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SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 05:51
Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand (http://www.revirgination.net/vaginalrejuvenation.html) .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? (http://www.revirgination.net/designervagina.html) ............. Restore your Virginity? (http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html) :devil2:

jrandom
24th October 2008, 06:04
But can they restore my anal virginity?

SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 06:27
Sounds like a big job Dan.......send 'em an E-mail!

mowgli
24th October 2008, 06:29
With scalpals and lasers???? I can't imagine there being very long queue.

Number One
24th October 2008, 06:35
Reginas Vagina :rofl:

Scalpels and lasers...Bugger that - have these women not heard of PC muscle workouts and sex toys?

SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 06:37
With scalpals and lasers???? I can't imagine there being very long queue.

Be great a presant for the missus this xmas huh mowgli:msn-wink:

Blossom
24th October 2008, 06:40
Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand (http://www.revirgination.net/vaginalrejuvenation.html) .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? (http://www.revirgination.net/designervagina.html) ............. Restore your Virginity? (http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html) :devil2:

sweet...me and my girlfriends were talking about getting revirginised the other day too. You know how it is... in our 30s and married.. need to look and feel like virgins again.
Just a question though, I couldnt find any info on the site... How much is penis re-endurance surgery? You know the surgery that makes the penis able to keep up with these revirginised vaginas... :doctor:

SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 07:13
sweet...me and my girlfriends were talking about getting revirginised the other day too. You know how it is... in our 30s and married.. need to look and feel like virgins again.
Just a question though, I couldnt find any info on the site... How much is penis re-endurance surgery? You know the surgery that makes the penis able to keep up with these revirginised vaginas... :doctor:

Google is your friend baby:niceone:...................search and report back to us:msn-wink:

nodrog
24th October 2008, 07:34
Reginas Vagina :rofl:

did you notice her surgeon was tiger woods?

Hitcher
24th October 2008, 08:34
But can they restore my anal virginity?

I understand that Bishop Brian Tamaki can.

Hitcher
24th October 2008, 08:36
have these women not heard of PC muscle workouts

Aren't politically-correct muscles and vaginas somehow contradictory concepts, even on Kiwi Biker?

Finn
24th October 2008, 09:12
Is this real or just lip service?

Blossom
24th October 2008, 10:28
Google is your friend baby:niceone:...................search and report back to us:msn-wink:

ok so after much lurking and googling.. I have discovered two things.

1. Apparently the only surgery men have on their penis is lengthening, widening and straightening out...

2. Penis is not a good word to google if you have just eaten.

Imagine women wanting their stuff operated on to make it longer, wider or straighter...:bleh: At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too..not to change it into something totally different.:devil2:

avgas
24th October 2008, 10:41
I understand that Bishop Brian Tamaki can.
No he just makes your asshole seem small when he stands next to you

mowgli
24th October 2008, 10:44
...At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too...

So tell us. Did it work?

Mrs Busa Pete
24th October 2008, 10:51
Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand (http://www.revirgination.net/vaginalrejuvenation.html) .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? (http://www.revirgination.net/designervagina.html) ............. Restore your Virginity? (http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html) :devil2:

Shit mate where the hell do you come up with these things

jrandom
24th October 2008, 10:59
At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too..not to change it into something totally different.:devil2:

We know what you really want.

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/Teeth_poster.JPG/405px-Teeth_poster.JPG"/>

jrandom
24th October 2008, 11:01
Also, I should note that I feel shortchanged after visiting those links.

I was expecting a somewhat more awesome combination of lasers and vaginas. Imagine the military potential!

vifferman
24th October 2008, 11:08
I was expecting a somewhat more awesome combination of lasers and vaginas. Imagine the military potential!
LOL.
"AHH!! It burns! IT BURNS!!"

Stirts
24th October 2008, 11:14
awesome combination of lasers and vaginas.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=220&pictureid=9591

Swoop
24th October 2008, 11:15
*Dastardly villian voice* Answer the question Mr Bond, or we will shoot you with this vagina. Or vagina you with this laser!
Oh hell, just untie him and let him go. He always escapes, anyway."

Number One
24th October 2008, 11:26
Laser vaginas :rofl: oooo tears in mine eyes!

I have all sorts of visions now.

....Actually now I want a laser shooting pussy :lol:

Hitcher
24th October 2008, 12:45
Dr Evel probably has a prototype.

Number One
24th October 2008, 14:57
I just love the tag functon - always gives me a giggle :niceone:

Blossom
24th October 2008, 18:02
So tell us. Did it work?

Never needed it...I never grew up.

Read my signature...it explains it all...


We know what you really want.


shudder... dude.. you seriously have a strange dvd collection... :lol:

what we really want is soft sensual men who are in touch with their feelings and able to relate to us on an emotional level. Men who aren't afraid to express themselves. Men who treat us as equals not objects.
Men who ...wear pantyhose... :drool:

AllanB
24th October 2008, 18:07
He/she said the V word. :chase:

Cool tags on this thread.

rachprice
24th October 2008, 18:14
We know what you really want.



Shit that movie was hilarious!!! Saw it at the film festival

PrincessBandit
24th October 2008, 18:24
Reconditioned and restoring that virginal feeling? I thought most women got that for free after being sutured from their episiotomies. Laser surgery can't be any more painful than that surely. :oi-grr:
Yeah, I know the e word is probably a bit big for some of you non-girls out there - look it up it. Right up there with the "omg, i wish i hadn't read that after eating".

SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 18:54
what we really want is soft sensual men who are in touch with their feelings and able to relate to us on an emotional level. Men who aren't afraid to express themselves. Men who treat us as equals not objects.
Men who ...wear pantyhose... :drool:

Lets keep Rossi outa this discussion huh.................the next Vagina he has will be the first!

mstriumph
24th October 2008, 19:02
But can they restore my anal virginity?

Vinci Energies, Freyssinet or Eurovia Travaux Ferroviaires may be able to assist you? .... http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/2008/10/22/3724288.htm

mstriumph
24th October 2008, 19:05
Shit mate where the hell do you come up with these things too much free time, methinks!
"the devil makes work for idle hands ............" and all that?:devil2:

jrandom
24th October 2008, 19:19
Yeah, I know the e word is probably a bit big for some of you non-girls out there - look it up it.

Excuse me, but some of us 'non-girls' have been there for more than one of them...

Kevnz
24th October 2008, 19:22
too much free time, methinks!
"the devil makes work for idle hands ............" and all that?:devil2:

Vaginal Reconstuctive Surgery From Hell, I fell a TV series coming on.

Trudes
24th October 2008, 21:18
Meh, they just need to get guys with bigger cocks.

SixPackBack
24th October 2008, 21:33
Meh, they just need to get guys with bigger cocks.

This is subjective sweetheart...we is talkin' road cone gobblers here:cool:

Number One
25th October 2008, 11:02
Meh, they just need to get guys with bigger cocks.
Indeed ;) I luffs you you always take the words outta my mouth :lol:

FLYMO
25th October 2008, 18:42
deaf people lip read
its going to be a silent world for them after this operation

Naki Rat
26th October 2008, 12:52
This is subjective sweetheart...we is talkin' road cone gobblers here:cool:

Comprendé ?

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/jelly_se_ad.jpg

The Lone Rider
26th October 2008, 12:53
Had a gf who wanted that labia shortening surgery. Wonder if she got it?

Hymen repair.. eww yuck!