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ajturbo
28th January 2005, 11:44
yep i beleve now...
today i went to check the mail... as you do
and i finaly got the reminder for my chat with the plice last year... i was thinking that it was a bit early??? it happend on the 11th of dec....
but i thought.. just another bill..
BUT NO........
i have just been informed that the

"issuing officer has made an error in the details contained on your notice"!!!!

i have gone over and over it... fucked if i can see where he went wrong.... but i'm not going to write and tell them.....

that the guy writes funny and the "J" in my name looks like a "T"... :kick:

so i have only 35 demerit pionts.. not 70 :spudbooge :spudbooge

munter
28th January 2005, 11:52
yep i beleve now...
today i went to check the mail... as you do
and i finaly got the reminder for my chat with the plice last year... i was thinking that it was a bit early??? it happend on the 11th of dec....
but i thought.. just another bill..
BUT NO........
i have just been informed that the

"issuing officer has made an error in the details contained on your notice"!!!!

i have gone over and over it... fucked if i can see where he went wrong.... but i'm not going to write and tell them.....

that the guy writes funny and the "J" in my name looks like a "T"... :kick:

so i have only 35 demerit pionts.. not 70 :spudbooge :spudbooge
Wahoo... 70 demerit points bad... 35 demerit points not so bad :laugh:
I am now looking really closley at my ticket to see if any thing has been mis-spelt...... nope! damit:brick:

riffer
28th January 2005, 11:58
You lucky, lucky bastard.

Of course you realise gloating about it on an internet forum automatically destroys any karmic advantage you have accrued from this.

So ride reaaaallly slow for the next week, ok?

What?
28th January 2005, 19:07
Have you tried ringing you cell phone to see if someone answers? You might be on a winning streak...

avgas
28th January 2005, 19:16
i got 0 demerit points right now, the biker god smile on me.

Two Smoker
28th January 2005, 19:19
i got 0 demerit points right now, the biker god smile on me.

Ive got 90 Demerits, a court date, and a crashed K5 gixxer..... The biker gods HATE me......

gman
28th January 2005, 19:25
ive got a new years resolution to not get any tickets this year on my bike..................

got five last year in cages.......missis not happy!!

Joni
28th January 2005, 19:57
Ive got 90 Demerits, a court date, and a crashed K5 gixxer..... The biker gods HATE me......

OK, confession:
I had a ticket, a court date, a contempt of court charge and a warrant for my arrest!
Yup while everyone was celebrating Christmas I was trying to calm my Mother down after the police came looking for her daughter and her bike... and she spent a day in court trying to convince a judge Im not a criminal.

The guys and I decided to have our last ride on the way to airport, when I left for New Zealand, on the way I was caught speeding by a camera. I, of course do not know this as I am many time zones away... the rest is self explanatory...

So biker gods are not fond of me either....
But me maaa sure is! :2thumbsup

Coyote
28th January 2005, 19:58
Ive got 90 Demerits, a court date, and a crashed K5 gixxer..... The biker gods HATE me......
I've got 0 Demerits just because I've been to afraid of losing my licence :thud:

999 posts, I should leave it at that :p

ajturbo
28th January 2005, 20:34
You lucky, lucky bastard.

Of course you realise gloating about it on an internet forum automatically destroys any karmic advantage you have accrued from this.

So ride reaaaallly slow for the next week, ok?


i have been actully..!!
i have been taking it a bit easyer lately....wonder why?....
CLS any ideas? :lol:

ajturbo
28th January 2005, 20:39
Have you tried ringing you cell phone to see if someone answers? You might be on a winning streak...

found it in luke's bag when we got to th egas station.... :banana:

gav
28th January 2005, 22:39
found it in luke's bag when we got to th egas station.... :banana:
What? He stole ya phone? the little shit........ :msn-wink:

toads
29th January 2005, 07:43
35 demerits is pretty bad but 70 would have been a whole lot worse, take it easy out there Andy, and BEHAVE yourself.

Holy Roller
29th January 2005, 07:58
Try not to take the cage these days gotten too many demerits in it but none on the bike so far even though my only ticket on the bike should have landed me some.

ajturbo
29th January 2005, 08:12
to be honest i wasn't to worried about the demerit points.....

it's the $$$ that i was worried about...

$170 fills the bike a few times!

ajturbo
29th January 2005, 08:20
makes you wander why i need the money................thats right i blew up the land ladyies washing machine..... :doh: :doh: :doh: .

Sniper
30th January 2005, 11:06
Well mate, you learnt a good lesson.

Dont piss off the biker gods, and dont look for fault in good things

ajturbo
30th January 2005, 12:54
Well mate, you learnt a good lesson.

Dont piss off the biker gods, and dont look for fault in good things


yer.. at the time i was being a bit of a tosser... hooning everywhere ....
now i do it a lot more conservitally..(sp)

bane
30th January 2005, 15:32
i got 0 demerit points right now, the biker god smile on me.

Not only am I sitting on 0 demerits, Ive never had one!
then again, I ride like a nancy boy...

Kickaha
30th January 2005, 18:32
Not only am I sitting on 0 demerits, Ive never had one!
then again, I ride like a nancy boy...


That makes two of us then,except for the bit about the nancy boy,last speeding ticket was about 20+ years ago

PuppetMaster
31st January 2005, 13:00
it's the $$$ that i was worried about... $170 fills the bike a few times!

I'll swap ya, your $170 for the $510 I owe.
Ive stared at the ticket for hours trying to find a spelling mistake or an error. The only slight error is that it says it happened in Lower Hutt, where by its technically Upper Hutt, I think, possibly. (**Searches for some straws to clutch at**)

SuperDave
11th April 2005, 21:24
Ah damnit >< 35 demerit point and a $230 fine has just been handed to be 15 mins ago. Oh well my own fault.

James Deuce
11th April 2005, 21:27
Wahoo... 70 demerit points bad... 35 demerit points not so bad :laugh:
I am now looking really closley at my ticket to see if any thing has been mis-spelt...... nope! damit:brick:

Ticket????

What did you dooooooooo?

scumdog
11th April 2005, 21:28
Wots a demerit?? :whistle: :banana:

StoneChucker
11th April 2005, 22:13
OK, confession:
I had a ticket, a court date, a contempt of court charge and a warrant for my arrest!
Yup while everyone was celebrating Christmas I was trying to calm my Mother down after the police came looking for her daughter and her bike... and she spent a day in court trying to convince a judge Im not a criminal.

The guys and I decided to have our last ride on the way to airport, when I left for New Zealand, on the way I was caught speeding by a camera. I, of course do not know this as I am many time zones away... the rest is self explanatory...

So biker gods are not fond of me either....
But me maaa sure is! :2thumbsup
This, I did not know...
Ya know, there's something very sexy about female biker criminals :msn-wink:

ManDownUnder
12th April 2005, 08:08
I guess you get 35 points for speeding...

How many till you lose your licence?

What's the ladder (i.e. at 20 you get a slap on the wrist, 40 get;s you clubbed in the back in a carpark, 80 sees you in court etc)

MDU
PS - no I don't have any, don't want any, and don't even know how they work...

gav
12th April 2005, 21:28
Think its still 100 points, so 3 strikes over 2 years and you're out (3 x 35 = 105) Is it still 6 months comp loss of licence?

scumdog
18th April 2005, 10:17
Think its still 100 points, so 3 strikes over 2 years and you're out (3 x 35 = 105) Is it still 6 months comp loss of licence?

Only 3 months of hobnail express matey :niceone:

ManDownUnder
18th April 2005, 11:21
Only 3 months of hobnail express matey :niceone:

So who got the demerits points - Helen or her Chauffer on the way to the football?
MDU