Dirty bitches.

[madbikeboy]

My little scoot has been frolicking around in Auckland's winter, and as a result she's dirtier than a Westie chick on a cocktail of porn and booze. So, being the nice guy that I am, I headed down to washworld. $16 in $2 coins and an hour later, she's still covered in a film of muck.

Being too lazy for my own good (and in the middle of renovations and working huge fucking hours), is there anyone who professionally cleans bikes to showroom standards?

MBB.

[MIXONE]

Yes me but Wellywood is a bit far to do a pick up from.
There is a lady in Auckland who does many of the bike shops.Charlie is her name and she advertises in Kiwirider I think.She does a great job from all acoounts.

[nodrog]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=8832

[Mom]

MBB.

Read the thread title and thought you were talking about us

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=34

[madbikeboy]

Read the thread title and thought you were talking about us

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=34

No, the title is dirty bitches, not hot bitches... :bleh:

[Mully]

December 13th - bikini bike wash at Mt Eden.

[scracha]

DMNTD cleans bikes really well. I'm sure he gets a chubby in the process.

Through in an extra $50 and I'm sure he'd wear a bikini too.


Oh...if you're a lazy cant like moi, then a can of cheapo warehouse engine degreaser foams up and removes all sorts of $hit without wasting your own energy. You could also try brushing diesel over the dirty bits and then hosing it down......best not done whilst engine hot though.

[Swoop]

DMNTD cleans bikes really well. I'm sure he gets a chubby in the process.
Nah. He just sells it when it gets dirty. Just buy another...

[Number One]

Dag nabbit not one dirty bitch to be seen - damn liar!

I shall remedy with some dirty bitches.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UujJoGtw-Cc/RixHp7IJI_I/AAAAAAAAALE/qUjAZ06ETuI/IMG_1628.JPG

They may not both be bitches but the unsafe search for 'dirty bitches' scarred me for life so you get this :blip:

[madbikeboy]

DMNTD cleans bikes really well. I'm sure he gets a chubby in the process.

Through in an extra $50 and I'm sure he'd wear a bikini too.


Oh...if you're a lazy cant like moi, then a can of cheapo warehouse engine degreaser foams up and removes all sorts of $hit without wasting your own energy. You could also try brushing diesel over the dirty bits and then hosing it down......best not done whilst engine hot though.

If I wear a bikini, does that mean that I save $50, or do I pay and extra $50?

I used the useless degreaser at wash world, and a lot of scrubbing (and ended up with a bunch of dirty scrubbers...). I'll try the warehouse as a last resort (they are a bunch of scoundrels who introduced parallel importing into NZ...).

[madbikeboy]

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[chubby]

I'm sure he gets a chubby in the process.



He does not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :girlfight: :laugh:

[Number One]

Cupcakes :lol: :blip:

[madbikeboy]

Cupcakes; how I do love cupcakes and sultry brunettes...

[laserracer]

I like my brunettes with extra BIG....cupcakes :shit::confused::msn-wink:

Wonder why the chic in the first pic is using a sponge she could just use her...cupcakes

[Stirts]

I like my brunettes with extra BIG....cupcakes :shit::confused::msn-wink:

She wants you!

[laserracer]

Hi mum :shit: i love my family photos:Punk::wari:

[AlBundy]

10 characterthingawotsits...

[laserracer]

WOW more cup cakes and some cream bums:shit:
actually thats the rest of the family they ma sisters

[AlBundy]

Few more.......

[laserracer]

Now wheres that picture of granny:shutup:

[laserracer]

oh yeah there she is the one on the end( optajism)
Hi gran:wavey:hows the pole dancin going ??

[AlBundy]

Oh, why not, since we're talking dirty girls...

[AlBundy]

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[laserracer]

Hey Al im really startin to like your style:confused:

[AlBundy]

Hey Al im really startin to like your style:confused:

Bwahahahahaha....

Any red-blooded males will like these....

Well, with the exception of Maha....

[laserracer]

Hell mr bundy how did ya get that pic of the tied up chic i thought she was still in my shed:shutup::angry::mellow::shifty::shifty:

[madbikeboy]

Oh shit, the MOD's will remove this within minutes...

[laserracer]

Hell i love this site, i can watch my porn and bike stuff all at the same time:wari:

[AlBundy]

A few dirrrrtttyyy ones..

[AlBundy]

Doh, I suppose I should be ticking the nudity boxes....

Will do now...

[laserracer]

i wanna be that pole

[AlBundy]

Ok, ticked all the boxes...

[laserracer]

i wa:shutup:nna do other things with all those boxes ..but ticking thems ok too

[AlBundy]

Almost running out...

[laserracer]

Nice collection of dirty bitches AL

[AlBundy]

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[laserracer]

oooohhhh bathtime looks like fun might have to bring my rubber dickie... ooopps sorry ducky:buggerd:

[madbikeboy]

This is one dirty bitch.

[AlBundy]

Almost done, sorry lads...

[AlBundy]

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[AlBundy]

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[laserracer]

i love it when a chic holds my pole:eek5:

[Maha]

Isn't there another forum for posting pics of this nature?
General bikers is hardly the place dont ya think Moderators???
The thread has been taken way off topic.

[AlBundy]

Isn't there another forum for posting pics of this nature?
General bikers is hardly the place dont ya think Moderators???
The thread has been taken way off topic.


I'll take the blame....

That said, don't look at the pics if you don't like them.... I don't think they are all objectionable, I just clicked on them to be safe, as to not offend anyone, or get anyone at work in trouble...

Put it in the MOTARD section... We can handle this stuff.... We are a bit different you know...

[Maha]

I'll take the blame....

That said, don't look at the pics if you don't like them....

Didnt say I dont like them dude, start ya own thread in R 'n' R.
Im sure yourself and laserracer can enjoy each others company all night somewhere else........try LOA....its perfect for people like you.

[AlBundy]

Didnt say I dont like them dude, start ya own thread in R 'n' R.
Im sure yourself and laserracer can enjoy each others company all night somewhere else........try LOA....its perfect for people like you.

People like me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

You just go and stick your head back in the sand, or crawl back into that conservative corner of yours, why don't you....

[dwnundabkr]

ooooooooooooooooooooyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Maha]

People like me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

You just go and stick your head back in the sand, or crawl back into that conservative corner of yours, why don't you....


You seem to have stoped!
Guess I was right to point out the obvious?
Happy to help.

[Number One]

You seem to have stoped!
Guess I was right to point out the obvious?
Happy to help.


I may well have started that with my post Maha...can I have a :spanking: I've been particularly bad today :blip: And yes LOA was made for ME :innocent:

[chester]

I need more........:drool:

[scracha]

Nah. He just sells it when it gets dirty. Just buy another...

Selling bikes != crashing then insurance claim

I hear he's gonna race in clubmans. I'm fuckin glad I'm not in that clas any more otherwise i'd be investing in rear mirrors and crashbars.

[AlBundy]

You seem to have stoped!
Guess I was right to point out the obvious?
Happy to help.

I never stoped, I stopped but it had nothing whatsoever to do with your input... I didn't have any more...

As for the rest... Tui....

BWAHAHAHAHAHA......

[nico]

what no more gees...... soft
but :niceone:mate