The way to a sick person's heart...

[Donor]

...or anyones for that matter!

All I care is...

...I GOTS COOKIES!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

Oh, and some muffins...

So, in the spirit of the holiday, all visitors on the door step in the next 20 minutes get a free cookie - all leftovers are property of Fat Bastard Donor Inc!

Huzzah!

I wuff yew Mrs Donor :hug:

[Trudes]

Shut up!!!:niceone: bastards with cookies and muffins.:rolleyes:

[Number One]

Got any cupcakes? :blip:

[Donor]

Got any cupcakes? :blip:

Mmmm... frosty pink icing... :drool:

[Pussy]

Pfffft! I get banana cake! :bleh:

[Donor]

Pfffft! I get banana cake! :bleh:

Nyah nyah, I has a stash of BLACK 'nanas in the freezer...

...soon, I shall be scoffing 'nana cake with Passionfruit Icing and guzzling Milo!

Massive ups to the Mahas for the passionfruit icing idea too!

:edit: So there! :D

[Number One]

Donor you are just a bitch!!! Stop it...I could really go a sugar rush right now too

[Pussy]

Nyah nyah, I has a stash of BLACK 'nanas in the freezer...

...soon, I shall be scoffing 'nana cake with Passionfruit Icing and guzzling Milo!

Massive ups to the Mahas for the passionfruit icing idea too!

:edit: So there! :D

So... this is fargin war! Expect to see pics (and only pics, I might add, you're not getting ANY of the cake!) of the next banana cake I get, with a graphic description of how nice it is :niceone:

[Number One]

So... this is fargin war! Expect to see pics (and only pics, I might add, you're not getting ANY of the cake!) of the next banana cake I get, with a graphic description of how nice it is :niceone:
You are bitch too - choke on that luffley banana cake :shutup:

[Donor]

So... this is fargin war! Expect to see pics (and only pics, I might add, you're not getting ANY of the cake!) of the next banana cake I get, with a graphic description of how nice it is :niceone:

Oh it is ON!

And I shall have an independent reviewer subject our winning cake to a a barrage of taste tests before writing how spectacularly we... err I mean she has done!

:2thumbsup

[Donor]

Donor you are just a bitch!!! Stop it...I could really go a sugar rush right now too

...I could send gijoe1313 on down with a couple on his way to get a ginger beer from the dairy?

[Maha]

Nyah nyah, I has a stash of BLACK 'nanas in the freezer...

...soon, I shall be scoffing 'nana cake with Passionfruit Icing and guzzling Milo!

Massive ups to the Mahas for the passionfruit icing idea too!

:edit: So there! :D

Ok Ok ya got me going all wet in the mouth now........:drool:
Had we known about this food explosion a few hours ago, we would have done the right thing and made a detour....you lucky lucky taster of fine baking :niceone:

[Pussy]

Well actually, Donor, if we're sensible about this, we could BOTH be winners.
I'm in the process of organizing a "cake off" between PrincessBandit and Gassit Girl. Balu(PB's other half) and myself have nobly put ourselves forward as senior adjudicators. All we need to do is get Mrs. Donor in on the challenge... and we're up to pur armpits in banana cake. Get my drift?? :devil2:

[Donor]

Ok Ok ya got me going all wet in the mouth now........:drool:
Had we known about this food explosion a few hours ago, we would have done the right thing and made a detour....you lucky lucky taster of fine baking :niceone:

Flick us a PM or a text message next time yer skulkin' through these parts - you and Mom know that our cake is (partially and within reason) your cake!

[Number One]

...I could send gijoe1313 on down with a couple on his way to get a ginger beer from the dairy?
:eek: yeah Welly is just a short trip for him isn't it :lol:

Yes please and send enough for Trudes too :yes:

[Donor]

Well actually, Donor, if we're sensible about this, we could BOTH be winners.
I'm in the process of organizing a "cake off" between PrincessBandit and Gassit Girl. Balu(PB's other half) and myself have nobly put ourselves forward as senior adjudicators. All we need to do is get Mrs. Donor in on the challenge... and we're up to pur armpits in banana cake. Get my drift?? :devil2:

Drift gotten, taken and totally run with.

Mrs Donor makes the closest 'nana cake to what my dear old departed mum did, and HERS was the be all to end all of semi-rotted cakey goodness.

So let the cake-off begin I say!

(Natch, I'll be happy to join said adjudication team...)

[Donor]

:eek: yeah Welly is just a short trip for him isn't it :lol:

Yes please and send enough for Trudes too :yes:

Consider it done... though it is a school night...

...tell you what, next time he makes up the mileage on the big 'ol hornet, I'll get him to give us a suitable heads up, and we'll send a batch down with him... :niceone:

[Number One]

...tell you what, next time he makes up the mileage on the big 'ol hornet, I'll get him to give us a suitable heads up, and we'll send a batch down with him... :niceone:
OOO now you are too good to be true!!!! But I am not a proud woman so I will accept your offer :lol: :hug:

[Maha]

Well actually, Donor, if we're sensible about this, we could BOTH be winners.
I'm in the process of organizing a "cake off" between PrincessBandit and Gassit Girl. Balu(PB's other half) and myself have nobly put ourselves forward as senior adjudicators. All we need to do is get Mrs. Donor in on the challenge... and we're up to pur armpits in banana cake. Get my drift?? :devil2:


Flick us a PM or a text message next time yer skulkin' through these parts - you and Mom know that our cake is (partially and within reason) your cake!

We need a ''bake off''....naturally I will be head judge, so stand in line Pussy!
Well, ok, there should be more one judge so there can be no bias.
Damn! I just dribbled on the keyboard fuck yas!!!......:niceone:

[Pussy]

Drift gotten, taken and totally run with.

Mrs Donor makes the closest 'nana cake to what my dear old departed mum did, and HERS was the be all to end all of semi-rotted cakey goodness.

So let the cake-off begin I say!

(Natch, I'll be happy to join said adjudication team...)

Okay, you're on the panel. This does mean, as I'm sure you're aware, that having to choose between three manufacturers means we can't make any rash decisions, and will need to sample LOTS of each to make an informed decision! (with me?)

[Number One]

Well, ok, there should be more one judge so there can be no bias.
I can judge!!!! I can even travel for it!!!! I promise not to be bias either....I shall taste all the baking equally :yes:

[Maha]

I can judge!!!! I can even travel for it!!!!

Is there pies mentioned?....NO!....:eek:

[Number One]

Is there pies mentioned?....NO!....:eek:
I didn't see cupcakes mentioned either - bugger you Maha - for that Mom gets last prize in the bake off!

[Donor]

Okay, you're on the panel. This does mean, as I'm sure you're aware, that having to choose between three manufacturers means we can't make any rash decisions, and will need to sample LOTS of each to make an informed decision! (with me?)

I'm thinking we should really have different icing categories...

Passionfruit
Lemon
Chocolate (light & dark)

...as the most common ones... for after all the icing on the cake is... well, the icing on the cake!

[Pussy]

Look at that, Donor... let Maha and Number one argue over pies, while Balu, you and myself get a bellyfull of 'nana cake. Muwahahahaha!

[Number One]

This is murder - I'm going to have to unsubscribe...

How do you feel - you made a lady cry FFS :no:

[Donor]

I can judge!!!! I can even travel for it!!!! I promise not to be bias either....I shall taste all the baking equally :yes:

This is a PC organised event (that saying, we're using PCs now!) so's we should be a bit PC and have some fee-male representation!

I'll support your application, but it'll come down to the rest of the group!

[Maha]

I didn't see cupcakes mentioned either - bugger you Maha - for that Mom gets last prize in the bake off!

NOW THAT!.....I will make sure the preperation bench has pleanty of flour on it....:niceone:

[Number One]

NOW THAT!.....I will make sure the preperation bench has pleanty of flour on it....:niceone:
titter titter titter


This is a PC organised event (that saying, we're using PCs now!) so's we should be a bit PC and have some fee-male representation!

I'll support your application, but it'll come down to the rest of the group!

That's right I'm a girlthingey - excellent :niceone: I'm there :yes:

[Maha]

This is murder - I'm going to have to unsubscribe...

How do you feel - you made a lady cry FFS :no:

Think outside the cake tin.....banana and passionfruit pies!!!!!! :banana:

[Donor]

titter titter titter

...yes... hope he doesn't sprinkle it on any wet spots...

Oh come on people, we were all thinking it!

[Number One]

...yes... hope he doesn't sprinkle it on any wet spots...

Oh come on people, we were all thinking it!

For the benefit of those that don't get it....oo so naughty!

FTR I actually DO prefer Cookies and Cakes! MMMM sugary goodness
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/Volenier/CUPCAKES.jpg

[Maha]

...yes... hope he doesn't sprinkle it on any wet spots...

Oh come on people, we were all thinking it!

How close you are!!!!......:clap:

[martybabe]

Oh it is ON!

And I shall have an independent reviewer subject our winning cake to a a barrage of taste tests before writing how spectacularly we... err I mean she has done!

:2thumbsup

A word to the wise, or anyone involved in this bake off, I was subjected to the 'Banana cake' Ala Gassitgirl n pussy, the other day and I gotta say it was delightfully smooth and bananary and chocolaty and sweeet and yummy and delicious and light and.............

You get the idea eh, have the bake off by all means but don't put any money on the outcome unless your mighty sure of yourselves. :drool: :drool:

P.S. Mr and Mrs Pussy, I appear to have run out!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Number One]

don't put any money on the outcome unless your mighty sure of yourselves. :drool: :drool:
As a guest judge (if I pass the selection criteria) I am unable to place bets...that would create a conflict of interest. I'm far too honest for that :lol:

[martybabe]

As a guest judge (if I pass the selection criteria) I am unable to place bets...that would create a conflict of interest. I'm far too honest for that :lol:


Mmmm, good luck with the judge thing but I left out the fact that I put on two Kilos whilst in the company of said Nana cake. If you must judge, eat quicker, less calories that way :oi-grr: Judging makes you fat mkay!

[Gassit Girl]

nobly put ourselves forward as senior adjudicators. All we need to do is get Mrs. Donor in on the challenge... and we're up to pur armpits in banana cake. Get my drift?? :devil2:

This plan is a runaway train!! As one of the said cooks, time I spoke up. Pussy, you do realise that the word adjudicator stems from the Latin "bloke who does the dishes without complaint afterwards"?

[Number One]

This plan is a runaway train!! As one of the said cooks, time I spoke up. Pussy, you do realise that the word adjudicator stems from the Latin "bloke who does the dishes without complaint afterwards"?
See that's why I volunteered to be a 'guest judge' - we just swan in, eat, give our judgement and saunter off again :bleh:

[Pussy]

Pussy, you do realise that the word adjudicator stems from the Latin "bloke who does the dishes without complaint afterwards"?

Huh? WTF? Hopefully I'll be too full of banana cake to move!

[Pussy]

You are bitch too - choke on that luffley banana cake :shutup:
I am so! :bleh:

[Pussy]

A word to the wise, or anyone involved in this bake off, I was subjected to the 'Banana cake' Ala Gassitgirl n pussy, the other day and I gotta say it was delightfully smooth and bananary and chocolaty and sweeet and yummy and delicious and light and.............

You get the idea eh, have the bake off by all means but don't put any money on the outcome unless your mighty sure of yourselves. :drool: :drool:

P.S. Mr and Mrs Pussy, I appear to have run out!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Now you know why I don't look malnourished! :niceone:

[Fargin Khan]

I was treated to an unfeasibly large portion of Gasit Girl's banana cake this afternoon , just before going on a ride. I highly rate it!. It filled the gap so much I did not eat much dinner tonight. A baking force to be reckoned with !.
I will also gladly be part of the cake judging panel should a Kiwi Biker Bake Off happen.:first:

[Pussy]

Thanks, Doug... saved me coming on here and skiting about getting another banana cake this weekend!

[Fatt Max]

Fack, Ive had a few ales and cant ride

More for the rest of you I suppose