Men's health magazines?

[idleidolidyll]

Mens Health Magazines

like a lot of overweight old farts, i sometimes buy men's health magazines.

half the time they don't get read through and the other half i waste so much time reading them i don't do any exercise.

so wat's the point?

[Madness]

Maybe it's a sign that your sub-conscious is trying to tell you something?.

Start to worry when Honda's start to look sexy.

[Pussy]

I'm thinking of starting up a men's Athletics Anonymous group. If any bloke gets the urge to go for a run or go to the gym, they ring me, and we go down to the pub for a beer and a pie, until the urge goes away

[idleidolidyll]

that's the spirit i'm after!

[Pedrostt500]

I'm thinking of starting up a men's Athletics Anonymous group. If any bloke gets the urge to go for a run or go to the gym, they ring me, and we go down to the pub for a beer and a pie, until the urge goes away

Sighn Me UP

[Pussy]

that's the spirit i'm after!
I reckon Billy Conelly has it sussed... something along the lines of living healthy etc is all well and good, but it doesn't give you extra years when you want them i.e staying 30 for a few years, it gives you extra years at the end of your life, say when you're an incontinent confined to a wheelchair WISHING you were dead, and you've still got a few years of it to endure!

So, blokes, have heaps of salt, you've got to have high blood pressure to get the blood flowing through those hardened arteries!....

[jrandom]

I reckon Billy Conelly has it sussed... something along the lines of living healthy etc is all well and good, but it doesn't give you extra years when you want them i.e staying 30 for a few years, it gives you extra years at the end of your life, say when you're an incontinent confined to a wheelchair WISHING you were dead, and you've still got a few years of it to endure!

I reckon he's great at writing comedy routines, and probably goes home to a nutritionist-designed dinner after his daily gym workout...

[Mully]

Good laugh about Men's Health magazine

http://jaypinkerton.com/2006/05/11/whats-in-mens-health/

[nodrog]

you dont need to waste your money buying mens health magazines, jrandom will check your prostate for free.

[Pussy]

Good laugh about Men's Health magazine

http://jaypinkerton.com/2006/05/11/whats-in-mens-health/

That's a goodie!! :D

[Usarka]

Mens Health mag is designed for one thing only. To sell. They rehash the same shit using the same formula on a rotating basis. None of it is designed to make you healthier.

It's like ugly fat whinging loser chicks who buy cosmo or those womans mags full of celebrities. Face it darling you are fat ugly and annoying and only a desperate blind deaf mute would let you near his tackle let alone a camera. Put down the magazine and go buy a tub of ice cream.

[Ixion]

Men's health magazines ?

You mean like this one ? (http://www.pilgrimsonlineshop.com/xtitledetailsnew.php?isbn=R000034531)
Or this one ? (http://www.od43.com/Suren_Selbstmassage.html)(NWS)

Well, whatever rocks y' boat. I understand Maurice has an extensive collection, I'm sure he'd be keen to read some of them with you.

[Headbanger]

woooohoooo....KFC for lunch.

[Swoop]

I'm thinking of starting up a men's Athletics Anonymous group. If any bloke gets the urge to go for a run or go to the gym, they ring me, and we go down to the pub for a beer and a pie, until the urge goes away
I'm in.
I must get the name of your flight surgeon... and his seeing eye dog.:laugh:

[Pussy]

I'm in.
I must get the name of your flight surgeon... and his seeing eye dog.:laugh:

What are you bloody talking about?? I'm always VERY careful not to break his white stick, and his Golden Lab is a lovely dog...

P.S my blood pressure is 115/70.... so I must be doing SOMETHING right... although I'm about 30cm too short for my weight :bleh:

[Katman]

Men's health magazines would be out of business overnight if we all just took a good old dose of HTFU.

[Pussy]

Men's health magazines would be out of business overnight if we all just took a good old dose of HTFU.

My oath! See you for a few beers and pies later, Katman?