That's an ugly ass bike...

[Tank]

I love my V-Strom.

But I have to concede that its not the most beautiful bike in the world.
Some would say that its ugly. Really ugly.

Some bike just ooze sex, some look fast standing still (I like to think that the V-Strom looks all tough and adventure'ish). It looks better the dirtier and more loaded up it is (kind of like a camel - not that you can ever call a camel sexy - can you?)

So - Whats the ugliest production bike for sale in NZ?

[Tank]

IMHO - a better pic

[zeocen]

The Kawasaki Versys has a face only a mother could love.

But by god I love that bike! I love it so much that I can even look past it's looks, which is a miracle for me :yes:

[Swoop]

Some would say that its ugly. Really ugly.

Some bike just ooze sex,
It depends on what you are after.
Some prostitutes ooze sex as well...:crazy:

[007XX]

Beauty's really in the eye of looker, innit?

I've always had a soft spot for the V stroms...find them quite cool actually and they always attract my eye everytime I come across one.

However, I've always found the Hayabusa horrid...great machine to be sure, but lookswise: eeewww! No disrespect to any Busas owner of course...

[Hitcher]

Now this was well and truly worked over by the Ugly Stick...

http://www.suzukicycles.org/photos/suzuki-history/2002/2002_GS1200SS_450.jpg

[nodrog]

the Ducati Multistrada has got to be hands down he ugliest bike, it fucken looks like somthing off Doctor Who.

http://motoprofi.com/bikephoto/4434/ducati_multistrada_620_2005_2.jpg

[nudemetalz]

Agree on the Multistrada.

GS1200SS ?? Sheez Hitcher, they're cool looking !!

I'm paitiently waiting on someone to say something about ugly Guzzi's........

[MentalFacility]

Multistrada is the ugliest of the bunch here.

[enigma51]

A honda closely followed by a kwaka

[Matt]

Gotta be the Multistrada IMO - bought a Versys as it was slightly better looking than the Vstrom (& was less vibey!)

[Zoolander]

There seems to be alot of new bikes that look like they took a tumble outta the ugly tree and broke all the branches on the way down! Definately the Multistrada, new ZX10R, pretty much any Hyosung, GSXR1000K7 etc... But I remember when the GSXR1000K5 first came out, I thought WTF, its horrid, but now it looks pretty darn cool. So maybe sometimes we're just not quite ready for the way a bike looks because its so different. And then it grows on us. Hell, even the new Fireblade's starting to look pretty nice to me!

[slofox]

The gen 2 SV's aren't exactly the most beautiful machines either........seems to be a Suzuki thing.......

[Dooly]

the Ducati Multistrada has got to be hands down he ugliest bike, it fucken looks like somthing off Doctor Who.

http://motoprofi.com/bikephoto/4434/ducati_multistrada_620_2005_2.jpg

I love Ducatis, but............yeah, agree, but each to their own is all I can say.

[MSTRS]

Some prostitutes ooze sex as well...:crazy:

Mentioning prostitutes and oozing in the same sentence :puke: There should be laws against that sort of thing.

[Tank]

Mentioning prostitutes and oozing in the same sentence :puke: There should be laws against that sort of thing.

Its no worse than his normal dribble.








ohh thats disgusting!

[Forest]

Aprilia Tuono 1000 R factory.

The lines aren't hideous but the colour scheme makes my head hurt.

[more_fasterer]

B-king
Hayabusa
V-strom
GSXR-1000 K7/8
Burger vans




There seems to be a pattern emerging...

[yod]

Beauty's really in the eye of looker, innit?

I've always had a soft spot for the V stroms...find them quite cool actually and they always attract my eye everytime I come across one.

However, I've always found the Hayabusa horrid...great machine to be sure, but lookswise: eeewww! No disrespect to any Busas owner of course...

agreed, someone round here previously stated it looked like it fell out of a half melted jello mold

i concur



the Ducati Multistrada has got to be hands down he ugliest bike, it fucken looks like somthing off Doctor Who.

http://motoprofi.com/bikephoto/4434/ducati_multistrada_620_2005_2.jpg

yeah, it's a bit of a mess, looks like the top of one bike was glued to the bottom half of another



as far as the GS1200SS goes, the front fairing is a bit wrong; way too big and rounded but I guess that's part of the retro flavour, the rest of it I don't mind

[Swoop]

Mentioning prostitutes and oozing in the same sentence :puke: There should be laws against that sort of thing.

ohh thats disgusting!
Thank you, thank you. Autographs to the left, photographs to the right please! Don't crowd - I'm here all week folks! Try the veal!:done:

[007XX]

agreed, someone round here previously stated it looked like it fell out of a half melted jello mold

i concur


well, I am used to being treated as a heretic (due to scotish thread), but it's nice not to stoned for once...:D

And MSTRS and Swoop are funny :love:

talking about bad colour scheme, who the heck was the moron who came up with the Buell's purple and orange horror??? Shoot them I say!

[MSTRS]

And MSTRS and Swoop are funny :love:


Thank you. I think.
*wonders if you mean haha or peculiar*

[Hinny]

BMW K1300 R looks like the Stealth Bomber designers had a hand in its design.
Maybe it will be hard to detect by Radar.

[007XX]

Thank you. I think.
*wonders if you mean haha or peculiar*

I'd be hard pressed to pass judgement given my own sense of humour eh?
*I meant rofl haha m'dear*

[martybabe]

Awesome bike but it went a bit custard somewhere.

[Madness]

Bimota Mantra. Surely the ugliest piece of shit produced anywhere, ever.

[MentalFacility]

Awesome bike but it went a bit custard somewhere.

yeah i agree. Busas are fucking ugly as. Looks like some plastic chinice cheap transformet toy. But bigger.

[riffer]

Chalk up another vote for the Multistrada.

<img src=http://www.webbikeworld.com/ducati-motorcycles/multistrada-1100/ducati-multistrada-1100.jpg>

[paturoa]

The new honda automatic thingie would definelty be in the top 10.

edit - found it DN-01 http://powersports.honda.com/motorcycles/cruiser_standard/photos_enlarge.asp?sCategory=Motorcycles&sSubCategory=CruiserStandard&ModelName=DN01&ModelYear=2009&ModelId=NSA700A9&ModelStyle=NSA700A9&iPageNum=1&w=751&h=569

[98tls]

SV thou,except Imdyings.Duc Multistrada.

[paturoa]

SV thou,except Imdyings.Duc Multistrada.

....yeah I almost cryed when The_Dover said that SVs are the new ghey bike!

[trumpy]

Used to think the Multistrada had this hands down but now I'm not so sure...........:sick:....

[jrandom]

Multistrada.

I'd have one, though. Ride it before you diss it.

[yod]

well, definitely

just cuz they're ugly, doesn't mean they ride ugly

[Madness]

well, definitely

just cuz they're ugly, doesn't mean they ride ugly

Still talking about bikes here eh?

[yod]

lol, here's some ugly fuckers

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/bazango/ugly.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_u4QCOBTSFgY/Rtr-YstAOTI/AAAAAAAAAjk/sdG0tFSMDs8/PICT0054.JPG

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2561717025_812dee9a95.jpg

and incase you're wondering, that last one is covered in carpet:laugh:

[trumpy]

well, definitely

just cuz they're ugly, doesn't mean they ride ugly

Conversely;

just cuz they're purty, doesn't mean they ride purty

[Forest]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2561717025_812dee9a95.jpg

and incase you're wondering, that last one is covered in carpet:laugh:

There's a carpet covered Vespa that drives around Melbourne. I should try to get a photo.

[Pussy]

I love my V-Strom.

But I have to concede that its not the most beautiful bike in the world.
Some would say that its ugly. Really ugly.

Some bike just ooze sex, some look fast standing still (I like to think that the V-Strom looks all tough and adventure'ish). It looks better the dirtier and more loaded up it is (kind of like a camel - not that you can ever call a camel sexy - can you?)

So - Whats the ugliest production bike for sale in NZ?

Do you reckon you'd "give it one", Tank? :D

Ugly bike? Suzuki TL1000R. If you've ever read the Fred Gassit cartoon "Fred's Ugly Motorbike", I reckon you can see that it's referring to the R model

[MarkH]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2561717025_812dee9a95.jpg

and incase you're wondering, that last one is covered in carpet:laugh:

That's not covered in carpet, that's covered in ORANGE carpet! The owner should not be allowed to breed!

[MarkH]

Used to think the Multistrada had this hands down but now I'm not so sure...........:sick:....

What happened to that bike - was it in an accident? Can it be fixed, it looks like a write off to me!

[MarkH]

the Ducati Multistrada has got to be hands down he ugliest bike, it fucken looks like somthing off Doctor Who.

http://motoprofi.com/bikephoto/4434/ducati_multistrada_620_2005_2.jpg

:shit: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Do they actually get people to buy these? Talk about fugly!

[98tls]

Multistrada.

I'd have one, though. Ride it before you diss it. If you shag an ugly and shes a great fuck does that make her any better looking?I have no doubt there a great bike but ugly they are and ugly they will be no matter what.Just my opinion.

[MadDuck]

If you shag an ugly and shes a great fuck does that make her any better looking?

Depends how drunk you are doesnt it?

[jrandom]

If you shag an ugly and shes a great fuck does that make her any better looking?

No, but if she engages my attention when she talks, and hides a kindred spirit beneath her exterior, then yes, that does make her better looking.

(You and I obviously have slightly different approaches toward females.)

[98tls]

No, but if she engages my attention when she talks, and hides a kindred spirit beneath her exterior, then yes, that does make her better looking.

(You and I obviously have slightly different approaches toward females.) Now were talking,an 860 bevel drive,nice choice.

[Skyryder]

There are no 'ugly' bikes. Some are just better looking than others.


Skyryder