Neighbours - Any non-confrontational options?

[MadDuck]

Heres the story:

New neighbours have moved in and are driving me to despair. They have been there a week and last Wednesday they were partying until 3am. OK thought I they have just moved in and celebrating. Never had any trouble around here before so its proabably a one off.

Friday night. The language was even too much for me - I thought I was back in Sarf Auckland. The young drunks in the street exclaiming how big their dicks are and what they could do with them was somewhat amusing for the first hour but....... A brawl started and I phoned the police. They turned up with a wagon and dog handler and were abused but left as it had kind of quietened down. They were still going at 4am.

Now last night they were still going at 2am. On the weekend they had visitors who had dogs on the loose. There were 3 and two appeared to be part pitbull but I cant be sure. I went to shoo them away and one turned and barked at me - in my own back yard. I decided it best not to progress any further. My cat meanwhile had headed for the hills.

It is now starting to affect my work as my lack of sleep means I am even more grumpy than usual and snapping at my staff and making mistakes.

I did a search on the property to try and track down the owner but he isnt listed (I am pretty sure he has rented to his friends). Tried to track his registration but I seem to have written it down incorrectly. Checked out the Council web site and cant find any legal solutions. As it is more raised voices and abusive language there is no point in calling noise control.

I live alone and am not keen on starting any crazy feud but am lost as to what I can do? Any of you lot got any suggestions that can help?

No I am not brave enough to go knock on the door as there seems to be a heck of a lot of them and I dont want to start anything that could escalate to a battle from hell

[98tls]

Feel your pain,hard to suggest a non confrontational way of going about solving the problem other than going and knocking on the door and asking them to tone it down,if that doesnt work how about going round the other neighbours and if they feel the same way confronting them as a group.

[reofix]

buy an air horn (safety shop) ... used as an evacuation alert ... point it over the fence ... keep your finger on the trigger and watch their brains turn mushy (or is that mushier)... every time it gets loud again ... give them another blast.... words not required

[98tls]

buy an air horn (safety shop) ... used as an evacuation alert ... point it over the fence ... keep your finger on the trigger and watch their brains turn mushy (or is that mushier)... every time it gets loud again ... give them another blast.... words not required That wont bother em,there probably p heads and all it will do is inspire them to greater things.

[Qkkid]

:eek:You could go to church on Sunday and pray hard:laugh:

[skidMark]

I did a search on the property to try and track down the owner but he isnt listed (I am pretty sure he has rented to his friends). Tried to track his registration but I seem to have written it down incorrectly. Checked out the Council web site and cant find any legal solutions. As it is more raised voices and abusive language there is no point in calling noise control.



Not quite so buddy you are in luck

Noise control can give a ticket for "excessive people noise"

a mate got one when we were all on the piss once, him yelling his arse off....and noise control slapped him in the face with a $500 fine...

call them next time....

good luck aye, just dont let them find out its you...yet. :Punk:

hope that helps buddy.

[Ms Piggy]

You could make a complaint to noise control every time they're making excessively loud and long noise...or trying having a low key chat to your local Police station.

Not good stuff my dear, noisy neighbors suck!!

[MadDuck]

how about going round the other neighbours and if they feel the same way confronting them as a group.

That could be a good option. thanks


:eek:You could go to church on Sunday and pray hard:laugh:

Grahameboy would be proud of that response <_<


..or trying having a low key chat to your local Police station.

Good option.

I dont want to become a PinkHogGirl neighbour calling noise control and wasting police time whenever a door slams.

[McJim]

There's nothing you can do without getting conrontational or calling the authorities. So calling the authorities is the way to go. They obviously know where you live so it's important that they never find out who called the authorities or you could become a victim of much unpleasantness.

Personally if a dog comes onto my property I would just kill it - I don't have a gun but grabbing its fore paws abd wrenching it's ribcage apart seems to do the trick (I really really hate dogs in case you can't tell :rofl:).

Best of luck - I had similar noise problems in Glasgow 10 years ago - but that was in a Tenement block.

[BiK3RChiK]

I'd try a bit harder with tracking down the landlord. Also, I'd ring noise control after 11pm. I think that's the time major noise is supposed to be toned down. Otherwise just keep ringing the cops when things get wild.:2guns:

[Mom]

I dont want to become a PinkHogGirl neighbour calling noise control and wasting police time whenever a door slams.

Which of course you are not! I had reason to go and talk to our neighbours a while ago for keeping us awake till 4am on a week night, when I saw them gathering the next night with drinks on the front deck as dusk fell. I was not confrontational, just rocked up with a smile and asked if they were aware that our bedroom was right there, and where they aware how far voices carried at night. It was fine.

By yourself is difficult. If you have been disturbed, chances are the rest of the neighbourhood has been too. Go pay a discreet
visit to the other neighbours, get a plan and approach in a friendly manner the first time. Many voices are louder than one, and far less likely to bring any retribution on you too.

PM me the addy mate, I may of may not be able to find the owner for you, and then you guys (one of the others will stand up for the group I am sure) can complain to them too.

If they are tenants the law covers disturbance of the neighbours, and is grounds for termination of the tenancy.

Good luck girl!

[sedge]

Actually you can ring noise control anytime if it's bad. That's what they are for, you pay them with your rates to deal with exactly this situation. Animal control too.

Take a photo of the unrestrained dog.

Eat lots of muesli, do a big poo in an envelope, put it in their letterbox with the photo when they are asleep, be sure and mark it return to sender, you'll feel better.

Sedge.

[YellowDog]

Heres the story:

New neighbours have moved in and are driving me to despair. They have been there a week and last Wednesday they were partying until 3am. OK thought I they have just moved in and celebrating. Never had any trouble around here before so its proabably a one off.

Friday night. The language was even too much for me - I thought I was back in Sarf Auckland. The young drunks in the street exclaiming how big their dicks are and what they could do with them was somewhat amusing for the first hour but....... A brawl started and I phoned the police. They turned up with a wagon and dog handler and were abused but left as it had kind of quietened down. They were still going at 4am.

Now last night they were still going at 2am. On the weekend they had visitors who had dogs on the loose. There were 3 and two appeared to be part pitbull but I cant be sure. I went to shoo them away and one turned and barked at me - in my own back yard. I decided it best not to progress any further. My cat meanwhile had headed for the hills.

It is now starting to affect my work as my lack of sleep means I am even more grumpy than usual and snapping at my staff and making mistakes.

I did a search on the property to try and track down the owner but he isnt listed (I am pretty sure he has rented to his friends). Tried to track his registration but I seem to have written it down incorrectly. Checked out the Council web site and cant find any legal solutions. As it is more raised voices and abusive language there is no point in calling noise control.

I live alone and am not keen on starting any crazy feud but am lost as to what I can do? Any of you lot got any suggestions that can help?

No I am not brave enough to go knock on the door as there seems to be a heck of a lot of them and I dont want to start anything that could escalate to a battle from hell
Hey, this isn't good. I would say that you do need to be brave and go and have a nice friendly chat about the 'after reasonable hours' noise. It's not that hard and I suspect that they will not be aware of the impact they are having on the neighbourhood. Good luck :-)

[MadDuck]

if a dog comes onto my property I would just kill it - I don't have a gun but grabbing its fore paws abd wrenching it's ribcage apart seems to do the trick

OOOOOkkkkkk I will try that :baby:


I'd try a bit harder with tracking down the landlord.

I will and am but i think he was part of the noise on one occassion.


do a big poo in an envelope

Would need to be a pretty BIG envelope :whistle:

[mv.senna]

oh no mate - feel your pain!! you poor bugger.

ok, so, def call noise control (as already suggested). They will most def respond to raised voices etc after 10/11pm...was at a mates recently, barbecue outside, quite a few people, no music, noise control turned up n we were told to move inside or formal something or other would be taken against leaseholder of property.

secondly, def understand what you're saying about being single girl, living alone etc...again I second what someone else suggested - low key chat to local po-lice, make sure you mention occupants seem to be junkies, lots of diff folks going in day n night etc...

thirdly, loose dogs. council or spca. unregistered etc, roaming streets. if nothing else they'll come n have a look, leave a calling card/warning note etc.

lastly, great idea about tracking down landlord etc. Not sure about how you could go about it, but def a great idea, as I can't imagine any landlord (even if they know the occupants) would be over the moon about junkies/losers living in/wrecking the house?

PS: when approaching the various agencies, I'd give as much detail as you can (i.e more incentive for them to come to your assistance). In terms of approaching the noisy neighbours directly, from the situ u've described, since they clearly don't earn their living in a conventional way, it's unlikely they'd be sympathetic to your issues around sleep, fatigue n adverse impact of their noise on your ability to function at work..

....n if all else fails, maybe start "storing" your household rubbish or create a really foul smelling compost on your section - as close to their property as you can...or get outside at 7am on the weekends, n play country n western or church sermons as loud as you can...bag up dog shit in brown paper bags, set them on fire n lob em at the house? :laugh:

[Gubb]

Invite the local HOG chapter round for a Barbie. Scare 'em with your tough mates.

I suspect a quiet word with the local constabulary may be the way to go, they might already be looking at them for something, and need some extra encouragement.

[MadDuck]

.or get outside at 7am on the weekends, n play country n western or church sermons as loud as you can...

Now this appeals to my sense of humour. Anyone up for a sing along at Duckies place early on a Sunday morning?

[Maha]

I know 'people'....a quite knock on the door and the neighbours will have to look skyward to see whos casting a shadow...:eek:

[Trudes]

Buy a wee smokey 2 stroke, take the muffler off, start it up at 7am outside their bedroom windows every morning and rev the shit out of it. May not quieten them down, but it'll make you feel better.:2guns:

[MadDuck]

I know 'people'....a quite knock on the door and the neighbours will have to look skyward to see whos casting a shadow...:eek:

Cool. I say call your people because if this short assed duck turns up on their doorstep I think they would merely laugh downwards!

[skidMark]

Cool. I say call your people because if this short assed duck turns up on their doorstep I think they would merely laugh downwards!


i smell the location on the kb christmas or new years party.... :eek:

[s8306]

Do what Gubb said about the Hog Chapter,and have your own party, but in their house,univited, and see if they get the message,something tells me they would.

[NOMIS]

:eek:You could go to church on Sunday and pray hard:laugh:

good idea.. :niceone:

[SixPackBack]

PM me the address and I will get you the landlords details.;)

[MadDuck]

Do what Gubb said about the Hog Chapter,and have your own party, but in their house,univited, and see if they get the message,something tells me they would.

I own a harley yep. But I have no affliation with any HOG chapters and dont want to.

I get the feeling if I organised such a turn out they would all come look at the bikes and say "choice bike bro"...giz a ride.

[Littlewheels]

hate to tell you this but we have the neighbours from hell across the road, took 2 years, smashed fences aftera brawl and someone getting bottled before all the neighbours rang the tenancy agent and they were turfed out. ring the council and document everything. the council have to keep details confidential. you can ring as soon as the noise starts and after 11pm they will enforce a noise order, if they come out again they will be fined and they can impound the stereo, but at least it will stop before too late at night.
put the hose on the dogs, you could also decide to mow your lawn really early the next day after the noise.

[MadDuck]

hate to tell you this but we have the neighbours from hell across the road, took 2 years, smashed fences aftera brawl and someone getting bottled before all the neighbours rang the tenancy agent and they were turfed out. ring the council and document everything.

Whilst I may appear mild mannered there is no way this will go on for that long.

[Motu]

Don't do anything stupid...it's stupid.I've ripped fuses out of fuse boxes and thrown them away....turned the hose on into open car windows.VERY dangerous acts if you are my size....and they are their size.Think rationally.

For our neighbours who fortunately only fight and scream at each other - we ring the landlord (HNZ),put the phone out the window so they can hear it too.Then they ring the police and noise control.We log all episodes for hopefully later use.HNZ want them out,but have to build a case.The dog hung itself on our side of the fence and stayed there all day,so that problem solved itself.

But who will we get next....this lot aren't too bad apart from the violence to themselves.

[Robbo]

Just burn their house down. Problem solved but make sure that you've got a watertight alibi.:yes:

[BIHB@0610]

PM me - I know people at the top of the regulatory food chain. :yes:

[terbang]

If all legal methods fail, and they shouldn´t, then your neighborhood probably isn´t worth it. Getting good ¨help¨ outside of the law can be expensive, unless you have rellies or similar, though I guess you wouldn't be posting here if you did. So perhaps just move on out, either way, it will cost ya which really sucks I know.
So keep hammering the legal side of things, make lotsa noise with yer local council and, if no joy, keep climbing the ladder right to wellington if you have too.

[MaxB]

The problem is that now Housing Corp. rent houses in all areas. It is not that rare in our district to have 3 families of shitbags living in a house worth over $750K.

We have had problems with noisy neighbours in the past. What we found worked was watch them for a while to find out a weak point and use it against them. One lot were shit scared of 'Auntie' but when her back was turned they behaved like farm animals, partying from Thursday until when the piss/money ran out (usually Sunday). One day after a party I stopped Auntie outside the place and showed her some video of the latest performance. Footage included noise control arguing with the tenants, the cops being called and a fight in the street.

Within an hour she and her boys had thrown the furniture onto the front lawn and the house lay empty for 3 months. Bliss.

[Mom]

Now this appeals to my sense of humour. Anyone up for a sing along at Duckies place early on a Sunday morning?

Me and I will bring cowboyz youngest too, he sings really good on singstar at 7am. I promise you it will entertain the neighbours big time, specially if they have had a night on the turps :yes: DAMHIK

[MadDuck]

So perhaps just move on out, either way, it will cost ya which really sucks I know.

I will most certainly not sell my house and move out. I spent too much time, money and energy renovating it to be pushed out by ANYONE.

Thanks all for the advice. Some very useful options to consider. Oh joy and its Friday night.....maybe a bottle of Jack Daniels will help me sleep through tonights possible party :wacko:

[Daffyd]

Might be worth contacting your local MP. You never know, with the election coming up it might be surprising how keen they are to help.

[Maha]

I will most certainly not sell my house and move out. I spent too much time, money and energy renovating it to be pushed out by ANYONE.

Thanks all for the advice. Some very useful options to consider. Oh joy and its Friday night.....maybe a bottle of Jack Daniels will help me sleep through tonights possible party :wacko:

Thats the way....get pissed and start posting on here, we could all do with a laugh...:apint:

[slimjim]

well you're struck with them...

[MIXONE]

I've always found that mowing the strip of grass close to the offender"s bedroom at the crack of dawn works for me.I've a friend who plays kids songs at loud volume early the next morning.She takes the kids outside for an early morning picnic with a ghetto blaster and has had good results.
If you lived closer I would help you with the JD's!

[MadDuck]

Thats the way....get pissed and start posting on here, we could all do with a laugh...:apint:

Hahahaha....what like 90% of KB. You really dont want me posting on here pissed. It gets kind of confuddled (if thats a word).....:laugh:

[rphenix]

Walk up to fuse box rip out a circuit breaker and disappear again, leave em wondering who did it :)

[freddy72]

I have had this problem a couple of times, I leave for work at 5am so I go out to shed a bit earlier than normal and warm the SV up until I see their lights come on then go to work like somone else said it does make you feel better i'm sure your harley would be good for this

[Motu]

All these people saying make a lot of noise early in the moring obviously haven't had partying drunken stoned neighbours - they are so zonked out at 7.00am no puny lawnmower will bother them.Beleive me,I've been down that route too.

[FROSTY]

Before doing any of that. For gosh sakes.
Go pay em a visit. Tell em what the problem is. IF then the noise continues you can go down the path you feel most comfortable following.

[MadDuck]

No I am not brave enough to go knock on the door as there seems to be a heck of a lot of them and I dont want to start anything that could escalate to a battle from hell


Before doing any of that. For gosh sakes.
Go pay em a visit. Tell em what the problem is.

..............:confused:

[FROSTY]

BE suptle about it not --Im gonna shove a bottle up yer ----

[MadDuck]

Well for any one that actually kind of cares.

Seems I was not the only neighbour lacking sleep. It seems an eviction is in process and I can hear the Moreporks again. What I dont get is how anyone can drink beer at 6am in the morning but there you go I must be getting old :eek:

[Blossom]

Good to hear. Hope you get some good zzzzzz this weekend then.

Our neighbours are no where that commited... they try to have parties but then enevitiably someone lights up a 'smoke' and shortly thereafter (normally by 10pm) everyones dozing off and the street gets quiet again. :lol:

[MadDuck]

Good to hear. Hope you get some good zzzzzz this weekend then.

Thanks Blossom. Now we wait and see who they think dobbed them in given its fireworks weekend...:buggerd:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Eat lots of muesli, do a big poo in an envelope, put it in their letterbox with the photo when they are asleep, be sure and mark it return to sender, you'll feel better.

Sedge.

Just a tip - write on the envelope before inserting the faeces - it won't squirt out from the top of the envelope. And it goes without saying don't lick the envelope glue strip when it's full of shit, use a moistened old sponge or something similar.
My 2c

[The Pastor]

Give the neighbours a call and have a chat. you never know your luck.

[PuppetMaster]

Our neighbours are no where that commited... they try to have parties but then enevitiably someone lights up a 'smoke' and shortly thereafter (normally by 10pm) everyones dozing off and the street gets quiet again. :lol:


thats some good advice right there. Spike the neighbours water with sleeping pills.

[Swoop]

If they have been evicted, I suspect that they might have moved over the road from The Schloss Swoop.
Either that or it was "dole day" yesterday...:spanking:

[Lissa]

Awesome news MD!! :niceone: So no more grumpy tired MD, lets hope that eviction is soon!

[Timber020]

Invite the local HOG chapter round for a Barbie. Scare 'em with your tough mates.

A bunch of 55 year old accountants and dentists do scare me but might no have the same effect on this sort of guys.

[Dooly]

A bunch of 55 year old accountants and dentists do scare me.

The only thing those suckas scare are our wallets & bank accounts!

[MadDuck]

thats some good advice right there. Spike the neighbours water with sleeping pills.

Blardy hell why didnt I think of that...we are all on tank water here so that would have done the trick.


Awesome news MD!! :niceone: So no more grumpy tired MD, lets hope that eviction is soon!

Seems I spoke too soon. Had to call Noise Control last night. Went into the bedroom so the NC guy could hear I wasnt just being an annoying neighbour :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

Blardy hell why didnt I think of that...we are all on tank water here so that would have done the trick.

Did you need an ocassional dead bird to put on their roof then? It can be arranged...!

Rabbit is available too but explaining it's presence on the roof might be a challenge

[MadDuck]

Rabbit is available too but explaining it's presence on the roof might be a challenge

I understand that dead rabbits when swung from a height land in all sorts of places :pinch:

[ManDownUnder]

I understand that dead rabbits when swung from a height land in all sorts of places :pinch:

Rabbit's on the menu you say?

[Beemer]

Our neighbours were away and their teenage son invited 'about 15' people around but of course shitloads more turned up uninvited. I was woken up at about 1am by a girl screaming "don't you touch me, don't you fucken touch me" and a guy was screaming equally loudly back at her. Cars everywhere, about a dozen kids all over the road and someone doing burnouts. The police arrived a short time later but nothing changed and it was about 2.30am when the noise stopped. I could hear what sounded like a plastic letterbox being mucked around with, but when a car headlight shone along the road (pitch dark in the country), ours was still standing. Went out about 6.30am to find our DomPost sign ripped off (had been screwed into the pole with two huge screws) and thrown up the next door neighbour's drive, along with a pile of condom wrappers and used condoms. Broken beer bottles all over their gravel and more stuff dumped in the culvert. I sent the neighbour a text (only have cell number for them) to warn about broken glass and saw her come out about 9am and survey the damage. She rang a short time later and asked what she should do (her husband is a sharemilker and wasn't home yet) and I said I would make them come over and clean it up, which she must have done as two guys came over and started picking up the glass. I was so wild I went out, waving my DomPost sign and said I was not impressed and got the old story of "but it wasn't me, it was these people who I didn't know and I was trying to get them to leave when the police arrived" but I just said that was too bad, I'd taken photos of the damage and would be having a chat with his parents when they got home. Also told him to tell whoever his mate was with the red car who arrives with the stereo blasting out no matter what time of the day or night to cut it out. Guy with him didn't say a word, but a few minutes later a very quiet red car left their place so I'd say it was his! They have been there two years and we've had no trouble with them until the past few weeks. I said as far as we were concerned, if his friends - or friends of theirs - were going to come out here and cause trouble, he was going to end up with a pile of pissed off neighbours. I think the message got through this time and I felt a hell of a lot better for telling him off!

Made his mate pick up the used condoms too, as he was about to leave them there, but that was the main reason the woman next door wasn't happy as she has kids.

[sunhuntin]

Did you need an ocassional dead bird to put on their roof then? It can be arranged...!

Rabbit is available too but explaining it's presence on the roof might be a challenge

easy... a hawk mustve dropped it.

[ManDownUnder]

easy... a hawk mustve dropped it.

and the .22 cal hole in it? LOL.... just make sure it's on the opposite neighbour's side of the roof.

Hey MadDuck - seriously - ever thought of getting Greenacres to come and mow your lawns?... Early on a Sunday morning?

Tell him to come early Sunday morning (or whenever will be MOST painful for them) and tell tham "Not my fault you're all awake - this is the only time the dude said he could do it"

Might be $40 very well spent...

[duckonin]

Yep know all about renters, in 6 years we have had five lots and they have all been bad, the latest stated out cronic, loud stereo's and heavy bass shit till all hours..

Our experience of approaching neighbours has always been bad as they play on the information..

Only myself and wife doing battle with a bunch of young thugs..So we put up with these mutts and their party's and heavy bass for almost a month then I had had enough, came home with a large plastic 44 gallon drum cut one end out and faced it across the boundary, I sit on this while having a can of beer in the other hand I have a large thick stick now I don't have to hit this hard but boy does let out a massive BOOM and I play away whilst having a couple of slow cans, our problem has almost gone it is a lot quieter now, just hope it stays that way, seen too much life to put up with crapp from those with no values..

Hope it all comes good for you....:soon:

[Beemer]

Further to the party on Saturday night, I spoke to his mother yesterday and she had already heard from all the other neighbours and her son had given her his version too. Apparently they had some fireworks on Friday night - we could hear what sounded like small gun shots for ages but figured it was someone out shooting rabbits or something. The neighbour across the road had called and left a message on their answerphone about the noise on Friday, but she didn't know the full story of Saturday night/Sunday morning. She wasn't very impressed when she heard what had been going on, and also the fact she'd left one of the guys who works for them in charge. A while back they went to the rugby in Wellington and this group turned up and when asked to leave they kicked over a pile of newly planted trees and damaged his car.

The kid is in his last year of school and is heading off to uni next year and she said they have pretty much finished for the year so all his mates want to do is head out to their place and muck around. I said carloads of them turn up all during the day and turn the stereo up full blast and as I worked from home, I was getting bloody sick of it. She gave me her cellphone number and said if there was ANY noise during the day, to ring or text her and she would sort it out.

Last night was the quietest it's been out here for about a year! The son's car went out and back in once, and there were NO other vehicles there once the parents got home after work. Every vehicle that did go in or out before then was driving very sedately and there was no thumping stereo either.

We didn't think the parents would react any differently but we were pleased that they didn't let us down and fly off the handle. It's usually a matter of kids acting like shits because that's what his parents are like too.

I'd say this kid has had his wings clipped and I look forward to life being nice and quiet again!

[MadDuck]

Well when I headed off down to Auckland today about 10.30am in my street I saw the Police Wagon and a fair number of police. Didnt think much about it to be honest as I had people to meet and places to be.

But on TV News tonight. Yep there we were in little old Stanmore Bay.

Not my neighbours but appears there was some kind of 'suspected' pipe bomb and a car that had no brakes...all a bit confusing. Think its time I moved back to GI ah?

[roadracingoldfart]

I had a similar situation years ago ...... i was at the end of my leash and none of my calls to the council or anything worked in my favour so i thought , sort it out myself or put up with it.

Went over and asked them to settle down at a reasonable hour or i would have to quite my job as a dynamite specialist due to lack of sleep and safety.
They had a wee chuckle at me and the next night they fizzed up again,
I yelled over the fence to calm down or i would have to come over there and sort them, they again chuckled and i thought , rite you assholes , time for some fun.
I waited till about 1.00 am that night and as it was now really dark and they were all in the yard leering up loud , i started to lob large coke bottle dry ice bombs strategically over the fence. They ran down the drive , i lobbed one that way , they ran back to the back yard and i lobbed one that way.
As they thought i was a dynamite specialist i suppose its fair to assume they thought i was lobbing sticks at them . Cant they understand thats illegal. ??.

Anyhow , they were such nice boys after that and even came to let me know if they were going to have a couple of mates round and they promised to be quiet and orderly.
I just love it when a plan comes together and alls well in paradise .
Ahhhhh memories.

[JimO]

Do what Gubb said about the Hog Chapter,and have your own party, but in their house,univited, and see if they get the message,something tells me they would.

yea all those accountants and lawyers would scare me

[fstfzr]

[QUOTE=McJim;1754475]

Personally if a dog comes onto my property I would just kill it - I don't have a gun but grabbing its fore paws abd wrenching it's ribcage apart seems to do the trick (I really really hate dogs in case you can't tell :rofl:).

QUOTE]

Ive got a 60+kg german shephard that would love to meet you

[JimO]

[QUOTE=McJim;1754475]

Personally if a dog comes onto my property I would just kill it - I don't have a gun but grabbing its fore paws abd wrenching it's ribcage apart seems to do the trick (I really really hate dogs in case you can't tell :rofl:).

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Ive got a 60+kg german shephard that would love to meet you

unfortunatly whilst your going for the pittys fore paws its chewing off your face

[fstfzr]

[QUOTE=fstfzr;1811088]

unfortunatly whilst your going for the pittys fore paws its chewing off your face:laugh:

[MIXONE]

[QUOTE=fstfzr;1811088]

unfortunatly whilst your going for the pittys fore paws its chewing off your face

Doesn't work on pitbulls anyway as they are so flexible they can virtually do a 360 with their limbs.It might piss them off trying it though.:angry::shit:

[Maki]

Locate your friendly local Mongrel Mob chapter. Meet them for a chat and find the 2 biggest most intimidating members. Offer them $100 each to come with you and "chat" with the neighbors. I am sure they would be delighted to help.

Ring your neighbors doorbell and voice your concerns, keeping your Mongrel Mob friends out of sight. If you get eny lip from them whatsoever and anything other than 100% cooperation tell them that your friends will be very disappointed to hear that they are not cooperating. Call your "friends" over. They should then do their job and scare the crap out of your neighbors. Finish the job by saying that next time your friends will have to be less polite and they will be forced to "deal with" the situation...

I reckon it's worth $200...

[MadDuck]

Locate your friendly local Mongrel Mob chapter.

Hmmmmm not sure we have one..but I did get a nice few nods from some Highway 61 members at the local BP yesterday.

They are going for it now and I may just go over and key their cars as they are too pissed to notice :shutup:

[MadDuck]

Well ones just been carted off for assault by Mr Plod kicking and swearing. Appears he hit one of the girls.

Now lets see....am i surprised. No. Silly buggers been on the piss all day. At least I wont have to ring noise control tonight :clap:

[Little Miss Trouble]

Well ones just been carted off for assault by Mr Plod kicking and swearing. Appears he hit one of the girls.

Now lets see....am i surprised. No. Silly buggers been on the piss all day. At least I wont have to ring noise control tonight :clap:

Perhaps you should have a chat to the Mr Plod and give them a 'character' witness

[SARGE]

non confrontational??..


nope.. not my style sorry..
'


but i know a guy... :whistle:

[MadDuck]

Perhaps you should have a chat to the Mr Plod and give them a 'character' witness

Ohhh I dont think that will be necessary....the guy is still kicking and screaming and refusing to get in to the patrol car. Best entertainment I have had for years

Maybe I shouldnt have stood on the deck and yelled "its about time you losers"

[MadDuck]

I will continue to update this thread as it is a record of the things going on and could be helpful later...bear with me.

Two of the neighbours went and complained to the local police. I got the response "nothing we can do" the other neighbour got "house is known nothing we can do".

So I can watch a house get trashed and do nothing because it is rented out....I can see them smoking dope with a child in the house...and there is nothing I can do.....so when something goes wrong and the NZ public say ...why didnt you do something...do i feel better saying well I tried?

[SARGE]

..I can see them smoking dope with a child in the house...and there is nothing I can do.....

take pics ...call CYPS.. the more agencies that get involved .. the harder the douchbags lives get .. keep noise control on speed dial .. call the council about "weird odors" and trash laying around ..get with the neighbors to call at random about "screams and crashes" in the house ..then mention about noticing a big increase in traffic that stays for about 5 minutes and leaves ..


use your imagination .pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.

You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for the douchbag. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)

On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to them. After that, call up all the taxi cabs and instruct them to come to thier house to take him shopping.


Call his local locksmith(s). "Yes, I locked myself out of my house, and I am waiting at my neighbors, could you get here as soon as possible?" Each locksmith will charge just for showing up (usually a hefty fee in itself).

[Dooly]

Thats hilarious Sarge.
Be great to witness.:niceone:

[Naki Rat]

One addition to Sarge's suggestions -

Post adverts in the local newspaper for:

Garage sale at your neighbours' (7.00am start) with a selection of car and bike parts, metal CDs, old leather jackets, and as many other articles to attract Boguns and assorted scumbags as you can think of.

Demolition materials - pick up from.....

Pit bull cross puppies - cheap

Adult services phone .....

Etc

Adverts anonymously placed and paid for in cash (unless you can arrange charge to said neighbours).

That should provide some entertainment :clap:

[Mom]

Post adverts in the local newspaper for: lots of really cool annoying stuff

:clap:


Oh you are naughty, but I like your style!

Yes MD, as many ways as you can think to turn the heat up. I am with SARGE on CYPS. No matter the kids is well fed and clothed, they are not providing good care is they are stoned silly. Smoking dope with snall children around is abuse!

Get that property manager on your speed dial too, an email addy would be helpful too. Just keep sending email and phoning her every time you see something, she will have no choice but to act. Your complaints will form the basis of her case to get them evicted.

[MotoGirl]

This might be of interest to you:

The tenant shall not—

(a) intentionally or carelessly damage, or permit any other person to damage, the premises; or

(b) use the premises, or permit the premises to be used, for any unlawful purpose; or

(c) cause or permit any interference with the reasonable peace, comfort, or privacy of any of the landlord’s other tenants in the use of the premises occupied by those other tenants, or with the reasonable peace, comfort, or
privacy of any other person residing in the neighbourhood.

[MotoGirl]

We're going through a similar thing with one of our neighbours at the moment. We've got a father and his late teens/20-something son living next door. The fathers girlfriend lives in Tairua so he buggers off every weekend leaving his son in charge of the house. The son is the most inconsiderate bastard I've ever encountered and I'd love to use some of Sarge's suggestions on him!

When these people first moved in, the son would park his poxy Honda Civic at the bottom of the drive and leave his stereo going so loud that it drowned out the TV in our lounge. They also partied until early hours of the morning on a Monday and Tuesday night.

Every weekend when the father goes away to his girlfriend's, the son invites his mates around and instead of singing along to music, they YELL the chorus and stomp their feet. We regularly hear revolting language, brawls between wannabe staunch males, and the son and his girlfriend have broken up twice via midnight screaming matches resulting in him throwing her stuff outside. This all happens right below our bedroom window.

A few weeks ago hubby went outside in the middle of the night and told him to shut the fuck up because they'd kept us awake the previous weekend. Little C*nt (as he's not so fondly known) came over and rattled our windows to retaliate, knowing that we'd been burgled only a week before and they'd come in through one of the windows. He also had great delight standing on our driveway (which is right beside his, but without any fences separating the two), pointing at the goodies in our garage, telling his mate about what has been stolen from our house, and how our new security measures can easily be bypassed.

We came home today to find our hose fitting lying on the ground. The hose has been cut and a length of it's now gone. Little C*nt is fixing his poxy Civic and I'm guessing he needed a hose for something so decided to steal some of mine. Other than Cajun telling him to shut the fuck up, we've never really spoken to him. Oh except the day I came home early to find his car parked on my driveway, blocking the entrance to my section, so I couldn't even get into my own garage. All I said to him was "Can you move your car off my drive thanks" so I don't understand why he's such a malicious fuckwit.

We've spoken to the father about his behaviour twice and he says "I'll talk to him", but nothing has improved. We're in the same situation as Maduck where we own the house so can't just uproot.

[noobi]

now these are very good ideas, and i have noted them duley
but the noise thing your not taking to the right level
pulse jets are good for lots of noise:rockon:
we have a neighbour who is similar to motogirls
but they do the massive 100 people parties to 4am aswell
so at 5am after one of these parties, we got our stationary pulse jet and pointed it at there house, left it running for ten minutes
no more problems

not unsimilar to this jet infact
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fr00GjghnU
Its extremely extremely loud, and actually causes the ground to vibrate in quite a large area.

[MadDuck]

Well it has been rather quiet last week or so and I am guessing they had an inspection as they cleaned up all the rubbish....the back section is a lot of bush and it appears we now have our own neighbour tip beginning to take shape where the agent probably wont see it.

They have now decided to light a fire and the smoke would give me just cause to call the fire department just to get at them. Unfortunately our fire service are all volunteers and I would feel bad about dragging them away from their families. There are restrictions due to us being on tank water so tomorrow yet another call to council.

[MadDuck]

Progress report for the weekend.

Friday night the music started at 10pm. The girls 21st so I knew we were in for a long night. I phoned Noise Control so the next call would be actioned quickly. Now I find out that NC actually sit on the street and decide if the noise is a nuisance enough to act. Given we live well off the street...you guessed it! When I rang at 3.30am and the guy said they had been to the property several times and had no problem....umm I think I swore at him :whistle:

Last night I had cause for concern about the well being of the child in the house and phoned Mr Plod. They arrested 2 of them who had outstanding warrents :eek5:. Kid was fine. BUT the policeman came up my driveway in full view of those arrested to give me the good news....the blimmin plonker! Now they know it was me made the call and i live alone :angry2:

I got hold of the owner in Japan and he has tried the police, WINZ and CYFS but is getting no where. He has asked me to place a notice on their door giving them 10 days to pay the rent arrears or face eviction. Now I am no way brave enough to go do this so am not sure what to do next. Maybe get a security firm to do it for me. If they see me or one of the neighbours we may be setting ourselves up for "revenge attacks".

Maybe I shouldnt have threatened to shoot their dogs as well :bash: but it felt good at the time. Meanwhile I will take Sarges advise and start at the A's in the Yellow Pages

[MadDuck]

I have to give a huge thanks to a KBer who went and handed the notice to my dope head neighbours.

I guess now we wait.

My boss is going to go up to the local cop shop and have a quiet chat to them. Doubt it will do any good but you never know. Its a situation that has me on edge as I wonder all day what I will come home to face. Lack of sleep is also not doing me any good.

One good outcome is that every one else in the street is now on first name terms and all looking out for each other.

I am in the process of making rather a lot of calls to a lot of services :2guns:

[Maki]

Apply in their name for an American Express Credit card. They will get the card in the mail but even though they ignore it and bin it they will get billed for the annual fee a year from now and will have to make some very assertive phone calls, probably to India, to get things sorted...

I also recommend taking out a Readers Digest subscription in their name.

[Patrick]

Progress report for the weekend.

Last night I had cause for concern about the well being of the child in the house and phoned Mr Plod. They arrested 2 of them who had outstanding warrents :eek5:. Kid was fine. BUT the policeman came up my driveway in full view of those arrested to give me the good news....the blimmin plonker! Now they know it was me made the call and i live alone :angry2:




...My boss is going to go up to the local cop shop and have a quiet chat to them. Doubt it will do any good but you never know....

Get the boss to complain about the cop approaching you - what a dick head! You should complain too. He deserves shit jobs for at least a month. Good on the KBer for serving the notice. (Was that you Sarge????)

[MadDuck]

Was that you Sarge????

I have a feeling if it was Sarge the notice would have got shoved in their silly little faces.....:buggerd:

Well on the weekend I found the tag from one of their dogs and it has a mobile number on the back of it. I am trying to think of some clever (and somewhat nasty) way of making use of this :2thumbsup

Thanks for the advise too Patrick.

Edit: I was telling a mate I havent seen for ages about the goings on. Now he is a loverly Pommy guy married to a luverly maori lady. His comment was "they are white arent they?". I looked at him puzzled. He said well the darkies wouldnt be so outrightly obvious. The whities are pretty thick...I have not stopped laughing!

[young1]

Something that I have seen done - evict them!

Prepare an official looking letter (it helps if you know their names) giving them 2 weeks to vacate the premises. Send it registered post.

I have heard of an Auckland property developer who used this to evict some very noisy tenants in a house next to a block of apartments that he had built.

They move out!

[MadDuck]

Oh and tonight we are having a party because one of them just got out of prison and no doubt we have all got our benefits paid out so lets drink it and do drugs.

Another sleepless night awaits me.

[MadDuck]

Well tonight was the crunch night I think.

Noise control and police. The guys stashed their dope where I could see it and the police couldnt so I wandered down to let the security man know and he said its a police matter.

Meanwhile the entire house load came out to have a go at me. Well I now have a fucking great big target on my back I guess.

[Patrick]

Fark...

You need a party at your place sometime soon... Let them see your "friends" glaring at them................. (read that as the biggest mofos you can find, keen for a "chat"....)

[Lissa]

Fark...

You need a party at your place sometime soon... Let them see your "friends" glaring at them................. (read that as the biggest mofos you can find, keen for a "chat"....)

Hmm thats not a bad idea MD, get some of the big guys on KB to come to your place for a few drinks all kitted out in their leather... I might have to come along ;)

[ManDownUnder]

Hmm thats not a bad idea MD, get some of the big guys on KB to come to your place for a few drinks all kitted out in their leather... I might have to come along ;)

Yeah - but the when the party is over and people eveentually go home...

Oh and MD - I spoke to the lawyer friend... harrassment is a crime, and the landlord has an onus of responsibility to the neighbours... but she said if they don't care about the law then threatening them with it is kinda pointless...

The landlord is your best bet on that score.

[MadDuck]

The landlord is your best bet on that score.

Yeah I hear you MDU but the landlord got his rent paid up so he kind of doesnt care.

Yesterday I took a long time to think and I have come to the conclusion that these little shits "will NOT intimidate me". They are all thick as two short planks and I found out there was no danger to me as another neighbour was watching every move ready to pounce if it looked like I was in trouble.

I stood up to them and they backed off so BRING IT ON I say......ummm until I get scared of them that is :sweatdrop

[Patrick]

Yeah I hear you MDU but the landlord got his rent paid up so he kind of doesnt care.

Yesterday I took a long time to think and I have come to the conclusion that these little shits "will NOT intimidate me". They are all thick as two short planks and I found out there was no danger to me as another neighbour was watching every move ready to pounce if it looked like I was in trouble.

I stood up to them and they backed off so BRING IT ON I say......ummm until I get scared of them that is :sweatdrop

You go girl!!!!

They are little shits who need a telling off for the first time in their lives. Get to know all the nighbours and keep an eye out for each other...

Make it uncomfortable for THEM, not the other way around!

Suggest an application process for the party... You choose the biggest/meanest from their "CV" to attend.....

[firefighter]

sneak under the house when they fall asleep and burn it to the ground.lol:laugh:

[Max Preload]

sneak under the house when they fall asleep and burn it to the ground.lol:laugh:

You trying to drum up some work? :shifty:

[mdnzz]

Well MaDuck there is some good advice there and some possibly not so good.

But you're on the right track, don't let them intimidate you ever.
They have a pack mentality.
That is their only way they survive, by teaming up on others.

Something that hasn't been said, send round a few trannys'. When they don't get their money for the outcall I could see a few whities clutching their sphincters tight

I had similar problem in Dunners few years back and sent the biggest blackest tranny to their pad.
To say the entertainment was amusing would be the least, but the young fella had to do some fast explaining to his girlfreind of the time as to why a tranny was calling him sweetie and ducky. :eek5:

[Max Preload]

Something that hasn't been said, send round a few trannys'. When they don't get their money for the outcall I could see a few whities clutching their sphincters tight

I had similar problem in Dunners few years back and sent the biggest blackest tranny to their pad.

This one should do the trick... :gob:

[MadDuck]

This one should do the trick...

Friend of yours then? :whistle:

[mdnzz]

This one should do the trick... :gob:

OMFG man, I thought the one turned up was bad enough looking, sheeze even my sphincter would tighten so much my eyeballs would get sucked back into my skull from the vaccum :eek5: :gob:

[MadDuck]

Now this is purely an update so I can send the landlord this link and keep a record about the comings and goings.

Last the whole street was given a lovely treat. Donuts up and down the entire street. The police were called by 3 people in the street - not me! but they were sooooo busy last night they could not respond. Just as well it wasnt serious. Today they came back with a boat intent on heading to kawau.....LMFAO

One of the neighbours went over there today and is ready to take action. I suggested that would not be a good idea given the latest very public court case and we should just file the reports with the local cops and be persistant.

I have emailed the landlord twice and still it seems that since he has his rent he doesnt give a toss.

[Maha]

Maybe they think Massion House is for casual guests and backpackers??

[MadDuck]

Maybe they think Massion House is for casual guests and backpackers??

No idea what you are on about ASS!

[Mia]

Really feel for ya with you staying by yourself makes it hard... if you don't want to confront these people, hell, take there dogs out for a start, that will give the pricks something to think about its, amazing how quiet they shut-down because they will be so rapt up in their own crud they wouldn't suspect ya.

[MadDuck]

.. if you don't want to confront these people, hell, take there dogs out for a start

I am not afraid of these little pricks anymore. I will confront and I will challenge my right to a goods night sleep while tomorrow I got to work to pay their benefits.

[The Lone Rider]

Don't forget to write down all their license plates and on the same night you file a complaint about their party noise, file a complaint on each car for excessive boy racer exhaust noise.

Or...

Do what I did when some boy racers decided to rev their car on our shared driveway - wheel your bike just out the garage while they are standing there. Turn on the engine, rev it to shit. Turn off bike. Push back in garage. Go back to sleep.

Worked for me.

But you got to have a loud bike to make your point.

Now I have some new people in that place (white trash trailer hicks) who complain about me working in my garage at 8pm!! Yikes.. lol



Failing that, get a large group of people together and go there all at the same time and inform them rather sternly that the noise stops. And it stops now.

[MadDuck]

Don't forget to write down all their license plates and on the same night you file a complaint about their party noise, file a complaint on each car for excessive boy racer exhaust noise.


To be honest what would be good is if I could get some traffic up my drive....some blokes so they know I am not alone

[The Lone Rider]

To be honest what would be good is if I could get some traffic up my drive....some blokes so they know I am not alone

I'm sure there's some large guys on KB with Harleys or other cruisers more then happy to all show up with their bikes at the same time and politely stand behind you while you knock and the door and say "I want to ask you to be quiet. And my friends here want to tell you to shut the fuck up"

Well, if we had a chapter up there I'd had arranged it but right now on Canterbury and new one starting in Sydney soon. Always glad to help people out. Solutions without the violence :)

[SARGE]

Get the boss to complain about the cop approaching you - what a dick head! You should complain too. He deserves shit jobs for at least a month. Good on the KBer for serving the notice. (Was that you Sarge????)

nope.. wasnt me but i would have been happy to do it had i known it was in the works..

probably wouldnt have been a friendly chat though...

[1 Free Man]

Heres the story:


I live alone and am not keen on starting any crazy feud but am lost as to what I can do? Any of you lot got any suggestions that can help?

I live alone to MD come down to TGA and move in with me.

Oh and by the way bring Ya pussy to.

[ManDownUnder]

I live alone..

Fuck off noddy

[MadDuck]

I live alone to MD come down to TGA and move in with me.

Oh and by the way bring Ya pussy to.

Thanks for such a constructive response. I suggest you try

www.nzdating.co.nz

[smoky]

Give Tenancy Services a ring, 0800 83 62 62
I pretty sure you can take their landlord to tribunal, or them.
But give them a ring and they can advice you what you can do

[Donor]

MD - I'm a fat bloke with shaved head and goatee that rides a noisy crusier... would be happy to ride over for a milo with a few other blokes should you feel like company one arvo.

I'll even spring for some chocolate biscuits - such the nice bloke I am... (Don't tell the missus!)

[piston broke]

so md,
when are you having a get together there.
a dozen or so bikes turnin up may ensure you don't get too much grief.
mmm coffee and donor sponsored choc bickies

[MadDuck]

I'll even spring for some chocolate biscuits - such the nice bloke I am...


mmm coffee and donor sponsored choc bickies

You are pretty mean scary bikers wanting choccie biscuits and milo. :clap:

Really do appreciate your offers. Thank you

[Maha]

MD - I'm a fat bloke with shaved head and goatee that rides a noisy crusier... would be happy to ride over for a milo with a few other blokes should you feel like company one arvo.

I'll even spring for some chocolate biscuits - such the nice bloke I am... (Don't tell the missus!)

Biscuits???....na na.....CAKE!!!


so md,
when are you having a get together there.
a dozen or so bikes turnin up may ensure you don't get too much grief.
mmm coffee and donor sponsored choc bickies

Yes Mark...great Idea, and Donor? well the baking thats comes out that household is to die for mate.
But who the hell is scared of Honda riders? :whistle:

[piston broke]

home made baking sounds even betterer.
honda riders,scarey,what about duc riders that are only just taller than their bikes,now thats scarey:laugh:

[Donor]

Biscuits???....na na.....CAKE!!!



Yes Mark...great Idea, and Donor? well the baking thats comes out that household is to die for mate.

I'd never get a 'nana cake to fit in the saddle bag mate... and pre-slicing is sacrilege!


But who the hell is scared of Honda riders? :whistle:

...well, if more Honda riders attired like gijoe1313 then perhaps they'd have a fiercer rep!

Actually, there's a thought - have the fearsome South Auckland ninja roar up togged up in his latest cossie waving his sword around - that'd certainly get the neighbours attention!

[MadDuck]

Actually, there's a thought - have the fearsome South Auckland ninja roar up togged up in his latest cossie waving his sword around - that'd certainly get the neighbours attention!

Hahaha...yes that would work I think! But best you get Mrs D to send me the 'nana cake recipe well in advance so I can try and bake one.

[The Lone Rider]

...well, if more Honda riders attired like gijoe1313 then perhaps they'd have a fiercer rep!


You have every reason to fear the Honda riders...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=113129&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1229234335 (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=113129&d=1229234335)

[piston broke]

i could always lend you these 2 for a few days;)

[nallac]

But who the hell is scared of Honda riders? :whistle:

well if ya believe everyone on KB,only straight males.....................

[MadDuck]

When the good people are pushed too far.

Yep breaking point is now here. Police call out 3.30am Wednesday and last night as well.

Fark the non confrontational. I wont update this thread again.

[piston broke]

does this mean there is no coffee and :banana: cake?:(
don't let the farkers get you down

[MadDuck]

does this mean there is no coffee and :banana: cake?:(
don't let the farkers get you down

Oh I am not down....I am pissed off. Jeez dont piss off short people...they dont like it

opps said I wouldnt update the thread

[Max Preload]

Fark the non confrontational.

I was having some major difficulty understanding that angle anyway.

[MadDuck]

I was having some major difficulty understanding that angle anyway.

Yeah well maybe I was being soft. But when its in your face for 2 months now the nicities stop.

[Patrick]

Oh I am not down....I am pissed off. Jeez dont piss off short people...they dont like it

opps said I wouldnt update the thread

Aw come on... when's the party????

[Laxi]

had problems with neighbours dogs before, had to smash 1 of an old ladies corgy with a 10' breaker bar (was a mongies dog too, doh) best of luck, just hope they decide to move back out west soon

[MadDuck]

This is the email I sent

This time I was verbally abused by your tenants with language which was more than I care to share. Please confirm that you have sent notice to these tenants..

Continue to ignore me and I will not be responsible for any action that my friends may now take given they feel my safety is at risk

The response I got

No one is ignoring you.Your email has been forwarded to the Police.Presumably you will be charged.I do not take kindly to being threatened like this

Looks like I am going to jail
:Police:

[SARGE]

Looks like I am going to jail
:Police:

first thing you need to do is grab the toilet paper.. :Pokey:


more valuable than smokes...

[MadDuck]

first thing you need to do is grab the toilet paper.. :Pokey:


more valuable than smokes...

What not condoms?

[SARGE]

What not condoms?

again.. ..niche market..

not much need for those in a womens prison i wouldnt think..

[MadDuck]

not much need for those in a womens prison i wouldnt think..

Sooooo not going there!

[mowgli]

Sooooo not going there!
Have you tried talking to the Citizens Advice Bureau?

[SARGE]

Sooooo not going there!

ciggies = smokers..

Condoms - pole-smokers..

everyone needs shit paper

[MadDuck]

Have you tried talking to the Citizens Advice Bureau?

What about females and condoms in prison?

Police cant do anything. CAB why bother?

[McDuck]

So when can we help out :)

[imne1]

bugger. what a wild ride, made for interesting reading, all sorts of tips in this thread :grin: hope it all works out in the end

[Patrick]

This is the email I sent

This time I was verbally abused by your tenants with language which was more than I care to share. Please confirm that you have sent notice to these tenants..

Continue to ignore me and I will not be responsible for any action that my friends may now take given they feel my safety is at risk

The response I got

No one is ignoring you.Your email has been forwarded to the Police.Presumably you will be charged.I do not take kindly to being threatened like this

Looks like I am going to jail
:Police:


No you won't.

Your friends are concerned over his tenants threats and behaviours to you. You pointed this out to him, worried about what others might do. Its a heads up, not a threat from you. You aren't getting the friends to do anything.

Get a video camera with low light resolution and start filming the antics.

That will not only help you, but will give the police a clear picture (if they don't already have one...) and the landlord will see what you are putting up with.

[ManDownUnder]

The response I got

Well done - you got a response! Since he raised it with the Police I think it the decent thing to copy them on any ongoing correspondence from this point on... do you have a name that picked it up?

[Donor]

Screw the milo and cake - see you this weekend then?

[popelli]

there are three ways to sort this out

one is the legal method, complain to the police / noise control /dog control everytime you have a problem, gather evidence , sound recordings video, photos etc and get all the neighbours involved - adopt a zero tolerance approach, also inform IRD and social welfare of any abuses of the system - make their life hell so that they can not move without something coming down on them - grassing them up to ird and social welfare is particulary satisfying as it hurts them where it hurts most, in the pocket

two is get somebody / bodies bigger than they are and put the fear of god into them - not recommended unless you really do have the back up to go all the way with this method

three just move and leave somebody else with the problem

sending emails to their landlord is a waste of time - it antagonises the situation and they can later be used against you as evidnece by them laying a charge of harrassment

[Patrick]

there are three ways to sort this out

one is the legal method, complain to the police / noise control /dog control everytime you have a problem, gather evidence , sound recordings video, photos etc and get all the neighbours involved - adopt a zero tolerance approach, also inform IRD and social welfare of any abuses of the system - make their life hell so that they can not move without something coming down on them - grassing them up to ird and social welfare is particulary satisfying as it hurts them where it hurts most, in the pocket

two is get somebody / bodies bigger than they are and put the fear of god into them - not recommended unless you really do have the back up to go all the way with this method

three just move and leave somebody else with the problem

sending emails to their landlord is a waste of time - it antagonises the situation and they can later be used against you as evidnece by them laying a charge of harrassment

1. The best way.
2. Depends on what happens with #1...
3. Why should she? 1 and 2 will make THEM move. THEY are the ones who are causing the problems and are the ones who should go. I hear there is a place right next door to the Mongrel Mob pad somewhere down the line, up for sale at a reasonable price because it got fire bombed by accident. These neighbours should move in there.....

[MadDuck]

I hear there is a place right next door to the Mongrel Mob pad somewhere down the line, up for sale at a reasonable price because it got fire bombed by accident. These neighbours should move in there.....

Hell I would almost buy the place so they could move there. I am sure the Mob would take care of these guys very nicely indeed!

[popelli]

1. 3. Why should she?

sometimes it is the easiest solution

and sometimes if your neighbours are "influential" and are slipping back handers to the powers that be it is the only solution

[Max Preload]

sometimes it is the easiest solution

and sometimes if your neighbours are "influential" and are slipping back handers to the powers that be it is the only solution

However, in this particular case the neighbours are nothing more than carriers and sufferers of the 'loser' gene and need to be dealt with in the way all losers who feel they need to interfere with anyone else's peaceful enjoyment of their home - with plenty of their own fucking medicine. I dealt with my loser alcoholic house painter neighbour a couple of years back who got some dutch courage and decided to try his luck. There hasn't been a peep out of his sorry ass since.

Announce the 'gathering' time & date and I'll be there.

[wbks]

are you guys all meeting up to bash them?

[MadDuck]

are you guys all meeting up to bash them?

Suggest you read earlier posts in the thread. I may be having a few KB lads visit for milo and banana cake one sunny Sunday afternoon.

I do not advocate violence

[wbks]

So why are you getting dudes to go over there?

[SixPackBack]

sometimes it is the easiest solution

and sometimes if your neighbours are "influential" and are slipping back handers to the powers that be it is the only solution

The coppers up here may not be perfect, but the chances of that happening is very slim.

[piston broke]

So why are you getting dudes to go over there?

i think just to show that mad duck a bit of support.
i don't think anyone has really said anything about violence.

[MadDuck]

i don't think anyone has really said anything about violence.

I am going to show the lads how to knit warmers for their motorcyles :wari:

[Maha]

I am going to show the lads how to knit warmers for their motorcyles :wari:

Knitting Needles can be dangerous.....:eek:

[MadDuck]

Knitting Needles can be dangerous.....:eek:

Only in your hands Maha...only in your hands <_<

[burden2]

There is always the devious approach now that its summer...................go get a small sack of mussels when they are on special at the supermarket or some other shellfish from the beach (make sure you only take the number you are allowed of course but you can always make up the volume with starfish, crabs, general fish type product!) and sling the sack into a nicely imaccessible spot under their house while the scumbags are out of it or out of the house, a couple of nice warm sunny days and they may actually notice something not quite right and want to move. Of course if the landlord was a nice guy you would go get them out once the scumbags have gone. Or not.

[McDuck]

There is always the devious approach now that its summer...................go get a small sack of mussels when they are on special at the supermarket or some other shellfish from the beach (make sure you only take the number you are allowed of course but you can always make up the volume with starfish, crabs, general fish type product!) and sling the sack into a nicely imaccessible spot under their house while the scumbags are out of it or out of the house, a couple of nice warm sunny days and they may actually notice something not quite right and want to move. Of course if the landlord was a nice guy you would go get them out once the scumbags have gone. Or not.

Top Stuff :)

[Patrick]

are you guys all meeting up to bash them?

That would be illegal...


Suggest you read earlier posts in the thread. I may be having a few KB lads visit for milo and banana cake one sunny Sunday afternoon.

I do not advocate violence

Am I invited too?


So why are you getting dudes to go over there?

Coz dudes like cake cooked by hot chicks....


i think just to show that mad duck a lot of support.
i don't think anyone has really said anything about violence.

There ya go... fixed your post up....

[MadDuck]

Am I invited too?

Hell yes! What colour knitted warmer you want for your motorcycle?

[Patrick]

Hell yes! What colour knitted warmer you want for your motorcycle?

Blue. I like blue. My bike is blue. And to make Scummy jealous, can it have tassels?

[Mom]

Blue. I like blue. My bike is blue. And to make Scummy jealous, can it have tassels?

Not sure Duck can do tassles, I can do pom poms, will that suffice :devil2:

[MadDuck]

Blue. I like blue. My bike is blue. And to make Scummy jealous, can it have tassels?

Hmmm now tassles could be a challange....but if it makes Scummy jealous it can be arranged :niceone:

[Patrick]

Not sure Duck can do tassles, I can do pom poms, will that suffice :devil2:

Hell yeah... pom poms AND tassels! Now we're talking...!!!

[Donor]

are you guys all meeting up to bash them?


So why are you getting dudes to go over there?

Because we care - MD is a top personage, and has promised cake.

Sheesh, as tanked as I am right now (it's the only way to sleep through this horrible xmas thing) even *I* know what the hel the rest of the thread is about...

[MadDuck]

I wasnt going to post this but I feel the police often get bagged on KB and some times its good to share the good side:

Thanks for your email.

Sorry I haven't got back to you sooner but we have been working on the address.

Yesterday, we executed a search warrant at the address you complained of. We seized a number of items of interest. As a result, I do not expect the occupants to cause any problems in the future.

If the occupants do continue to cause the neighbours concern, please call the police in the usual manner at the time the incidents are taking place so we can respond in the appropriate manner. Can you also send me an email and notify myself so we can follow up with those concerned.

I wish you a safe and merry christmas

[Max Preload]

Sooooooo... if we plant some shit and let the cops *find* it they'll be in even more shit... :shifty:

[MadDuck]

Sooooooo... if we plant some shit and let the cops *find* it they'll be in even more shit... :shifty:

Seems that even that doesnt work.

So I phoned CYFs regarding the welfare of the child. Two days later I hear these pieces of scum offering to burn my house down as they know its me that made the complaint. So I chuck the cat in a cattery and head away for a few days - if they are going to act on that I would rather not resemble burnt steak :bash:

Got hold of the local police and they say that because I only "overheard" the conversation there is no threat but they will contact the owner.

Bloody big ups to the local police as they did get hold of the owner and he is not interested. My only option is to sell, move on and make it someone elses problem.

So ...House for sale. Nice quiet location. Fully renovated. Sea views. Make me an offer :wari:

[McDuck]

Seems that even that doesnt work.

So I phoned CYFs regarding the welfare of the child. Two days later I hear these pieces of scum offering to burn my house down as they know its me that made the complaint. So I chuck the cat in a cattery and head away for a few days - if they are going to act on that I would rather not resemble burnt steak :bash:

Got hold of the local police and they say that because I only "overheard" the conversation there is no threat but they will contact the owner.

Bloody big ups to the local police as they did get hold of the owner and he is not interested. My only option is to sell, move on and make it someone elses problem.

So ...House for sale. Nice quiet location. Fully renovated. Sea views. Make me an offer :wari:


Why not rent it out for a period of time? surly you would be better taking the hit of costing a few grand in having the house and living elsewhere and low rent payments, but if you can keep the house you like?

[MadDuck]

Been fighting this since September. I am old and tired. I give up. They win

[McDuck]

Been fighting this since September. I am old and tired. I give up. They win

Bummer. If you want a hand (and i can help) let me know.



You should so move to napier ;)

[trump-lady]

I just read this entire thread. HORRIBLE absolutely horrible! I feel for you, grrrrrrrr. Do you have names? I might be able to find dirt :)

[The Lone Rider]

Been fighting this since September. I am old and tired. I give up. They win

That's not on. Keep contacting the police. Letting people rule you by "terror" is nothing. So far they have acted like they will do something to you but the general hoodlum trash talks big and does very little.

And I have to say I'm rather disappointed that bikers local to you have not been up at arms banging on your neighbors door and telling them to shut the hell up. As well as people constantly contacting the landlord.

What we have here is people winning by duration and annoyance. Your neighbors only have to do what they already been doing - that's no effort for them. You and people supporting you have to put in the hard yards to get things back to peace and either get them shipped out or shut up. I'm sure the landlord will have to do something out of annoyance just to get you to stop ringing and complaining providing you keep ringing and complaining.

Failing that, contact everyone and anyone. Newspapers, radio, MPs, Police, Housing Authorities etc.. The more public the bigger the profile, the less a small group of punks are going to want to do something - unless they are to stupid to realize it'd be obvious who's doing what with that kind of coverage. They were discussing bad neighbors recently on THE ROCK and arguments people have had with them.

Lastly, keep a log book of everything they have done and everything you have done to stop it - dates times etc...

It's a lot of effort.. but you will keep your home in the end and make your street a better place.

[trump-lady]

Agreed,,,,,if I was there Id roll up on my pink bike and spank their asses.....or grab some rough looking cuzzies and say "next time you f with my aunty my uncles ganna f with you" Its so horrible you are alone. I guess having shady relatives comes in handy at times.

You can apply for a harassment order, which is like a protection order (only diff is that protection order doesn’t cover neighbours) That way you can breach them for any unwanted contact. Also add a trespass order as that will increase your safety and hopefully help you decide to stay. ( trespass order only protects you on your own property ) You seem smart so these can be done without a lawyer and filed at court for free.

Keep the look out for child issues as under Domestic Violence act, it covers allowing a child to witness domestic violence. This act covers flatmates, relatives pretty much anyone in the home so if the party goers are beating up their girlfriends while child is in the home it comes under the DV act. Make sure when making a notification that (if there is DV, that the child heard or saw it) that’s enough. PM me if you need because if you contact them the info you give will be the difference. Stuff like where the child is durring these parties etc. These can be (if worded correctly) child abuse, neglect, failing to provide a safe environment. This law is crucial but not so known in its entirety We all know the effect exposure to DV has on children but you’d be surprised how little you know about the developmental, emotional shit this causes.... huge implications on child development, hence the provision. CYFs must act if a notification is made. (In ideal world)

poor bugger growing up there...grrrrrrrr

[Patrick]

I give up. They win

Only if you let them. Re-read the thread. You had top fighting words there.....

They are tenants. They won't be there long. They never are.


.... So I phoned CYFs regarding the welfare of the child. Two days later I hear these pieces of scum offering to burn my house down as they know its me that made the complaint.

And how did they get this info? Lodge a complaint with CYFs. Your confidential information was released and you want to know why.

Still.... a bunch of helmeted unknowns arriving to advise these pieces of shits of the error of their ways (verbally of course) does have its merits at times....

[cheese]

Man I had some fucking huge trouble with my ass hole neighbours. I just called noise control a couple of times and he lost the plot. Police came over etc.

I think that you have to make out that you feel alot more threatened than what you are (or you may feel this threatened?)

Anyway, I'd take out a trespassing order and a restraining order.

[MadDuck]

Only if you let them. Re-read the thread. You had top fighting words there.....

Still.... a bunch of helmeted unknowns arriving to advise these pieces of shits of the error of their ways (verbally of course) does have its merits at times....

Yes but when they start offering to burn my house down I kind of think well time to let go and move on.

Someone has suggested the RMA and Council so I will go down that track and maybe a letter to the Mayor.

The 75 year old neighbour came to see me today and she looks pretty shattered to be honest. I suggested maybe some helmeted unknowns and she thought that was a cool idea. And I am picking at that age she sure can cook a mean nana cake!

[Patrick]

Yes but when they start offering to burn my house down I kind of think well time to let go and move on.

Someone has suggested the RMA and Council so I will go down that track and maybe a letter to the Mayor.

The 75 year old neighbour came to see me today and she looks pretty shattered to be honest. I suggested maybe some helmeted unknowns and she thought that was a cool idea. And I am picking at that age she sure can cook a mean nana cake!

You need a time, date and place to meet for the unknowns... Nana cake on offer, but hard to eat while the unknowns identity is being concealed by the helmet...????

[Daffyd]

You need a time, date and place to meet for the unknowns... Nana cake on offer, but hard to eat while the unknowns identity is being concealed by the helmet...????

It could always be delivered to a prearranged destination after the fact.

[Beemer]

A friend's parents live in Himatangi and have done most of their married life. Nice quiet area - until the neighbour moved out and rented their house to some relatives. They have parties nearly every night, stereo blasting away all day and night, and no action when asked to turn it down. This couple are retired so it's the last thing they need. Noise control won't visit out there, so they rang the police last time and they sent two cars and four officers and since then it's been a lot better.

I really feel for you as I know there is nothing in the world as bad as bad neighbours. We has scum across the road when we lived in Levin and count our lucky stars that we now live in the country with pretty good neighbours. The teenage guy across the road is moving out to go to university next month so the loud stereo, yelling and yahooing and endless stream of cars skidding in and out of their gravel driveway will cease soon (had to laugh last night though - one decided to play rally drivers going into their driveway and couldn't control the slide and hit the bank!). The family next door are renting until the new owners are ready to move in (meant to be last Christmas but sounds like another six months or so) so their teenage girl and her sad taste in music won't be forever! And besides, it's usually pretty quiet during the day and most nights - just the odd blast - and during the night it's nearly always dead quiet. We don't have any trouble with them either -not after giving the young guy across the road a lecture after his last party!

Overhearing someone even joking about burning your house down is beyond a joke. I know it is giving in to them, but even if and when they move on, they still know where you live and I'd be worried.

We are pretty lucky where we live, but if I were ever rich enough to build where and what I wanted, I'd like 10 acres with the house smack-bang in the middle so neighbours were never a problem!

[MadDuck]

This will gives you all a laugh.

I awoke to screams at 4am this morning...."phone an ambulance". One of the dum bitches got so pissed she passed out and I had the joy of listening to the projectile of vomit. The boys saying nah dont phone she just pissed.

Been very quiet today :yes:

[Stickchick]

OMG!!!!! Geez MD!!!!! You want to get away for a couple of days you are more than welcome at ours. I don't know how your do it.... I really don't

[MadDuck]

OMG!!!!! Geez MD!!!!! You want to get away for a couple of days you are more than welcome at ours. I don't know how your do it.... I really don't

Thanks Sticky...appreciate your offer. I sent an email to the owner last night threatening a civl court case. LMFAO I think he has me blocked.

[ManDownUnder]

Been very quiet today :yes:

For God's sake why??? Today was the perfect day to remove mufflers from the Harley, lawmower, car, dog... whatever...and FIRE 'EM ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got a headache?? Want a good one???

[fireliv]

Dont give up MD. Them offering to burn your house down is a load of crap. I have had the same offer before from some not nice people, so I know how it feels. I was paranoid for the next week but nothing happened.

If you really wanna move then best of luck. U dont deserve to feel threatened in your own home. What fucking wankers.

Stay strong! :hug:

[yungatart]

For God's sake why??? Today was the perfect day to remove mufflers from the Harley, lawmower, car, dog... whatever...and FIRE 'EM ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got a headache?? Want a good one???

Exactly...follow that up with cleaning the pot cupboard out, listening to your favourite classical CD, and any other noisy pursuit...I'm sure you have a few cords of wood that need attacking with a chainsaw!

[Gareth51]

Just re-read some of the thread,just shows you how useless the law can be these days.Sometimes you think the only way is to fight fire with fire, like next time their having a party have a few gate crashers drop in,nothing like a good brawl to smash a house up.(landlords love them)Tables and chairs thru windows(not nice living in a house without windows)and oops did something catch fire(cant live in a smoke damaged house)all memories from along long time ago

[The Lone Rider]

Exactly...follow that up with cleaning the pot cupboard out, listening to your favourite classical CD, and any other noisy pursuit...I'm sure you have a few cords of wood that need attacking with a chainsaw!

Don't forget to throw in some retching & vomiting sounds. Apparently that statistically is the most hated and unbearable sound in the world

[Paris]

Heres the story:

New neighbours have moved in and are driving me to despair. They have been there a week and last Wednesday they were partying until 3am. OK thought I they have just moved in and celebrating. Never had any trouble around here before so its proabably a one off.

Friday night. The language was even too much for me - I thought I was back in Sarf Auckland. The young drunks in the street exclaiming how big their dicks are and what they could do with them was somewhat amusing for the first hour but....... A brawl started and I phoned the police. They turned up with a wagon and dog handler and were abused but left as it had kind of quietened down. They were still going at 4am.

Now last night they were still going at 2am. On the weekend they had visitors who had dogs on the loose. There were 3 and two appeared to be part pitbull but I cant be sure. I went to shoo them away and one turned and barked at me - in my own back yard. I decided it best not to progress any further. My cat meanwhile had headed for the hills.

It is now starting to affect my work as my lack of sleep means I am even more grumpy than usual and snapping at my staff and making mistakes.

I did a search on the property to try and track down the owner but he isnt listed (I am pretty sure he has rented to his friends). Tried to track his registration but I seem to have written it down incorrectly. Checked out the Council web site and cant find any legal solutions. As it is more raised voices and abusive language there is no point in calling noise control.

I live alone and am not keen on starting any crazy feud but am lost as to what I can do? Any of you lot got any suggestions that can help?

No I am not brave enough to go knock on the door as there seems to be a heck of a lot of them and I dont want to start anything that could escalate to a battle from hell
Hi m8 - we had a similar problem a while ago with new tenants who moved in bhind our house and kept us awake with Metallica and others until the early hours and with another house the other side, this time, some form of weird dance stuff with a thud thud thud ... we ended up ringing the Council (Waitakere) on a dozen nights and they sent round a noise officer (security guard) to tell them to turn it down - they did, but it carried on, we wrote to the Council who have powers to get hold of the landlord and tell them and about 2 weeks later they moved out. I went over there twice asking them to turn it down before that and was told by an 18 year old girl to pull my head in ... the police were not interested - hope that helps!

[MadDuck]

Don't forget to throw in some retching & vomiting sounds. Apparently that statistically is the most hated and unbearable sound in the world

I can vouch for that...especially at 4am on a Sunday morning!

[popelli]

noise control have the power to seize stereo's if they are the cause of the noise

keep complaining and insist that they remove the stereo

Also complain to the council about the noise control not doing their job

Re the dogs on the loose - complain to the police that they are staging a dog fight

Keep a diary and keep complaining, if more than 3 of them have criminal convictions its an illegal gathering

Are all their vehicles legal? are they driving whilst under the influence / disqualified

What ever it is adopt a zero tolerance attitude, complain to the appropriate authority and make their life hell.

[MadDuck]

Well after fighting these arses for 5 months through non-confrontational means we have success. They are moving out right now.

Things I have learnt from this experience:

1) When the Police appear to be doing nothing much at all. They actually are. The local police have been great through this and i understand they cannot act without the grounds to do so.

2) CYFS do act when you lay a complaint. They also gave me a follow up call last week to let me know the state of things.

3) KBers really do rock. From the PMs to the two great KBers that put me up for a weekend after them next door threatened to burn my house down. The hugs and words of encouragement have been huge. THANK YOU!

4) Get to know your "good" neighbours because its them that will be watching your back.

5) We have the ideal conditions here to grow "green" plants

6) You cannot sue the owner for his tennants behaviour.

There was a raid on the property yesterday and I wont go into details but I think it was the cause of them leaving.

Oh and I understand (rightly or wrongly) that police drug dogs cant smell pot plants when they are growing. Hmmmmm the police didnt go very far into the bush to find what they needed.

Maybe a bit of search and recovery is in order when they have totally gone

[Maha]

Outside earlier and could hear some music coming from next door. Now this particular neighbour is in his 80's, his office is opposite our deck. Its hot, he has the window open. While on his computer, he has music playing, today it was Whitesnake oh and a little bit of Tony Christee
Funny thing is...I like both :whistle:

[MadDuck]

Now this particular neighbour is in his 80's...... he has music playing, today it was Whitesnake

A geriatric throwback :wacko:

[peasea]

Heres the story:

New neighbours have moved in and are driving me to despair. They have been there a week and last Wednesday they were partying until 3am. OK thought I they have just moved in and celebrating. Never had any trouble around here before so its proabably a one off.

Friday night. The language was even too much for me - I thought I was back in Sarf Auckland. The young drunks in the street exclaiming how big their dicks are and what they could do with them was somewhat amusing for the first hour but....... A brawl started and I phoned the police. They turned up with a wagon and dog handler and were abused but left as it had kind of quietened down. They were still going at 4am.

Now last night they were still going at 2am. On the weekend they had visitors who had dogs on the loose. There were 3 and two appeared to be part pitbull but I cant be sure. I went to shoo them away and one turned and barked at me - in my own back yard. I decided it best not to progress any further. My cat meanwhile had headed for the hills.

It is now starting to affect my work as my lack of sleep means I am even more grumpy than usual and snapping at my staff and making mistakes.

I did a search on the property to try and track down the owner but he isnt listed (I am pretty sure he has rented to his friends). Tried to track his registration but I seem to have written it down incorrectly. Checked out the Council web site and cant find any legal solutions. As it is more raised voices and abusive language there is no point in calling noise control.

I live alone and am not keen on starting any crazy feud but am lost as to what I can do? Any of you lot got any suggestions that can help?

No I am not brave enough to go knock on the door as there seems to be a heck of a lot of them and I dont want to start anything that could escalate to a battle from hell

Guns are non-confrontational aren't they?

[MadDuck]

Guns are non-confrontational aren't they?

Depends what country you live in

[MIXONE]

A result at last.Well done hanging in there!

[DarkLord]

Well done, MadDuck. I've been following this thread for a while now. They sound like nasty, horrible people. Well done for hanging in there and I am glad to see that the police have come to your aid. I know how exasperating it can be to have inconsiderate wankers for neighbours that think the entire world revolves around them. Glad you are finally rid of them.

[Beemer]

Excellent news! And the little prick across the road from us leaves for uni (well, his mummy takes him down to Christchurch herself) on Saturday. I got one of his mates a beauty the other night. I was sick and tired of them doing handbrake slides out of their gravel driveway and spraying it stones all over the road - we were waiting to turn into our driveway a few weeks ago when a passing car threw up a stone and cracked our windscreen. I told the kid's mother and she obviously passed it on to his friends so they had decided to get their own back - one came out, backed back to where there was a pile of thick gravel between their place and the one next door, and spun his wheels as he left. I had found out who he was and where he lived a few weeks earlier so I rang and asked to speak to his father. He lives about five minutes away so I knew he wouldn't be home yet. His father was really apologetic and said he was at his wit's end with him, as were the parents of many teenage friends of the kid they visit. He said he'd get him to come and apologise but I said to just tell him the grumpy old cow across the road had had enough and was not going to put up with it any longer. He came home while we were still talking and his father put him on the line to speak to me. What an arrogant little arsehole he was too! Told me it was an 'accident' to which I replied bullshit as I had seen him do it three times. He wanted to know how I had found out who he was so I said I'd paid the money at the post office and tracked him down. "Oh," he said, that's sneaky, you are very sneaky" so I told him it was legal and if he had a problem with it, he could go to the police and tell them WHY I had tracked him down!

They have been a bit quieter this week but decided to act like idiots last night as they most likely think I won't worry. I still have his rego so if he plays up, I'll report him to the police this time!

[yungatart]

Madduck, I'm so pleased that you have a positive result! Well done for hanging in there, it can't have been easy at times.
So, is there a party at yours to celebrate and get rid of that green stuff you have recovered?:innocent:

[MSTRS]

So, is there a party at yours to celebrate and get rid of that green stuff you have recovered?:innocent:

Ooooh yeah! I remember the last time....I'll pass, thank you.
That is such good news MD. Sanity beckons.

[Taz]

Was wondering where my old neighbors got to?? Hope they aint coming back here!!

[duckonin]

Pleased for you MadDuck, we would love the same result :soon:

Now you can move on with your life and enjoy again.

[MadDuck]

So, is there a party at yours to celebrate and get rid of that green stuff you have recovered?:innocent:
Oh yes a Green Tea party would be an excellent idea

[Patrick]

Yay... green tea.... I like green tea. It goes nicely with donuts. Am I invited?

[McDuck]

Yay... green tea.... I like green tea. It goes nicely with donuts. Am I invited?

Of course you are.... as long as you bring some...

[Tank]

Well after fighting these arses for 5 months through non-confrontational means we have success. They are moving out right now.

Things I have learnt from this experience:

1) When the Police appear to be doing nothing much at all. They actually are. The local police have been great through this and i understand they cannot act without the grounds to do so.

2) CYFS do act when you lay a complaint. They also gave me a follow up call last week to let me know the state of things.

3) KBers really do rock. From the PMs to the two great KBers that put me up for a weekend after them next door threatened to burn my house down. The hugs and words of encouragement have been huge. THANK YOU!

4) Get to know your "good" neighbours because its them that will be watching your back.

5) We have the ideal conditions here to grow "green" plants

6) You cannot sue the owner for his tennants behaviour.

There was a raid on the property yesterday and I wont go into details but I think it was the cause of them leaving.

Oh and I understand (rightly or wrongly) that police drug dogs cant smell pot plants when they are growing. Hmmmmm the police didnt go very far into the bush to find what they needed.

Maybe a bit of search and recovery is in order when they have totally gone

Just seen the update that this is over.

So, so, so happy for you. What a awful thing you have had to put up with for the last 5 months.

So now you can lax out and enjoy the rest of summer in peace and quite.

Result!

C

[Patrick]

Of course you are.... as long as you bring some...

"green tea" or donuts....??? I know a great bakery.......

[MadDuck]

Yay... green tea.... I like green tea. It goes nicely with donuts. Am I invited?

But of course you are invited! I guess you better bring the donuts :shifty:

[Maha]

:apint:
Just seen the update that this is over.

So, so, so happy for you. What a awful thing you have had to put up with for the last 5 months.

So now you can lax out and enjoy the rest of summer in peace and quite.

Result!

C


Party at MadDucks!!!!..... :apint::woohoo::wari::sleep:

[Patrick]

But of course you are invited! I guess you better bring the donuts :shifty:

Could invite the local rozzers too... but they will scoff all the donuts... bastards....

[MadDuck]

Now I know you are all totally sick to death of my neighbours and me posting about them. I just have two more words to say then I am done

Mortgagee Sale

[Mom]

Now I know you are all totally sick to death of my neighbours and me posting about them. I just have two more words to say then I am done

Mortgagee Sale

Buy it, buy it, buy it!

[MadDuck]

Buy it, buy it, buy it!

Hmmm I did offer but I was about $500k short of what the asshole wanted. Oh and I understand they have moved to Arkles Bay

[Max Preload]

One person's joy is another's misery.

Which raises and interesting question - where is that Salt family of degenerates moving to?