CRAFT syndrome

[slofox]

Dude (oldish) goes to the doctor, says, "Geez doc, I keep forgetting things all the time. What do you suppose is the matter?" Doc looks at him for a looooong time, sighs, then says, "You bloody old fool, you came in here yesterday and told me the same thing!! And I TOLD you, you have CRAFT syndrome...!!!!"
Dude looks at him and says "Craft syndrome? What's that?"
"Can't Remember A Fucking Thing......"

(Which is my excuse.......)