Blast from the past .....80's playtime at school

[Stirts]

Some of my favs

Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.

Q: What is yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties

Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram? A: Meals on wheels.


Pokarekare ana
I was smoking marijuana
I gave it to the teacher
She said, "Come here!"

God of Nations, smell my feet,
In the local pub we meet,
Don't buy whisky, it's too dear,
Buy our local DB beer.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin runs away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom
On a windy day!

[NOMIS]

Some of my favs

Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.

Q: What is yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties

Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram? A: Meals on wheels.


Pokarekare ana
I was smoking marijuana
I gave it to the teacher
She said, "Come here!"

God of Nations, smell my feet,
In the local pub we meet,
Don't buy whisky, it's too dear,
Buy our local DB beer.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin runs away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom
On a windy day!



laaaaaammmmeeeee..........

[Stirts]

laaaaaammmmeeeee..........

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo the 80's were laaaaaammmmeeeee! :stupid:

[nodrog]

what does NASA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE) stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

[Stirts]

You remember the 'Ma-na-ma-na' song of the Muppets.

Twenty cents worth of mixed lollies could last you hours and 50 cents, well only older kids could afford that much.

Popsicles were 20 cents.

Picture this... after your nightly bath, dressed in your poncho, ug boots or kung-fu shoes and leg warmers, you sit in a bean bag with your Milo, ready to watch Ready to Roll.

Summers were long and hot.

Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert time.

You remember spending the whole day at the beach with no sun block at all and what's more, you didn't get burnt - much.

You remember the first space invaders. (Someone in your street had an Atari, right?)


You had a $50 Walkman that had fat headphones and chewed tapes after the first three days.

Matchbox cars or Barbies were essential to your development.

You had cardboard dolls (or your sisters did) that came with books of paper clothes that you tore out and stuck on the doll.

The kid with the pool was your best friend... until someone got an in-ground pool.

The only place you could get a pizza was Pizza Hut and it was expensive.

Beta vs VHS wars.

Fags were called 'fags' and nobody batted an eyelid when eight-year-olds walked down the street with a lolly cigarette hanging out their mouth.

'Oh Mickey you're so fine...'

'I love rock 'n' roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby...'

'It's the final countdown da na na na...'

[Patar]

what does NASA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE) stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Morbid humor, great.
Watched the vid, "Obviously a major malfunction."

[ynot slow]

VHS vs BETA,and the cost to join the local video outlet,when I bought my first video,the shop had just waived it's fees $25.00 per year or $100 life membership,mind you this was a local electrical outlet which had about 40 movies,then we would get a few and swap with mates the next day as the shop was closed from 8.30 Friday night.

[icekiwi]

Morbid humor, great.
Watched the vid, "Obviously a major malfunction."

That school teacher had blue eyes you know...
One blew this way the other blew that way...

[Swoop]

That school teacher had blue eyes you know...
One blew this way the other blew that way...
Also, her last words were "what does this button do"?

The pilot was on the radio when the Challenger blew up... and on the windscreen... and on the walls...


, you sit in a bean bag with your Milo, ready to watch Ready to Roll.
Radio with Pictures, please! (With Karen Hay, not dickie)

[MSTRS]

Where do school teachers take their holidays? All over Florida.

[slofox]

Where do school teachers take their holidays? All over Florida.

What do you call a penis washed up on a Florida beach?

A shuttlecock........

[imdying]

what does NASA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE) stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Need Another Shuttle Also...

Not Another Shuttle Accident.

[ManDownUnder]

What were they drinking on board? Seven up with a dash of Teachers

[Indiana_Jones]

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo the 80's were laaaaaammmmeeeee! :stupid:


blasphemy!

-Indy

[Qkchk]

You remember the 'Ma-na-ma-na' song of the Muppets.

Twenty cents worth of mixed lollies could last you hours and 50 cents, well only older kids could afford that much.

Popsicles were 20 cents.

Picture this... after your nightly bath, dressed in your poncho, ug boots or kung-fu shoes and leg warmers, you sit in a bean bag with your Milo, ready to watch Ready to Roll.

Summers were long and hot.

Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert time.

You remember spending the whole day at the beach with no sun block at all and what's more, you didn't get burnt - much.

You remember the first space invaders. (Someone in your street had an Atari, right?)


You had a $50 Walkman that had fat headphones and chewed tapes after the first three days.

Matchbox cars or Barbies were essential to your development.

You had cardboard dolls (or your sisters did) that came with books of paper clothes that you tore out and stuck on the doll.

The kid with the pool was your best friend... until someone got an in-ground pool.

The only place you could get a pizza was Pizza Hut and it was expensive.

Beta vs VHS wars.

Fags were called 'fags' and nobody batted an eyelid when eight-year-olds walked down the street with a lolly cigarette hanging out their mouth.

'Oh Mickey you're so fine...'

'I love rock 'n' roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby...'

'It's the final countdown da na na na...'

Thats great to read, gosh I miss that decade........ For those 80's lovers out there, iTunes have a free podcast called Stuck in the 80's, it's like totally outrageous!

[Qkchk]

What do you call a penis washed up on a Florida beach?

A shuttlecock........
Are you sure Mr Bobbit isnt looking for it?

[slofox]

Are you sure Mr Bobbit isnt looking for it?

Verliy, thou hast an evil mind Qkchk........:clap:

[nudemetalz]

Just remember, the GSXR750 came out in 1985.......
Who said LAME before ??? :Pokey:

I remember 3 for 1c lollies, my Taj shorts and my Bata Bullets !!!
ahhh bring back the Eighties !!!

[Stirts]

Bata Bullets !!!

Bata Bullets !!! *swoon*

and what about......
kung-fu shoes.

"Believe it or not I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so fre-e-eeee!"

Telethons!!!

Funky town", "Locomotion", "Bad", "Respectable", "Walk like an Egyptian", "Pass the Dutchie", "Melting Pot".

Elastics, Marbles, Knuckle-bones!!!

The skull white chocolate lollies with the psychedelic coloured fillings!

[Wolf]

Oh STFU, the lot of you, I'm bloody-near crying. Oh for a time machine!

The Eighties recently got voted the "coolest decade" - can't say I have any arguments with that (and I grew up through the 60's and 70's which each had some seriously good points - as well as somethings I'd rather forget)

[Maha]

what does NASA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE) stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

NASA?

Nodrog Attacks Stirts Alley.....:chase:

[Stirts]

NASA?

Nodrog Attacks Stirts Alley.....:chase:

:killingme

:buggerd::blip::whistle:

you jealous aye

[yod]

jackets with epaulettes and shoulder pads

grey shoes with zippers

oh god, shoot me now

[Wolf]

jackets with epaulettes and shoulder pads
80's-specific humour such as "How do you kill a blonde?"
"Spikes in the shoulder pads" (*rock head side to side*)