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kickingzebra
28th September 2008, 20:04
Hmm, Nice shiney new bike, albeit a stocker with suspension. Thanks go very muchly to Paul G, I love you man! Boyd Suzuki, for the mean fast orderering service, and Robert Taylor, drop the bike off 11 am saturday, pick her up 11 pm monday!! Awesome!

So my new shiney k8 is looking gorgeous, and should be handling mint, but I haven't been on a race track in 6 months, so I decide to take it slow.
Of course, being the huge budget affair that I am, I had one new set of supercorsas to last the whole weekend.

Realised the stupidity of this, and so left the stock bt016s on for qualifying, happy to run near the back to start with, as long races never really fazed me, figured I would pick up the pace as the race went on.

Drizzly, lovely weather, cold track. Superbike qualifying, I get 12 laps on her, Spin up a few times going onto the front straight hitting white lines, but keep it together, then start chasing a cbr, and next thing you know vrrrt, on the white line, and Whee!!
Shiney new k8 is sliding down track in front of me.

Shiney new Rossi AGV helmet is surprisingly undamaged, as I supermanned my way down the track in 4th. Quasimoto's new gloves came into their own here, Knox SPS system equipped gloves, with specially designed and placed "crash knobs" to protect the scaphiod bone things.
I was a sceptic initially, fearing the knobs would get in the way of throttle control etc. They didn't impede my riding in the slightest, and I felt the shock of landing alright, but if I hadn't had those SPS knox knobs, I might have been making my way to hospital 2 hours earlier than I did!

Cheers to Dodgy Matt, for helping a brother do a quick tyre change and rebuild on largely undamaged k8. Qualified 34 on a full grid of 40. (go vic club!)

On my nice new supercorsas (beats recycled rubber) for 600 ss qualifying, and I finally started to feel at home on the bike.
Stock, with no injun mods whatsoever, and man, the step up in mid range torque from the k6 is awesome. Started out dawdling, as cold, new unscrubbed tyres on. Settled into a rythm, and passed someone, passed someone else, was passed by someone, repassed them, feeling pretty good really. Still taking it easy, first run on the bike and all...

Did about 10 laps, and knew that was where I wanted to be, pulled off, and got robert to come fit my new ohlins damper.

Lunchtime came and went, car was still hooked onto the HUGE trailer, and I couldn't be arsed, but turned it around for my Bronwyn to go get me and the her and the kids some food. Good thinking. Sarah fell asleep in the back of the trailer, so the dichotomy was, leaver her to sleep or go gfet food. Left her to sleep for a bit, as with glee I discovered last nights cold jesters pie.... MMmm cold pie....
Stomached half of it before the dry retching got the better of me, then heard the first call for superbikes.

On the bike, new helm feels good, tyres feel good, I feel good, and bike feels great, ready to take it to the big boys!

One warm up lap, and grid up... 34 is way the hell down the back, like 9th row or something. I am a fairly good starter, so was looking for the gap... Hard to find really, with that mass of humanity and machine in front of me.
Dodgy matt is offset in front of me to the right, and I figure he will be an easy lay. The lights go out, and I pull to the left of Matt as I pass him..

.................................................. ...........................

Wake up to the smiley ambulance lady looking at me in the ambulance.
Like, WTF man?? Very confused, witnesses report I was asking many stupid questions. New helm was courtesy of Jared love, and had his 69 in place of rossis 46. Reputedly I asked Bronwyn about 6 times where jared was and if he was ok, cause I could see his helmet!!

Wheeled into transfer room, Jay says to me, Paul said don't worry about the bike... Huh? why would anything be wrong with the bike?
Who is in the other ambulance? My mate Jason Hulme, hey Jason, what happened to you? "I dunno, was KOed" he says as they strap his head to the stretcher.

Glen Skatchill arrives in manfield A and E with a broken wrist. still didn't quite compute, as I knew he was racing the RS 250 with Superbike, and if he had crashed I would have seen it...

Eventually actual lucidity arrives, as I am told I have to take an amblunace trip to hospital...
The 3 of us get into the one ambo, and despite my best prompting, none of us really knew any good meat wagon sing a longs.
Told the guys, as I have been told, remember guys, it was rugby that did this to you, rugby, OK? Que nurse in A&E why were you wearing leathers and a helmet?, why deary, haven't you ever played rugby in motorbike gear?

4 hours or so in waiting room, (I only had head injuries from a high speed motorcycle crash, no hurry aye mate?) and I get to go back into A and E proper.
Cursory examination proves that none of my limbs have fallen off. (they never checked my wang though...)
I am sent limping away, and go and see Jason.
Someone jumped the start, Jason got confused, starter let us go, and Jason stalled, Toast clipped him and was sent flying, jason was now at 45 degrees to the track, and still upright (with one severely shattered leg) and I am passing dodgy Matt on the left, clicked 2nd gear, stoppy and hit him amidships. all within 4 seconds. Biek and I went up and over the top, and I managed the fetal crawl to nowhere in particular.

Reputedly, Paramedic gets to me, says, you alright? I say, yeah, I am fine, go look after him, he is fucked... then collapse... LOL
Don't remember a damn thing of it is the worst part.

Nice shiney new 500 km old k8 is now a chopper, and before skidmark starts up about weak gixser frames, crash a zxr 250 into a brick wall at 150 odd and see how well it stands up!
Forks might still be ok, so hopefully with a new chassis, we will be underway again soon ish.

My injuries seem to be limited to a bit of pissed blood, lots of torn muscles in back, and a little bruising.

BIG thanks to Jay and Rach, Aria, Matt, Ed, Gareth, Bret and all the rest who helped Bronwyn out with packing up the bike and helping her emotionally.

Yes, racing is a bloody big risk. Yes, you could die, yes, you could crash into a mate, and have him possibly lose his legs over it.
But I for one never want to wake up and be too damn scared to get out of bed, and for my Darling wife and family, Bronwyn was convinced I wasn't getting up ever again.
Upon asking her what would she prefer? She may see me die on the track (although statistically I have reset the counter to zero, so should be really very safe to be around now) But she would much prefer that to a knock on the door and 2 policemen telling her that my head and shoulders rest in 2 seperate points fo real estate. Her preference is to see it, and get the heads up on potential grief that way. Death is afterall, the one sure fact in life.

If I seem overly morbid, blame it on the knock on the head, but give these things some thought. 3 times I have been in crashes that should have severely damaged me, and each time I have been little more than a little bruised. This serves to cement my faith in a man that died 2000 years ago for me, and my comfort and security, knowing that when I do die, it will be because he allowed it, and because he is ready to recieve me, is not misplaced.

Peace out and cheers, photos to follow. If you have the vids, feel free to post them.

Keep your thoughts with Jason, it should turn out OK, but only a bit of time will tell, and he won't be walking for a long time yet.

Matt Bleck
28th September 2008, 20:18
best race report of the year Jonno!!!! :2thumbsup


Heal up fast!

Her_C4
28th September 2008, 20:23
......(EDITED)

Keep your thoughts with Jason, it should turn out OK, but only a bit of time will tell, and he won't be walking for a long time yet.

Good report - the accident was a shocker from where I was standing on the sweeper and it was all over in a split second. Didn't even have time to lift the camera even if I had wanted to.

There are several vids around of the actual footage and havign seen it in slow motion you guys are really REALLY fortunate to have come off as 'well' as you have.

Best wishes and healing thoughts to Jason.:yes:

Nasty
28th September 2008, 20:24
It is great to hear that you are defiantely on the mend ... its always a shock when there is a major accident at the races .. and this one was no less of a fright, but as you said you know the risk and have accepted that.

The main thing to concentrate on is healing well and healing quickly!!

chanceyy
28th September 2008, 20:28
Gutted to see you bike looking so sad, but pleased your about to give us your version. It looked total carnage from where I was standing & seeing the replay today, made me cringe .. was good to see you back trackside today (and Glen hobbling about).

Hope Jason heals soon as well :)

Bronza
28th September 2008, 20:46
Boy was I glad to hear that from the paramedic that you were ok they did have to say it a few times for it to compute. I really did think you were gone. Thank you Jay, Rach, Bret, Aria and everyone elso who helped me. The fact that I didn't even have to worry about the loading the bike or the pit stuff up. Thanks and helping me look after the girls esp with it being Danielle's first time at the track. Thank you.

And Jonny you were looking so good out there in qualifying for super sports. So watch out guys for when he returns the track.
(glad you can't wear that gay looking helmet anymore. sorry darling but it's true that helmet was gay!)

Tony.OK
28th September 2008, 20:56
Heal quick dude.............Great attitude:yes:

sugilite
28th September 2008, 21:03
A totally outstanding race report, considering the situation!!! Hope you find a real inexpensive chassis real soon!

CHOPPA
28th September 2008, 21:45
First race report ive actually read word for word! Might be able to get that frame under warranty or something...? yeah right! Hope Jason gets through his injurys with no probs! Both you guys coming back after a big break to have an accident on the first start sucks!

TerminalAddict
28th September 2008, 22:08
nice write up dude ... I heard the story "third" hand from mental trousers earlier today :) and warrens has heard it "fourth" hand .. you're like famous or something :P

Shaun P
28th September 2008, 23:07
Wow, totally not expecting the story to finish like that, bad luck guys..

slowpoke
29th September 2008, 00:35
Great report.

Very sobering thoughts for those of us who drive hours away from home with no support in attendance. We potentially leave our partners in a very awkward position with broken partner, broken bike and the family car 100's of km's away. Just something to think about when the red mist starts falling and you are thinking about that banzai move on the first/last corner.....

Hmmm, dunno 'bout the religious stuff but we'll blame that on the knock to the noggin'.........

dhunt
29th September 2008, 08:17
Man Jonno that crashed looked Nasty (probably a good thing you can't remember it). Was really cool to see you up and about the next day especially after seeing the state of your bike.

Hope You and the bike recover quickly.

Duke girl
29th September 2008, 08:46
It was so good to see you and your family at the race track on Sunday after seeing you involved in that heriffic accident on the start line in race 1. From where I was standing which after walking thru you guys making sure you were all in your right positions on the grid was on the track at the back of the grid it look like a bomb had gone off with bikes and riders getting thrown all over the place. By the time I had run from there to the scene, there were already people attending to those involved and out of the 3 riders who went down only 1 was up on his feet to whom i went over to to make sure that he was ok. I was so glad to find out that all 3 involved were ok even thou Jason was the 1 rider who sustained the worst injuries. I wish him well with his recovery and hope that you yourself recovery well from yours. Takecare. Cheers Sue (Alias Skip).

kiwifruit
29th September 2008, 09:24
Get well soon man

Clivoris
29th September 2008, 10:15
Thanks for that report man. It was a horrific thing to see happen and I'm blown away by your attitude and perspective. My wife was at the track properly for the first time and her thoughts mirror your partners'. We are lucky men.
I hope Jason heals well and quickly.

CHET
29th September 2008, 12:27
Hey man didnt realise that was you on saturday, especially after seeing you walking around on sunday ,glad to hear that evryone is ok (sort of) that accident was real scary to see.I think the bravest people at the track are our loved ones, they have to watch as we do silly things and pick up the peices when it goes pear shaped so best wishs to you and youre family and everyone else involved,hope to see you all at the track sooner rather than later. :2thumbsup

Shaun
29th September 2008, 12:39
Shame that shit happened Johnathon, and very glad to here you are OK Physically, I had not realised it was you untill today involved

Grub
29th September 2008, 13:07
If anything good can come out of an incident like that, it was noticing for the rest of the day AND Sunday that people stayed back off the pit wall for the starts and we didn't have to ask. That cartwheeling bike of yours had some serious momentum, it showed the dangers to spectators as well.

ArcherWC
29th September 2008, 13:27
heal quick mate, at least you didnt have to dodge exhaust systems this time :-)

T.I.E
29th September 2008, 13:30
good to see ya telling us the story.

get well soon.

MadDuck
29th September 2008, 14:17
Bloomin heck Jono! Glad you are Ok and heal fast..... you dont do things by halves do you :eek5:

NinjaBoy
29th September 2008, 16:12
Heal fast Jonno. Good to see you in good spirits next day.

kickingzebra
29th September 2008, 17:16
Bloomin heck Jono! Glad you are Ok and heal fast..... you dont do things by halves do you :eek5:


LOL, did the bike by halves!! Snapped in half just back from the steering head.

Thanks all, Very happy with the VMCC for how well all worked out after the incident.

I wouldn't mind some more detail on the operation of the starting lights, as my understanding has it that if the start is canned, the lights go out, which is a red flag to 40 bulls, 5000 horsepower, 8 tonne of mean fighting machines ;)

Or a big can of worms...

One note to self,

Jump start penalty is what, 20 seconds?? Try and make the 3 you get give the best advantage!!

CHOPPA
29th September 2008, 17:49
I heard someone saying something about orange lights coming up on a start to indicate a stop in the start procedure...?

Kickaha
29th September 2008, 18:22
I heard someone saying something about orange lights coming up on a start to indicate a stop in the start procedure...?

They are normally used to indicate a false start, all that should be covered at riders briefing

WarrenW
29th September 2008, 18:26
Actually yellow. But as it was pointed out, the timing is very tight. Heal up well please. Does not sound good for the guy with the shattered leg at this stage. As we get to know more will keep ya posted.

flame
29th September 2008, 18:27
Total bumma Jonno, just real glad you and the others were all ok. Well kinda ok.

Hope you heal fast and get back out there doing the bizzo real soon eh.

CHOPPA
29th September 2008, 19:08
They are normally used to indicate a false start, all that should be covered at riders briefing

yeah it was but i couldnt hear fa cause all they wankers around me were talkin...

kickingzebra
29th September 2008, 19:23
Correct me if I am wrong, but there is a row of greens and a row of reds,
When I am watching the lights as soon as that red is out, I am off, and I ain't looking at the lights no more, I am looking for clear track. (failed miserably this time albeit!!)

Big Chim
29th September 2008, 20:53
Sheet Bro, Will catch ya up this week.

Heel fast (not like ya dog)

Frenchy
29th September 2008, 21:28
Am glad you are ok! and like you say we all know the risks, as for the hospital (they never checked my wang though...) they probably couldn't find it! :whistle:

Cleve
30th September 2008, 10:01
Jono mate!! I am just back home in northern Japan after the weekend in Motegi at the Japan Moto GP. I sent you a text while there and didn't get your usual smart arse answer about stealing something precious and bringing it back for you (front forks from Loris's Rizla??)

Now I know why!

Heal quickly and love to Bron.

Leong
30th September 2008, 11:13
Glad to hear you're OK Jonno, Heard about it from Gah, sort of glad I wasn't there....

R6_kid
30th September 2008, 13:44
Well they do say "If you're going to crash, do it in style..."

I'll give you 10 for execution, 9.5 for style, and 4 for landing.

Glad you're 'ok' bro, as soon as I saw that Jason wasn't moving off the line my mind went straight back to the Phillip Island round of WSBK and it was just a matter of hoping that I wasn't about to witness the same thing first hand.

Take you're time to heal, don't worry about the bike - 'we can buff that one right out".

Devil
30th September 2008, 13:58
Sorry to hear, but nice work at the same time!

*mutters something about getting to the track again some day*

ajturbo
30th September 2008, 15:35
great write up.. from the horses mouth...

take is easy for a couple of days, give ya wife a big hug...but get back out there.. and enjoy eh!!!
Bronwyn has a great attitude... keep that one matey!!!

Toast
30th September 2008, 16:09
Mate, I was SO glad to see you moving your head around when they were lifting you in to the ambo, even if the look on your face suggested that you didn’t know where the hell you were.

That was a sick scene to gaze upon and I feel like such a lucky bugger to get out of it almost totally unscathed and be able to race the rest of the weekend and knacker your right boot (will be in touch about that by the end of the week).

Thoughts with Jason, really hope he comes out of this ok.

Deano
30th September 2008, 16:11
I'm glad I was looking the other way mate. The biff was horrific. Heal well. Hope it all hasn't put you out of action for too long.

Steve_R6R
1st October 2008, 20:13
Great write up, bad crash.
Heal up, fix up and get back on it