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Mom
29th September 2008, 06:29
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a new fangled sex toy? There is only one man that knows, but have a guess wont you?
Owl
29th September 2008, 06:36
Looks like a pre-cooked sausage, but I suppose it could be used as a sex toy. Guess it just depends on what you're into?:shit:
Mom
29th September 2008, 06:44
It is not about what it actually is though, it is what it represents...:shifty:
Qkchk
29th September 2008, 07:15
Putting an end to all the bitter arguments, Maha hands over the peace-offering sausage
Strang0r
29th September 2008, 08:04
The 'block of cheese' tax cut has now been downsized to a 'single sausage'
MSTRS
29th September 2008, 08:05
An Eastcape delicacy...white man's sausage.
(Is Maha going to be ok? Modern medicine can perform wonders, you know.)
ynot slow
29th September 2008, 08:11
The only part of Micheal Jackson not white yet,doctor showing himthe size boys like,or bubbles would like,colour to be decided.
yod
29th September 2008, 09:59
that's what happens when your wife really wants a baby
GSVR
29th September 2008, 10:39
New Zealand Standards have released the absolute minimium issue BBQ sausage for the 2008/2009 summer season. Any deviation below this standard will result in the offender facing a deciplinary hearing by the EMU.

OMG WTF MIA EMU BBQ
ynot slow
29th September 2008, 10:52
Exact replica of the guy(now girl)who suggested the mad butcher make vegetarian sausages.
ManDownUnder
29th September 2008, 11:03
Mormon Few Industries are PROUD to announce



Prison Soap!!!!!



"Shaped to fit, and smells like shit!"
Now only available in "Colonic brown" (TM)
firefighter
29th September 2008, 11:07
"It's been ages since I had a good sausage!"
MSTRS
29th September 2008, 11:54
I think it's a veiled threat directed at YT's pussy....
kevfromcoro
29th September 2008, 12:00
looks like an unborn crocodile.......
what would that reprosent though?
Drew
29th September 2008, 12:05
I promise you love, this IS eight inches long.
mowgli
29th September 2008, 12:16
It is not about what it actually is though, it is what it represents...:shifty:

Could it be that YOU were right?


BTW I'm married and my wife is always right :whistle:
86GSXR
29th September 2008, 13:36
What is this thing called, love? <_<
ManDownUnder
29th September 2008, 14:25
What is this thing called, love? <_<

about $47,000/year... trust me...
Bonez
29th September 2008, 14:26
Fell off..........................again................ ..........:angry2:
GSVR
29th September 2008, 14:35
Rigor mortis is very important in meat technology. The onset of rigor mortis and its resolution partially determines the tenderness of meat. If the post-slaughter meat is immediately chilled to 15 °C, a phenomenon known as cold shortening occurs, where the muscle shrinks to a third of its original size. This will lead to the loss of water from the meat along with many of the vitamins, minerals, and water soluble proteins. The loss of water makes the meat hard and interferes with the manufacturing of several meat products like cutlet and sausage.
Maha
29th September 2008, 16:22
Soon after Horse was Gelded, Bonez couldn't wait to show everyone that he was never a real Stalion anyway!
Meanie
29th September 2008, 16:38
Wanna play hide the sausage :shake:
cowboyz
29th September 2008, 18:46
Wanna play hide the sausage :shake:

is that game anything like that game honda riders play...


Find the sausage?
Bonez
29th September 2008, 18:48
is that game anything like that game honda riders play...


Find the sausage?I obvoiusly did. See pic above.
Mom
29th September 2008, 18:48
is that game anything like that game honda riders play...


Find the sausage?


You may want to poke your eyes out before reading what follows :yes:


What have you got against HONDA riders?
cowboyz
29th September 2008, 18:50
I dont have anything against Honda riders. I think they are fantastic.

It helps me out alot cause I am not very smart and they are very easy targets.............
Mom
29th September 2008, 18:52
I dont have anything against Honda riders. I think they are fantastic.

It helps me out alot cause I am not very smart and they are very easy targets.............

Thats why I ride a Yamaha mate :dodge:
Bonez
29th September 2008, 18:55
Thats why I ride a Yamaha mate :dodge:That's because you're only allowed to be pillion on a Honda.
cowboyz
29th September 2008, 19:00
hey mom, I think you accidently blinged me with your caption instead of posting it on here..........

Not allowed to bling you anymore - for a limited time only.
Mom
29th September 2008, 19:00
That's because you're only allowed to be pillion on a Honda.

True, true....

I cant reach the bars on Mahas bike anyway...LOL
KiwiKat
29th September 2008, 19:10
You really want to know where I come vrom. Bonez and me ve go back a long time.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:v_iH91NoFPN-hM:http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1439/1403017570_4d646cd3e0.jpg%3Fv%3D0 The original sausagebangervagen.
Monie
29th September 2008, 19:39
Its like a penis only smaller......
cowboyz
29th September 2008, 19:47
now your bragging
86GSXR
29th September 2008, 19:47
Who's lol. John Bobbits BBQ bits perhaps? Don't pass the sauce :eek:
TheToolman
30th September 2008, 09:17
Quick pull it and see if it is a Banger.
MSTRS
30th September 2008, 09:29
Quick pull it and see if it is a Banger.

Careful...it might be one of those ones with the 'special sauce' :shit:
rottiguy
30th September 2008, 18:32
Looks like a part of an emu once someone has gone a step too far :confused:



Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a new fangled sex toy? There is only one man that knows, but have a guess wont you?
rottiguy
30th September 2008, 18:34
Did you have a spill bonez :doh:


Fell off..........................again................ ..........:angry2:
Mom
30th September 2008, 18:38
Careful...it might be one of those ones with the 'special sauce' :shit:

Busa pete got some chips at Kopu once, they really looked like they had "special sauce" on them :sick:
FJRider
30th September 2008, 18:40
Gives "self service", a whole new meaning..
kevfromcoro
30th September 2008, 18:58
well....are you going to tell us what it is???????
Bonez
1st October 2008, 14:53
Did you have a spill bonez :doh:Nope................
rottiguy
2nd October 2008, 07:51
oh lol now I get your comment, bit slow on the uptake :)
I hate it when it drops off :crazy:


Nope................
Bonez
2nd October 2008, 15:31
oh lol now I get your comment, bit slow on the uptake :)
I hate it when it drops off :crazy:See neglect the CBR and look what happens. How's it going re selling it?
Bonez
2nd October 2008, 16:33
well....are you going to tell us what it is???????Clue- It's not a fish finger.
portokiwi
2nd October 2008, 17:02
Hi honey, I finished work early..... Thought I would come home and spend some time with you.. What the hell.... Is that a sausage you just coughed up? you should watch what you eat. :shit:and honey.... why is mail man running down the drive screaming and holding his crutch???????
Mom
2nd October 2008, 18:12
Clue- It's not a fish finger.

It most certainly is not...LOL
rottiguy
2nd October 2008, 19:47
haha yeah been a while since I started it to :) there is a guy off here who is somewhat interested, but we'll see what pans out, might list it on trade me in a couple of weeks which should boost the action


See neglect the CBR and look what happens. How's it going re selling it?