I should be in the media

[Mully]

Heard on the radio news today that, while crime stats are slightly down, domestic violence stats are slightly.

Said to Miss Mully, "Clark will be out soon saying it's because it's being reported more, not happening more"

And Bingo:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4712290a11.html

I am a genius.

[MisterD]

Smoke-mirrors, mirrors-smoke.

So an increase in the overall number of violent crimes of 11% and an increase in the number of grievous assaults of 11.7% is all because of some government anti-domestic violence campaign?

All together now: "Yeah...."

[Mully]

I actually think she has used the same excuse before when crime figures went up
"It's not happening any more than it used to, it is only being reported more"

And then something about it being John Key's fault, because rich people cause all the crime.

[Big Dave]

while crime stats are slightly down, domestic violence stats are slightly.

A media gig also involves the ability to finish senten

[Mully]

A media gig also involves the ability to finish senten

Pfft, I laugh in the face of such niceties, Big Da

[alanzs]

You are on the internet, which is much more interesti

[Mully]

You are on the internet, which is much more interesti

Exactly, Im a busy man. I dont have time for such friv

[NighthawkNZ]

I'm bor...

[Mully]

I'm boring

Finished your sentence for y

[Boob Johnson]

lol you g...

[Shadows]

If they didn't make smacking your kids illegal then the crime rate wouldn't have increased.

So it is the Government's fault.