Kiwibiker Male Challenge

[NC]

The Mostachio, as modeled here by MrMelon is very much a "crowd pleaser". :D

I think that all the guys on kiwibiker should have a competition to see who can grow the best Mostachio :)

[MrMelon]

Ok ladies, just form an orderly line.

Oh I'll have another lion red too.

[Riff Raff]

Impressive Mr Melon, very impressive. :shit:

[Mongoose]

My Mostachio grew so well it now covers my whole face :doobey: :banana: :2thumbsup

[Joni]

Glen I see you in a totally different light now... :love2:

:lol: :lol: :2thumbsup

[SPORK]

Ok ladies, just form an orderly line.

Oh I'll have another lion red too.
Ok, you're close, but a bit off.

The sideburns go all the way down to meet the moustache, with a goatee in the middle. That's the HetfieldMo'. Never fails. I'll put up a drawing soon

[NC]

Ok, you're close, but a bit off.

The sideburns go all the way down to meet the moustache, with a goatee in the middle. That's the HetfieldMo'. Never fails. I'll put up a drawing soon
OI! I crafted that!!! :mad:


LOL

[Waylander]

Two words:
Joe Dirt
All he needs is a mullet and he's set. :first:

[merv]

Ok ladies, just form an orderly line.

Oh I'll have another lion red too.

Is that why we saw you at Featherston on your own, will no one ride with you now?

[avgas]

funny thing is, the girls love ya with the facial hair - but they dont like snogging ya in fear of making out with sandpaper and needles

[wkid_one]

I prefer the chin curtain myself

[XTC]

No fair I can't even grow a moustache.... :(

[NC]

Chopper Reid...lol :laugh:

[Blakamin]

Chopper Reid...lol :laugh:
lol.... off with ya ears Mr Melon!!!!! :eek:

[sedge]

Oh yeah, in case you've mever met MrMelon, that aint a beanbag in the picture, that's his giant deformed arse (Which also has a beard)...


Heh heh,

I can still come over for drinks ? right ?

Sedge.

[NC]

Oh yeah, in case you've mever met MrMelon, that aint a beanbag in the picture, that's his giant deformed arse (Which also has a beard)...


Heh heh,

I can still come over for drinks ? right ?

Sedge.
Hell yes after that comment! :first:

[Hitcher]

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

[Mongoose]

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

Good to see when the boss died you were there to take over Mr Hitcher :niceone:

[Jamezo]

Ok ladies, just form an orderly line.

Oh I'll have another lion red too.

nice cultivation you have going there, but, but,but, YUOR SIG!

please tell me it's not from BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA!

are you a somethingawful.com reader perchance? or are you scarier than I can possibly imagine as a genuine visitor of said BSP? both?

:thud: :banana:

[Blakamin]

I'm hangin to see one that connects to eyebrows!!!!

[MrMelon]

I used to read the SA forums about 5 years ago, but can't be bothered these days. Watch a show called Drawn Together.. :D

I'll have the eyebrow and nosehair connecting mo going in no time!

[Hitcher]

I'll have the eyebrow and nosehair connecting mo going in no time!
I can see that. That's why I posted the "standards". I thought I'd give you the opportunity not to look like an Elbonian hooker while you still had the chance...

[Mongoose]

I'm hangin to see one that connects to eyebrows!!!!


:Oops: Not posting my pic then :doobey: :banana:

[SPORK]

Go back to the light! SA is so great. And JeffK. And pretty much everything on there

www.somethingawful.com (For all you sad, uninformed people)

[Motu]

I was in Melbourne airport in about 1980 to pick up someone - my Aussie mate laughed and said look at all those Kiwis....How do you know they are Kiwis? I said,they could be from anywhere in the world,you don't know what plane they came off. - Well,all the guys have a mustache,all Kiwis have a Mo he said.

I had never noticed before,but it's a bit of a trademark.Clean shaven or with a beard,I've always had my mustache.

[fritter]

That's the HetfieldMo'. Never fails

I think he resembles White Goodman more than Hetfield

[mini_hooks_]

i think he looks like an american bikie gang leader :doobey: :rockon: :2thumbsup :shake: :kick: :headbang:

[SPORK]

I think he resembles White Goodman more than Hetfield
Exactly. The HetfieldMo' is the one I'm yet to draw a picture for. Well, I've actually drawn it, I just can't be bothered uploading it yet. Yes, I am the lazyiest person in Upper Hutt.

[Hitcher]

Yes, I am the lazyiest person in Upper Hutt.
Now that's a really big call!

I guess calling for entries would be a waste of time...

[SPORK]

Now that's a really big call!

I guess calling for entries would be a waste of time...
I would type out a witty reply... but...

*thud*

[TonyB]

funny thing is, the girls love ya with the facial hair - but they dont like snogging ya in fear of making out with sandpaper and needles
I have recently grown some 'facial fungus'. My wifes reaction has been exactly the opposite.

[Deano]

I have recently grown some 'facial fungus'. My wifes reaction has been exactly the opposite.

They don't generally like velcro face on the titties. Causes a rash.

[ajturbo]

:brick: :brick:
i had a good one.....met a girl who said shave it...then another one who liked it... then another one ..shave it :brick: :brick:

how the fuck are we suppose to know..?????? :brick: :brick: :argh:

but it leeks less when i dive....... :blink:

[Mongoose]

They don't generally like velcro face on the titties. Causes a rash.

Grow a decent beard and then that is not a problem, in fact the exact opposite could be saud, it can inhance things like when you ..... Oh heck, wrong mssg board :shutup:

[Sniper]

This is me and my two friends
I win this competition hands down :shit: :shit:

[Hitcher]

but it leeks less when i dive...
No muff too tough?

[Mongoose]

No muff too tough?

Interesting book that

One Muff to Tough

[Hitcher]

Interesting book that

One Muff to Tough
About the Ocean Beach meat works dispute? Are you sure you've got the right title?

[Mongoose]

About the Ocean Beach meat works dispute? Are you sure you've got the right title?

Yep, and yep(I think)
Taken off his T-shirt and adapted to suit the book

[Biff]

Phewww - I'm glad to hear that the photo of Mr Melon is of him with facial hair. For a moment I thought he was suffering from a case of BlackSnotTarDribble syndrome.

He's not a traffic cop is he?

[Sniper]

Haha nicely said BB.

[Pwalo]

I'm not growing anything that makes me look like a 70's porn star (or so I've been told).

[Sniper]

I get told off everytime I try and grow something, besides, I hate stuff on my face.

[fritter]

I think hunters and collectors (that the right name?) in cuba st will help Melon complete the look:

[MrMelon]

Ooh sexy, the village people will have nothing on me!

[fritter]

if you can get that pout sussed, you'll be the king :yeah:

[ching_ching]

Don't forget the leather pants with the arse cheeks cut out to complete the ensemblé. :2thumbsup
(PT) <-- do I need to include this??? :spudwhat:

[fritter]

I'm pretty sure he's already got the pants.

He'll never fit that leather mask now he's got the fu manchu though...

[Midnight 82]

:o :no: :tugger: :mega: Na Mummy like the smooth feeling. Would rather keep her happy HEHE :hug:

[inlinefour]

The Mostachio, as modeled here by MrMelon is very much a "crowd pleaser". :D

I think that all the guys on kiwibiker should have a competition to see who can grow the best Mostachio :)

But let me know if a goatee counts as I have been having a problem with my shaver on my chin lately :doh:

[Yokai]

Ok, you're close, but a bit off.

The sideburns go all the way down to meet the moustache, with a goatee in the middle. That's the HetfieldMo'. Never fails. I'll put up a drawing soon

Time for me to scan my passport! I had a hetfield for the passport ... Hmmmm - Mrs Y still thinks its a sexy pic (she's weird - she likes me!)

[NC]

But let me know if a goatee counts as I have been having a problem with my shaver on my chin lately :doh:
Ah it has to be the mosatchio :msn-wink:

[Holy Roller]

Not a good enough reason to shave off.
I've had a full set since I was 16 :love: and it has only been off a couple of times for a short time.
A bit of a trim and I could be back in the 70's complete with a medelion resting on a backdrop of manly chest hair. :whistle:

[Skunk]

Ah it has to be the mosatchio :msn-wink:I fold. :sleep:

[sedge]

I'm pretty sure he's already got the pants.

He'll never fit that leather mask now he's got the fu manchu though...

You better be careful fritter or MrMelon will kick your arse...
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.
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Or do something to your arse ;)

heh heh

Sedge

(blatant Southpark ripoff)

[SPORK]

Time for me to scan my passport! I had a hetfield for the passport ... Hmmmm - Mrs Y still thinks its a sexy pic (she's weird - she likes me!)
Show us the money! Show us the money!

[inlinefour]

I fold. :sleep:

As do I my friend.

[Yokai]

Show us the money! Show us the money!
Currently lost - one old passport - I had it not too long ago - Imight be in that box over there ....

[Skunk]

Currently lost - one old passport - I had it not too long ago - Imight be in that box over there ....That one? Go and look...

[Yokai]

That one? Go and look...
And sure enough - it was:

This is it!

[Jamezo]

And sure enough - it was:

This is it!

may I be the first to say, w00t! :rockon:

[Mongoose]

may I be the first to say, w00t! :rockon:


wOOt? You offering or asking?? :banana: :killingme

[Holy Roller]

A while back I shaved off at the end of a year long diploma course. The reaction was fantastic as many of the girls just screamed at the difference.
You want a mosatchio
I found an old pix and cropped out the thing of beauty that left only me behind.

[scumdog]

Obviously Mr Melon and I went to the same School For Cultivating Moustaches, in fact he would almost pass as my double :bleh:

Of course I've enhanced my 'Chopper' type mo. with a pair of extensive side-burns. :2thumbsup

Facial hair of this olk is all the rage but of course those who are incapable of cultivating a fine mo will argue otherwise - wannabes!!!! :bleh:

Of course that last statement is not directed at ladieswho in the interests of modesty are generally advised to refrain from public displays of their 'wires' :shutup: :pinch:

[scumdog]

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

What's the point of growing one if THAT is as large as you're allowed?? :shit:
Re. No.4, I find ear-wax very good and always conveniently available. :yeah:

[Hitcher]

What's the point of growing one if THAT is as large as you're allowed??
Use your imagination. I have seen many people with magnificent efforts that didn't break the "below the lip" rule.

[scumdog]

Use your imagination. I have seen many people with magnificent efforts that didn't break the "below the lip" rule.

Not for this boy, fu-manchu/chopper/viva-zappata style is all the go in my books. :headbang:

Each to their own but no 'Wing-Commander Prune' types or Spanish Bull-fighters etc for me. :not:

[MrMelon]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/moustacheboyfriend.jpg

[Blakamin]

And sure enough - it was:

This is it!
HAHAHAHAHA... cool.... :rockon:
what happened to ya? :Pokey:

lucky I can't scan mine (single page scanner)... had hair nearly the same length but it was bleached white... billy idol white!!! :thud:

[Waylander]

Need to quit shaving for a while see what i can come up with.

[Blakamin]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/moustacheboyfriend.jpg
shaved gorillas dont count, MrM

[MrMelon]

Holy crap you're not wrong. I didn't notice that dude's chest rug! He puts Austin Powers to shame!

[Waylander]

Must be Italian:Pokey:

[Deano]

And sure enough - it was:

This is it!

Fuck that looks like Michael Murphy from NZ Idol.

[Skyryder]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/moustacheboyfriend.jpg

Self flagellation instraments don't count. Or is it a fly swat. Either way the old one two would look interesting. Or are they leg hooks for a bit of muff diving?? :bleh: :bleh:

Skyryder