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SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 06:11
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

Grahameeboy
16th October 2008, 06:32
To be honest he keeps a pretty low profile anyway unlike Stoner...he is Italian and they are more private...maybe he has not found the right girl...when have you seen me with a girl by my side...I am not Gay...

Maybe he does not like the distraction at races...that would make sense.

Robbie Williams is not Gay, certainly in his time he has not kept himself private and how many times do you see a girl hanging on his arm?

In this day and age being single is cool..keep up with the times Sixbelly..

Muts mean Biaggi, Toseland and many of the rest are Gay then...they still ride well though.

ArcherWC
16th October 2008, 06:35
Where is the Sixpack is in love option for the poll

Muppet
16th October 2008, 06:41
Pure speculation.

dwnundabkr
16th October 2008, 06:44
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

who gives a shit! if i good ride like that i could do what ever the hell i liked, not my choice but each to their own GO ROSSI (legend)

nodrog
16th October 2008, 06:45
hes not gay, his boyfriend is though.

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 06:53
To be honest he keeps a pretty low profile anyway unlike Stoner...he is Italian and they are more private...maybe he has not found the right girl...when have you seen me with a girl by my side...I am not Gay...

Maybe he does not like the distraction at races...that would make sense.

Robbie Williams is not Gay, certainly in his time he has not kept himself private and how many times do you see a girl hanging on his arm?

In this day and age being single is cool..keep up with the times Sixbelly..

Muts mean Biaggi, Toseland and many of the rest are Gay then...they still ride well though.

I sense denial, oh and your not gay??


Where is the Sixpack is in love option for the poll

True that (http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5241/menasuvari2rf9.jpg)


who gives a shit! if i good ride like that i could do what ever the hell i liked, not my choice but each to their own GO ROSSI (legend)

True, I doubt anybody does care.

Colapop
16th October 2008, 06:58
Rossi is probably a lesbian. I know I am...

Sully60
16th October 2008, 07:02
I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open................

Couldn't have scripted it better myself.....
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/rossi_beard.jpg)

NighthawkNZ
16th October 2008, 07:02
Rossi is probably a lesbian. I know I am...

I'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body... :doh:

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 07:07
Couldn't have scripted it better myself.....
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/rossi_beard.jpg)


Yup that's one of 'em................and does he look enthralled at the prospect of being up to his nuts in guts??......No!

Swoop
16th October 2008, 07:08
An interesting observation SPB.

Yamaha riders will be nervous... the Honda "ghey" mantle has been passed on to them.

imdying
16th October 2008, 07:10
Yeah... so he's gay... and?

Fatjim
16th October 2008, 07:17
You are all wrong. He is so dedicated to excellence he's had his gigantic balls taken off and stored in a jar to save huge amounts of weight.

Pedrossa, who's Spanish, did the same thing, but saved very little.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 07:35
He's 4'3", 15kg and looks weird. Babe magnet.

Grub
16th October 2008, 07:38
and the problem is ...?

CookMySock
16th October 2008, 07:42
....and does he look enthralled at the prospect of being up to his nuts in guts??......No!But who here likes that anyway? See! No one !

Steve

Crisis management
16th October 2008, 07:44
He's 4'3", 15kg and looks weird. Babe magnet.

Jealousy Dave???


PS. I like the new Kiwirider mag but not that god awful thingy you were riding, what was it a commode on wheels???


Back to my mate Valentino...I don't care what he does privately, as long as he keeps spoiling Stoners party :Punk: I'm happy, also, he doesn't get my "Homo" sensor twitching so I suspect he's as straight as everyone else here.

Rossi's ma hero!

slimjim
16th October 2008, 07:51
"Sluts"...the lot of ya's......Valentino on set towards another championship...

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 07:59
Jealousy Dave???


PS. I like the new Kiwirider mag but not that god awful thingy you were riding, what was it a commode on wheels???


Back to my mate Valentino...I don't care what he does privately, as long as he keeps spoiling Stoners party :Punk: I'm happy, also, he doesn't get my "Homo" sensor twitching so I suspect he's as straight as everyone else here.

Rossi's ma hero!

The poll says otherwise crisis:mellow:

pritch
16th October 2008, 08:00
He's 4'3", 15kg and looks weird. Babe magnet.

Umm I'm confused. Who are we discussing now?

I've seen references in Brit bike mags to post race sexual celebrations by Rossi. The references though did not indicate the gender of his partners...

007XX
16th October 2008, 08:03
Sorry, I'd be in the "don't give a toss" option if it was offered in the poll...

The guy is a riding genius and frankly, little else matters to me :love:

The 007 household gets really heated up during race time as my beloved backs Master Stoner, but eh, differences of opinions are good.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 08:06
Jealousy Dave???


Definitely - I bet he'd love to be a foot taller.

RC1
16th October 2008, 08:09
spose it takes a fag to know one aye SPB,

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 08:09
PS. I like the new Kiwirider mag but not that god awful thingy you were riding, what was it a commode on wheels???




Chairs. I liked it. It's Arlen Ness. That's what he does. Polarises opinion.

Crisis management
16th October 2008, 08:10
The poll says otherwise crisis:mellow:

It's not an election SPB, this time of the year all polls are on my ignore list


pity it doesn't work for politicians eh?

pritch
16th October 2008, 08:15
Definitely - I bet he'd love to be a foot taller.

That'd make him over seven feet tall. He's a biker not a basketballer ffs :whistle:

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 08:22
spose it takes a fag to know one aye SPB,

*Yawn*............I expected anger.............:stupid:

The Pastor
16th October 2008, 08:23
anyone who is faster than me is a fag nut licker.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 08:24
That'd make him over seven feet tall. He's a biker not a basketballer ffs :whistle:

You're getting some parallax error through those bright yellow glasses.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 08:25
anyone who is faster than me is a fag nut licker.

The whole world is virtually Pecan pie then.

imdying
16th October 2008, 08:29
I think given a choice, I'd rather be a faggot than a coon, at least you could hide the fact you're a queer (at least that's what being implied here...)

scracha
16th October 2008, 08:33
Heard a story by a local chef who was cooking for him and some burd he was knobbing during the WRC a year or so ago.

nudemetalz
16th October 2008, 08:35
He looks pretty happy to me...

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&current=rosso1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/rosso1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


(taken from fasterandfaster.net)

imdying
16th October 2008, 08:41
Yeah, that's cause the one on the right has an Adam's apple.

pritch
16th October 2008, 08:46
You're getting some parallax error through those bright yellow glasses.

I'm sorry, you're right of course, I exaggerated. If he was a foot taller he'd only be six foot eleven and three quarters. (The children can figure that out for themselves...)

Morcs
16th October 2008, 08:48
In Italy, you are only gay if you are the guy in front.

Rossi is obviously the guy behind - therefore, not technically gay in his country.

But seriously, I think hes a fucking faggot. awesome rider, but hate everything else about him... lol

vifferman
16th October 2008, 08:50
So, the slogan on his helmets (Italian for "I love pussy"), is just a ruse to throw the gay-haters off his trail? As are the photos of him with various Italian babes?
That thing with Uccio is a bit ghey, but then again, he's been his best friend since he was a little kid. I wonder how much he pays Uccio to be Chief Hat Holder? I bet it's tens of thousands...

vifferman
16th October 2008, 08:51
Yeah, that's cause the one on the right has an Adam's apple.
Cue Tank: "I'd tap it!"

As would most of us...

CHOPPA
16th October 2008, 09:21
I met him a couple of years ago and he couldnt take his eyes off my girlfriend...... Maybe i wasnt his type

.chris
16th October 2008, 09:23
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

Says the guy using the font designed for 12 year old girls.
:girlfight:

vifferman
16th October 2008, 09:24
Says the guy using the font designed for 12 year old girls.
:girlfight:
... and who doesn't know the difference between "woman" and "women". :rolleyes:

OutForADuck
16th October 2008, 09:47
didn't think GODS had a sexual preference :buggerd:

What happened to the who gives a fuck option!!!! cause really who does!! The man can ride like there is no tomorrow and seems to never get rattled whilst doing it , unlike our Aussie mate who drops his bottle at the slightest pressure :girlfight:

martybabe
16th October 2008, 10:07
You may have something, definitely a bit of a mincing crash here. Still awesome though.

imdying
16th October 2008, 10:09
Pffft, that's not gay, that's a crane kick... even Chuck Norris fears Rossi's crane kick!

nudemetalz
16th October 2008, 10:11
You may have something, he does crash a bit gay. Still awesome though.

hmmm,.... :chase:

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&current=1202827598_d_002_rossi_crash-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/1202827598_d_002_rossi_crash-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 10:14
Pffft, that's not gay, that's a crane kick... even Chuck Norris fears Rossi's crane kick!


Chuck Norris fears nothing.

raftn
16th October 2008, 10:26
Does it really matter..........couldnt give a fuck if he was gay or not, awesome rider, if he wasn't in Moto Gp it would be a pretty boring place! Stoner and pedroser have as much personality as a kiwifruit............oops did i say kiwifruit?

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 10:43
Does it really matter..........couldnt give a fuck if he was gay or not,


Not exactly the words I'd use, but someone's sexual preference doesn't concern me either. I'm confident in mine. Don't enter my personal space and live and let live.
However this is just banter.

vifferman
16th October 2008, 10:50
Anyway, who gives a crap what you think about Rossi? If nothing else, he's so fantabulously wealthy (even after paying a huge fortune to the Italian tax department) that it wouldn't matter if he was a one legged, one-eyed, bald, ugly homosexual hippopotamus. He'd still be richer and have more trophies, more world records and more friends than any of us could aspire to. :Pokey:

avgas
16th October 2008, 10:56
its all irrelevant when you find out Haga is a pimp

skidMark
16th October 2008, 10:58
Brings new meaning to "i wanna be able to ride like rossi!"

dunnit...

skidMark
16th October 2008, 11:00
He's 4'3", 15kg and looks weird. Babe magnet.

Bwahahahahhahahahahahah rep given.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 11:33
Best Ever:
Rossi
Ago
Mick

raftn
16th October 2008, 11:43
Best Ever:
Rossi
Ago
Mick

Yep......have to agree with you on that!

nudemetalz
16th October 2008, 11:45
Best Ever:
Rossi
Ago
Mick
...and...Mike Hailwood !!

raftn
16th October 2008, 11:48
Question for you all........if Rossi is gay, would that change peoples perception of him, would he come under attack because of it, would sponsors leave , would the media critise him more.......i wonder, and if you were a long time fan of him, would you suddenly abandon him for a more streight person?

babysteps
16th October 2008, 11:54
I'd hit it

Oscar
16th October 2008, 11:56
Best Ever:
Rossi
Ago
Mick

I'd swap Hailwood for Ago.
Ago had the only factory bike some of the time (ask Ginger!).

Special mention for Surtees - only man to do it on two and four wheels.

xwhatsit
16th October 2008, 12:27
I'd hit it
Course you would. You ride a Vespa.

BTW -- surely `Mick' is meant to be `Mike' <_<

Motardman
16th October 2008, 12:29
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

Only gays have gaydar

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 12:59
Course you would. You ride a Vespa.

BTW -- surely `Mick' is meant to be `Mike' <_<

The numbers say otherwise in 500s and not overall. (from memory)

This is probably as close as definitive/quantitative as you can get.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_motorcycle_Grand_Prix_winners

The rest is subjective. Go Hugh Anderson!

imdying
16th October 2008, 13:02
Sir Doohan is definitely a 'hard man' (oooer, can I say that in the context of this thread)... he's well earnt his placement on any list.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 13:10
Someone with time should take the top names off that list and make a who is the best ever poll ?

I'm writin'.

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 13:24
Only gays have gaydar


Whatever the fuck that is?

Motardman
16th October 2008, 13:55
Whatever the fuck that is?


There you go see.....you've got it......you knew he was gay but you don't know quite how you knew.....

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 14:09
To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him. The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.
You fuckers can shoot the messenger, but you cannot change the facts........ROSSI IS GAY

raftn
16th October 2008, 14:16
Rossi is gay...........next minute you will be telling me Helen Clark is a women.........

Badjelly
16th October 2008, 14:23
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race].

The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.

Oh well, that settles it then. The MotoGP commentators are never wrong. ;) True, they often fail to notice the lead has changed in the race until half a lap after it happens, but on something like this their opinion (as conveyed by slight variations in tone and timing) is solid gold.

PS: at the last race (Phillip Island) Rossi came second, but he'd already wrapped up the title at the previous race (Motegi) where he won. So your description of events is incorrect. Not that I'd ever imply that this reduces your credibility. Why that would be a cheap rhetorical trick. :dodge:


You fuckers can shoot the messenger...

Sure thing. Just name the time and place.

MIXONE
16th October 2008, 14:47
I'd happily turn gay if it meant I could ride a bike like him.

Storm
16th October 2008, 14:47
Sure thing. Just name the time and place.

You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you? :bleh:

Badjelly
16th October 2008, 14:53
You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you? :bleh:

That's tough, but probably fair. Actually, my opinion is that he probably is gay, but I don't know for sure (but I am sure that you don't know either) and I don't care.

vifferman
16th October 2008, 14:55
To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him.
That's a very Yurpeen thing. Doesn't mean he's gay.
But (however!) if he was - so what? He's still a fucking good rider, and great entertainment. :laugh:

If he suddenly announced to the world he enjoyed fucking goats, I'm sure he'd lose very few fans, and he'd still be fantabulously wealthy.
And he'd still be six-time MotoGP World Champion. :niceone:

imdying
16th October 2008, 14:57
You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you? :bleh:

You own a bike called the 'Goose', you're hardly in a position to be pointing fingers mate :nono:

Maha
16th October 2008, 15:05
To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him. The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.
You fuckers can shoot the messenger, but you cannot change the facts........ROSSI IS GAY

So you wouldn't turn for Rossi??
Think of the life you would have...acting all camp in shit!
Anything you want/everything you want/any bike/s you want/travel all over the world/dont have to work ever again/there must be chicks around somewhere?....you have Rossi!.and all you have to do is put out a few times a years....most good riders dont have sex before a race (so ya safe there) dont be so harsh on the little fag, females from 17-70 love him.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 15:06
Italian males kiss each other a lot more freely than us blokes do too. Kultcha an that.

MarkH
16th October 2008, 15:34
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

I'm really struggling to think of a good reason why Rossi's sexuality matters to you, unless you are wanting to tap that of course.

As a straight male I have trouble caring about the sexuality of any gay male, just more 'tang for the rest of us!

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 15:34
Do you like my teady bear avatar and gayish 250?.

Dude. Seriously WTF?

R6_kid
16th October 2008, 15:41
Andrew, Do you like Queen?

Scouse
16th October 2008, 15:44
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAYNah no shirtlifter has got the balls to ride as fast as Rossi take YamahaR64Life for example do you think she could ever ride as fas as Rossi?

boomer
16th October 2008, 15:44
Yeah man he's(they) as bent as a 2 bob note..! No straight bloke(s) would be as creative/imaginative as he(they) is... ! My comparison is Eddie

lollies @ graehemeeboy being straight :rofl:

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 15:49
Andrew, Do you like Queen?

Dude. No means no:mellow:

Badjelly
16th October 2008, 15:50
Dude. Seriously WTF?

If the only way you can make a point is by misquoting me and replying to that, then you're getting desperate, mate.

But, my avatar is Rolf, who is a dog, not a teddy bear. (I'll just pause here and let you absorb the magnitude of the mistake you've made. Shot down in flames. The Red Baron claims another victim.)

And I've never thought of my boring little commuter-learner bike as gay. It's not flamboyant enough. A Honda VT250: now there's a gay bike. Actually, I'd quite like to have one. :Oops:

R6_kid
16th October 2008, 15:54
Dude. No means no:mellow:

Then why did you push back :shit:

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 15:57
Then why did you push back :shit:

While its true I am one sexy mofo, your sexual fantasies are best kept to yourself [and Noel]:shifty:

boomer
16th October 2008, 16:00
blah blah blah..here comes the good bit.... (I'll just pause here and let you absorb the magnitude of the mistake you've made. Shot down in flames. The Red Baron claims another victim.)

Are you for real bro...?! If i had to do a psych profile, i think i'd have you down as a kiddie fiddler..!

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 16:01
If the only way you can make a point is by misquoting me and replying to that, then you're getting desperate, mate.

But, my avatar is Rolf, who is a dog, not a teddy bear. (I'll just pause here and let you absorb the magnitude of the mistake you've made. Shot down in flames. The Red Baron claims another victim.)

And I've never thought of my boring little commuter-learner bike as gay. It's not flamboyant enough. A Honda VT250: now there's a gay bike. Actually, I'd quite like to have one. :Oops:

Pickin' you are 16 years old......does mum still tuck you in with 'Rolf' everynight:2guns:

zeocen
16th October 2008, 16:01
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

After reading this thread and observing SixPackBack's behaviour around a predominantly "male" forum - I have come to the conclusion that SixPackBack is a shirt lifter.

Think about it, if any normal young man had the internet fame and articulate talent that SixPack possesses, there would be either a stunning tart next to his computer, a la DMNTD, or an endless procession of hapless females to back up his arguments on his posts.

I can only find one photo of SixPack with a woman, but I think it's just his mother, and it looks scripted. But yet he has a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas avatar with a man smokin' pole.

Face it, SIXPACKRACK IS GAY.


-end blatant pisstake. wow, that was extremely easy to make up Women's Day gossip. <--- bold for the screen lickers who can't seem to find humour in anything.


[ps. sorry Unit, but DMNTD was the only person who I could think of who's other half rode a decent bike at the time :sunny:]

Badjelly
16th October 2008, 16:11
Pickin' you are 16 years old......does mum still tuck you in with 'Rolf' everynight:2guns:

You're out by ... fuck that's too difficult ... well thirty-something.

By the way, I see you use the Comic Sans font. You must be a glutton for punishment.

http://bancomicsans.com/home.html

Maha
16th October 2008, 16:21
I can only find one photo of SixPack with a woman, but I think it's just his mother, and it looks scripted.

Face it, SIXPACKRACK IS GAY.




I have a photo of 6packa.....and hes with two chicks.......ah hang on, one of them is QkKiddy....:shifty:

skidMark
16th October 2008, 16:23
Pickin' you are 16 years old......does mum still tuck you in with 'Rolf' everynight:2guns:


You are slipping sixpackback, i remember when you used to be an arrogant egotistical funny cunt....

Now you are just an arrogant egotistical cunt.

Get a life man.

Maha
16th October 2008, 16:24
You are slipping sixpackback, i remember when you used to be an arrogant egotistical funny cunt....

Now you are just an arrogant egotistical cunt.

Get a life man.


He wont see this Mark so I will quote you so he does...:laugh:

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 16:25
http://bancomicsans.com/home.html

That's gold.

Helvetica is a default font has always been a mantra of mine too.

skidMark
16th October 2008, 16:34
He wont see this Mark so I will quote you so he does...:laugh:

You my good sir are a true friend :love:

raftn
16th October 2008, 16:42
That's gold.

Helvetica is a default font has always been a mantra of mine too.

Good stuff DAve, very good.

Sensei
16th October 2008, 16:49
8 time World champion GAY missing something here ? Who fucken cares!! Fucked if I do :jerry:

imdying
16th October 2008, 16:51
Face it, SIXPACKRACK IS GAY.Oh ffs... another one... you're riding a bloody ER6... if that doesn't make you a dude that likes big black cock, then WTF DOES????

Seriously, would all the queer cunts stop bashing SPB?

zeocen
16th October 2008, 17:01
Oh ffs... another one... you're riding a bloody ER6... if that doesn't make you a dude that likes big black cock, then WTF DOES????

Seriously, would all the queer cunts stop bashing SPB?

Did you bother to read the whole post? *put's head in hands* I hate explaining jokes.

I basically switched Rossi's name with his name to make it seem how ridiculous the claims are, like reading from a Woman's magazine's gossip section.

I wasn't actually calling him gay.

Way to insult my bike though mate, what a champion. Care to insult the ZZR1200, or my previous ZZR 600, ZZR1100 and CBR1100XX while you're at it? Go on! Take a stab!

News flash: Not everyone likes the same bikes, if we did we would be very boring.

imdying
16th October 2008, 17:04
Care to insult the ZZR1200, or my previous ZZR 600, ZZR1100 and CBR1100XX while you're at it? Go on! Take a stab!Whilst the others are definitely fags bikes, I just can't bring myself to diss the ZZR1100. 178mph and fastest bike since ages ago... that ain't gay :eek:

zeocen
16th October 2008, 17:06
I'm glad we found some middle ground then :D

Headbanger
16th October 2008, 17:06
SPB is definitely a poo-pusher.

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 17:11
<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/misc3/sansrules.jpg">

SixPackBack
16th October 2008, 17:21
SPB is definitely a poo-pusher.

Coming from a flacid harley riding we would have to assume your miss placed anger is nowt but a reflection of the endless blue pills needed before you shag your fat missus:done:

Forest
16th October 2008, 17:55
That's gold.

Helvetica is a default font has always been a mantra of mine too.

Helvetica is a Linotype font, so you can't use it without a license.


Edit - I guess I must be a type fag.

Headbanger
16th October 2008, 17:55
Anger?

What fuckin anger?

Anyway, Rather shag a fat chick then another guys bum.:done:

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 18:09
Helvetica is a Linotype font, so you can't use it without a license.


Edit - I guess I must be a type fag.

You never lived with OS6

skidMark
16th October 2008, 19:25
Oh ffs... another one... you're riding a bloody ER6... if that doesn't make you a dude that likes big black cock, then WTF DOES????


a man who rides a lucky strike race replica rgv?

FJRider
16th October 2008, 19:30
An interesting observation SPB.

Yamaha riders will be nervous... the Honda "ghey" mantle has been passed on to them.

not going to happen...

Dodgyiti
16th October 2008, 20:05
I did think he was always well presented, possibly more than the average man, but then he isn't the average man, he is an legend.

Plus all sorts of behaviour from him can simply be excused or overlooked because he is rich and Italian after all

pete376403
16th October 2008, 20:28
You never lived with OS6

IBM Office System 6? I'm trained on that system (hardware maintenance)
Or are you referring to something else altogether?

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 22:11
IBM Office System 6? I'm trained on that system (hardware maintenance)
Or are you referring to something else altogether?

If I told you I's have to

http://www.nierox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ctrl-alt-supr.jpg

you

Big Dave
16th October 2008, 23:03
There is a who is the greatest all time? poll on http://www.kiwirider.co.nz

fire eyes
17th October 2008, 00:16
Rikki Martin is not gay either.

Number One
17th October 2008, 07:10
Rikki Martin is not gay either.
:rofl: :lol:

nah, he's just really really happy!

SixPackBack
17th October 2008, 07:34
So where is the gay mormon few to comment???...............if such a thing as 'gaydar' exists those boys would have it:laugh:

skidMark
17th October 2008, 10:32
So where is the gay mormon few to comment???...............if such a thing as 'gaydar' exists those boys would have it:laugh:


Dude youve made a hash of this, stop running around going look at moiiiii

you are getting roasted dude and you dont realise it.:laugh:

SixPackBack
17th October 2008, 11:05
Skidmark you are on ignore, and have been for at least the last year. Do not know what you said, nor do I care :bye:

Badjelly
17th October 2008, 11:11
Skidmark you are on ignore, and have been for at least the last year. Do not know what you said, nor do I care.

He said (lightly edited):


...Stop running around going look at moiiiii. You are getting roasted dude and you don't realise it...

Glad to help.:laugh:

raftn
17th October 2008, 13:11
wHAT WAS THIS THREAD ABOUT AGAIN?

carver
17th October 2008, 20:51
all quick riders are gay, just look at the MFSC!

scumdog
17th October 2008, 21:02
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

Who cares, he is a better rider than you.:laugh:

And that's pretty telling when I look at your comments........<_<

hondamo
17th October 2008, 23:35
and his my boyfriend

hondamo
17th October 2008, 23:37
Who cares, he is a better rider than you.:laugh:

And that's pretty telling when I look at your comments........<_<

are you a hondamo owner or a home owner:jerry:

raftn
18th October 2008, 10:43
hondamo..............is an allergram for homdona!..............

Oscar
18th October 2008, 10:54
Kiwibiker - the forum where a bunch of geeky spotty virgins get to speculate on matters they are unlikely to experience first hand....















....well, actually they probably do experience it "in hand", perhaps I should have said "in person"...

cs363
18th October 2008, 10:58
Kiwibiker - the forum where a bunch of geeky spotty virgins get to speculate on matters they are unlikely to experience first hand....

....well, actually they probably do experience it "in hand", perhaps I should have said "in person"...



Soooo......the rumour I heard about you and Rossi (and instantly dismissed of course...) is based on fact?!

Or have I got the wrong end of the stick (or was that you....innuendo is a terrible thing. Actually even the word innuendo has connotations....)

Oscar
18th October 2008, 11:02
Soooo......the rumour I heard about you and Rossi (and instantly dismissed of course...) is based on fact?!

Or have I got the wrong end of the stick (or was that you....innuendo is a terrible thing. Actually even the word innuendo has connotations....)

Of course I wasn't including you that geeky virgin stuff.





















I realize your IT skills preclude you from any accusation of geekyness....




































...and that there are rodents of many varieties that can attest to your sexual prowess...

scumdog
18th October 2008, 11:02
[
You fuckers can shoot the messenger, but you cannot change the facts........ROSSI IS GAY

Meh, the water is wet...the grass is green..the beer is brown - and I care as much about those facts as I do about the above 'fact'.....<_<

cs363
18th October 2008, 11:10
Of course I wasn't including you that geeky virgin stuff.

I should hope not. Please give my regards to your wife, it's been a while.



I realize your IT skills preclude you from any accusation of geekyness....

I'll see yours and raise you....



...and that there are rodents of many varieties that can attest to your sexual prowess...


That's a pretty loose description. A gerbil is primarily a mammal.

Oscar
18th October 2008, 11:15
That's a pretty loose description. A gerbil is primarily a mammal.

I hear they're pretty loose when you've finished with 'em...



























...I know that was a really cheap joke, but I'm saving up for some IT skills...

cs363
18th October 2008, 11:19
I hear they're pretty loose when you've finished with 'em...


...I know that was a really cheap joke, but I'm saving up for some IT skills...

Typical! You're not using them properly

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Big Dave
25th October 2008, 08:15
smh.com


Valentino Rossi responds to Brad Pitt's comment in America that he worships the newly crowned Moto GP world champion: "If Brad Pitt wants to be me for a couple of days then I wouldn't mind being him. He can ride my Yamaha and I'll … spend some time with Angelina!" I know, I was thinking the same thing, but thank goodness "The Doctor" stopped himself in time.


Oh dear, Valentino Rossi actually didn't stop himself after all. He went on: "Give me three nights with Angelina and I'll look after the kids."

idb
25th October 2008, 08:59
Well, as we have none of these Homo Whatsits in the South Island my knowledge is pretty thin, but from what I read there's no way one could ride a bike so fast, or even ride a bike at all.

Don't they all live in Auckland and drink mochalatte wines or something?
I dunno, I should do some research and become a more rounded person I spose.

cs363
25th October 2008, 09:05
I dunno, I should do some research and become a more rounded person I spose.


yeah, but then you'd have to move North...... lol (p/t)

SixPackBack
25th October 2008, 10:12
smh.com


Valentino Rossi responds to Brad Pitt's comment in America that he worships the newly crowned Moto GP world champion: "If Brad Pitt wants to be me for a couple of days then I wouldn't mind being him. He can ride my Yamaha and I'll … spend some time with Angelina!" I know, I was thinking the same thing, but thank goodness "The Doctor" stopped himself in time.


Oh dear, Valentino Rossi actually didn't stop himself after all. He went on: "Give me three nights with Angelina and I'll look after the kids."


Actions speak louder than words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubVqcewCY0

cs363
25th October 2008, 14:28
Actions speak louder than words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubVqcewCY0


Hmmm....do I detect dry humping? :laugh:

Cheshire Cat
7th August 2009, 13:51
All you boys are jealous!! :bleh:

Rodney007
7th August 2009, 16:53
i know im not his age,

but im 21 and never had a girlfriend that make me gay?

u realise how hard it must be to create a relationship when hes been in motogp every year since he was like 12 or something?

yet alone a girl that isnt his ultimate fan, wants him for money etc,

skidMark
7th August 2009, 16:55
i know im not his age,

but im 21 and never had a girlfriend that make me gay?





...


...


...

Yes.

Crasherfromwayback
7th August 2009, 16:55
i know im not his age,

but im 21 and never had a girlfriend that make me gay?

,

Possibly!!!

sil3nt
7th August 2009, 17:05
but im 21 and never had a girlfriend that make me gay?Riding a Honda isn't exactly helping your case here....

marioc
7th August 2009, 17:24
You are not a man till you have had a man

Indiana_Jones
7th August 2009, 18:05
He's 4'3", 15kg and looks weird. Babe magnet.

So that's the trick! :sunny:

-Indy

YellowDog
7th August 2009, 18:16
who gives a shit! if i good ride like that i could do what ever the hell i liked, not my choice but each to their own GO ROSSI (legend)
I don't know or care if he is gay (his dick didn't taste of shit)

Do remember that he is Italian. Italians have a great flair for fashion and personal grooming (like gay NZers do), which could be therefore be interpreted in that way.

He has an amazing tallent and is a real credit to his sport.

The Stranger
7th August 2009, 18:24
i know im not his age,

but im 21 and never had a girlfriend that make me gay?



You fooken slimey toad.
You're trying to get CC to turn you.

JayRacer37
7th August 2009, 18:24
My Partner Rache (SisterEcho on here) has an interesting theory...She reckons Rossi is Asexual. He isn't bothered by any sex or whatnot, he is totally focused on riding and racing, women (or men) don't come into it.

crazzed
7th August 2009, 18:26
My Partner Rache (SisterEcho on here) has an interesting theory...She reckons Rossi is Asexual. He isn't bothered by any sex or whatnot, he is totally focused on riding and racing, women (or men) don't come into it.

to much shortland street lol

325rocket
7th August 2009, 18:43
cracks me up how this is such a big deal to some people.
im with the who gives a shit crowd

Paul in NZ
7th August 2009, 21:07
cracks me up how this is such a big deal to some people.
im with the who gives a shit crowd

Me too - we have enjoyed the best racer the world may ever seen and all folks wonder is - is he gay? Given the risks he takes as opposed to risks we take behind our screens? Hes more man than almost anyone here... I'd buy the bastard a beer or whatever no matter who he porks...

Clivoris
7th August 2009, 21:21
I'm afraid that the most important question has yet to be asked...If he was gay, how many of us "heteros" would let him plough the back paddock? Shit, I'd hate to have to choose between him and Johnny Depp.:love:

Molly
7th August 2009, 21:25
Dunno if Rossi is gay or not and couldn't give two f'ks. It's 2009 mate. It's a non-issue. He is a fuckin' amazing sportsman though.

Hawkeye
7th August 2009, 21:29
FFS Here we go again. Trawling up 1 year old threads.:zzzz:

Paul in NZ
7th August 2009, 21:31
I'm afraid that the most important question has yet to be asked...If he was gay, how many of us "heteros" would let him plough the back paddock? Shit, I'd hate to have to choose between him and Johnny Depp.:love:

Shit being the operative word....

Clivoris
7th August 2009, 21:36
Shit being the operative word....

Pffft! The blood dilutes it so you hardly notice it.

cs363
7th August 2009, 21:43
FFS Here we go again. Trawling up 1 year old threads.:zzzz:

Which was started as a wind-up in the first place, I'm guessing.
Looks like it's still working.... :yes:

Clivoris
7th August 2009, 21:44
Which was started as a wind-up in the first place, I'm guessing.
Looks like it's still working.... :yes:

WTF?? I feel like such a fool now.

mossy1200
7th August 2009, 21:47
Chuck Norris fears nothing.

Chuck Norris was originally cast for Predator but they decided to make a feature length movie instead.

Undecided.Might be but might not.Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.

SixPackBack
7th August 2009, 21:57
Which was started as a wind-up in the first place, I'm guessing.
Looks like it's still working.... :yes:

Bullshit.
I started it cos Rossi is a shirt lifter:mellow:............Any normal red blooded male woulda been hangin outa some hapless sluts pussy and not kissin' up to his mates.
He's a poof alright.

mstriumph
7th August 2009, 22:11
.........

The 007 household gets really heated up during race time as my beloved backs Master Stoner, but eh, differences of opinions are good.

THAT's not a 'difference of opinion' - THAT is heresy - the beloved should be horsewhipped and made to admit to the error of his ways...

what sort of a household are you RUNNING there, Gal, that you allow treason like that to be spoken in it??!

mstriumph
7th August 2009, 22:15
You are not a man till you have had a man

oh dear :mellow: ....... i do hope not [or i'm in a LOT of trouble ...] :mellow:

peasea
8th August 2009, 00:03
The original question cracked me up, you only have to look at what Rossi rides and you have your answer.:innocent:

peasea
8th August 2009, 00:04
You are not a man till you have had a man

Ya fuckin' what?

Rodney007
8th August 2009, 14:24
...


...


...

Yes.

mmmmmmm.......?

Sketchy_Racer
8th August 2009, 15:22
Nah Rossi is isn't gay, there's just no challenge in getting girls when you are someone like him. He doesn't want anything just given to him, he wants to fight for it and prove he is the best. If it's to easy, he just isn't interested.

McWild
8th August 2009, 18:32
I don't understand some of you people.

This man has open access to some of the finest pit and grid girls in the world.

Men, if you could travel to a different country every couple of weeks, meeting all the intrepid and wonderful goooooorgeuos women of the world....

...would you WANT a (no offence intended here ladies) ball and chain???



I know I frickin wouldn't :done:

007XX
10th August 2009, 12:18
THAT's not a 'difference of opinion' - THAT is heresy - the beloved should be horsewhipped and made to admit to the error of his ways...

what sort of a household are you RUNNING there, Gal, that you allow treason like that to be spoken in it??!

Eh, sometimes he's on top, and sometimes I am...:love:But I do like the suggestion of the horsewhip.

Fact is, hubby thinks Rossi rocks but is just an "unfair" competition, too much of in a league of his own really. So, he's only supporting Stoner as a bit of an underdog. I can cope with that:shifty:

cambridgedan
10th August 2009, 15:34
The original question cracked me up, you only have to look at what Rossi rides and you have your answer.:innocent:

well hes not on a honda so cant be gay

1wheel riot
10th August 2009, 20:37
he seems like a very femanin man

325rocket
10th August 2009, 20:52
well hes not on a honda so cant be gay

hey!!! i resent that. not all honda riders are gay!!!




as for rossi ... id root him

idb
10th August 2009, 23:14
Wish I had a Honda

Clivoris
11th August 2009, 08:44
Wish I had a Honda

Don't be too sad. If you look a bit like Rossi I can make room for you on mine.:bleh:

XRVrider
11th August 2009, 12:31
Maybe he is, probably he isnt, check this site

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/paps-snap-valentino-rossi-kissing-topless-girl/5058.html

onearmedbandit
11th August 2009, 13:17
Maybe he is, probably he isnt, check this site

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/paps-snap-valentino-rossi-kissing-topless-girl/5058.html

Yeah he's gay lol

Rodney007
11th August 2009, 13:28
whats wrong with gay?? :sweatdrop

spookytooth
11th August 2009, 14:15
whats wrong with gay?? :sweatdrop

nothing a bullet wont fix

cs363
14th September 2009, 18:44
Sorry about the thread dredge, but received this in an email today and thought it was rather apt for this thread..... :whistle:

The Stranger
14th September 2009, 18:52
Sorry about the thread dredge,

Not at all, hard evidence such as this is necessary.

Hard Nut
14th September 2009, 19:02
If he's not gay (Not that there's anything wrong with that) has some Very strange and weird behavioural strains and it cant be all based on superstition.

Nuts

Foxzee
14th September 2009, 22:24
Go Rossi....................he'll rock

SixPackBack
25th October 2009, 15:32
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd300/SixPackBack/ucio.jpg?t=1256441505

"Pucker up Uccio"

NZsarge
25th October 2009, 15:58
If Rossi was gay, how would you feel about a gay guy that could jump on a Nifty 50 and still kick you're ass! Meh... whatever.<_<

elevenhundred
25th October 2009, 16:30
Sorry to dash everyones hopes, unless of course you are a post op trannie then you might still have a chance

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/rossi_beard.jpg

Little Smurf
25th October 2009, 17:14
The guy is a legend on and off the track, he just keeps his private life private ( well :lol: as much as posible ) nothing wrong with that.
Go you good thing. ...... Rossi rulz:banana:

MIXONE
25th October 2009, 17:49
Sorry to dash everyones hopes, unless of course you are a post op trannie then you might still have a chance

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/rossi_beard.jpg

You just shattered the moron fews dreams.

Fatt Max
25th October 2009, 18:21
I'd give him one just to have a spin on his bike.....but that's just me. Mrs Max is also keen so we could wedge him in a Fatt Max Sarnie if he's up for a combo.

Ive had a beer by the way....

Little Smurf
25th October 2009, 18:36
I can confidently say he isn't.....after talking with Rossi's main mechanice at Sepang he assured us that he wasn't :lol: yes well you can well imagine what he said.....I was only jealous :lol:

mattian
25th October 2009, 19:30
After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

You've read all his books, and you observe his behaviour...... and you're wondering if he's gay?? sounds like you're the one with the man crush :whistle:

SixPackBack
25th October 2009, 21:54
If Rossi was gay, how would you feel about a gay guy that could jump on a Nifty 50 and still kick you're ass! Meh... whatever.<_<

Rossi's gayness evokes anger in some.....You can still admire him!


Sorry to dash everyones hopes, unless of course you are a post op trannie then you might still have a chance

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/rossi_beard.jpg

Spend some time searching. With the exception of a couple of well choreographed photos you will find an abundance of Uccio looking lovingly into Rossi's eyes and an almost complete absence of Rossi looking into the eyes of some hapless tart he is about to nail.


You've read all his books, and you observe his behaviour...... and you're wondering if he's gay?? sounds like you're the one with the man crush :whistle:

Denial and diversion are standard replies of the deniers. He's a pillow biter-accept it!

Rodney007
25th October 2009, 21:56
gay, bi, alien... watever he is... respect!!+++!!!+++

NZsarge
26th October 2009, 07:21
Rossi's gayness evokes anger in some.....You can still admire him!



Spend some time searching. With the exception of a couple of well choreographed photos you will find an abundance of Uccio looking lovingly into Rossi's eyes and an almost complete absence of Rossi looking into the eyes of some hapless tart he is about to nail.



Denial and diversion are standard replies of the deniers. He's a pillow biter-accept it!
:laugh: Dude, visit you're nearest head doctor for shock therapy immediately... It may be you're only hope..