet, I would then like to get there opinion of us.

[Big Dave]

Nooooo nonononono. This is a slavering reaction to chicks in general who have sufficient wherewithal, gumption, cojones and good, honest, joie de vivre to tear across a salt flat on a turbocharged busa for fucks' sake. Like, what's the question? That, THAT is obscenely hot.


I think she has model looks, make no other personal judgments, but the 'THAT', actually - I think is pretty stoopid - male or female. If it was a reliable surface I could dig it - but I've walked on lake eyre. man.


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[jrandom]

Sure the 'rest of it' helps...

'Helps'? Dude, you want to fuck her because she looks like a Barbie doll; the bike thing just contextualises it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Ain't nothing but mammals, etc. But don't you find hanging your tongue out in public like a dog sniffing a bitch in heat to be mildly demeaning?


We just chatted about traction or lack thereof on the salt, what they were spraying the salt on the bike with as they were the only people I had seen doing that(my guess was right, water)

Mmkay. And that's worthy of being called 'intelligent' conversation? As in, 'OMG, she can handle talking about washing salt off bikes, this requires adjectives'?

:laugh:


In fact I don’t believe any conversation I have had with the hundreds of people (and many of those are women) I have spoken to since I have been in the USA has be unintelligent.

Our definitions of 'unintelligent' are obviously a little different. I wasn't referring to actual retardation.

If you're enjoying yourself there and you like the people, more power to you.

:niceone:

[jtzzr]

Yeah , She`s ok if you like that kind of chick, you know , blonde , hot , likes riding fast bikes and hot and likes riding fast bikes , and apparently intelligent , yep she`s OK I suppose. But is that everything?

[jrandom]

blonde , hot , likes riding fast bikes and hot and likes riding fast bikes , and apparently intelligent... But is that everything?

Oddly enough, no. No, it isn't.

:msn-wink:

[jtzzr]

Oddly enough, no. No, it isn't.

:msn-wink:

Why what else is there? My friend beside me keeps asking.

[Number One]

My friend beside me keeps asking.
:rofl: Your "friend" :rofl:

[jrandom]

Why what else is there? My friend beside me keeps asking.

I think I'd better escape upstairs and join my local hot blonde who likes riding fast bikes (and who is, by her own admission, not completely stupid) before I dig myself any deeper into this particular hole.

[madbikeboy]

Blonde...meh...not jealous of that - have seen how they age...not as well as Brunettes :bleh:

Brunettes rock. Blondes, meh...

[jrandom]

Brunettes rock. Blondes, meh...

What? Heresy!

:crazy:

Careful how far down that road you tread, my good man; it leads to unnatural vices such as the Yellow Fever and even, may the Good Lord preserve us, nigger-lovin'.

[madbikeboy]

What? Heresy!

:crazy:

Careful how far down that road you tread, my good man; it leads to unnatural vices such as the Yellow Fever and even, may the Good Lord preserve us, nigger-lovin'.

Classy brunette with brains versus blonde with airbags? Hmm. :)