Nasty
16th October 2008, 15:18
A husband and wife are shopping at their local Wal-Mart and the husband
picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they
carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and its half the
price.'
His funeral is Friday.
picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they
carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and its half the
price.'
His funeral is Friday.