Nasty
20th October 2008, 09:11
A very self-important college freshman attending a
recent football game took it upon himself to explain
to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many
of those 20 nearby to hear. 'The young people of today
are much more advanced than people your age. We grew
up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell
phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
computers, automated manufacturing, amazing
technologies, ..and,' pausing to take another drink
of beer.
The senior took advantage of the break in the
student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We
didn't have those things when we were young.....so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit,
what are YOU doing for the next generation?'
The applause was resounding...
I love senior citizens
recent football game took it upon himself to explain
to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many
of those 20 nearby to hear. 'The young people of today
are much more advanced than people your age. We grew
up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell
phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
computers, automated manufacturing, amazing
technologies, ..and,' pausing to take another drink
of beer.
The senior took advantage of the break in the
student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We
didn't have those things when we were young.....so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit,
what are YOU doing for the next generation?'
The applause was resounding...
I love senior citizens