Can/will you add a verse?

[Slipstream]

I just heard some hot gossip
Promise not to scoff
Our own NC30_chick
Is riding David Hasselhoff

WINJA has earned his ‘Playboy’ status
I have heard he can go all night
But was turned down by his left hand
Cos he was caught playing with his right

MrMelon is a friendly guy
A smile of very high wattage
Especially when you remind him of
The pizza with the sausage!

Down a dark alley, far from public view
Promoting the GSXR
You’ll find White Trash and his band
Outside the famous Blue Oyster Bar

Jrandom is smart about different things
I bet he’ll write a book in the future
He’s probably even quite well versed
In the ways of the Karma Sutra

Hitcher’s funny and kwick to boot
As diplomatic as Barby and Ken
Addjusting mispelt posts with Twink
Or using his big red corekting-pen?

Lynda Blair is a label basher
Ducati Ducati Ducati
Ducati Ducati Ducati
And did I mention … Ducati

Jim2 seems to have a fetish
For all things that make you cry
Like that disturbing signature of
That nipple licking cartoon guy

Not one to stand by
And not lend a hand
Let’s give big ups
For Paul in NZ-land

Celtic Sea Lily
Is so lovely and ironic
At least she is with Gin
Just pass her some tonic

Now that Wari is a worry
Always watching you
His sheep and binoculars
And posts full of poo

Now SpankMe if I’m wrong
Or SpankMe if I’m right
Are you ever so proud?
Of this fantastic biker site

[Sparky Bills]

Hey!!
What about me! :cry:

By the way...
You have far too much time on your hands! :laugh:

[Waylander]

I wonder if ill get one<_<

[StoneChucker]

If a post is controversial
Slagging coppers or bein a fukka
You can bet it's good ol Mikey
Trying to piss of our SpudChucka

When you wake up in the morn
Click "new posts" and start to yawn
screech at 12 pages of shyte to read
I Bet it's bloody Honda indeed!

When you're riding hard up the Taka's
Thinking "yeah I'm the man"
Don't be suprised if Velox passes you
Muttering "you're slower than a van"

If there ever was a whore
of the forum variety, you see
Blakamin would win hands down
He replies to my threads BEFORE me!

[ZorsT]

Theres this guy on KB
He calles himself Alucard Draken
His cat is covered in fleas
And he likes his bacon

its the best i can do :disapint:

[Waylander]

Well dammit if it aint true:niceone: thanks mate:beer:

[Quasievil]

Haha got nothing on me :yeah:

[ZorsT]

Well dammit if it aint true:niceone: thanks mate:beer:

ooh, ooh... do me now :)

someone........please.....?

:rockon:

[Waylander]

Goodandsuchlike,
is looking for a bike,
but since he cant yet ride,
He'll just go for a glide.
:rockon: :2thumbsup

[Slipstream]

Haha got nothing on me :yeah:

Quasievil came to Wellington
And spent a night drinking fast
Wouldn't choose some music
So I put on my James Last


or how about

He has a shiny head
His name is Quasievil
Don't mess with him cos
He's the diet coke of evil

[Slipstream]

Hey!!
What about me! :cry:

By the way...
You have far too much time on your hands! :laugh:

Sparky Bills is his name
And his sexy R1 I do like
One day he'll turn round and say
"Hey dude ... Where's my bike?"

[jrandom]

You're wasted as an accountant, you know that?

And I couldn't possibly think what prompted that 'Kama Sutra' line... :innocent:

[Hooks]

Slipstream is her name
WT baiting is her game
Off to uni for the year
but no car-park is near ....
So someone get her a bike !!! :thud:


Sorry it had to be done :2thumbsup .... probably not the best but it will have to do for now .... :ar15:

[Skunk]

You guys are so talented.

[Waylander]

Skunk does the next one.:soon:

[Hitcher]

And I couldn't possibly think what prompted that 'Kama Sutra' line...
Particularly now your knees are (allegedly) fucked...

[MSTRS]

Which page is that one on?

[Skunk]

Which page is that one on? :laugh: Page 96.

too short, please lengthen. :lol:

[SPORK]

Why aren't I in there? :bleh:

[Hitcher]

Which page is that one on?
It's post 70 in the "Do you communte" thread. If I knew how to do it I'd add a proper link or copy it.

[SPORK]

It's post 70 in the "Do you communte" thread. If I knew how to do it I'd add a proper link or copy it.
Glorious Beacon Of Light?! A bit far up yourself, mate :P

[White trash]

Mikey mikey mikey

What a fuckwit.


:first: :first: :first:

[Slipstream]

Why aren't I in there? :bleh:

Cryhavoc, I haven't forgotten you
You need not worry for any degree
Carrying your volcano handbag of
Refined flesh and exploding energy

I think you're OK, I think you're great
Look you even get another verse
But seriously now, come on we're mates
What is up with that white purse?

[Slipstream]

Slipstream is her name
WT baiting is her game
Off to uni for the year
but no car-park is near ....
So someone get her a bike !!! :thud:


Hooks is correct, I do need a bike
And yes I do like to bait with my posts
But never did I ever think
I'd be better with my toasts

The little I know and the little I've seen
You seem to be a nice tike
But here is your very own verse
GoodAndSuchLike

As for Skunk all black and white
With the fluffy tail trend
Your posts are like your namesake
Cute but watchout for the end

Then there's the fellow we all know
Good old Stone Chucker
Who won't let me ride his bike
Cheeky Mutha F...iretrucker

Now there was more for tonight
who probably felt forsaken
you've probably guessed from the rhyme
HELL YEAH it's alucard draken!

[Waylander]

WAHOO!!!! cool :headbang:

[Indiana_Jones]

lol no take my breath away paradoy on me yet :banana:

-Indy

[StoneChucker]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slipstream again."

Oh well, it's the thought that counts ;) And, when did I say you couldn't ride my . . . bike? If you play your cards right... hehe

[Waylander]

Indiana_Jones
So close yet so far
Whos thinks its wierd for chicks to kiss
Better stay out the back seat of his car.

Hell man i dont know figured that one would work i guess.:rockon:

[Krayy]

Just to change tempo a bit, here are some Haikus inspired by last weekends ride:

Hot sun melting tar,
Loose gravel spread across road,
I love summer rides.

Locked brakes on Kwaka,
Aiming right at us wobbling,
Please miss, Atomic!

Blue smoke rising up,
Oil burning in iron cans,
Here comes Two Smoker.

Five speed and two pots,
The VTR roars round bends,
Krayys ride aint half bad.

[Riff Raff]

Ahem SS - you've missed out someone very important!! :weep:
Sigh - being back at work and not posting as much you get forgotten so easily!

[Biff]

Ahem SS - you've missed out someone very important!! :weep:
Sigh - being back at work and not posting as much you get forgotten so easily!


Oh Riff Raff, of Riff Raff, prey what's in a name
Your tales of buttock jovialities
Drive me insane
Your anal antics must cause you some pain
Signed yours "concerned KB'er" named almost the same

[Yokai]

Our dearest slipstream
Is far too good to us
She'd give out just one happy scream
Just to have a verse

But on I go and give her two
(I know you'd give her one)
And realise I don't have a clue
As to how to finish this last line in a way that isn't as rude as when I started out.

[Yokai]

Now Vifferman is in a rut
His job ain't what it oughter
Be and soon I know he'll just cut
And run from his firms outrageous wordsmith slaughter

I love that Hitcher's twisted songs
That appear in his dot sig
They appeal to our assembled throng
and inspire to dance some jigs

And Roller (holy he may be)
Pours oil on waters troubled
And wipes the froth from our Zed's mouth
When out it all has bubbled

Milky and his bro PT
Round out this sections bunch
Of ingrates misfits, fam-i-lee
Hey - who's gonna buy me lunch?

[vifferman]

Slipstream (a FREakay-naughty) girl
Entreats us all to "give it a whirl"
Can we / will we write a verse?
With hers so good, ours must be worse.

OK, young Mistress - I'll have a shot!
It could be crap, it may be snot.
Write a verse or two, you say?
Rabid doggerel's more my way.:wacko:

Most Kiwi Bikers, I have yet to meet
But those I have, were quite a treat.
In person: just a very small group
On-line, however, a veritable troop.

jrandom has wisdom beyond his years.
(nothing between young mikey's ears).
MikeL's a most erudite gent
And wkid's likely rather bent.:devil2:

TwoSmoker's just a "slow-riding nana"
Cajun's half man and half banana.
Lynda flies the Ducati banner
In an almost militant manner.

It's corrupted some of the other gurrrlz
Who regard her spouting as gold or pearls.
So Riff Raff, DebK (maybe more of youse?)
Lust for Ducatis more than shoes.

Our mechanic friend Motu likes to travel
On roads paved with dirt or even gravel.
Not for him the asphalt highways
He'd rather traverse the quiet byways.

That bloke called R1AaronKDX
May like hooning even more than sex.
He entreats us to join him in flouting the law
Coz otherwise riding is <YAWN>such a bore.

(Crikey! It's suddenly dawned on me
A huge task it could prove to be
To 'immortalise' in verse the very many who
Waste time on here, like "you know who".:o )

There's some like Scumdog who I've grown to like
Even though he rides "that kind of bike" :eek:
And is one of our Boys in Blue
He's a Kiwi Biker, through and through.

Whatever happened to that GoatFood guy?
Has he gone to the goat world in the sky? :spudwhat:
Blakamin's been made a KB demigod
He gets his name in bold, the lucky sod.

Of forum whores, we have one or two
Whose postings number more than a few.
Much of what is said is nought but dross
To delete it would be no great loss.

Others - like Hitcher - have words of gold
(Perhaps not when Gubmint lies are told...)
To read his wordcraft sure is a treat
His reputation can't be beat. :2thumbsup

My doggy's doggerel is rather lame
Might be time to stop this game
Before I get to my usual stage
Of too many words upon the page.

So winding down, I'd like to say
One last thing, before I go away.
Some of you I'll likely never meet
But I'll wave if I see you riding down the street.

If you see the VifFerraRi howling by
Ridden by this decrepit mental guy :wacko:
Please don't be a snob, wave back at me
Your newest best friend, I'll try to be. :yes:

[Biff]

Biff Baff, Biff Baff he is the man
He could ride faster than young Aaron can
But choses not too, by choice and because
A few more demerit point, and a licence to loss

Biff - you are a stallion, an example of style
Your good looks and charm and those posts you compile
Some think you're a demi-god, a class leading legend
Others less fortunate consider you a knob-end

Oh how do you keep all your ladies at bay
With your powerful stature and hot bedroom play
Whatever you say I know must be true
Because I'm an egotistical schizophrenic, how about you?


....oiiiiiii, who said that? :doctor: ....and relax.

[Blakamin]

so who's putting it all together and selling it on trade me???

Slipstream, your talents are indeed wasted!!!
along with Stoney, Yokai, Vifferman, Biff Baff (and anyone else I forgot) and who could forget the Trashman himself... that one rocked... reminds me of my favourite poem from "idiot box"

you are an idiot,
you are a bitch,
you shit me to tears,
I'm goin down the pub!

[vifferman]

Biffy Baff, Biffy Baff,
What are they feeding you?
Biffy Baff, Biffy Baff,
Your verse is crap and your bike is poo.:lol:
(With apologies to Phoebe on "Friends"....)

-----------------------------------

There was a young man called Biff Baff
Whose name was like that chick called Riff Raff
So compelling was his aim
To achieve some KB fame
That he wrote some verse that was very naff.

[Cajun]

Slipstream (a FREakay-naughty) girl
Entreats us all to "give it a whirl"
Can we / will we write a verse?
With hers so good, ours must be worse.

OK, young Mistress - I'll have a shot!
It could be crap, it may be snot.
Write a verse or two, you say?
Rabid doggerel's more my way.:wacko:

Most Kiwi Bikers, I have yet to meet
But those I have, were quite a treat.
In person: just a very small group
On-line, however, a veritable troop.

jrandom has wisdom beyond his years.
(nothing between young mikey's ears).
MikeL's a most erudite gent
And wkid's likely rather bent.:devil2:

TwoSmoker's just a "slow-riding nana"
Cajun's half man and half banana.
Lynda flies the Ducati banner
In an almost militant manner.

It's corrupted some of the other gurrrlz
Who regard her spouting as gold or pearls.
So Riff Raff, DebK (maybe more of youse?)
Lust for Ducatis more than shoes.

Our mechanic friend Motu likes to travel
On roads paved with dirt or even gravel.
Not for him the asphalt highways
He'd rather traverse the quiet byways.

That bloke called R1AaronKDX
May like hooning even more than sex.
He entreats us to join him in flouting the law
Coz otherwise riding is <yawn>such a bore.

(Crikey! It's suddenly dawned on me
A huge task it could prove to be
To 'immortalise' in verse the very many who
Waste time on here, like "you know who".:o )

There's some like Scumdog who I've grown to like
Even though he rides "that kind of bike" :eek:
And is one of our Boys in Blue
He's a Kiwi Biker, through and through.

Whatever happened to that GoatFood guy?
Has he gone to the goat world in the sky? :spudwhat:
Blakamin's been made a KB demigod
He gets his name in bold, the lucky sod.

Of forum whores, we have one or two
Whose postings number more than a few.
Much of what is said is nought but dross
To delete it would be no great loss.

Others - like Hitcher - have words of gold
(Perhaps not when Gubmint lies are told...)
To read his wordcraft sure is a treat
His reputation can't be beat. :2thumbsup

My doggy's doggerel is rather lame
Might be time to stop this game
Before I get to my usual stage
Of too many words upon the page.

So winding down, I'd like to say
One last thing, before I go away.
Some of you I'll likely never meet
But I'll wave if I see you riding down the street.

If you see the VifFerraRi howling by
Ridden by this decrepit mental guy :wacko:
Please don't be a snob, wave back at me
Your newest best friend, I'll try to be. :yes:

YAY someone finally remember the king banana

</yawn>

[Biff]

Oh Viffer you poor man
your drugs are not working
this crap from your orrafice that appears to be spouting
"vifferrarris" and "vvrrrrooms" you cannot be well
that stuff from your mouth is brown and does smell

The new drugs should kick in any time soon
and once again you can go to your home on the moon
to help you would be such an honourable task
but if i wanted an arseholes opinion i'd ask :Pokey:

[vifferman]

Oh Viffer you poor man
your drugs are not working
this crap from your orrafice that appears to be spouting
"vifferrarris" and "vvrrrrooms" you cannot be well
that stuff from your mouth is brown and does smell

The new drugs should kick in any time soon
and once again you can go to your home on the moon
to help you would be such an honourable task
but if i wanted an arseholes opinion i'd ask :Pokey:
It's sad, but true - I do talk shit
(Some strange people can't get enough of it).
Others - like you - wish I'd shut my e-gob
And go get myself a proper job.

Drugs you say? Hmmm... there's a thought.
I should take my dose of those ones I've bought.
Or better still, go take a long ride
On that VifFerraRi you sought to deride.

But I live in D'Auckland, and the weather's no fun
And my luncheontime is nearly all done.
So back to work, my sad arse I must drag
To earn some more money to pay for all my toys, and my credit card bills, and the trip to Blenheim tomorrow, and the mortgage. Oh yeah - and I'm getting a bit behind with things this week, because like Yokai said, this a lame place to work (nearly as lame as my poetry), but it's a job. Someone's got to do it, I guess...:blink:

[Waylander]

Here is a member of most repute,
whos name is a shining beacon so bright!!
You know with this you cannot dispute,
Hitcher has 6 blocks some dark and one light.
And with this much he cannot be mean,
so please oh please bless me with some green!!!
:not: :Punk: :rockon:

[Hitcher]

Here is a member of most repute,
whos name is a hining beacon of light
A "hining"??

[Waylander]

it has been fixed:beer:

[Yokai]

It seems to me a war of words
Is brewing in this corner
Over which of you is spouting turds
(or which pile is the warmer)

But Biff Baff is a taffy man
And we all know their rep
They like the sheep (or so we've heard)
And wear velcro gloves to get a better grip.*

And Viffer - well he's just bored
Of writing words in books
That no-one reads and won't adore
Of course he gives us funny looks

But take a leaf from HR's tome
And come to some accord
For KB (the site) is like your home
Or else I'll mark your posts "ignored"

And for those who read this missive through
I know they're only playing
But without the smilies that we use
Who can tell just what we're sayin?

So on I work at the job near hell
(Viffer works next door!)
And ask you all to give a yell
Should any want some more!





*this line read with a Welsh accent...

[Yokai]

Now before you all pick up your pens
And slander me in verse
I'll point out that I've not been done
(I'm not sure if that's worse)

I tried to rhyme AD's name
But it all came backwards out
And now a naked vampire flits
for I left a letter out.

It seems that Hitcher's got some points
To make us all turn green
But Jim2 is chasing hard
With speed his bike ain't seen

I've changed the rhyming for this part
To mix it up a little
It makes it easy to rhyme fart
To make that Riff-raff giggle

And yes I know that assonance
Is getting the rhyme wrong
But I like the feel; romance,
And rappers use it in their songs

[Biff]

Now Yokai is a funny soul, having travelled most the globe
One never knows where he'll be next, religious furvour mostly controlled
He changes jobs more frequently than I can change my pants
and get him onto godly things and he takes a clear, firm stance

But implying that us Taffy's enjoy "pleasure" with woolly things
Is as politicaly correct as saying that all Asians should catch trains
Or that wimmin should be in kitchens and washing all mens clothes
Or that blonde wimmin are best positioned bent over touching their toes

Not that I'm really all that bothered cos I've heard it all before
But dear Yokai I feel that I really must emplore
that stating that Welshmen wear velcro gloves really is such crap
sheep are far more fun, on the edge of a cliff, cos that way they push back

[Waylander]

Yokai is a curious sort,
who worries at the rligeous fort.
And so ill end this rhyme and pray,
that he'll tell us why he's been dammin the day?

[Waylander]

I am an odd ball to say the least,
and most cannot pronounce my name,
but I say its not a hard beast,
and im working hard to earn my fame.
I am mearly a fool actin,
so I tell you i am Alucard Draken

[Yokai]

And So I've heard from friends down there
In Christchurch near the Alps
But Gwent hasn't any cliffs you see
- Fewer than the hairs that sit on Quasi's scalp!

But I take it back you are correct....
Not all the Welsh shag sheep
In fact some have worse taste than that
And with Welsh bints they sleep!

But I'm just another pom
Who likes to make you grin
And so I think I've cracked the door
To let your insults in

So come on Taff lets see your stuff
And talk about my Mum
I know she's fat and full of fluff
But she's nicer than your bum

My dad was harsh and that's a fact
He threw me out twice daily
But he took one look at you my friend
And thought you quite the lady

And yes I cannot ride your bike
For I'm a learner still
But you see I'd rather like
One that can go up hill!

I've heard you turned down Aaron
(while we're on about your speed)
Cos he would beat you down the track
If you started in the lead!!

[Biff]

Yokai was born in England, a very long time ago
His life has been troubled and diffcult, filled with many a tale of woe
"Why is here he here in New Zealand?", I hear many a Kiwi shout
the reason my friends is simply, he keeps getting his butt kicked out..
..of counties like England, for wearing girlie pants
From the United States of Bushdom for being unable to dance
From Azerbazhan for bodily hair resembling a Kiwi cop
which wouldn't be bad if it were on his face, but it was down around his cock
and as for his parents, I'll not go there because that simply is not my style
I mean test tubes are unable to make a public denial
that even they would never dare parent such a strange man
a man whose middle name is "Butch' who likes line dancing whenever he can.

So just ignore what I've just said and welcome him along
It's not this strange wee fellows fault he's just a whingin pom.

[Waylander]

Well we've seen how good some of us can be,
and no i will not curse,
but i cannot help but wait to see,
who next shall put a verse?

[Yokai]

I doff my cap to dear Biff Baff
It seems he's read my posts
And got the gist of all my faults
And so I raise a toast

To those who taught him to move his lips
And spell out every word
Or more ... to those who helped him here
and read what he has heard

But On I move from his great Pome
And celebrate some more
Of KBs wondrous crowd of mates
Who've been knocking at the door

There's Paparazzi - he's the one
Who hangs his arse out every bend
And tries to get his knee on down
As he copies his great friends

TS and Chris who I never see
But for their red tail lights
Disappearing in the fog
From Frosty's burnouts bright

And CK I've met just the once
(when I got Really drunk)
with that KK kid who strokes his stick
and makes his balls kerplunk!

There's judderbar to whom I owe
A chocolate bar I think
I know its just a Moro
But he'd settle for a drink

And Tigger's here - she's passed her test
She's soon to get all hitched
To Eeyore who says for once
He's found a randy {partner}

And Aff-man likes to play with discs
And throws them through the air
Shame they're on his bike you see
(he'll need another pair)

Of those I see on the website now
I think I've mentioned all
'Cept those I haven't even met
Or cannot stand at all

But that is none (I think I'm right)
For yes I think it's strange
That while I've ranted and I've raved
KB has caused a change

I used to be a bit afeard
Of bikers and their play
But now I've spoke to some
(Like Zed and Random J)

I find they are all human like
('cept Alarumba dude he's a scary hoon!)
And have feelings and emotion things
And aren't some crap cartoon

So spare a thought for what you say
It all might be in jest
But yes we read what you have to post
And think KB's the best.

[Hitcher]

There was an old fellah called Hitcher
Who some people thought was a bitcher
Until he showed his class
With a campaign "pro arse"
And now everyone sees the big picture...

[Waylander]

There was an old fellah called Hitcher
Who some people thought was a bitcher
Until he showed his class
With a campaign "pro arse"
And now everyone sees the big picture...
Ofcourse they do you silly bafoon,
atleast so i think you'de have to ask SlipStream.
Aslong as you dont fill your own balloon,
then none of us will scream.:2thumbsup

[Waylander]

Alarumba (http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=MBA) is a silly lad,
who has more awards than his dad.
It's just a shame their all arcade,
so soon your fame will surely fade!!!:moon:

Slipstream deserves all the credit,
for starting this thread of well placed rhyme,
and so i say lets not forget,
to thank for this waste of time.:Punk:

(pt)

[marty]

:Oi: :Oi: :Oi:, :Oi: :Oi::Oi:
was once the signature of Honda
could he be the lovely Johnny Rotten?
i guess it's something to ponder



spud, igor, scumdog and friends
are always looking for guys like lou
who spout off law and policy
but don't really have a clue

[Biff]

I think it’s plain for all to see
That everything is all about me
Grass grows so green to aid my day
Wind blows to keep the smells away
Sheep “baa” to tease and promise much
Dogs only exist to sniff at my crutch
The cage was invented to get on my tits
KB was constructed so that I could write bits
..of guff and stink that keeps all so happy
from the mighty man Hitcher to Mickey in his nappy
to RR whose arse is a sight to behold
in that its musical note, so I’m told is superb
to Viffer whose vrooms are so absurd
to aRse1 Aaron whose riding is turd
to the man they call Dangerous who lives in Belfast
who spend most of his time saying Guzzi’s are fast
but honestly, truthfully everyone can see.
That the reason you’re all here is because of me.

Now stop this I must cos I've a paper to write
If I don't hurry up I'll be here all night
Don't worry my friends and those who are learning
I understand in my abscence you'll be yearning
for my wise useful ditties and ceaseless knowledge of facts
I'll be back pretty soon so you can all relax
just one thing I must ask before I do go
why are Harley's, R1's and Guzzi's so slow
that place grass seeds on their saddles and watch the things grow
into big bushy plants that I'd sell if broke
but I'd rather take home and roll up for a smoke

[Waylander]

It seems to me your full of something,
that is warm and rises and isnt very filling
you think we all hold you up high,
but really to us your just an annoying fly.
so full of this something i really must declair,
that Biff Baff your really just a bag of hot air!!!:2thumbsup

[Biff]

mr alucard draken you are a cheeky punk
picking a name i can't say when im drunk
believe what you want, you must live up a tree
cos everyone here knows it's all about me :shake:

[Waylander]

Indeed i do climb them on often,
and ofcourse my name is hard to pronounce,
but here is the truth that i will try not to soften,
but that is that peaple dont give an ounce,
and it seems you enjoy blowin your own balloon,
but soon we will all be sayin you Biffy Baff-oon!!!!
:2thumbsup :shake:

[Quasievil]

Slipstream Slipstream is always Keen

Always there like a bright beam

Once with Whitetrash who was just to lean

not to mention hogging that Jim Beam

there was one funny scene

In the pool and that waterfight something I have not seen

Enough of this before I split my spleen

Go Go Slipstream shes the mystery of our team


:crazy:

[Sparky Bills]

FOR GOODNESS SAKES PEOPLE!!!
ITS AWSOME WEATHER!!
GO OUTSIDE!! :banana:

[Waylander]

Here is a few for the creator of this thread,
may she enjoy them though she may be the only one to get them.


"scroll buttons and the lappy together at last,
how'd you ever learn to scriggy scroll so fast!!"

"i put the buttons on scroll and all the ladies say 'check,
did you find the spare key to my appartment yet?'"

[vifferman]

Can I? Will I? Add a verse?
I think I'll try again.
This time I hope it won't be worse
Than what I wrote back then.

There are some people I must mention
Before I log off my PC
Firstly, Dangerous whose attention
First pointed me towards KB.

Thanx, O Darryl, sometime I must
Meet you and buy you a beer
To toast your name in suds to just
Thank you for sending me here.

Others whom I owe a drink
(if I can get my brain to think)
Are Slim - a tape she did send to me
So I could watch the MotoGP.

And kindly Yamahamaman
Who sold to me a new brain can
So my meagre cells could be protected
From headlong spills quite unexpected.

There's F5 Dave, and Jim2 too as well
Whose advice and wisdom I can tell
Helped me a lot, not just a bit
Kept me from being an even bigger tit.

While I'm giving credit where it's due
Motu - much must go to you
Knowledge and sense you have in large measure
Just like Paul in NZ - you too are a treasure.

It's not just proficiency with problems
There's other folks who are also gems.
Like NC30 Chick: girl, you are a riot!
I bet your sphere of influence is seldom quiet.

Who have I missed? Now let me see...
Ah yes - that kindly lady: Ms Joni
Whose kindly PMs have helped me out
When my happiness was running out.

Ah Wenier - where the hell is he?
His avatar is - we (mostly) all agree
One of the most inventive of pix
You'll ever see of a WeetBix.

Anyone else I forgot to mention?
To snub you was not my intention.
What about those two, who gave up biking?
Yet still found KB to their liking.

Yup, Zed and wkid_one, while at odds on here
(And I doubt they'd ever share a beer!)
Found they could not keep away
Though biking no longer makes their day.

We know what has us coming back
And keeps us on the KB track
It's the comradeship that we have found
That has us ever, Kiwi Biker bound.

[Slipstream]

FOR GOODNESS SAKES PEOPLE!!!
ITS AWSOME WEATHER!!
GO OUTSIDE!! :banana:

My sunburn wont let me :(

[White trash]

Ah Wenier - where the hell is he?
His avatar is - we (mostly) all agree
One of the most inventive of pix
You'll ever see of a WeetBix.



He's out and about tearing up the Marlborough countryside on my old bike like a good 'un.

[Slipstream]

Fee Fie Foe Fum, his name is Jimbo600
His new bike has got me itchin'
His house is nice, he offers you beers
Just don't park your bike in his kitchen

We have a family here on KB
Driftn, Fizzerman and White Trash
Pro's at talking shit, wheelies
And especially the way they crash.

There's not much I can say about Deano
For he is a quiet man
A staunch Honda supporter
Hanging out with a Gixxer fan.

[Waylander]

And now i am done with this crazy rhyme,
and I am logging off this site for a time,
for the wheather is nice and my bike is dirty,
so I must go clean it for the next 2 hours and 30.
and this is a post i am most proud of,
for now i have two gold stars above!!!
:2thumbsup :first: :yeah: :beer:

[Slingshot]

What's worse than being talked about???












:crybaby:









Not being talked about!!

[marty]

slingshot rides a honda
but you've really gotta wonda
if he changed his name to charlie
his rhyming bike would be something else

[Slingshot]

slingshot rides a honda
but you've really gotta wonda
if he changed his name to charlie
his rhyming bike would be something else


Yay...My subtle dig for a verse about me worked....muuhaha

[Waylander]

Now that the night crew is about,
this thread shouldnt die out.
So here you go guys,
give this one some trys.
All you need to do is,
write a limrick thats foolish,
and make it about,
any KBer whose stout!!

[jrandom]

...All you need to do is,
write a limrick thats foolish,
and make it about,
any KBer whose stout!!

Bugger off, skinny boy
Free verse
Is where it's at.

[Waylander]

then lets see it Mr. jrandom,
prove us that your worth the fan-dom,
and show me how you can be terse,
with your words put into free verse!!!

[jrandom]

I can't prove no worth
Free verse
Is for incompetent hacks
Which is what I am.

But it sure beats the hell
Out of
Limericks about fat dudes :bleh:

[Waylander]

I can't prove no worth
Free verse
Is for incompetent hacks
Which is what I am.

But it sure beats the hell
Out of
Limericks about fat dudes :bleh:
That was odd to say the least,
your rhyming as a fancy feast.
and if my words you cannot fathom,
thats becouse they're said with sarcasim.:beer:

[jrandom]

:beer:

Make that two.

[StoneChucker]

Look at the f*ing time
But here I sit, reading swine
I must be up in 6 short hours
Just one more day till I can cower

Jrandom is a rebel, without a clause
Trying hard to go against the grain
He types his rhymeless free verse terse
And laughs as we all go insane

Quasi is a bloody legend
so much so he gets a double verse
organising rallys, prizes, routes and rooms
almost to the point of needing a hearse!

Quasi also knows all the stories
Slipstream, waterfight, pool, continue???
But surely there must be one of him?
Some care to drop him into...

Vifferman is quite the writer
rhyming kind thoughts, making them brighter
any time you're down my way
Come and say Hi, I'll show you where to be led astray!

Well, now I HAVE to get to bed
I know I'll be tired after my siesta
Hey, makes no diff, it's only work
Half the time, I'm a zombie at besta

[jrandom]

Well, now I HAVE to get to bed
I know I'll be tired after my siesta
Hey, makes no diff, it's only work
Half the time, I'm a zombie at besta

Join the club
This is too much fun
Hell, it's Friday, come lunchtime I'll be at the pub
Beats me how any work ever gets done.

[StoneChucker]

Jrandom mate, one day I'll show you
How to give the illusion I do
Working hard while hardly working
Is just as satisfying as KB lurking

[Slipstream]

I've just cleaned my computer
My monitor smells like turps
And thank the lord up above
Not like Riff Raff's bottom burps

What's yellow and runs away
You may think a banana split
But actually it's Cajun on his bike
When he gets to the racing pit

Now Vifferman seems quite poetic
With lyrics for what I'd kill
Taking my KB's poet crown
LIKE F**KING H**L YOU WILL!! ;)

Yokai has a cute avatar
This so far is all I can say
As far as we all know
He's probably quite ghey

Another avatar that is quite intriguing
belongs to Mr Biff Baff
With the moving green picture
from www.mypictureisnaff (http://www.mypictureisnaff/) ...... .com


Oh my dear dear Mr Quasievil
Ahh the stories that I could tell
Actually there isn't any I know
Only that your feet really really smell

Master of all good stoppies
The Suzuki TL1000 fan
He lives up in Auckland
Loosebruce is "da man"


Now I hope that I have not offended
And I know how you all hate an appology
But I had to say I'm sorry
... F**k it! SC**W ME!! :shake: :finger:

[Waylander]

And thus should the day end for me,
but instead im quite awake.
JRandom finanal (http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=anal)ly writes a rhyme,
and no it isnt fake
Slipstream this thread is fun,
now ive got some food to make.:apint:

[Sniper]

Haha got nothing on me :yeah:

Haha, got nothing on me either.

[vifferman]

Haha, got nothing on me either.
I had no intent to write some more
(Crappy verse: a tiresome bore)
But Sniper waved the challenge flag
Thinking him we would not rag.

Ha! Sniper rides a CBR
See him if you want a car
To rent them out is his task
Jappa crappa? Please just ask!

He lives in Blenheim, rides a bike
What else does this fellow like?
I dunno, so I'll make stuff up
Like, "Gnats piss he does like to sup!"

And, "He likes to lie with goats and sheep,
While in the mud he likes to sleep!
He only eats lollies and gum
(Some of which go up his bum!")

Sniper may well be a top-notch guy
But this piece of verse, I had to try
To show you that no-one can rest
From the mad bad verse-spewing pest. :2guns:

:done:

[vifferman]

Scumdog[/color] who I've grown to like
Even though he rides "that kind of bike" :eek:
And is one of our Boys in Blue
He's a Kiwi Biker, through and through.

Whatever happened to that GoatFood guy?
Has he gone to the goat world in the sky? :spudwhat:
Blakamin's been made a KB demigod
He gets his name in bold, the lucky sod.

no I went home to see my fammily

[Sniper]

I had no intent to write some more
(Crappy verse: a tiresome bore)
But Sniper waved the challenge flag
Thinking him we would not rag.

Ha! Sniper rides a CBR
See him if you want a car
To rent them out is his task
Jappa crappa? Please just ask!

He lives in Blenheim, rides a bike
What else does this fellow like?
I dunno, so I'll make stuff up
Like, "Gnats piss he does like to sup!"

And, "He likes to lie with goats and sheep,
While in the mud he likes to sleep!
He only eats lollies and gum
(Some of which go up his bum!")

Sniper may well be a top-notch guy
But this piece of verse, I had to try
To show you that no-one can rest
From the mad bad verse-spewing pest. :2guns:

:done:

Im laughing too much to be mad or take offence.
Viffer, that was the best I have ever read. Smart arse. :2thumbsup :2thumbsup :lol:

[Biff]

I thought that I had an ego, that bulged like a trouser snake,
or Mr Random (so he says) cos he eats lot's of cake.
But Slipstreams claim she's the queen of pose tells me that she's just a clown
as there are far more KB'ers here worthy of this crown
Please do not be offended, but you called my avatar poo
so I've changed it for something far more rude, and I did it just for you :2thumbsup

[vifferman]

Do elevators smell different to midgets ?
Dunno - I've never smelled a midget... :spudwhat:

[Waylander]

I am glad this thread did not die,
and Quasi you should read,
becouse you have been done you silly guy,
with rhymes you probably can't beat!!
:thud:

[marty]

Yay...My subtle dig for a verse about me worked....muuhaha

it wasn't really that subtle.

[gav]

http://www.2wg.com/icons/deadhorse.gif

[Waylander]

It's late again or is it early?
Well fourty-five minutes from now it'll be 2:30
and maybe I should go to bed,
but nah ill hit 350 post instead.!!
:wari:
(damn thats a cool smilie)

[Sniper]

He's out and about tearing up the Marlborough countryside on my old bike like a good 'un.

Dont know, havent seen him in a while :spudwhat:

[Slipstream]

Gav I love your pictures
Where do you get them from
They're bloody hilarious
If not slightly wrong

I like emoticons Mr A_Draken
You can get a real mixture
... I have to ask, is that really you
In your portfolio picture? :love:

[Sniper]

Baa Baa Black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes Sir, Yes Sir
3 Bags full

1 for the Master
and one for the Dame
and one for the little boy
whos lives down the lane

Wikki wikki Wow

[Slipstream]

Wikki wikki Wow

MC Sniper in da HOOoooUSE!!

YERH!!

All the ladies in the house say HOoooOO!!


.......



All the guys on the house say HO-HO-HO!!!



........

[Sniper]

MC Sniper in da HOOoooUSE!!



Yep well I do have my own dancers too

:wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:

[Waylander]

Gav I love your pictures
Where do you get them from
They're bloody hilarious
If not slightly wrong

I like emoticons Mr A_Draken
You can get a real mixture
... I have to ask, is that really you
In your portfolio picture? :love:
Yes that is me riding back state side
Riding a long highway
with my friends car driving beside,
I yelled "take a picture"
For that was the end of my American rides.

[Riff Raff]

Yep well I do have my own dancers too

:wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:
Dancing banana is pretty damn cool
But if you think it's better than me you're a fool
There's none so hot as a certain Riff Raff
Don't get her mixed up with that wannabe Biff Baff

[ZorsT]

it seems to me, this thread is dyeing
and i think its through lack of trying
everyone is thinking of this awesome smilie
and its making me want to reply wryly

Im afraid this is all i can do
for if I miss the bus, my name is poo
I now bid you all goodbye
THat fly is annoying me, its gonna die

:done:

[Slipstream]

it seems to me, this thread is dyeing
and i think its through lack of trying
Or maybe it's the spelling
There's no way of telling
But I'm sittin' back and admiring

:wari:

[Hitcher]

It is not surprising
That this thread is getting bogged
Consider the added value
Of a dead horse being flogged.

[Biff]

That Riff Raff thinks she is oh so cool
But she needs to know that I am no fool
Im a wannabee am I? A wanna be what?
A wanna be biker? Somehow I think not
Cos you are a newbie, still learning to ride
but afraid of the road, so in here you hide
cos if I found you, you know that I'd thrash your backside
in a road race my lady, before you go wild

But don't worry Mis Raff Riff it wont be that long
before you know what you're doing, not doing it wrong
but best I be nice, as she drives big van
and scrapes bikers from the highway with her pretty lights on
and the last thing that I need is to not be her friend
just in case there's a time when I misjudge a bend

[Waylander]

It's amazing to see what you writers do write,
and im glad this thread did not come to a fight.
Slipstream made it from her creative delight,
And it has been here like a shining bright light.

So Biff Baff is nice without foolish pride,
even if a big ego he does hide.
And now Riff Raff can ride,
with the big boys oon north side.

As for the others I will not deny,
you're all a great bunch with humor quite dry.
And one day we'll meet and have a good fly,
on the roads, day or night, under the great New Zealand sky!!

[Sniper]

Ba doom doom cha

[Biff]

My ego isn't all that big, I just pretend it is
I just pretend I know it all, I really take the piss

Or maybe I'm just lying, and I'm a really special guy
I'm handsome, clever, filthy rich or simply like to lie

You can BS here on KB and it matters not a bit
cos most people know Im joking, and the rest can suck my $hit

[Deano]

There's not much I can say about Deano
For he is a quiet man


Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.

[Sniper]

Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.


I had that thought too, doesnt work :banana:

[Biff]

Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.

No you fool - that's me!!

[ZorsT]

my spelling isn't that bad
but still, it makes me sad
when people point out, and diss
it makes me sink into abyss

English isn't exactly my strong point
But i have seen worse at a burger joint
dictionary.com is a very useful tool
to make me seem less of a fool

and now my typing is almost done
but the clouds have covered the sun
so i dunno, i might stay here a while
you lot always make me smile

:2thumbsup

[Jamezo]

Oh how can you forget the awesome Jamezo?
Who always will rail against the status quo
Phd(Hons) of the school of rock
His awesome hair makes it a mortal lock

He takes the fight to the retard low riders
While sarcastically belonging to the East Siders
Nobody is safe when his mighty Axe wails
But if it's not in tune, the 9 mil will not fail

He promotes socialism, wields his mind like a blade
If you drive a Hummer, be very afraid
A force to be reckoned with, all over the land
He writes in third person, why, no-one understands

[ZorsT]

I think this thread is dead, its sad
I guess it was a passing fad
Thanks to those who gave me good rep
I cant tell who it was, Jonny Depp??

I wrote this rhyme while at school
but don't worry, im not a fool
all the set tasks were done
so then i got on with some fun

I really enjoyed this thread
I would read it before bed
If I kept rhyming here,
do people actually care??


maybe I should start a poll with that question

[Waylander]

This thread is dead I must admit,
and no I shall not have a fit,
even though with it i can win,
and continue be more active than Blakamin.

I'm almost done with this silly rhyme,
and I believe I have spent enough time,
on this thread where rhyme abides,
and soon i will go out for a ride.
:wari:

[Slipstream]

Is this thread dead
Or is it conjection?
I myself believe
in resurrection.

I understand
that it's going slow
the post count is getting
rather low

but think but this
as you turn your head
that it gives you comfort
going to bed

that there is a place
where you can go
to spout shit
about things you know

I started this thread
because I could
not for rep points
maybe I should???

but if this is the end
then so be it
but I will remember
our KB wit

so with this verse here
i shall end this rhyme
with goodbye and don't forget
there's always another time

:spudwave:

[SPORK]

So it's all over
Without a farewell
But is it the finish
As it was going so well

The rhymes they did flow
Through the board of keys
With much laughter abound
They'll be sure to please

And so from the 'Havoc
I'm off from the net
To listen to Metal
And shortly forget

About times on KB
With many a 'Q'
Without all you mugs
I'd have no idea what to do

I don't know where
This babble is heading
All I'm sure of
Is that I can't think of anything to rhyme with heading, so I'll pretend this never happened.

:wari: <-- To catch in on the craze

[Biff]

Is it over? Is it gone?
Did I say something wrong?
Did my huge bulging ego bring pain like a prong?
Or prick like a prickle, I have a big dong
now where is that cute nurse with my nice injectionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
:doctor: :baby:

[Waylander]

Good one there Mr Biff Baff.
I read it and then I just had to laugh!!
Now if you dont mind im gonna stop the posting
for an hour or two while these boys do thier thing
Cause its Crusty Demons on two and im not boasting.

[marty]

nope, i think that it's over
unless honda comes back soon
cause the first thing that he'll probably do
is go frantic in his computer room

[marty]

and three thousand old threads will be dragged
from where they should have been dreaming
of surfing the web thingy forever, but no
they're bought back up kicking and screaming

[Biff]

i read
this thread
just now
out loud

i smiled
again
and again

then frowned
out loud
tick tock
the clock
said bed
to me
instead

:niceone:

[Atomic]

Just to change tempo a bit, here are some Haikus inspired by last weekends ride:

Hot sun melting tar,
Loose gravel spread across road,
I love summer rides.

Locked brakes on Kwaka,
Aiming right at us wobbling,
Please miss, Atomic!

Blue smoke rising up,
Oil burning in iron cans,
Here comes Two Smoker.

Five speed and two pots,
The VTR roars round bends,
Krayys ride aint half bad.


Arghhhhh your never gonna let me live that down!!!
Cheers for going to the trouble mate!

[Waylander]

Yokai if you would please explain,
and you'll tell us I do pray
But if you please dont refrain
but what is bendamindaday?

[Riff Raff]

Yokai if you would please explain,
and you'll tell us I do pray
But if you please dont refrain
but what is bendamindaday?

Break it down now
Bend ... wicky wicky wow
A :wari: :wari:
Mind... wicky wicky shit
A :wari: :wari: :wari:
Day .... breakdance! :wari: :banana:

Oh dear I think I need a coffee!

[Slipstream]

Break it down now
Bend ... wicky wicky wow
A :wari: :wari:
Mind... wicky wicky shit
A :wari: :wari: :wari:
Day .... breakdance! :wari: :banana:

Oh dear I think I need a coffee!

As I said before
I believe in ressurection
It hasn't died
but taken a new direction

From funny prose about
KBers and there bike use
To haikus and rap and
breakdancing produce

So enough with this
out of style poetry
and on to the fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fresh
new hop hipity :wari:

Word to your mutha

Peace
I'm outta here

[Yokai]

You guys are lost
I'm rapping with frost
That hurts your ears
They burst with the cost
Of the rhymes that I throw down over you

But you can't see
That's just what I mean
When I tell you
You're gonna gleam
Like so much dust in my new rearview

Gotta think harder
And use your rap ardour
Cos you know that I'm great
I'll take on all of your fathers
And shut them down with this my killer brew

Cos it goes like this:

There's Slipstream and Biff baff
With AllucardDrake and Riff Raff
Hitcher, JR and my ol' mate Jims comin' thru

Just lost in the wind
One rhyme and they're pinned
You read it here first and you knowthatitstrue

Her comes CryHavoc
Who just don't give a F***
He ain't got the luck
You dogs better duck
'Cos Im gonna keep rhymin' over you!

[Biff]

Make some forkin noize
girls n boyz
hooning around on your big boys toyz

whose in da house?, it's da KB crew
rapping, tank slapping, can you guess whose who?
from cute bikie chicks to fuckwits unable
to make rhyme nor sense, just plain unstable

just dont you forget to remember this
that most of us here just plain take the pi$$
without cause or malice, so remember my man
that you may talk bollox, but not like Biff can

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

[SPORK]

Regge-Re-ReReRe-ReggeRegge

Yo yo yo, out here in the Hutt
You gotta be sharp, you gotta be cut
All you wannabe rappers stay down in the dirt
Coz 'Havoc and the posse are comin' for you!

We rap here, yeah, we rap there
We rapped Yokai right off his chair
And stood on his face, to hide his shame
Of gettin' beaten at his own game

*Bass Breakdown*

Now when I came, I said the Hutt was our home
Beatin' all the playas with a garden gnome
But now we startin' to expand
So you better be watching out at your homeland

*Various Scratches and drum beats*

[Yokai]

'Sup Havoc you n' your crew
Aint you got nothin' better to do
Than pick fights wit' those more erudite 'n you?

You sittin' down there talking yo shit
when you frightened cos you - you's my bitch
And all I gotta do is spark my SRV kit

I seen all you moves in stere ereo
They's all played out - jus' makes me weary yo!
So I'm comin through like yo Momma's 3d video!!

You aint no Biff and you wanna play it?
Like bitch - you cain't even say it
Just get on your knees, suck, yeah fellate it!

But I ain't got no beef wit' de Welly gang
Just confused they let you in wit' your AG wang!
Cos baby yo' ride - that ain't no thang!

So get over here, Havoc let's see wassup
Yo rhymes as lame as an apple Freshen Up!
Got no flava - that's right less 'n a paper cup!

Let's see what you got you panty waist Mutha
Can you put 4 words one after the other?
Call me when I'm done wit' Your Mother!

[ZorsT]

how, and why has this thread gone to rap?
As i was readng it, my foot was going a tappity-tap
Even though I hate, and dont listen to that crap

my eyelids are heavy, and wont stay open
I do not think that i am coping
with all this shit you lot must be smoking

my verse's have gone from four lines to three
I dunno why, it just seems to be
I like this thread, how about you? dunno, thats just me

Oh, i just cant wait for monday, for its the day
I get to wake with a hangover, and say gidday
to my teachers, who will ask, "are you feeling okay?"

I almost died today, the roads were wet
If i had, a few people would notice, i bet
That car smashed into the ditch would look bad
while my family, and remaining friends would be sad

the driver learned something I already knew
to not drive like the road is dry, when its not
Luckily we live to see tomorrows dew

And so now, i must visit the land of nod
'cos me, im a pathetic sod
who needs sleep like he needs a drink
(I wonder, if we chucked WINJA in the sea, would he sink???)

[Jamezo]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE SHIT THIS TURNED INTO A RAP BATTLE THREAD?

[Waylander]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE SHIT THIS TURNED INTO A RAP BATTLE THREAD?
Don't know. I ran out of rhymes and I can't rap so I think imdonw with this thread. So have fun.:wari:

[marty]

long before it turned into a shouting, abusive one.

[SPORK]

Yokai you wanna scrap?
That's down wid me
Coz I know you's crap

The tempo's changed
Your brain's deranged
But still you at this lark
It's time to shift out of 'Park'

You diss mah bike, I'll hit you up
I'll crush you on the ground
Like a mo'fuckin' styrofome cup

You rhyme it with it with it
That probably proves that
Your rap aint nothin' but ****

Yeah, yous got the skillz
But when it comes to rap
Go back to poppin' pills

Tupac was mah Dad
Coz on the East, we hit em up
Should 'splain why yo so bad

This be da last verse
Coz I'm done stompin'
So read it and curse
Coz me and yo' mum be rompin'!

[ZorsT]

I dont see why you lot are replyn'
you see, there aint no use in tryn'
to beat me, you'd have to be superman
or that, or have some kinda master plan

Poetic lisence is allowing me
to write, type how i wish
get back in the kition, make me some tea
I have full control of that bitch

Just like your momma, that tool
you grew up to be such a fool
to challenge me at what I do best
Would put all you skills to the test

Some of you, not many
would beat me, for a penny

bikes are good, bikes are great
its those asshole bikers that i hate

Aiiiiiiiiight

all text in the colour blue was included so that i get more "street cred"

[Slipstream]

all text in the colour blue was included so that i get more "street cred"


What's the orange for then?

[ZorsT]

What's the orange for then?

'cos i could.

[Ramius]

Well, my poetry skills
are as good as I ride hills
I crashed a bike
Maybe its time for a Trike...

[ZorsT]

Well, my poetry skills
are as good as I ride hills
I crashed a bike
Maybe its time for a Trike...

dont feel bad, my comrade
I fell off to, you fell off worse
and i bet it made you curse

im almost better now
you are recovering to
when i came off, i certainly flew

my rhymes are just rhymes this time
i couldn't be fecked with that rap-clap-trap
Ramius posted on this thread, so did I, after my nap

[Yokai]

Cryhavoc thinks he's got it all down
But his bike leaks oil all over the town
He's Ken Branagh in Depardieus bod
Weeny voice but thinks he's god
Shouldn't post here but in the thread about Ravings
Im not sure if the dude's even shaving!

I told you once I'll say it again
Marty's out here - n' he's got a brain
You got somethin' to say to me bro?
Lose the caps lock - yeah you Jamez HO!
I'm gonna kick it with the old school rhymin'
Don't like the way you wanksta's are chimin'

You ain't nuttin on the gangsta front
I'll take all your 40s and smoke up your blunt
When you come through your front door hollerin' screamin!
I'm on the floor givin' ya Honey a reamin'

But nah you're right... - I ain't got nothin but mouth
Not like your posse down there in the south
My SRV falls behind on our rides
But at least I keep it up off it's sides!

Slipstream started all of this mess
She's hurt inside - but a real princess
See her profile - look at that wink
Enough to make this keyboard geek think

Now Good'n'Suchlike and that Ramius kid
Got much to thank - specially their lid
We don't wanna see more of them sliding manoeuvres
Wanna keep dancing wit the KB GROOVERS!!!!

[SPORK]

Cryhavoc, I haven't forgotten you
You need not worry for any degree
Carrying your volcano handbag of
Refined flesh and exploding energy

I think you're OK, I think you're great
Look you even get another verse
But seriously now, come on we're mates
What is up with that white purse?
Well the deal is this
It's quite easy to distinguish
I take the piss
Of those what speak don't english

I'm quite proud you looked
It made me feel spesh'
The bag's funky and cool
Some would say it's fresh!