Take a break for 1 minute (this is good)

[Nasty]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!



Have a great day!

[hayd3n]

huh????????????????????

[naphazoline]

well done:niceone:

[scorpious]

huh????????????????????

:stupid: Don't get it

[Ocean1]

:D




10fchar

[stevewederell]

:stupid: Don't get it

If you don't get it you're too old...down side for me is a) I read the crappy joke and b) I must be old!!

[Boob Johnson]

"Knick knack patty whack give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home"


Is the line of an old nursery rhyme (or song, can't remember) by the name of "this old man"


Had a good giggle at that as did a handful of backpackers hangin over my shoulder at the time :niceone:

[Fatjim]

I must admit that when I read the punch line I breathed out.

[Blossom]

nice one...:wari:

[raftn]

That was very clever i thought........

[NOMIS]

ok... that was like so not funny it made me laugh however very clever

[Bass]

"Knick knack patty whack give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home"


Is the line of an old nursery rhyme (or song, can't remember) by the name of "this old man"


:

Shit I'm old.

It's a parody on a line from a song called "The children's marching song" (sometimes called "This old man") from an old movie that I think was called " The inn of the sixth happiness"
It was about a bunch of wartime refugee kids trying to get to safety with a British woman missionary during (I think) the Japanese invasion of China - hence the "marching" stuff.
Based on a true story, I believe

FFS I think it was in black and white

Shit I'm old

[Boob Johnson]

Shit I'm old.

It's a parody on a line from a song called "The children's marching song" (sometimes called "This old man") from an old movie that I think was called " The inn of the sixth happiness"
It was about a bunch of wartime refugee kids trying to get to safety with a British woman missionary during (I think) the Japanese invasion of China - hence the "marching" stuff.
Based on a true story, I believe

FFS I think it was in black and white

Shit I'm old
lol top effort :niceone:

Cheers for that

[portokiwi]

:lol: yes it was good

[Bass]

lol top effort :niceone:

Cheers for that

Since you stirred the dank, dark, foetid recesses of my memory, I went and looked it up. It appears that to my amazement, I got it mostly right.
The film was released in 1958 and starred Ingrid Bergman it seems.
I have this vague memory of being sent to see it by my Mother at about the age of 7 and being bored out of my tiny mind.
I therefore cannot recommend it to you and have never trusted my mother's judgement of films since.

[Boob Johnson]

Since you stirred the dank, dark, foetid recesses of my memory, I went and looked it up. It appears that to my amazement, I got it mostly right.
The film was released in 1958 and starred Ingrid Bergman it seems.
I have this vague memory of being sent to see it by my Mother at about the age of 7 and being bored out of my tiny mind.
I therefore cannot recommend it to you and have never trusted my mother's judgement of films since.
lol Ingrid Bergman, what a hotty :innocent:

[Bass]

lol Ingrid Bergman, what a hotty :innocent:

Finally, something we agree on.
However, I was unable to appreciate it at the age of 7.

[Boob Johnson]

Finally, something we agree on.
However, I was unable to appreciate it at the age of 7.
Late bloomer aye? :laugh:

[Bass]

Late bloomer aye? :laugh:

Well yes actually.
But I have been working hard on catching up for many years.
I expect that I will make a first class dirty old man, quite soon now.
There's only the "old" part left to get right.

[Winston001]

Here is a Mitch Miller version and I think Berl Ives did it too.

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=vKj_4dk45KY

[Bass]

Here is a Mitch Miller version and I think Berl Ives did it too.

Bloody hell, another archaeologist in our midst

[Boob Johnson]

Here is a Mitch Miller version and I think Berl Ives did it too.

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=vKj_4dk45KY
Baaa ha ha, classic Winston :clap:

[marty]

only the 3rd repost. the search function is your (and everyone elses) friend.

[007XX]

only the 3rd repost. the search function is your (and everyone elses) friend.

Oh Poo to you! It was funny...ok, don't beat me up :dodge:

Some reposts are all about timing i reckon...:D

[marty]

like these ones? http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=16221

now they were funny:)

[Matt_TG]

Hehe all I remember is as kids ...

This old man he played one he played knick knack on my BUM with a knick nack etc etc

With POO for two and WEE for three. Shit it was hilarious and sooooo rude. We nearly got our mouths washed out with soap, a belt across the ass with a wooden spoon and no TV for a week for those pearlers. Ahhh the good old days!