World financial crisis hits Japan

[Hitcher]

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the past seven days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.

[Brian d marge]

I am bent and braced, glad their 6 inches are different from ours ... Still I cant see the 7/11 bank going belly up soon ...

Stephen

[mrchips]

I see what you done thar, sushi is so overrated :laugh:

[chrisso]

So good ive stolen it....lol:shifty::laugh::laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

Looks like the recession has now hit Japan...

Origami bank has folded

Sumo Bank has gone belly up

Bonasi Bank has had to cut a few branches

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and expected to go for a song

Kamikaze Bank shares were suspended after they took a nose dive

Samurai Bank meanwhile is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks

Ninja Bank is reported to have been hit but they remain in the black

Karate Bank gave 500 staff the chop and rumours are that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may be getting a raw deal...