LG bike for sale,

[GIXser]

After this round of the VMCC this weekend, my beloved bike GSXR 1000 k5 will be for sale, to make room for another bike.:crybaby:
this is not an ordinary bike unlike the rider currently,:Oops:
fully race /track prepped and i only want $13,500 for it, (expressions of interest are sought)
i will list it on tard me, with all the details, but believe me it has a lot of fruit... yeah yeah ... i know as well as the rider!!:)

Ps, the sponsorship does not come with it,nor does the hot blonde..... or the girl!!!! and depending on use , the LG branding may have to come off the bike.

pm me if you want a quick bike...

[steveyb]

If you can promise free 'companionship' with the mascot, then MudBoy is sure to be interested.........

[vifferman]

Does the blonde come in a racier version? :shifty:

[Tony.OK]

Ohh shit...............should I be worried???????
Has being whipped by a smaller more agile rider on an almost stock bike forced you into upgrading already big fella?


And by the way........I drink Export mate!!!!!

[GIXser]

Ohh shit...............should I be worried???????

And by the way........I drink Export mate!!!!!



Looks like it you Tubby f##k..........:laugh:
ya better bring a lot to drown your sorrows and youre handing the rest over to me...as per bet

[scrivy]

How many K's has she done? How often has she been down?
Ever spat the dummy at you? Is she high maintenance? Is she a good ride?
Does having good rubber make you go harder in the wet??
Oh, does she cook, wash, and clean too?

[GIXser]

How many K's has she done? How often has she been down?
Ever spat the dummy at you? Is she high maintenance? Is she a good ride?
Does having good rubber make you go harder in the wet??
Oh, does she cook, wash, and clean too?


yes, yes, no, yes, maybe, possibly , yes, no , and yes

[steveyb]

How many K's has she done? How often has she been down?
Ever spat the dummy at you? Is she high maintenance? Is she a good ride?
Does having good rubber make you go harder in the wet??
Oh, does she cook, wash, and clean too?

You're naughty!!

[driftn]

Good luck Eddy. Does it have any road gear?

[GIXser]

no road gear sorry, ps i would not sell it as a road bike,, cos its to mean

[Sketchy_Racer]

You cruel bastard. you have no idea how much i want this thing!

[Weaver]

You cruel bastard. you have no idea how much i want this thing!

You could sell a kidney

[wharfy]

You cruel bastard. you have no idea how much i want this thing!

Yeah it's REALLY..... nice.
I would look like a bit of a prat wobbling around in clubmans B on it though. I would have NO excuse for slow lap times :)

[scuzeme]

Yeah it's REALLY..... nice.
I would look like a bit of a prat wobbling around in clubmans B on it though. I would have NO excuse for slow lap times :)

Nah Wharfy you should get it then you could be a 1st place prat aye :laugh: ill be looking for you Saturday.

[driftn]

So what are you going to get? Some thing not so brutal.

[driftn]

If you want some thing a bit more tame i know where you can get a mean as gsxr 750. That would be right up your alley wouldnt it.

[aff-man]

Don't forget to mention for those of a slightly smaller build the suspension is set to "godzilla's less attractive mother in law".:done:

She sure is a weapon though... took some convincing for me to get on it and even more time to clean the leathers:doh:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Don't forget to mention for those of a slightly smaller build the suspension is set to "godzilla's less attractive mother in law".:done:


I'll agree with that suspension comment. Coulda sworn the only deflection i felt in the rear was tyre flex. Mind im only a 65kg unit!

[aff-man]

I'll agree with that suspension comment. Coulda sworn the only deflection i felt in the rear was tyre flex. Mind im only a 65kg unit!

so am I hahahaha.... proved interesting trying to get all those lovely horsies down onto the black stuff..

[Frenchy]

Is this the same bike that lost to that HONDA in the weekend? Would you be keen to swap a bag of chips for it?

[JayRacer37]

After this round of the VMCC this weekend, my beloved bike GSXR 1000 k5 will be for sale, to make room for another bike.:crybaby:
this is not an ordinary bike unlike the rider currently,:Oops:
fully race /track prepped and i only want $13,500 for it, (expressions of interest are sought)
i will list it on tard me, with all the details, but believe me it has a lot of fruit... yeah yeah ... i know as well as the rider!!:)

Ps, the sponsorship does not come with it,nor does the hot blonde..... or the girl!!!! and depending on use , the LG branding may have to come off the bike.

pm me if you want a quick bike...

Cowpoo's will now be able to upgrade you to a much more competitive bike more than capable of 1.10's now, for a very moderate price... ;)

[GIXser]

Is this the same bike that lost to that HONDA in the weekend? Would you be keen to swap a bag of chips for it?

yes that would be the one, Hat of to porky.. for beating me.. he certainly whipped one out of the bag, going from high 12's to low 11's in one meeting, he certainly deserved that win.. Tony O is a very capable and skilled rider..

[GIXser]

Cowpoo's will now be able to upgrade you to a much more competitive bike more than capable of 1.10's now, for a very moderate price... ;)

dont like the paint job on that bike.. so ill pass,

ps well done on your result there boyo:)

[GIXser]

bike is as follows,

Ohlins rear. ttx cartridges front, just spend $1200 on servicing for optimum performance with Robert Taylor
Full yoshi exhaust and system
Yoshi ECU and wiring loom
Power commander
Yoshi Valves
Balanced Crank
Yoshi Cams.
Yoshi Fairings
Yoshi Fuel mapping two settings)
Quick Release fuel cap
titanium bolts throughout bike
DID chain
Yoshimura Rearsets
Clip ons and bars
braided lines
new paint job (minus LG Logo's)
comes with a good set off dunlops slicks, (used) worth $1100
just done a filter and oil
Just been serviced by Ray Clees

+ a few more things, the bike runs exceptionally well
they spend $55 k on the bike when they build it and didnt spare a penny

$13500 ( not negotiable) :)

[scuzeme]

bike is as follows,

Ohlins rear. ttx cartridges front, just spend $1200 on servicing for optimum performance with Robert Taylor
Full yoshi exhaust and system
Yoshi ECU and wiring loom
Power commander
Yoshi Valves
Balanced Crank
Yoshi Cams.
Yoshi Fairings
Yoshi Fuel mapping two settings)
Quick Release fuel cap
titanium bolts throughout bike
DID chain
Yoshimura Rearsets
Clip ons and bars
braided lines
new paint job (minus LG Logo's)
comes with a good set off dunlops slicks, (used) worth $1100
just done a filter and oil
Just been serviced by Ray Clees

+ a few more things, the bike runs exceptionally well
they spend $55 k on the bike when they build it and didnt spare a penny

$13500 ( not negotiable) :)

That is a seriously fucking good deal for someone that wants a shitty old Gixer (just kidding) do you just want the newer model?
I spent the same on my yamakazi 600 and i thought that was good deal!
Good luck with the sale mate.

[scuzeme]

(Quoted spam removed)

Are you acting like a fuckwit,
pretending to be a fuckwit
posing as a fuckwit
....or....
Are you actually a fuckwit....you fucking fuckwit.

[R6_kid]

(Quoted spam removed)

i'd like to punching you in the face

[driftn]

i'd like to punching you in the face


Stop stealing my lines

[jrandom]

Are you actually a fuckwit....you fucking fuckwit.

He's a spambot, dude. But I do like arse sex kid's response.

:D

[scuzeme]

Stop stealing my lines

I like mine better its much more subtle:buggerd:

[GIXser]

Is this the same bike that lost to that HONDA in the weekend? Would you be keen to swap a bag of chips for it?

you are off my friends list young man!!! :)

[GIXser]

(Quoted spam removed)

Are you acting like a fuckwit,
pretending to be a fuckwit
posing as a fuckwit
....or....
Are you actually a fuckwit....you fucking fuckwit.

did i miss something here????

ps hows the bike and ya bones scuze me all good i hope,!! keen for a few trackdays in the next month??

[slowpoke]

I can't believe the price of this thing....this gives the lie to people who reckon our sport is "too expensive", it's an an amazing deal for what would be a Nationally competitive bike.

Having rebuilt my R1 and to nowhere near this standard I can assure anybody that the engine alone is worth more than the asking price for the whole bloody bike.

Good luck with the sale bro, not that you should need it it's a bargain and looks mint in the flesh.

[scuzeme]

did i miss something here????

ps hows the bike and ya bones scuze me all good i hope,!! keen for a few trackdays in the next month??

Hi Mate me arms broke so in a cast till December 1st then it will be all out rehab for the 29th.
Bike needs some work.
Yes you did miss something it has know been removed believe me when i say the post deserved that response.:shifty: