What do you do when your bird says the 'L' word...

[Fatt Max]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:

[jimbo600]

Reach for the black and yellow handle and bang outta there brother. That bird's unrecoverable.

[Aero165]

Excuse my ignorance but whats the "L" word?

[PrincessBandit]

Excuse my ignorance but whats the "L" word?

Lesbian of course!:msn-wink:

[smoky]

She said the 'L' word to show you how much she loves you.
It's your turn now - show her how much she means to you;

Have wild sex with her in the garage then put the bike in the bedroom - she'll feel loved but still know what the pecking order is.

Important - get her dad into motorbikes, or run him over with one
wink at her mum every now and then - it really confuses them
:niceone:

[sinfull]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allnwed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:

It's too late bro !!! Sounds to me you gonna let the lower brain make the decision anyway ! Can't wait to see your posts when teh tap gets turned off after she has controll !

Song in there somewhere !

[Rob Taylor]

If she doesnt like bikes ,your screwed if you stay...Find a womam that likes what you do,,dont be stupid,,,RUNNNNNNN:wari:

[Fatjim]

Tell her the truth, she will respect you for it.

[Usarka]

If you're still around and asking this question it means that are beyond hope. Ie you are screwed. You obviously have to look to other people to tell you how to live your life and she is nicely filling that role for you.

Accept your fate, it comes in the form of a thumbprint on your scalp.


And how many times have i told you to put the forks in the dishwasher seperate to the knives. And they must be up the right way. Can't you do anything right?

:innocent:

[smoky]

Tell her the truth, she will respect you for it.

Or tell her a really good lie and pretend she still respects you

[sAsLEX]

Where is the waste 4 years of your life reciprocating to be dumped at the drop of the hat option?

[AllanB]

Buy a Honda - then she will know why you did not respond.

Ha ha ha Honda joke.


What the F - dang now I'm making Honda jokes :mad:

[AllanB]

Buy a Honda - then she will know why you did not respond.

Ha ha ha Honda joke.


What the F - dang now I'm making Honda jokes :mad:



Oh ha bloody ha another 'gay' Honda joke what a knob :angry:

[gammaguy]

if she really loves you,she,ll love the bikes too.:done:

if she doesnt really love you,she,s just saying it so she can get her share of gratuitous,kinky and frantic sex from you as often as possible.:love:

my advice is to exploit both scenarios vigorously:Punk:

[sinfull]

And how many times have i told you to put the forks in the dishwasher seperate to the knives. And they must be up the right way. Can't you do anything right?

:innocent:Janet ??? Is that you ? Haven't heard from you since our kids came of age !!! Awwww hehe haha bwahahahaha the control factors grew up huh ?


Oh ha bloody ha another 'gay' Honda joke what a knob :angry: Second sign is hair growing on your palm !

[howdamnhard]

if she really loves you,she,ll love the bikes too.:done:

if she doesnt really love you,she,s just saying it so she can get her share of gratuitous,kinky and frantic sex from you as often as possible.:love:

my advice is to exploit both scenarios vigorously:Punk:

What he said.If she loves you for who you are she shouldn't try change you :laugh::laugh::laugh:.Pillion her once you get your full or tell her you need your own personal space once in a while and blast off by yourself.

[fire eyes]

:bleh: :niceone: do whatever she says! if more men listened to women the world would be a much better place lol

[sinfull]

:bleh: :niceone: do whatever she says! if more men listened to women the world would be a much better place lol
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaha ha ha h
ok sorry FE going to sleep now !

[fire eyes]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaha ha ha h
ok sorry FE going to sleep now !

Ur gunna geta slap Sinfull :spanking:

[sinfull]

Ur gunna geta slap Sinfull :spanking:

promises promises !!!!

[fire eyes]

promises promises !!!!

:nya: fk your a smartarse

[sinfull]

:nya: fk your a smartarse
And your in brissy lol Wiggles his ass on out of here !

[Owl]

Lesbian of course!:msn-wink:

If that's true, where's the option to "Bring a friend"!:innocent:

[Trudes]

My bird only says two words "pretty" and "birdy".

[CookMySock]

I take it this is not a pisstake..


Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera. So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:She likes you coz you are you. Don't change anything.

And stop pretending you are someone else so she'll like you - she already likes you. If you don't want to go to her parents place all the time then don't. If you really want to have bikes then keep it and buy an extra one. If you want to drink from the bottle, just rip into it, and if you hate stage shows then don't go to the fucking things.

If you start pretending now, you both will have many years of pain and confusion until reality sets back in.

Gawd that was serious wasnt it.. :nono:

Steve

[davebullet]

Being serious also (and having the experience of a failed marriage with kids)...

Don't be a doormat. She'll lose respect for you. this doesn't mean you say no to everything she asks, but you draw a line between what you will and won't do and make that clear. This includes your bike. Forget about her for a moment and ask yourself, would you be happy not riding another bike until you die? This decision is independent of anyone else.

You will have to do things with her you don't normally like. Likewise, she might have to ride pillion with you if scared of bikes. This is part of relationship building and shows your support of the other's interests. It doesn't mean you have to go to shows each week - but you will get extra brownie points (= shagging for us one track mind men) if you go to a show and talk to her heaps - asking what she enjoyed and how it compared to others.

Women like schedules, lists, calendars when it comes to planning things in advance like dinners at parents, holidays. (PS: They also like you to surprise them - I'm talking about the together things you do or regular stuff). What this means, is you don't at 5pm tell her I'm not going to dinner at your parents, but you tell her every 2nd week (or when the weather is spot on) - you'll be riding your bike. This will avoid letting her down at the last minute and spoiling expectations etc...

Above all - you do have to be yourself as the others have said. If you don't, then you eventually will naturally (you can't fight it) - so be yourself now and if it's meant to be - it will.

Cheers,
Dave.

[jafar]

:apint:
Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:

Cut the tart loose & be your own man, if she really loves you it is for who you are & what you are.:devil2:

Get a bigger bike:ride:.... one with NO pillion seat, go out with the guys when you want to & drink your beer any damn way you please. :apint::beer::beer:

Don't change who you are for a woman, they don't respect you for it in the long run.:doh:

If you love someone set them free, if they come back to you they are yours, if they don't they never were :msn-wink:

[smoky]

I take it this is not a pisstake..

She likes you coz you are you. Don't change anything.

And stop pretending you are someone else so she'll like you - she already likes you. If you don't want to go to her parents place all the time then don't. If you really want to have bikes then keep it and buy an extra one. If you want to drink from the bottle, just rip into it, and if you hate stage shows then don't go to the fucking things.

If you start pretending now, you both will have many years of pain and confusion until reality sets back in.

Gawd that was serious wasnt it.. :nono:

Steve
Flippin heck mate – you took it seriously, you don’t think he wanted real advice do you?
Do you think anyone would be mad enough to ask for relationship counselling from a bunch of eclectic bike riding freaks on KB???
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Manxman]

:bleh: :niceone: do whatever she says! if more men listened to women the world would be a much better place lol

We've spent the last nine years doing that, and look where it got us...:doh:

[puddy]

:bleh: :niceone: do whatever she says! if more men listened to women the world would be a much better place lol
Don't listen to HELEN! Don't think we can take another three years.

[fire eyes]

Don't listen to HELEN! Don't think we can take another three years.

I said 'women' not 'shemen' :shutup:

[raftn]

Is helen Clark a woman? here i was thinking it was a guy with a girls name...........now i get it!

[puddy]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:
Post a picture of her. She might be the best you'll ever get! And you might have to be smart, pull your head out (of your arse), sell the VL250, and be happy that you are not trying to marry your bike like skidmark!

[sidecar bob]

:apint:



Get a bigger bike:ride:.... one with NO pillion seat

You only need to get one with a tail tidy, That way you can slip it off if you want to take a mate for a cruise & slip it back on before you go home & she will be none the wiser.

[Headbanger]

You spend Saturday nights hanging at her parents?

Madness, Once a year for that carry on is more then enough, And if anyone tries to badmouth shit ya love (like riding ya bike) you need to shoot them down.

As for your girl, Slip it up her arse, That should see how deep her love is.

If she handles that then borrow $50 off her then split for a three day bender.

[jrandom]

Run like the wind.

Don't have anything to do with a woman who tries to pry you away from the bike. That always indicates baaaaaad things.

There's always another chick somewhere who gives better head and would prefer that you kept the motorcycle. Go snag that one.

[Forest]

Christ! Why the hell are you even listening to what she says?

Sounds like that's your problem right there. :msn-wink:

[sidecar bob]

Run like the wind.

Don't have anything to do with a woman who tries to pry you away from the bike. That always indicates baaaaaad things.

There's always another chick somewhere who gives better head and would prefer that you kept the motorcycle. Go snag that one.

Have to say, Im with the random guy on this one.

[PrincessBandit]

Flippin heck mate - ...Do you think anyone would be mad enough to ask for relationship counselling from a bunch of eclectic bike riding freaks on KB???
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Uh, oh so not electric bike riding freaks then. My bad. Oops.

[Lucy]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. ......:Oi:

Admit that you are gay and go and live your life how 'you' want to.

That's what writing 'her' in apostrophes means doesn't it? Any normal bloke does what he wants, I thought. If you really don't like spending that time with her folks, she must be worth it in some way?

Look back when you are a sad lonely old man and wonder why you gave it all up, or get on with it.

[jrandom]

Look back when you are a sad lonely old man and wonder why you gave it all up, or get on with it.

Chortle, chortle.

Been burned by a man who knew what was good for him and what wasn't, have we, m'dear?

:msn-wink:

[Lucy]

Chortle, chortle.

Been burned by a man who knew what was good for him and what wasn't, have we, m'dear?

:msn-wink:

Is that how it reads? Haha, no, not at all! But I do know of a few single men who would do anything to have a steady girlfriend, and I know of some who prefer to live the single life doing what they want.

So someone who has a girl who loves them, but who complains about it on an internet forum, strikes me as a fake.

[jrandom]

So someone who has a girl who loves them, but who complains about it on an internet forum, strikes me as a fake.

She's attempting to use her 'love' as a way to pry him away from his motorcycle.

That's not love.

[James Deuce]

She doesn't have to like bikes. She has to be a person who is happy with who you are. If she's trying to change you then you need to run.

[jrandom]

She doesn't have to like bikes. She has to be a person who is happy with who you are. If she's trying to change you then you need to run.

Yeah, what he said.

:yes:

Doesn't have to be motorcycles; it could be about anything he happens to cherish. Point is, she doesn't give a fuck that he cherishes something, to her, it's just a piece of his life to be rearranged at her convenience for something more 'sensible'.

Run. Like. Hell.

[Gwinch]

... and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

All other matters aside, what's wrong with Phantom Of The Opera? Mamma Mia I'll excuse as it's a steaming pile but the other is a classic of our time to be appreciated!

[Lucy]

She's attempting to use her 'love' as a way to pry him away from his motorcycle.

That's not love.

Ok I obviously read it totally wrong. I thought it was the Parents who were trying to talk him out of bikes.

If indeed it is the 'girlfriend' who is doing it, I agree, it's not love, and he should break it off, and shouldn't have to ask about it.

I stayed single until I found the right person, so have no experience in these matters anyway, don't even know why I read the poll, wasn't even drunk!

[jrandom]

how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......:Oi:

Actually, nobody's answered that question for you yet, have they?

It's easy, but it requires balls. It'll do wonders for your self-respect, though. Particularly once you find the next girl, and realise that there really are a lot of fish in the sea, and that you're under no obligation to slavishly chase any particular one of them.

It goes like this:

"I don't like your attitude. Your approach toward our relationship is not compatible with the way I want to live, and it's no longer worthwhile pursuing, as far as I'm concerned. I'm calling it. Let's try and stay friends, though, eh?"

Be firm, and don't let her weasel and whimper her way out of it. Your decision needs to be made before you talk to her.

[Tank]

I did some research for you and found this:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=342735&highlight=baby+mortgage

it starts with: ""WHAT?" I exclaimed, sitting bolt upright in bed.
"I want a baby", my girlfriend repeated.
My life flashed before my eyes, I was 20, I had a long term career, a mortgage, a pension, a bad back and a Ford Mondeo.
Something had to change, and in that instant I realised what it was.

Everything...."

and goes onto him getting a bike and riding from the UK to Australia.

Seriously breaking up can be a good thing.

[magicfairy]

If you are asking this question on a public forum, then I suspect you already know what the answer should be... get out before it's too late.

If you have doubts this early in the relationship then she probably isn't "The One"

She will be upset, but it is equally wrong to try and be something you are not for her, as it is for her to try and change you.


A wise friend once said to me
"Don't be with Mr Wrong when Mr Right does come along"