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zeocen
19th October 2008, 23:21
So I set up my bike, top box and two panniers, all full and head back home from my partner's house (other side of auckland), before this she was helping me pack up my things and closed a pannier, I locked it while telling her, this is how you do it. Tada!

I'm riding onto the North Western Motorway onramp from opposite Westgate and picking up to motorway speeds when I feel (and hear) a *THUD*, I think, shit... is this a tyre blowout? Surely not, 6000km on these tyres! ..I look into my mirror and to my absolute suprise I see an open pannier and clothes flying everywhere on the motorway:mellow:.

Not just any clothes, as I've been at my partner's place for a while I have built up quite a collection of well-worn clothes, and the pannier that happen to fly open was .. the one with the dirty underware in it!!:no: Then I hear a *SNAP* and the pannier has completely given way and is flailing around and all my dirty underwear pours out like water onto the motorway.. there is construction on the side barrier so I had to find the next safest place to stop, way, way down the hill.

So here I am, in full gear, dodging cars to salvage my dirty undies from the motorway for all of a kilometre, they're littered all over the place! I had no time to stop and smell the flowers, being on a motorway and all, so I'm doing this ATTGAT and to make things worse, all of West Auckland's bike riders seem to be on their way south, there must have been a few WTFs from them, seeing an ATTGAT biker playing frogger on the motorway collecting up dirty grundies.

Only me, this could only happen to me.

I got home still soaking in sweat from sprinting up the hill and getting all my clothes back in the searing sun, but I managed it! No man left behind! I got them all! Opened up a beer and could do nothing but laugh at what happened, no idea if it is warrantable, the cables in the Givi luggage snapped and I *know* I locked them because I did it to show my partner how to do it if she ever felt the need.

Anyway, woops, long post! You may guffaw in my general direction, luckily there were no tidy whiteys with dirty boy stains in the mix of laundry in flight.

Have a good week y'all. :sunny:

KiwiRat
20th October 2008, 00:50
If I could bling you my good man, I most certainly would.

Two thumbs up.:Punk:

PrincessBandit
20th October 2008, 06:40
Bwahahahahaha, my coffee nearly got sprayed all over the monitor. I am just going to HAVE to go to the desktop to bling you (since my laptop won't operate the blingy thingy).

Donor
20th October 2008, 06:43
Oh Zeo...

...Zeo, Zeo, Zeo...

KB has for some time, been a dumping ground for ones dirty laundry, but man you have taken it to a new high!

Using a whole motorway to advertise your mighty tighty whities?

Class... pure class that man...

I must now randomly bling several people so's I can give you more... truly a worthy post sir!

marioc
20th October 2008, 07:08
Ahahaha classic boxers or briefs? :laugh:

Nasty
20th October 2008, 07:23
No good without pictures .. so its a good thing I got a good imagination ... you poor barstard!!

MSTRS
20th October 2008, 07:37
*grfl* *snigger* *choke* *guffaw* *bwahaha* Thud!!
Must remember to breathe....

jrandom
20th October 2008, 07:44
:lol:

Super duper awesome.

sunhuntin
20th October 2008, 08:19
lmfao! bugger!! your a brave man going back for it, lmfao! :rockon:

Rollestonchick
20th October 2008, 08:31
omg :shit:. just imagine the laughter at the CCTv office watching you collecting your grundies. :done:

zeocen
20th October 2008, 08:53
Well I'm glad I'm able to make other people laugh at my expense!


Ahahaha classic boxers or briefs? :laugh:

Boxer briefs! Gotta love the hybrids man.


omg :shit:. just imagine the laughter at the CCTv office watching you collecting your grundies. :done:

I didn't even think of CCTV.. :shit:

GSX-RJIM
20th October 2008, 10:11
ha ha ha ha ha , I'd stop to help a KB any where any time but I don't think I would have helped you pick up ya grundies bro !!!!

Daffyd
20th October 2008, 10:20
You deserve bling for making my day.:soon:

gijoe1313
20th October 2008, 11:27
:slap: :rofl: Well on ya for 'fessing up and doing the good deed and playing dodgem with the traffic :sweatdrop

At least there wasn't an officer of the law around to fine you as you did so! :pinch: Imagine the charge sheet ... "littering the motorway with personal laundry items (soiled)"

Always fun and games with those panniers of yours ... wasn't the last time you lost a set of keys in them when you left them in? :scratch:

Cheers for the laugh, I need it at the moment, trying to coerce recaltritant students into completing their internal assessments so they can prove they are literate! :angry2:

I'm surprised you actually have clothes to wear since you are mostly sans pants anyway :sick:

skidMark
20th October 2008, 11:34
Thanks for the laugh man, i fucking needed that. :killingme

skidMark
20th October 2008, 11:38
I didn't even think of CCTV.. :shit:


**waits for it to be posted on youtube**

boman
20th October 2008, 11:47
Bling sent. Thats the funniest thing I have read in a while, and the mental imagary of you playing on the motorway, collecting your laundry, will keep me laughing all day. Thank you.



:clap: :niceone: :clap:

zeocen
20th October 2008, 12:13
ha ha ha ha ha , I'd stop to help a KB any where any time but I don't think I would have helped you pick up ya grundies bro !!!!

I was very understanding as to why no fellow bikers stopped to help me, as A) it was on the motorway and B) they could see undies everywhere!


:slap: :rofl: Well on ya for 'fessing up and doing the good deed and playing dodgem with the traffic :sweatdrop

At least there wasn't an officer of the law around to fine you as you did so! :pinch: Imagine the charge sheet ... "littering the motorway with personal laundry items (soiled)"

Always fun and games with those panniers of yours ... wasn't the last time you lost a set of keys in them when you left them in? :scratch:

Cheers for the laugh, I need it at the moment, trying to coerce recaltritant students into completing their internal assessments so they can prove they are literate! :angry2:

I'm surprised you actually have clothes to wear since you are mostly sans pants anyway :sick:

This was just one of many "Godamnit, zeo" stories I decied to make public :laugh: PS. still don't have pants on at this very minute!

PrincessBandit
20th October 2008, 16:01
PS. still don't have pants on at this very minute!

Aaarrrgghhhh! Please just tell me you're not still on the motorway sans pants!!

Bonez
20th October 2008, 16:53
Get your girl freind to lock them next ;). Thanks for the laugh.

britex
28th October 2008, 13:49
At least your unmentionables did not hit windscreens causing motorway accidents!:eek: lmao

Did you keep you helmet on the whole time while collecting your belongings? To hide your identity! haha:niceone: