Every time you masturbate god kills a Ducati.

[98tls]

Think i just came across how he does it.:niceone:

[Kickaha]

You'd have to try fairly hard to do an uglier installation:sick:

[portokiwi]

:rolleyes: and the problem is...... It helps to releave stress:niceone::banana:

[sidecar bob]

You'd have to try fairly hard to do an uglier installation:sick:

Damn right, I turboed my R100rs & you wouldnt even know it was there if you walked past it. Thats just plain puke.

[nallac]

i'd hate to think how many he has killed on my behalf.:banana:

[98tls]

i'd hate to think how many he has killed on my behalf.:banana: In my best god like voice.......17689000 err make that 17689001 since your last post.:niceone:

[Usarka]

Every time you masturbate god kills a Ducati.

They haven't made that many ducati's.

[98tls]

They haven't made that many ducati's. Doesnt matter i was being god and exaggeration is allowed.:niceone:Ask any Catholic priest.

[Swoop]

That...

is seriously bad.

[jrandom]

A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.

[98tls]

That...

is seriously bad. Uh-huh,what i dont get is theres a shitload of $ involved and a fair amount of skill,surely that combination could have achieved a way better result,mind you maybe they like it,who knows.Different stokes i guess,i would swap any late model duc.....and i meany any for a pristine 78 900SS so go figure.

[Trouser]

Ye gods. That is rubbish.

[Usarka]

Come on, a rear facing ram air induction filter is just so ground brakingly brillinat that it must be italian.

[CB ARGH]

Is that a really ugly turbo or a really ugly exhaust system? :baby:

[xwhatsit]

A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.
I dunno, it's there from multiple angles and everything looks the same.

The first (side-on) photo looks dodgy, the lighting on the intercooler and the clipping looks funny, but it's plausible. But the last photo matches it, so I reckon it's probably genuine.

Plus, nobody could possibly dream up something that hideous.

[rustycharm]

noice job guido.... lets tuck an intercooler behind the fairing so the air goes around it... oh and also - the engine heat will keep it nice and warm.. !!!
Apart from needing a complete re-design BRILLIANT!

I waaaaant one

[piston broke]

alright,
who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
basaatard

[nallac]

In my best god like voice.......17689000 err make that 17689001 since your last post.:niceone:

oh so he hasn't been watching all the time then....:rolleyes:

[MentalFacility]

probably the owner lost a bet.

[nallac]

alright,
who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
basaatard

:Oops:sorry about that..
lucky for you its only your seal thats blown..

[Usarka]

lucky for you its only your seal thats blown..

No, it's lucky for the seal.

[piston broke]

i knew there had to be a reason.
woulda prefered somethin else got blown

[rustycharm]

alright,
who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
basaatard

The world is so full of wankers ... they start dying in the factory before anyone gets hold of em...

Mines got a minor oil leak... does that mean someone just copped a feel vs a good tug?

[98tls]

Been looking for pics of the Alfredo that owns it but it seems hes still locked in the mirror force field somewhere.

[piston broke]

yep,mine dribles a bit,
specially when it is a while between rides

[nallac]

The world is so full of wankers ... they start dying in the factory before anyone gets hold of em...

Mines got a minor oil leak... does that mean someone just copped a feel vs a good tug?

wasn't me.......Honest..
i never do half a job....:niceone:

got a good work ethic, if a jobs worth doing, do it right(or left if you prefer)

[Drew]

A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.

The first two look dodgy, but the last one is real for sure. The shadow is the proof.

It is very ugly, but knowing these bikes quite well, if you were to run a big boost turbo to require an intercooler, I cant see any real way around it. Unfortunately the guy didn't do much homework on turbo technology, or he would have known not to bother with the cooler given the already ample cooling the inlet pipe would provide over that distance, and the turbo being substantially more ventilated than in a car.

[Drew]

One other quick note, the bike wouldn't have been in running condition when the last pic was taken...The waste gate actuator isn't hooked up at all.

[rustycharm]

maybe its just a pisstake ... although I notice the edge of the rear tyre is nice and shredded

[Creeping Death]

It's a picture of beauty and shame in one...sorta like Eva Mendes with a cock...:(

[Rob Taylor]

One other quick note, the bike wouldn't have been in running condition when the last pic was taken...The waste gate actuator isn't hooked up at all.

Hmmm Drew why is your Ducati 749r not going,hmmmmmm :rolleyes: Have you been playing with ya knob???????:clap:

[Kickaha]

Hmmm Drew why is your Ducati 749r not going,hmmmmmm :rolleyes: Have you been playing with ya knob???????:clap:

It's Italian, it probably just had a random breakdown for no particular reason

[scorry]

would be fun to ride tho.
but back to the thread title, if thats the case, im surprised there is any ducati's left LOL

[vifferman]

It would've been so much kewler and more effective to have put a Rotrex supercharger on. If it can be done to a VFR800, A Ducati should be a piece of piss. Or you could have a supercharger custom made, like the Ozzies did (http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2006/07/05/200hp-vee-two-supercharged-super-squalo/).

[idb]

Well that explains it, my bike only started running properly when I started wearing the mittens!!!