I love COCK.

[Trudes]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.:bleh:
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

[T.I.E]

i like cocktails, does that count.

and please any smart ass remarks please send in writing to the new zealand on air complaint authority.

:chase:

[portokiwi]

:clap: Wow where did that come from Trudes:clap:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.:bleh:
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

Hay Trudes did you get a bit this morning and you are feeling in a good mood.:clap:

[Taz]

Everybody loves cock :o

[alanzs]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.:bleh:
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

That's awesome! Don't settle for just a little lick and a quick bang, go for the works and get really satisfied:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg104/alanzs/funnyblurb.jpg

[Virago]

I love COCK...

Nice to wake up to in the morning, eh...?

http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock1.jpg

[Grahameeboy]

<DT class=shade>Interests </DT>buckets, bikes, horses, golf, drinking, talking crap

My address is......

[Grahameeboy]

Nice to wake up to in the morning, eh...?



You got lucky last night then...........

[Grahameeboy]

:clap: Wow where did that come from Trudes:clap:

I don't think you should have used the word "come"...:nono:

[Kendog]

well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought i would too.:bleh:
cock, love it.
oh and beer, i love beer.:niceone:

And apparently I need to spread myself more :devil2:

[portokiwi]

I don't think you should have used the word "come"...:nono:

GB I spelt it the right way not the :devil2: way:spanking:

[Trudes]

Glad everyone is enjoying a bit of cock this morning, share the love.:)

[portokiwi]

I saw mine this morning.... Still there.:innocent:

[Trudes]

"I love the smell of cock in the morning. Smells like victory" :laugh::innocent:

[Taz]

"I love the smell of cock in the morning. Smells like victory" :laugh::innocent:

Is victory a brand of cheese?

[portokiwi]

:msn-wink: Trudes very interesting.....

[Virago]

"Let them eat cock."

Marie-Antoinette (1755-93)

[Trudes]

hahaha Virago!!

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what a cock is"
Forrest Gump

[Virago]

"Cocking on heaven's door."

Bob Dylan

[Trudes]

I love cock and roll(s).
The Arrows/Joan Jett/Britney Spears.

[Gareth51]

Remember loving it and having it are two seperate things:wari:

[DUCATI*HARD]

IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH,,,YOU CAN SERVICE MINE:shifty:

[Trudes]

:calm:

"Get off of my cock"
The Rolling Stones

[Pussy]

Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to cock..

Robert Palmer

[Str8 Jacket]

Cock is all around me and so the feeliing grows!......

Wet Wet Wet

:yeah: Giggidy giggidy!! :yeah:

[scracha]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.:bleh:
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

I love my cock too.

[NighthawkNZ]

Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

I love females that love that to...

[Blossom]

And apparently I need to spread myself more :devil2:

allow me to do that for you..
bling sent.

[skidMark]

i like cocktails, does that count.

and please any smart ass remarks please send in writing to the new zealand on air complaint authority.

:chase:

You just like cock up your tail pipe.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Cock around the clock.

[chanceyy]

hmmm well I guess that answers a few questions ..

Why Trudes is always laughing & why Kendog :love: her so much .. & why he always looks calm & contented :whistle:


:killingme:

btw .. whats not to :love: cock .. guess the lesbians can answer that one .... :shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

yah can play with my cock if I can play with your boobies :Pokey:

[Unit]

What a cock

[martybabe]

Well done Trudes, It's good to know what you like. Despite being hung like a donkey, sadly, I am still unable to check if mine smells like victory.

As the bride was working last night, I suspect it smells like defeat :confused: :laugh:

[fireliv]

" I want the Cock"
"You want the Cock"
"I want the Cock"
" U cant handle the Cock!!"

[Number One]

oooo a subject close to my heart :yes:

I would like to put forward the following.

In MY experience NOT all cocks are created EQUAL and if you can't be with the cock you love, love the cock you are with ;)

BTW I love the cock I'm with...and his penis is rather noice too :clap:

[naphazoline]

I love cock and roll(s).
The Arrows/Joan Jett/Britney Spears.

detroit cock city
(kiss)

cock-a-dile rock
(elton john)

bad to the boner
(george thoroughgood)

[Pussy]

I wanna hold your gland

The Beatles

[Taz]

Baby you're the one,
you still turn me on,
You can make my hole real wet.....

Atomic kitten :o

[NighthawkNZ]

Stroke it... stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west... :apint:


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[Pussy]

Stroke it... stroke it to the left, stroke it to the right...

...And I stroke it to the woman that I love best...

Great song!

[NighthawkNZ]

...And I stroke it to the woman that I love best...

Great song!


:doh: you quoted me before I got the correct lyrics... double :doh:

[Trudes]

It's a long way to the cock if you want to rock and roll.

[Virago]

"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...



...Cockaine..."

(J.J. Cale)

[EJK]

"Livin' on a cock"

Jon Bon Jovi

[Number One]

How much is that COCK in the window..mmm mmm

[ManDownUnder]

LOLOL Trudes - respect!

GREAT thread.

[sinfull]

She'll be all wet and sticky when she comes, when she comes,
she'll be all wet and sticky,
she'll be all wet and sticky,
she'll be all wet and sticky when she comes !
Awww wait wrong thread !


Cocked that up !


guess the lesbians can answer that one .... :shutup:

What was the question ?

[naphazoline]

might as well face it you're addicted to cock

not sure.robert palmer?maybe?

[Pussy]

The house of the rising cock

The Animals

[Hitcher]

I can't believe you kiss your cock at night.

Shania Twain

[EJK]

Yellow Cock

The Beatles

[Skyryder]

.................remeber we are not at home to Mr Cockup.

Blackadder.



Skyrder

[MSTRS]

Well, Stanley, this is another fine cock you've got us into.
-Oliver Hardy

[Usarka]

...the mother of all cock-ups.

[naphazoline]

while my cock gently weeps
(jeff healy.....)

sweet bone in my trousers
(lynard skynard)

how can i sleep when my cock is burning?
(midnight oil)

[laserracer]

6 months in a leaky cock
or 6 cocks in a leaky throat

[laserracer]

YA feeling cocky punk

[laserracer]

all along the cock tower
by jimi penis

[Gwinch]

<img src="http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Banky_and_Holden.jpg">

"All every woman really wants be it mother, senator or nun is some serious deep dicking." - Banky Edwards

[gammaguy]

dont stop the cock

apollo 440

[Pussy]

I won't let your Mum go down on me

Nik Kershaw

[naphazoline]

kickstart my prick
(motley crew)

you took the words right out of my cock
(meatloaf)

my cock has broken
(neil diamond)

smells like teen weener
(nirvana)

[martybabe]

Have we lost our way a little on this thread? we just seem to be randomly inserting (ooh err) the word cock everywhere. :rofl:

Oh well if ya can't beat em.

'And it seems to me you lived your life like a co-ock in the wind'.

Never knowing who to cum with when the night set in.

Elton John

[naphazoline]

oh well...1 last crack at it then.here we go...


another dick in the wall
pink floyd

another one bites his nuts
queen

i wanna cock
twisted sister

sixteen inches
the crests

coozerhead road
steve earle

dancing in the poonlight
thin lizzy

don't go breaking my hard
elton john and kiki dee

dork
coldplay

fockin throbin
bobby day

cocksanne
the police

don't fear the penis
blue oyster cult

how long's my dong?
red hot chilli peppers

i can't get no erection
rolling stones

she wants to ride my cocksycle
queen

sweets for my meat
the searchers

it's raising again
supertramp

we're not gonna fake it
twisted sister

stop dragging my schlong around
tom petty

i will swallow
u2

who'll flog my vain?
ccr

saturday night feeler
the bee gees

like a smouldering bone
bob dylan

cock lobster
b52s

it's going down
bruce springsteen


i will member you
skid row

[Dooly]

Hello my name is Peter Davis (Aunty Helen's supposed hubby)
....and I am a cockoholic.

[XxKiTtiExX]

Have only tried chook.. Whats cock like?

[naphazoline]

Hello my name is Peter Davis (Aunty Helen's supposed hubby)
....and I am a cockoholic.

going by helens looks,(and the sound of her voice),she probably owns a cock :lol:

[The Lone Rider]

The Cock That Never Comes - Metallica

[naphazoline]

The Cock That Never Comes - Metallica

that sounds frustrating

[martybabe]

that sounds frustrating

yeah stuff that, 2 minutes is long enough to wait eh. :lol:

[naphazoline]

yeah stuff that, 2 minutes is long enough to wait eh. :lol:

maybe to rest afterwards.i'm not into 2 strokes:laugh:

[Number One]

Have you noticed the new SPCA ad with the really sad pig in it..well that got me thinking...and I remembered I had this little gem.

The pig below looks sad too don't ya think - how to make it feel better?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=5535

BTW - this is a thread about cock so harden up :lol:

[naphazoline]

Have you noticed the new SPCA ad with the really sad pig in it..well that got me thinking...and I remembered I had this little gem.

The pig below looks sad too don't ya think - how to make it feel better?


BTW - this is a thread about cock so harden up :lol:

looks a bit neglected

[Pussy]

?



Gives a new meaning to the term "pork sword"! :)

[pete376403]

I kissed a cock and I liked it -katy perry

[Trudes]

http://www.mebefunny.com/pictures/u103008/McCains-Cock.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/he_loves_the_cock_tshirt-p235673656000956389trlf_400.jpg
http://www.spirokeet.com/b3ta/creme-cock.jpgimmmmmmmmm

[Elysium]

Six pages so far and we haven't seen any of the Mormon Crew respond, especialy with a thread title like this.

[naphazoline]

This was one of the best threads ever to have a good chuckle.:laugh:

[Pixie]

.................

[TONO]

All sounds like a lot of cock & bull to me. Funny though.

[Trudes]

Even the tags are a riot!
Thought I'd dredge it up, figured with all the bleating and moaning going on around here at the moment some of us could still get a chortle from it, and well, I was bored.;)

[NDORFN]

Even the tags are a riot!
Thought I'd dredge it up, figured with all the bleating and moaning going on around here at the moment some of us could still get a chortle from it, and well, I was bored.;)

What, so do you like cock or not?

[Trudes]

What, so do you like cock or not?

:laugh:You know, I haven't quite decided. ;)

[Laxi]

:laugh:You know, I haven't quite decided. ;)

not that hard to work out! come on what is it? the sausage or the taco?

[Trudes]

not that hard to work out! come on what is it? the sausage or the taco?

http://www.australiasbiggestgaragesale.com/images/sausagesizzle.jpg

[Swoop]

Yet, still people want to get rid of tags...

Morons.

[duckonin]

I'm an early "morning-star" Rooster, in fact I can Rooster up any time of the day:innocent:

[Lissa]

Yet, still people want to get rid of tags...

Morons.

Yup there's some real 'pricks' out there.

:innocent:

[ynot slow]

Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.

Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.

[Patrick]

... and well, I was bored.;)

Kinda figured that... well "bored" too by the sounds of it....

[Stirts]

Can't start the day without a hot morning cock!
http://www.made-in-england.org/images/cockcoffee.jpg

[Number One]

Oh how I do love some of the quality threads on here and this is one that I have to admit I missed ;) :lol:

Too much hui and not enough doey going on here....SO I present some cock related pictures to help get things back on track.

Oh and 'GO COCK!'

HUGE black cock (http://fashionistalifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/black-cock-poster.jpg)

Steel chastity cock cage! (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/210134162/Steel_Chastity_Cock_Cage_with_Ring_Padlock_Male_Ch astity_Device_Steel.jpg)

Born with extra cock....on his back! (http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/baby_with-penis_280_504807a__oPt.jpg)

Phelpsy gives it to us (http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_penis.png)

Penis bling (http://www.lunaparc.com/images/anat-and-repro/m-r-penis-32.jpg)


Penis graffitti (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/3/633612725876720669-bestgraffitiever.jpg)


Scarey penis eater (http://www.forumspile.com/Rape-Clown_penis.jpg)


Penis suit :lol: (http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/06/sacha_baron_cohen_poses_during_a_photocall_for_his _new_film_bruno_in_berlin_germany/gallery_main/gallery_main-sachabaroncohen-bruno-photos-06212009-16.jpg)

[sinfull]

Oh how I do love some of the quality threads on here and this is one that I have to admit I missed ;) :lol:

Too much hui and not enough doey going on here....SO I present some cock related pictures to help get things back on track.

Oh and 'GO COCK!'

HUGE black cock (http://fashionistalifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/black-cock-poster.jpg)

Steel chastity cock cage! (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/210134162/Steel_Chastity_Cock_Cage_with_Ring_Padlock_Male_Ch astity_Device_Steel.jpg)

Born with extra cock....on his back! (http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/baby_with-penis_280_504807a__oPt.jpg)

Phelpsy gives it to us (http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_penis.png)

Penis bling (http://www.lunaparc.com/images/anat-and-repro/m-r-penis-32.jpg)


Penis graffitti (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/3/633612725876720669-bestgraffitiever.jpg)


Scarey penis eater (http://www.forumspile.com/Rape-Clown_penis.jpg)


Penis suit :lol: (http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/06/sacha_baron_cohen_poses_during_a_photocall_for_his _new_film_bruno_in_berlin_germany/gallery_main/gallery_main-sachabaroncohen-bruno-photos-06212009-16.jpg)
I will not be drawn into a cock fight !! Or look at them links for that matter !

[NDORFN]

Can't start the day without a morning cock!


Me neither. Mine's generally a little harder than yours though.

[Nagash]

Explicit language may well offend..

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[Number One]

I will not be drawn into a cock fight !! Or look at them links for that matter !
bok bok bok boooooorrrrkkkk

[EJK]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/424828925_733adfff33.jpg?v=0

[Stirts]

Me neither. Mine's generally a little harder than yours though.

When refering to cock, one should never use the word "little"

[Gwinch]

When refering to cock, one should never use the word "little"

Massive, sturdy and fearsome.

[NDORFN]

When refering to cock, one should never use the word "little"

Nah... John Holmes' cock was a little under twelve inches.

[007XX]

When refering to cock, one should never use the word "little"

Or laugh, giggle, or even snigger for that matter...I'm also told pet names should be strong, like KONG The Mighty, Thor The Pussy Avenger, etc

:rofl: How I could say that and remain serious, I have no idea!

[Stirts]

Massive, sturdy and fearsome.

Engorged, taunt and breath-taking :shifty:


Nah... John Holmes' cock was a little under twelve inches.

That explains why he has dopey eyes and a gaunt face.


Or laugh, giggle, or even snigger for that matter...I'm also told pet names should be strong, like KONG The Mighty, Thor The Pussy Avenger, etc

:rofl: How I could say that and remain serious, I have no idea!

MMMM OH, OH YEAH. HARDER, FASTER. OH YEAH KONG THE MIGHTY, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

No, can't say that it would delight and excite me either.

[Gwinch]

Engorged, taunt and breath-taking :shifty:

Turgid, tantalizing and titanic. ;)

[XxKiTtiExX]

Flimsy noodle

[ManDownUnder]

MMMM OH, OH YEAH. HARDER, FASTER. OH YEAH KONG THE MIGHTY, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

No, can't say that it would delight and excite me either.

Yeah but it might make him come faster which would be... umm... not so good now that I say it out loud...

[naphazoline]

.........

Ouch ! ! ! !

That male chastity thing would be rather awkward when ya crack a fat,i'd imagine.:doctor:

Not to mention taking a piss would be a fine art.:lol:

[Mom]

titanic. ;)

Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

[gatch]

With the clever and creative songs names that have been coined I find it hard to believe that noone has mentioned this absolute gem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLx8RsHN0A

[PrincessBandit]

Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.

Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.

Bloody hell, how come I end up here again....?


Turgid, tantalizing and titanic. ;)


Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

teeheehee, snigger snigger

[coffeejunkie]

You cock my world Trudes:woohoo:

[short-circuit]

We like Cock and we don't care who knows:

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[roadracingoldfart]

James May from Top gear would just say " Ohh COCK ".

if its ok for the BBC to say cock , its ok for Trudes to say it.

[Gareth51]

O shit. where did I leave my cock now:Oops:

[Insanity_rules]

Cock, love it.

Thats good cause I have plenty of it!

[SixPackBack]

My cocks a cactus:eek5:

[Insanity_rules]

My cocks a cactus:eek5:

Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?

[SixPackBack]

Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?

I never touch it, just kinda shake the fucker loose. It flowers beautifully and 'locks in' better than a pit bull.

[007XX]

Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

Absolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me :devil2:

[usa-vtwin]

Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle

[ManDownUnder]

Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

I just checked with White Star Marketing and they advise they didn't actually crash and that's all just a huge misunderstanding. Their records indicate the party was going better than expected so they had to stop to take on more ice.

[Cheshire Cat]

Massive, sturdy and fearsome.

Must be why your anus is bleeding.

[Cheshire Cat]

Hey diddle diddle, the cat had a fiddle, the cum flew over the moon! the little wheener laughed to see such fun and the dish had a spoon with the spoon
:whistle::lol:

[carver]

Six pages so far and we haven't seen any of the Mormon Crew respond, especialy with a thread title like this.

cause were all tied up!

[Thani-B]

Absolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me :devil2:

:2thumbsup

[H00dz]

"cock with you"

"Don't stop till you get a cock"

"Beat it"

and of course

"Tell him that it's human nature"

Michael Jackson

[Rodney007]

since when was this NZD?

[Insanity_rules]

In the timely words of Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[short-circuit]

:2thumbsup

Typical: Quick Craver posted something - better see what he said then post straight under it....


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[Hitcher]

Crush. Another smash hit for the ukelele.

[peasea]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.:bleh:
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.:niceone:

Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...):whistle:

[Dafe]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

[peasea]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

Would you prefer us to 'flock' off?

[Dean]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

Worlds fastest Cook Islander eh phew, Im claiming the title for worlds fastest Maori in a few years even though im only like half or quarter cast but still some bit Maori.

nah dont worry girls will be girls

[Thani-B]

Typical: Quick Craver posted something - better see what he said then post straight under it....


Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.

[Trudes]

Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...):whistle:

I'd see the funny side, however, I often tell people to suck my cock...

[naphazoline]

I often tell my wife.......

Not that she listens.:yawn:

[007XX]

cause were all tied up!

Wasn't me...promise! :innocent:


:2thumbsup

*takes a bow*


[QUOTE=peasea;1129431907]Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Woohoo, I'm a cock????...you should have told me before I took the pain to give birth to an 8 pound baby without painkillers :wacko:

And yes dear...you can be a touch cynical, but it adds to your charm.


Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...):whistle:

I always thought that whomever designed the male appendage had a sense of humour...must have been a woman :whistle:

[Insanity_rules]

I'd see the funny side, however, I often tell people to suck my cock...

Is there something your not telling us Trudes?

[Trudes]

Is there something your not telling us Trudes?

Aside from cock I also love irony ;)

[Stirts]

Aside from cock I also love irony ;)

What? you iron for cock? :wacko:

[peasea]

What? you iron for cock? :wacko:

I know a bloke who has a piece of iron in his cock.

A large bearing exploded and a small lump lodged right in there. Quacks reckon it's not doing any harm and might be dangerous to remove.

[Stirts]

I know a bloke who has a piece of iron in his cock.

A large bearing exploded and a small lump lodged right in there. Quacks reckon it's not doing any harm and might be dangerous to remove.

What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!

A bearing..... from Wiki......

"A device to allow constrained relative motion between two or more parts, typically rotation or linear movement. Bearings may be classified broadly according to the motions they allow and according to their principle of operation as well as by the directions of applied loads they can handle."

:laugh:

"bearing loads from varying directions and accept only limited play or "slop" as the applied load changes. One source of motion is gaps or "play" in the bearing. As example, a 10 mm shaft in a 12 mm hole has 2 mm play."

:rofl:

Maintenance
"Many bearings require periodic maintenance to prevent premature failure, although some such as fluid or magnetic bearings may require little maintenance.

Most bearings in high cycle operations need periodic lubrication and cleaning, and may require adjustment to minimise the effects of wear."

Oh me wee'd

[Gwinch]

What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!

...

Oh me wee'd

If I hadn't already repped you today, this would be the post I'd have done it for. -tries not to smirk and just shakes his head-

[Trudes]

Never iron naked.

[Patrick]

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...):whistle:

Yeah, the funny side....

Closely followed by, "Does that come in adult size?"

[carver]

Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.

Skis will be next, then its all of us, at once!

[QUOTE=007XX;1129432377]Wasn't me...promise! :innocent:



*takes a bow*

[QUOTE]

you mean, you wish!

[Insanity_rules]

Aside from cock I also love irony ;)

As long as its not a 9 inch clit. Oh yeah, I said it.

[007XX]

you mean, you wish!

Nah...cos my mummy taught to be careful what I wished for, as expectations are often disappointed :bleh:

[Trudes]

As long as its not a 9 inch clit. Oh yeah, I said it.

Damn!! That's a scary mental image!

[Thani-B]

Skis will be next, then its all of us, at once!


Oh thats right I was meant to txt him.. Sweet Im in! So what, thats a 4some. Gosh I feel lucky. Lotsa cock!

[Sidewinder]

Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.

um what have i just missed out on???????

[peasea]

What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!


Attempting to remove an axle bearing.

He wasn't naked, it went through his overalls and jeans.

[Stirts]

Attempting to remove an axle bearing.

He wasn't naked, it went through his overalls and jeans.

So instead of calling him a wanker, you call him an axle bearing puller?

[peasea]

So instead of calling him a wanker, you call him an axle bearing puller?

We call him all sorts of things, especially when we're all pissed (etc) but he's actually a top bloke. He got out of truck spannering .......

[Cheshire Cat]

ORGY!!!!!!!!!!http://www.nidokidos.org/files/crab5_115.jpg

[AllanB]

I sucked one down today.

[Cheshire Cat]

http://www.heavenhill.co.nz/fightingcock.jpg


in all different sizes

[Goblin]

in all different sizesOMG! :shit: You made me dribble all over my keyboard!:drool:

[Trudes]

That pic looks like a bottled version of KB. A bunch of cocks fighting over how big they are. ;)

[Insanity_rules]

Yeah as soon as you all realise that I have the biggest one the better off we'll all be. Don't make me post proof people.

[Number One]

Yeah as soon as you all realise that I have the biggest one the better off we'll all be. Don't make me post proof people.
Who is stopping you big boy? :blip:

[Mikkel]

OMG! :shit: You made me dribble all over my keyboard!:drool:

Round or oblong cross-section? :scratch:

[Maha]

OMG! :shit: You made me dribble all over my keyboard!:drool:

You licked the screen didnt you?....:cool:

[Insanity_rules]

Who is stopping you big boy? :blip:

Ok seeing as you asked. See told you I had the biggest cock on KB

[Trudes]

OMG!! That cock looks familiar...... were you at the Big Day Out in 1998??

[Number One]

Ok seeing as you asked. See told you I had the biggest cock on KB
meh that's not a cock! THIS (http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6530241965/6530220101/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/25/killer+whale_1_.jpg) is a cock!

[Maha]

Ok seeing as you asked. See told you I had the biggest cock on KB

Ever heard of Cock-Rot?

[davebullet]

meh that's not a cock! THIS (http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6530241965/6530220101/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/25/killer+whale_1_.jpg) is a cock!

I wonder when having sex whether he gets her to "moan and whale".

[Insanity_rules]

OMG!! That cock looks familiar...... were you at the Big Day Out in 1998??

Funnily enough I was.

[Insanity_rules]

Ever heard of Cock-Rot?

Yikes! That sounds painful.

[gammaguy]

"I love the smell of cock in the morning. Smells like victory" :laugh::innocent:

as long as i doesnt smell like de feet:whistle:

[Sidewinder]

i had one in my bum

[Trudes]

i had one in my bum

What, a foot or a cock?

[Ronin]

What, a foot or a cock?

A foot of cock. He lives in Horse country.

[one fast tl1ooo]

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i had one in my bum