skidMark's first time on a trail bike report.

[skidMark]

I'm not going to bleat on for ages, but it sums up as.

Holy Shiet.

What a rush.

Saw i think 3 kbers there, one lead me through the new "blue" trail (was at the sandpit, aka woodhill)

oh yeah this is fun, getitng the arse out on the bike, letting the front buck around and tank slap all it wants, look where ya wanna go and hang on like all hell :P

went up some bigggg sandy hills, awww yer not too bad...downside okay tricky....

got to the next one, okay better at the downside, hang on tree root, hang on 2-3 foot dropoff, oh shiet!

well its too late now mark over ya go!

just dropped off and kept going, no major biggy, hell of a rush being airbourne though, more than the old bmx at the skatepark.

Need me a dirtbike now!

Thanks to Badger8 aka my mate dylan for letting me have a play on the mighty kdx200 and for the kb guys showing me around and stopping to wait for me when i got a bit behind, only dropped it once on a tight right hander, bit too slow had the arse sideways and the front let go, only went down at walking pace luckily...

bucks around alot but im getting the hnag on it slowly but surely....

I will leave it there i have babbled for ages and i said i wouldn't lol.

skidMark.

[vifferman]

Good stuff!
I reckon everyone should start out on dirtbikes. It's an excellent way to learn some skills while having heaps of fun. Although you can get hurt, it's generally less painful crashing than on the road.

My first bike was a road bike, but I went dirt riding on it all the time - got good at donuts and jumps and wheelies. I even tried riding it up Mt Tarawera one day (tyres weren't quite right for that...)
Bought a dirt bike when I wrote off the first bike.

[HTFU]

Good stuff!
I reckon everyone should start out on dirtbikes. It's an excellent way to learn some skills while having heaps of fun. Although you can get hurt, it's generally less painful crashing than on the road.

My first bike was a road bike, but I went dirt riding on it all the time - got good at donuts and jumps and wheelies. I even tried riding it up Mt Tarawera one day (tyres weren't quite right for that...)
Bought a dirt bike when I wrote off the first bike.

Agree 1 hundy with you on that.

Shame Mark you didn't get into dirt bikes before the road bike thing. Would have caused far less Moto GP wannabe ridicule and you would have learnt a shit load about bike control. Next step - crusty demons no doubt :devil2:

[skidMark]

Agree 1 hundy with you on that.

Shame Mark you didn't get into dirt bikes before the road bike thing. Would have caused far less Moto GP wannabe ridicule and you would have learnt a shit load about bike control. Next step - crusty demons no doubt :devil2:


i'm not that nuts, pretty close though :devil2:

[inlinefour]

Good stuff!
I reckon everyone should start out on dirtbikes. It's an excellent way to learn some skills while having heaps of fun. Although you can get hurt, it's generally less painful crashing than on the road.

Exactly right and although some might not believe it, offroad riding can actually help with the onroad riding skills. I think I enjoyed blasting my 04 DRZ400E the most out of all the bikes that I owned and God knows there was many. I even managed to get over the custard colour, cant look at it when abusing the shyte out of it and too busy watching where ya going. Good wee write up Mark, I think if you got an enduro bike it could be the best thing you could do.:pinch:

[quallman1234]

Hehe, welcome.

I learnt on road bikes and dirt bikes at the same time. :doh:

[skidMark]

Hehe, welcome.

I learnt on road bikes and dirt bikes at the same time. :doh:


Ha, yeah now i just gotta get my own one! :devil2::clap:

[cheese]

yeah its great aye!

[kevfromcoro]

Fucks me skid..thought you an experiaced rider...........................
you havent riden till you ride off road.............
fun fun fun.....
get yourself a dirt bike .....and go for it.......
never know..you may end up like me....adventure rider.....
old and grey........but still riding......
v-strom...next on the list..............................
wahoo...............fun............


KEV

[Badger8]

Yer man, she was an awesome day alright! i am so stoked with my new baby :woohoo:
I found all sorts of muscles i never knew i had, and now they hurt! :D
Took a little getting used to at first, but once i got used to her bucking around, the front going where it darn well pleases but eventually going where you ask it to, and the fact that is was just the front suspension rising when i gassed it (and not the bike trying to throw me and launch on one wheel) we were away! :wari:
Damn shame we had to head back so early, but the evils of work called. But hey, at least we got a morning of riding in first!

Hopefully meet some of you crazy dirt folks out on the trails sometimes soon :yes: keep your eyes out for a big fella on a blue KDX200 and a blue holden ute, hanging on for dear life down the medium level trails :bleh:

[skidMark]

Hopefully meet some of you crazy dirt folks out on the trails sometimes soon :yes: keep your eyes out for a big fella on a blue KDX200 and a blue holden ute, hanging on for dear life down the medium level trails :bleh:

n i'm the skinny fella who hijacks it when the big fella gets tired

[cave weta]

Ha, yeah now i just gotta get my own one! :devil2::clap:

Come down for a day here!- Bring two mates and YOUR ride is free!

Ill teach you some tricks and tips and take you through the Gold Mines,
Have a look at the Gold Discovery tour photos on the website- Stu

[Badger8]

Come down for a day here!- Bring two mates and YOUR ride is free!

Ill teach you some tricks and tips and take you through the Gold Mines,
Have a look at the Gold Discovery tour photos on the website- Stu

Am looking at rounding up some mates to come down for a day Stu, have heard great things about your tours :yes: And any excuse for a road-trip and a ride :sunny:

[kevfromcoro]

Come down for a day here!- Bring two mates and YOUR ride is free!

Ill teach you some tricks and tips and take you through the Gold Mines,
Have a look at the Gold Discovery tour photos on the website- Stu

oi..................................
count me in.............

[skidMark]

oi..................................
count me in.............


sweet i have two friends. lol :eek:

[kevfromcoro]

sweet i have two friends. lol :eek:

CW..set a date...time ..where to meet..sooooooooonnnnnnnn
next week..would be good...dont mind paying......
skids you are a skinny cunt
....................
well iam 65kgs wringing wet..skiny too....
lets do it................................
waiting...........

[Badger8]

sweet i have two friends. lol :eek:

The voices in your head only count as friends when they ARENT telling you to stab everyone around you :bleh:

[skidMark]

The voices in your head only count as friends when they ARENT telling you to stab everyone around you :bleh:


CW..set a date...time ..where to meet..sooooooooonnnnnnnn
next week..would be good...dont mind paying......
skids you are a skinny cunt
....................
well iam 65kgs wringing wet..skiny too....
lets do it................................
waiting...........

dibs on t3h freebie lol

[Badger8]

dibs on t3h freebie lol

you got the freebie last time too! yah cheep coont :laugh:

[kevfromcoro]

hi ..CW pop some dates///////////////////////..........................
iam in ................me and skids...................
hey carver you want to come ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lets see tor talents off road...............................

haha.........................

[kevfromcoro]

ok.. lets make a day of it.......
you cunts from hams.....morming flu................... you up for the learn...
Karva..gona kick your ARSE..
HAHAHAAHAAA..........

[cave weta]

I cant go pushing you guys into a date- I dont expect 3 0r 4 of you to fit around me.
All I will tell you is that next friday I have 4 brazilian beach volleyball players coming for a 1/2 day ride and on Saturday I have a father and son coaching session so FRIDAY and SATURDAY ARE OUT. Sunday or any mid week day are
available. Give me details of the bikes you want to hire and boot and pants sizes if you need gear.

[Badger8]

I cant go pushing you guys into a date- I dont expect 3 0r 4 of you to fit around me.
All I will tell you is that next friday I have 4 brazilian beach volleyball players coming for a 1/2 day ride and on Saturday I have a father and son coaching session so FRIDAY and SATURDAY ARE OUT. Sunday or any mid week day are
available. Give me details of the bikes you want to hire and boot and pants sizes if you need gear.

What sorta price would we be lookin at if we bring out own bikes and gear? (i would ask how much you charge per hour, but then i might be dissapointed by your services :dodge:)

[kevfromcoro]

any day suits me.....have to go away for a shut on the 1st..........
so before that would be good.......
iam wearing a suit..will that be ok for riding ....................
where is that morman few......................
gona kick there arse....................................

[cave weta]

I was considering giving you guys the huge discount But all this talk of "im gonna Kick their arse!' worries me a little...

People who are not used to riding dirt are bad enough- but trying to out do each other !!! I might as well call the westpac rescue helicopter now!!

The rental deal will be Standard prices as on my website. but every third rider gets his ride fee of $180 free. Those with their own bikes pay just $90. that covers transport costs, lunch and land access fees. we will be out there from 8.00am- 5.00pm. If that is too much for you, 1/2 the price and we will do 1.00pm - 5.00pm. Damage to the bikes is the responsibility of the hirer

we ride in three chalenging areas, have lunch at an award winning winery, explore goldmines and you each get a CD with about 80-90 photos of your day.

Im off into the hills for the weekend now so wont be available till Monday arvo
Fight out the finances amongst yourselves I will pick up the peices on Monday night!

[Badger8]

Here's the mannus out on wednesday. Get some gear on ya damn squid! (note the helmet and goggles were also taxed from me, coont! :bleh:)
And also one of me looking like a tool... as per usual :whistle: :laugh:

[skidMark]

Here's the mannus out on wednesday. Get some gear on ya damn squid! (note the helmet and goggles were also taxed from me, coont! :bleh:)
And also one of me looking like a tool... as per usual :whistle: :laugh:


You fooking coont. lol

[Badger8]

You fooking coont. lol

Look! he had his leg out in the carpark! NOOB! :bleh: :rofl:

[skidMark]

any day suits me.....have to go away for a shut on the 1st..........
so before that would be good.......
iam wearing a suit..will that be ok for riding ....................
where is that morman few......................
gona kick there arse....................................

Look what you've gone n done. :blink:


I was considering giving you guys the huge discount But all this talk of "im gonna Kick their arse!' worries me a little...

People who are not used to riding dirt are bad enough- but trying to out do each other !!! I might as well call the westpac rescue helicopter now!!

[skidMark]

Look! he had his leg out in the carpark! NOOB! :bleh: :rofl:


It's cus i'm pro. :niceone:

[Ktmboy]

It's cus i'm pro. :niceone:

Notice the sign at the rear on the second photo...Childrens Offroad Motorcycle Area. LOL

[skidMark]

Notice the sign at the rear on the second photo...Childrens Offroad Motorcycle Area. LOL
pish i did the yellow and blue trails thankyou, and that was the peewee track behind :spanking:

[carver]

hi ..CW pop some dates///////////////////////..........................
iam in ................me and skids...................
hey carver you want to come ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lets see tor talents off road...............................

haha.........................

what can i ride?
a TF125RR?

i should have a bit more of a go, il be rusty as!

[Danger]

Is that a luxury exhaust on that thing?:rolleyes:

[skidMark]

Is that a luxury exhaust on that thing?:rolleyes:
hello ya slow old bastard.

was good meeting ya lol

if you are who i think you are lol

[Danger]

Is it just me or has the Dirt Section taken a turn for the worse recently?:devil2:
Nice to meet you too I guess......................window licker! :yeah:

Good to see you had so much fun.

[kevfromcoro]

OK iam in where is that mormin flew...you cunts up for a challenge or are you to busy changing your tampons,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
bring it on the /////////////////////
flu............................................... .........................

[carver]

OK iam in where is that mormin flew...you cunts up for a challenge or are you to busy changing your tampons,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
bring it on the /////////////////////
flu............................................... .........................

are you drunk already?

[skidMark]

Is it just me or has the Dirt Section taken a turn for the worse recently?:devil2:
Nice to meet you too I guess......................window licker! :yeah:

Good to see you had so much fun.

Window licker, wtf is a window licker lol.

[noobi]

Window licker, wtf is a window licker lol.

um like this

[kevfromcoro]

are you drunk already?


you cunts up for it????????????//
bring a change of nappies..you may need them.....................
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
kev

[Danger]

Window licker, wtf is a window licker lol.

You had to ask.:whistle:

[skidMark]

you cunts up for it????????????//
bring a change of nappies..you may need them.....................
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
kev

You've forgotton your meds aye kev? :devil2:

[skidMark]

You had to ask.


I fail to join ze dots on how that has anything to do with trail riding.

I assume you are just implying im a retard, in which case i thank you.

[kevfromcoro]

You've forgotton your meds aye kev? :devil2:

HAH....IAM going to kick arse.........
you in skids,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mormig flew.............
watch out............................................... .........

[kevfromcoro]

havent got ther atchin yet.......pussies.......

oi..you cunts awake.......... up for a ride..........................fucken pussys......................................

[carver]

you cunts up for it????????????//
bring a change of nappies..you may need them.....................
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
kev

yeah, we will bring a change for you, sidewinder will change them from behind.
he wont mind the mess!

[skidMark]

HAH....IAM going to kick arse.........
you in skids,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mormig flew.............
watch out............................................... .........


Man diz homie got his shit cranking off da heeezeeeeee

[carver]

havent got ther atchin yet.......pussies.......

oi..you cunts awake.......... up for a ride..........................fucken pussys......................................

mmmmm...smoked kevin...
yuuuuumeeeee!

[kevfromcoro]

PUSSY....... pussies.............fucken pussies


pussies...wot more can i say............................
bring your mate side valve............
you cunts are for the learn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


just waiting for cave weta to pop a date and time //////////////////


iam in................................................ .


morming flew..................................pussies..... ...............

pussies...........................


hahaha.....................kev

[carver]

PUSSY....... pussies.............fucken pussies


pussies...wot more can i say............................
bring your mate side valve............
you cunts are for the learn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


just waiting for cave weta to pop a date and time //////////////////


iam in................................................ .


morming flew..................................pussies..... ...............

pussies...........................


hahaha.....................kev


we will own you n00bs, while you pussies are crying waaaaaaahhh at the start line cause your kick start levers are too hard to push down, all the while the few are racing ahead like the true pro's they are after roosting your faces

[kevfromcoro]

do you mind bringing a cut lunch.....i need something to eat.............................
while iam waiting for the pussies to turn up...................................
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,pussys.................... .
karva going to kick your arse......................and yr sidevalve mate...........................

[carver]

do you mind bringing a cut lunch.....i need something to eat.............................
while iam waiting for the pussies to turn up...................................
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,pussys.................... .
karva going to kick your arse......................and yr sidevalve mate...........................

if i win, your eating my sausage...

[kevfromcoro]

BRING IT ON pussies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
you cunts cant ride to save yourselves....................................



pussies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,pusys,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,pusys...............
kev




fuken pussies.................................

[Ktmboy]

Is it just me or has the Dirt Section taken a turn for the worse recently?:devil2:
Nice to meet you too I guess......................window licker! :yeah:

Good to see you had so much fun.

Yep, taken a turn all right:doh:

Time soon to take these boys out for a social experience:clap:

[barty5]

my guess they all end up flat on their faces helmet full a mud on the first kink in the track.

[skidMark]

my guess they all end up flat on their faces helmet full a mud on the first kink in the track.

We like it rough and dirty! :niceone::devil2: lol

[Badger8]

jeez, you leave the kids to play for a day and they throw the toys right outta the cot :p

Hoping to make it back to the sandpit next week after a night shift and see how i go for round two. KTMBoy, Jodie was sayin you guys are open monday of the long weekend, so does that mean closed wednesday? or business as usual?

[Badger8]

We like it rough and dirty! :niceone::devil2: lol

Yes, but you enjoy gettin your face rubbed in the dirt a little more than most skiddy... steeeeeve told me ;)

[Ktmboy]

jeez, you leave the kids to play for a day and they throw the toys right outta the cot :p

Hoping to make it back to the sandpit next week after a night shift and see how i go for round two. KTMBoy, Jodie was sayin you guys are open monday of the long weekend, so does that mean closed wednesday? or business as usual?

Business as usual on Wednesday. Groomin tracks on Tuesday.

[Badger8]

Business as usual on Wednesday. Groomin tracks on Tuesday.

Excellent, i do believe it's business time then! :D


"It's business... It's business tiiiime"