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carver
13th October 2008, 20:16
2 close calls in 1/2 a hour

first

a Arab pulled out on me, i was doing 50kph and was about 20m away!
i had a pillion and had to roll a stoppie to stop in time.
i said "fuck you and pulled the fingers, they got out of the car and seemed scared and worried, so i just told them to look better next time.
the girl on the back seemed a bit turned on by the whole thing!

second

i rock up a stoppie at the lights, a car moves in so close that his bumper brushes my boot, i look down and think...jeez!

i turned around, and the guy in the minivan just stares blankly at me when i point to his bumper up against my boot.

shoulda scratched his bumper with my pillion pegs.

but

more cars seem to try nail the gixer than most previous bikes....
why?

Big Dave
13th October 2008, 20:18
Rate of closure.

Crasherfromwayback
13th October 2008, 20:29
"fuck you and pulled the finger.


the girl on the back seemed a bit turned on by the whole thing!
why?

Pulling the finger is something I'm sure you're used to. The girl on the back?

Hope you inflated her to the correct psi mate. Only way you're gonna get a good ride.

carver
13th October 2008, 20:30
Pulling the finger is something I'm sure you're used to. The girl on the back?

Hope you inflated her to the correct psi mate. Only way you're gonna get a good ride.

its a natural response...
she dont need inflation, some silicone wouldn't go astray though!

Crasherfromwayback
13th October 2008, 20:34
some silicone wouldn't go astray though!

Probably the same as any woman that's been with you would say. Not that I think there's been any.

carver
13th October 2008, 20:37
Probably the same as any woman that's been with you would say. Not that I think there's been any.

why dont you stay up here one night and find out....

whats there to be scared of?

Filter_nz
13th October 2008, 20:53
I think you'll find the car drivers that hate qixxxrs are actually riders themselves just driving their car.

In the case of learners; I almost die when a crappy looking (or even nice looking) 250 filters through the traffic and sits in front of me at the lights. I never did it when I was on a 250 unless they were slow old cars. Unless you ride a 2-stroke who do you think you're kidding at the lights.

merv
13th October 2008, 20:59
carver maybe its not the bike, maybe your reputation is out and they are all trying to get you no matter what you ride now :Pokey:

NOMIS
13th October 2008, 20:59
I think you'll find the car drivers that hate qixxxrs are actually riders themselves just driving their car.

In the case of learners; I almost die when a crappy looking (or even nice looking) 250 filters through the traffic and sits in front of me at the lights. I never did it when I was on a 250 unless they were slow old cars. Unless you ride a 2-stroke who do you think you're kidding at the lights.

they guy on the vtr eith no balls to do it....


no seriously what do u mean my bike go hard enough to beat most cars to 100kmph

skidMark
13th October 2008, 21:00
It takes you 20 metres to stop from 50 kph and do a stoppie.

you are so utterly full of shit carver.

you wouldnt survive a ride to the supermarket in auckland if that was the case.

carver
13th October 2008, 21:02
It takes you 20 metres to stop from 50 kph and do a stoppie.

you are so utterly full of shit carver.

you wouldnt survive a ride to the supermarket in auckland if that was the case.

just a guess dude....it happens so fast.
i was kinda ready for it!
i was 2 up, but yeah, got the back up for sure.

and i didn't hit him!

are you still the fastest KB'r on a 250?

you should give me the learn!

mormon few!

carver
13th October 2008, 21:05
carver maybe its not the bike, maybe your reputation is out and they are all trying to get you no matter what you ride now :Pokey:

what about if i ride a harley nightster, they would never guess!

AllanB
13th October 2008, 21:09
Serves you right for buying a GSXR :2guns:

Everyone know you meet the nicest people on a Honda.
:sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny:: sunny:

R6_kid
13th October 2008, 21:31
Serves you right for buying a GSXR :2guns:

Everyone know you meet the nicest people on a Honda.
:sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny:: sunny:

Lol, you meet really nice people at gay bars too, and like honda riders, they really just want to take you home and put their cock in your arse.

MadDuck
13th October 2008, 21:33
you meet really nice people at gay bars too

And you know this because ????

Charlie41
13th October 2008, 21:39
Serves you right for buying a GSXR :2guns:

Everyone know you meet the nicest people on a Honda.
:sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny:: sunny:


yeah!!!:Punk:

skidMark
13th October 2008, 21:42
why dont you stay up here one night and find out....

whats there to be scared of?


I'm pretty worried bout sidewinder...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=60981&d=1178947488

The Pastor
13th October 2008, 22:12
Its not the bike bro, its the rider aye,

R6_kid
13th October 2008, 22:13
And you know this because ????

crashe told me

Virago
13th October 2008, 22:17
Why do car drivers hate GSXRs?

Homophobia...?

skidMark
13th October 2008, 23:42
Homophobia...?

"Gixxers are like tampons, every cunt has one"

carver
14th October 2008, 05:41
I'm pretty worried bout sidewinder...



im sure if you went and hung out with him for a bit you would understand!

SixPackBack
14th October 2008, 05:50
im sure if you went and hung out of him for a bit you would understand!

WTF??

Your paranoid. Car drivers hate all bikes equally.

Sparrowhawk
14th October 2008, 06:00
Carver, What delusion are you under? Do you think that cagers can tell a GSXR from an R1 from a CBR250 from a ZX6-R?? Yeah right. All they can tell is if it's a sports bike or a cruiser. If it's a cruiser they think it's a harley. If it's a sports bike they think it's fast.

Filter, why the f**k does the size of the engine matter when splitting traffic? I'd rather do it on a smaller bike anyway.

carver
14th October 2008, 06:09
It takes you 20 metres to stop from 50 kph and do a stoppie.

you are so utterly full of shit carver.

you wouldnt survive a ride to the supermarket in auckland if that was the case.

man your stupid, read my post again!

where does it say 20 m to stop?

tri boy
14th October 2008, 06:16
The car drivers were both knob jockey's, and wanted to get closer, as they could smell sidewinders stale man seed on your riding gear.:laugh:

Matt Bleck
14th October 2008, 09:55
pure jealousy is all it is

R6_kid
14th October 2008, 11:16
Homophobia...?

thats rich coming from someone riding a plush-seated cruiser.

Morcs
14th October 2008, 11:26
Lol, you meet really nice people at gay bars too, and like honda riders, they really just want to take you home and put their cock in your arse.

new sig....

nicely done. I choked on my custard pie reading that.

Morcs
14th October 2008, 11:28
I'm pretty worried bout sidewinder...


OMG, carver, is that Seth in that picture?

gtr boy
14th October 2008, 11:30
Lol, you meet really nice people at gay bars too, and like honda riders, they really just want to take you home and put their cock in your arse.
lol me to nearly chocked on me smoko:shutup:farkkkkkkkkk

skidMark
14th October 2008, 12:01
just a guess dude....it happens so fast.
i was kinda ready for it!
i was 2 up, but yeah, got the back up for sure.

and i didn't hit him!

are you still the fastest KB'r on a 250?

you should give me the learn!

mormon few!


Flatmate says i can use his zxr250 when i am relicensed, will see you in may....piss all over your gsxr in the twisties.

You're on poser.

retro asian
14th October 2008, 12:13
a Arab pulled out on me,

Was it that Obama character?

vifferman
14th October 2008, 12:21
Was it that Obama character?
Osama bin Obama?

carver
14th October 2008, 16:39
OMG, carver, is that Seth in that picture?

haha...yes!

how do ya know him (pm me if ya want)


Flatmate says i can use his zxr250 when i am relicensed, will see you in may....piss all over your gsxr in the twisties.

You're on poser.

yeah, i can pick up a wheelstand at 200kph, sit behind mr idolididol 2 up on my old ER6n when he is on a his KTM 950 going hard...
im just in it for the looks!
i look forward to riding with you, you dont race on the road no more do you?

il even film it!


Was it that Obama character?

yeah, driving his chevy, damn sand niggers!

driftn
14th October 2008, 19:57
Its not the bike. The guy in the mini van is more than likely on this site and knows how full of shit you are and thought he would do the decent thing and knock you off your perch. Clearly he missed, Oh well all ways next time.

carver
14th October 2008, 20:31
Its not the bike. The guy in the mini van is more than likely on this site and knows how full of shit you are and thought he would do the decent thing and knock you off your perch. Clearly he missed, Oh well all ways next time.

sweet, i like it.
yay for knocking fellow bikers off!

can i practice on you in a nissan diesel 8 wheeler?

Mountlocal1
14th October 2008, 21:13
Flatmate says i can use his zxr250 when i am relicensed, will see you in may....piss all over your gsxr in the twisties.

You're on poser.

No young skiddy he is not a poser..:yawn:

I have ridden with a couple of people that are fkn fast and he is capable of pushing them along... The Coro loop I think it was... And most of them were on much bigger bikes.

FUCK ME DAYS..... Did I just stick up for you Carver? :pinch:

Bren
14th October 2008, 22:34
...I rekon if Hondas are gay ya all must be closet honda riders...cos for fucks sake guys ya doin enough bitchslappin here to sound like you are all on a biker episode of QE4TSG...:rofl:

quallman1234
14th October 2008, 23:38
il even film it!


Title "Skidmark Crash tests a ZXR250 MFSC"

skidMark
14th October 2008, 23:52
Haha we shall see, he will only get me down the straights and long sweepers, i aint going over 139.

skidMark
14th October 2008, 23:53
No young skiddy he is not a poser..:yawn:

I have ridden with a couple of people that are fkn fast and he is capable of pushing them along... The Coro loop I think it was... And most of them were on much bigger bikes.

FUCK ME DAYS..... Did I just stick up for you Carver? :pinch:

haha im ever so slightly faster now matey.

skidMark
14th October 2008, 23:56
actually nah fuckit, i'm going to keep my license this time, you want a race carver i will see you at a trackday.

as much fun as it would be, i had to grow up sometime.

racing you on the road would defeat everything i have achieved for myself in the last 6 months.

trackday only mate, hampton downs should be open by then.

carver
15th October 2008, 03:42
No young skiddy he is not a poser..:yawn:

I have ridden with a couple of people that are fkn fast and he is capable of pushing them along... The Coro loop I think it was... And most of them were on much bigger bikes.

FUCK ME DAYS..... Did I just stick up for you Carver? :pinch:

yeah!

weren't you warned about us when you moved to hams?
something like were "dangerous riders"
its all good and true!


actually nah fuckit, i'm going to keep my license this time, you want a race carver i will see you at a trackday.

as much fun as it would be, i had to grow up sometime.

racing you on the road would defeat everything i have achieved for myself in the last 6 months.

trackday only mate, hampton downs should be open by then.

hang on, wern't you just suggesting a race on the road, whats this, back down part one?
whats next, a horsepower restriction?
you also forget i change my bikes every 6-3 months, and i also have a modded VTR 250 in my shed.
the gixer is a bus on the tight stuff, and after 2 weeks im starting to get the hang of it

Number One
15th October 2008, 06:15
my bike go hard enough to beat most cars to 100kmph
Indeed! When I rode a 250 (and even my little RG150) I would filter to the front and never had any trouble getting away on time from the cars...power to weight ratio takes care of things nicely if you ask me.

Maybe the person who made that comment wasn't any good getting off the line...a few too many stalls in their learner journey perhaps?

Carver...sorry to say it but not all Gixxer riders get grief from other road users.

In my experience those that do are the ones kinda asking for it.

DMNTD
15th October 2008, 06:19
Indeed! When I rode a 250 (and even my little RG150) I would filter to the front and never had any trouble getting away on time from the cars...

Hell yes...I OWN righteously on my CV50RR :shifty:

Grizzo
15th October 2008, 06:39
:lol: So do you look for any excuse to do stoppies? You must look fuckin hilarious dude. I bet your one of those guys who checks yourself out in shop windows as you ride past and rev the bike extra loud so people look at you.

skidMark
15th October 2008, 09:13
yeah!

weren't you warned about us when you moved to hams?
something like were "dangerous riders"
its all good and true!



hang on, wern't you just suggesting a race on the road, whats this, back down part one?
whats next, a horsepower restriction?
you also forget i change my bikes every 6-3 months, and i also have a modded VTR 250 in my shed.
the gixer is a bus on the tight stuff, and after 2 weeks im starting to get the hang of it

Nah mate.

I just grew up before i end up dead like you are going to.

I bit the hook and thought fuck it why not, but i see no purpose in fucking up my life any further just to prove to a wanker like you that i'm faster, you are not worth fucking my life up over.

Sparrowhawk
15th October 2008, 09:43
actually nah fuckit, i'm going to keep my license this time, you want a race carver i will see you at a trackday.

as much fun as it would be, i had to grow up sometime.

racing you on the road would defeat everything i have achieved for myself in the last 6 months.

trackday only mate, hampton downs should be open by then.

Good to see you've grown up a bit Skiddy!

Don't rise to carver trying to get you to race on the road anyway. If he wants to loose his license/life/whatever, that's his choice. You've made a good choice. So what if he calls you a pussy. Better to be a live pussy than a dead cunt.

carver
15th October 2008, 15:37
:lol: So do you look for any excuse to do stoppies? You must look fuckin hilarious dude. I bet your one of those guys who checks yourself out in shop windows as you ride past and rev the bike extra loud so people look at you.

thats my dad, you musta met him.

goes by the name, crazy steve


Nah mate.

I just grew up before i end up dead like you are going to.

I bit the hook and thought fuck it why not, but i see no purpose in fucking up my life any further just to prove to a wanker like you that i'm faster, you are not worth fucking my life up over.

of course im a wanker, and a arrogant one at that!

so your not going to wind up dead?
i will, as will everyone else!
my life is good, going fast is fun!


Good to see you've grown up a bit Skiddy!

Don't rise to carver trying to get you to race on the road anyway. If he wants to loose his license/life/whatever, that's his choice. You've made a good choice. So what if he calls you a pussy. Better to be a live pussy than a dead cunt.

good boy, no more being naughty for you...hang on, your currently disqual'd

and im not!

Sparrowhawk
16th October 2008, 09:17
good boy, no more being naughty for you...hang on, your currently disqual'd

and im not!

... YET :laugh: