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SpankMe
10th September 2003, 15:37
Can you spot a fake?

Me got 19/20 :cool: But then I have a site for this also.

bungbung
10th September 2003, 15:58
17/20 - not disappointed with that :D

Antallica
10th September 2003, 16:05
14/20 ... could be worse :)

merv
10th September 2003, 20:34
18/20

I'm obviously better with tits than with serial killers and computer nerds.

Marmoot
10th September 2003, 22:32
10..............................

Andrew
11th September 2003, 08:53
17,

Kiwi
11th September 2003, 09:53
19/20

Experience or luck - who knows

 :D

Kiwi

Duke of Rogan
11th September 2003, 11:00
I've seen this one before...

20/20, they all tasted like a PC monitor ( o Y o ) :love:

DeanOh
11th September 2003, 12:05
Originally posted by Duke of Rogan
I've seen this one before...
20/20, they all tasted like a PC monitor ( o Y o ) :love:


ROFL:D


18/20 for me...disappointing really.

Mitch
11th September 2003, 13:50
17/20  Hey Spankme, do you have one of those with the male anatomy???  :D 

curious george
11th September 2003, 15:04
15/20. Must......Concentrate.

Try......Harder......Study...more....nnnnghngggggg hhh

 

merv
11th September 2003, 21:51
Originally posted by Mitch
17/20  Hey Spankme, do you have one of those with the male anatomy???  :D 

Hey Mitch have you seen a few and what does a fake one look like and what sort of implants do they use?

Mitch
11th September 2003, 22:19
Originally posted by merv
Hey Mitch have you seen a few and what does a fake one look like and what sort of implants do they use?

I would have to confess to seeing a few  :rolleyes:  But none that have been enlarged to the best of my knowledge.  Would be bloody interesting to see though don't you think  :o  Hehe well you might not actually  :niceone:

curious george
11th September 2003, 22:36
I would have to confess to seeing a few But none that have been enlarged

Jezz Mitch.....girl like you and no one was enlarged?
What are you doing wrong??:eek:
I'm sure KK has some single mates that oculd help out





teehee

Big Dog
11th September 2003, 23:23
15/20 pretty crap really..... still the illusion is all that really counts.
:beer: Perhaps some one could chage this sign to give me boobies.:p

TRAINING WHEELS
11th September 2003, 23:40
Well guys as someone who knows personally what is real and what is fake you would have to ask wether the surgeons are getting better or you need your eyes teasted as I got 20/20 :eek:
Next time boys actually look at the picture and not just the tits. :D:apint: :apint: :Punk:

Mitch
12th September 2003, 12:08
Originally posted by curious george
Jezz Mitch.....girl like you and no one was enlarged?
What are you doing wrong??:eek:
I'm sure KK has some single mates that oculd help out
teehee

LMAO :eek:  I appear to have bloody terrible taste in men if the truth was to be told George.  Even one of KK's mates would probably have been an improvement on the last guy I went out with  :confused: 

Will stick with 47 for a partner I think  :niceone::eek::niceone::eek::niceone:

bluninja
12th September 2003, 12:18
Having been exposed :) to a set of freshly surgically plumped breasts I can say that there are certain telltale signs other than scars that give fakes away (and unfeasably large ones). Of course the touch test is much more accurate than looking at pictures :D

TTFN

merv
12th September 2003, 13:13
Originally posted by Mitch
LMAO :eek:  I appear to have bloody terrible taste in men if the truth was to be told George. 

I'm guessing you mean your taste is OK but after a while once you peel away the outer layer that you were tasting you find they are rotten inside. Otherwise if you truly have bloody terrible taste then you are just a masochist, right!!

Mitch
12th September 2003, 16:57
Originally posted by merv
I'm guessing you mean your taste is OK but after a while once you peel away the outer layer that you were tasting you find they are rotten inside.

Merv.  You just hit the nail right on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :niceone: 

Mr Nice Guy = Mr Lying Cheat   :eek:  Oh dear I seem to have become quite pessimistic LMAO  :rolleyes:

wkid_one
12th September 2003, 17:28
Hmmm - who cares if they are fake??  Can't understand the point of this test??  I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

Mitch
12th September 2003, 19:09
Originally posted by wkid_one
Hmmm - who cares if they are fake??  Can't understand the point of this test??  I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

Well here is the other end of the scale....................  :p  Those that are SOOOO painfully honest it's almost as bad :eek::eek::eek:

Andrew
12th September 2003, 20:03
Originally posted by wkid_one
Hmmm - who cares if they are fake??  Can't understand the point of this test??  I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

you forgot honkers, jugs and bosom!.

Racey Rider
12th September 2003, 21:44
I can't see ANY breasts! :( :( :(

Mitch,,,,,,, I can't see ANY breasts!! :no: :no: :no:

Don't have the right programe to open it. :o


Hey BikerBoy,,, how about sending me a pic of those 996 exhaust pipes?!! :yes: :rolleyes: :love: :D

Mitch
13th September 2003, 07:53
Classic, Racey did you bump your head in that fall down at Manfield??  :D

The link is in Excel format, I couldn't open it on the first computer I tried, had to do it at work.  I'm guessing you know to click on the link Spankme put in the first post on this thread (trust me there are lots of breasts in there somewhere)  :eek:  Good luck.  :niceone:

Big Dog
13th September 2003, 16:03
Originally posted by Mitch
Classic, Racey did you bump your head in that fall down at Manfield??  :D

The link is in Excel format, I couldn't open it on the first computer I tried, had to do it at work.  I'm guessing you know to click on the link Spankme put in the first post on this thread (trust me there are lots of breasts in there somewhere)  :eek:  Good luck.  :niceone:

If your computer won't open it online right click and "Save target"
somwhere you can fin it then open it.:eek: :cool: :shit: :eek: :rolleyes:

Goddess of Goof
13th September 2003, 22:06
Originally posted by Big Dog
If your computer won't open it online right click and "Save target"
somwhere you can fin it then open it.:eek: :cool: :shit: :eek: :rolleyes:

Thanks for the tit, I mean tip - worked a treat for me.

16/20.  :rolleyes:

  Thought I'd do better'n that, being naturally endowed with my own,

  and usually having a sharp eye for FAKES. 

BTW, is Doctor SpankMe recommending regular breast checks????

Big Dog
13th September 2003, 22:47
Originally posted by BestFun
Thanks for the tit, I mean tip - worked a treat for me.

16/20.  :rolleyes:

  Thought I'd do better'n that, being naturally endowed with my own,

  and usually having a sharp eye for FAKES. 

BTW, is Doctor SpankMe recommending regular breast checks????

Better than 15/20.
Well if the doctor is doing free exams with a score like mine perhaps I need to volunteer to be his assistant. Just to keep my hand in as it were. :p :rolleyes: :eek: lol

Racey Rider
14th September 2003, 07:19
Originally posted by Racey Rider
I can't see ANY breasts! :( :( :(

Mitch,,,,,,, I can't see ANY breasts!! :no: :no: :no:


OOOOOOH,,,,, THANKS MITCH!!! :gob: :niceone:

Was that after a particularly late night,, or am I just speical??:)

Now if at the next KB barbeque, you draped yourself over all the different bikes like that, snap off a few shots, (photos I mean!), then Hey presto,,,, instant calander for the KB's fundraiser! :yes:

Mitch
14th September 2003, 19:34
Originally posted by Racey Rider
[B]Now if at the next KB barbeque, you draped yourself over all the different bikes like that, snap off a few shots, (photos I mean!), then Hey presto,,,, instant calander for the KB's fundraiser! :yes:


LMAO................. :eek:  I don't think I quite have the hardware for such an excurtion :rolleyes:  Thanks for the thought though xx

KLOWN
2nd December 2005, 22:36
17/20, and only cause i took my girlfriends advice on 3 of them:doh:

Ixion
2nd December 2005, 22:48
Bugger. Only 16 out of 20. Oh well, that settles it, must go more field research. Purely in a scientific interest of course

KLOWN
2nd December 2005, 23:26
trust Klown to drag up this thread.. but good stuff!!

17/20 for me

just killing two birds with one stone. Got to try out my new avatar and look at breasts!

James Deuce
3rd December 2005, 06:08
18/20.

Must start that website so I can improve.

Sniper
3rd December 2005, 07:55
20/20, am I good or what?

RiderInBlack
3rd December 2005, 14:47
Your score



18

But would have done better if I got to squeeze them:whistle:

Grumpy
3rd December 2005, 16:07
16/20. Bit of a shakey start but once I got my eye in.....:yes:

heavenly.talker
3rd December 2005, 16:36
17/20..........

Marmoot
3rd December 2005, 16:36
But would have done better if I got to squeeze them:whistle:

I've never squeezed a fake one. How does it differ?

Gremlin
3rd December 2005, 16:47
20/20, am I good or what?
I dunno, lets ask MissSniper :lol:

17.... that last one tricked me...

RiderInBlack
3rd December 2005, 17:06
I've never squeezed a fake one. How does it differ?Nether have I, but I could have fun finding out for you. Any female volunteers:wait:

MoFunthanmost
3rd December 2005, 17:12
18/20 - how on earth are people getting less than this?
:banana:
Right, should get back to work now i suppose... :wait:

Nah.

heavenly.talker
3rd December 2005, 17:23
Nether have I, but I could have fun finding out for you. Any female volunteers:wait:


Sorry can't help...I grew mine the hard way:blip: :lol: :lol:

_Gina_
3rd December 2005, 17:26
:spudbooge
Well that was quite easy.....

strayjuliet
3rd December 2005, 21:37
Your score 20


Just call me Mrs Hefner. lol Actually, on second thoughts, please don't!!!

Lias
5th December 2005, 13:33
19/20

Its not really hard, anything thats perfectly round is fake.
Still nice to look at thou :-P

bugjuice
5th December 2005, 13:38
20/20 (like my vision!)
i should do this for a living..

Colapop
5th December 2005, 13:49
19/20 missed number 9. I think it was a trick of the light.