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skidMark
15th October 2008, 09:04
Just got woken up by the few, knock on my bedroom door at 950 in the morning (i crawled into bed at 3am)

look up and there is a mormon few member of about 65 bible in hand, with another fella of same age, (except they cant see i'm there because of one way mirror type window)

"theres another door here to try" **knocks on flatmates window"

"theres a nice bicycle out here mate, could be a bit of you"

"i dont think so mate maybe 30 years ago"

and the mormon few laughed thier way down the driveway...

fucking bible bashers.

carver if your gunna bring the challenge come personally, dont send grandpa.

he had a bible and everything.

looked more like the morbid few

anybody else sick of door knockers? i am...

and now i'm going to go back to sleep.:zzzz:

Chur!

Morcs
15th October 2008, 11:44
Just got woken up by the few, knock on my bedroom door at 950 in the morning (i crawled into bed at 3am)

look up and there is a mormon few member of about 65 bible in hand, with another fella of same age, (except they cant see i'm there because of one way mirror type window)

"theres another door here to try" **knocks on flatmates window"

"theres a nice bicycle out here mate, could be a bit of you"

"i dont think so mate maybe 30 years ago"

and the mormon few laughed thier way down the driveway...

fucking bible bashers.

carver if your gunna bring the challenge come personally, dont send grandpa.

he had a bible and everything.

looked more like the morbid few

anybody else sick of door knockers? i am...

and now i'm going to go back to sleep.:zzzz:

Chur!

As the auckland representative of the Mormon few, I deny all knowledge of an authorised visit to said residence.

retro asian
15th October 2008, 16:17
If I was Mormon Few, I'd keep quiet about it.... the more people you invite to join, the smaller your chances of making the cut...

tri boy
15th October 2008, 17:46
Next time, open the door, standing naked, with a hard on, and ask them if they would like to join you in a "tag team" with the slapper you dragged back from under a bridge.
Belch loudly, scratch your arse, and suck down hard on a joint. Works for me.
Feckers don't come knocking anymore. (KBers on the other hand...................:laugh:

piston broke
15th October 2008, 19:24
are you sure it wasn't carver.
pic's online can be deceiving

carver
17th October 2008, 20:45
are you sure it wasn't carver.
pic's online can be deceiving

not i sir, i would have broken the window and throuwn a book of mormon on the unclean one