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slofox
6th October 2008, 15:37
Just been sent these...will add them in slowly......in case some of the blokes recognise them....

slofox
6th October 2008, 15:38
And the next few......

Number One
6th October 2008, 15:44
and another....

Wasn't me :shifty:

CB ARGH
6th October 2008, 15:46
maaaan chicks are evil :yawn:

avgas
6th October 2008, 15:47
lol reminds me of the good old days when dad wrote "slut" and "dickhead" with lighter fluid on certain peoples car bonnets.

slofox
6th October 2008, 15:47
And finally.........

sinfull
6th October 2008, 15:49
And the next few......

My car !!!!! :crybaby:

Goblin
6th October 2008, 15:52
:laugh: Steve has been a naughty boy!:killingme

But the title should be Reasons Not to Cheat on Your Wife.

The Stranger
6th October 2008, 16:14
But the title should be Reasons Not to Cheat on Your Wife.

Neither - just don't get caught.

slofox
6th October 2008, 16:57
:laugh: Steve has been a naughty boy!:killingme

But the title should be Reasons Not to Cheat on Your Wife.

Or maybe "Hell hath no fury........"

Goblin
6th October 2008, 17:10
Neither - just don't get caught.


Or maybe "Hell hath no fury........"
Both are fitting but ya gotta laugh eh.

Cousin of mine separated from the mother of his children and when she found out he was taking his new bird overseas she attacked his car with an axe then handed herself in to the cops, confessing all. :laugh::jerry:

merv
6th October 2008, 17:19
How come these angry chicks have no respect for fine machinery?

ajturbo
6th October 2008, 17:35
Both are fitting but ya gotta laugh eh.

Cousin of mine separated from the mother of his children and when she found out he was taking his new bird overseas she attacked his car with an axe then handed herself in to the cops, confessing all. :laugh::jerry:


remind me NOT to go out with a relative of goblin's...:shit:

Wingnut
6th October 2008, 17:39
Bloody psycho chicks. In some cases - perhaps there is something lacking from their side of things for issues to get so bad.

But is it ever their fault - HELL NO!

Goblin
6th October 2008, 17:45
remind me NOT to go out with a relative of goblin's...:shit:Oh she moved over here from Oz too....want me to introduce you??:eek::eek:

fire eyes
7th October 2008, 19:56
Its never the womans fault! Did your Father not ever teach you that?????

kevfromcoro
7th October 2008, 20:10
Worked in wreckers yard for a while....
Blokes would come in with all sorts of damage done buy the missus...
Broken screens,,, axe marks in the bonet, and panels..
One bloke came in ..changing gear with a screwdriver...
Missus took the gear lever out...and threw it in a river...

R6_kid
7th October 2008, 20:15
Amazing that women can use all those tools in anger, yet if you asked 99% of them to use them for their actual purpose they would tell you they don't know what to do.

smoky
7th October 2008, 20:20
don't post pictures like that for goodness sake - you'll give them ideas:no:

MadDuck
7th October 2008, 20:24
don't post pictures like that for goodness sake - you'll give them ideas:no:

Now thats funny..... we can come up with these evil ideas without any help at all. :innocent:

nudemetalz
7th October 2008, 20:49
Hey it's not all bad.

Did you see any defaced bikes there ?
Neither did I....

HOWEVER....check this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUx84FO2EYU

sidecar bob
7th October 2008, 20:56
Its obvious who's fault it is. If the wives had been serving up vast quantities of quality pussy, the guys wouldnt have strayed.
Probably truer than you may initially think.

McJim
7th October 2008, 21:08
Its obvious who's fault it is. If the wives had been serving up vast quantities of quality pussy, the guys wouldnt have strayed.
Probably truer than you may initially think.

Not the way I was going to put it but let's face it. Advertising that your husband slept with your best friend or another woman is really advertising that you aren't all that in the sack eh?

Most of the guys when asked "Was it worth it?" on their car would probably have to admit "Why yes, yes it was coz the new chick ain't psycho like you and she gives out too" :2thumbsup: "Bonus!"

I am lucky though -I'm married to the perfect woman so don't feel any need to stray.:innocent:

scumdog
7th October 2008, 23:13
I am lucky though -I'm married to the perfect woman so don't feel any need to stray.:innocent:

Wot 'e sed.:yes:

BUT if I DID have to find another woman then my present woman trashing my wheels wouldn't worry me a shit - as long as she buggered off quick-smart afterwards.

sidecar bob
8th October 2008, 06:02
Wot 'e sed.:yes:

BUT if I DID have to find another woman then my present woman trashing my wheels wouldn't worry me a shit - as long as she buggered off quick-smart afterwards.

Absolutely, its only a fuckin car & it proves that she is mentally unbalanced & confirms that you are in fact making the right decision to leave her crazy arse.
To put it in perspective, what would we think of a guy that carried on like that? we'd think he was retarded & we'd be right.

Tank
9th October 2008, 14:31
LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.

MisterD
9th October 2008, 14:57
LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.

It's the emotional stress of going through life with your name spelt wrongly.

FJRider
9th October 2008, 15:06
Now thats funny..... we can come up with these evil ideas without any help at all. :innocent:

The difference between men and women explained...

slofox
9th October 2008, 15:50
LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.

I thought she said "Steven Stupid Arse".....with a surname like stupid arse, no wonder she was pissed with him.....

slofox
10th October 2008, 09:59
The latest in revenge........(these all come from my girlfriend.....wonder what she's on about.....?)