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snuffles
3rd November 2008, 14:10
Well, imagine my surprise and joy (read fear) when wifey announced that we will be 3 within a very short period of time.......

So that go me to thinking....

Is it safe to strap the kiddy seat to the Bandit? if so where do you get tiny helmets from?

and how much do new born leathers cost?

See i am ready for father hood:Pokey::Pokey::banana:

Nasty
3rd November 2008, 14:11
Congratulations Snuffles .. that of course is fantastic news!!

Katman
3rd November 2008, 14:16
That's what duffle bags are for, isn't it?

snuffles
3rd November 2008, 14:18
That's what duffle bags are for, isn't it?

CYFS might have a little issue with that. but a good cheap alternative...thanks

Katman
3rd November 2008, 14:20
CYFS might have a little issue with that. but a good cheap alternative...thanks

If you keep their head inside the bag CYFS don't ever have to know.

JMemonic
3rd November 2008, 14:27
That's what duffle bags are for, isn't it?

Well that's a bit left field from you :niceone:

Congrats snuffles

Katman
3rd November 2008, 14:27
Kids would be great but I don't think I could be fucked waiting the five years before they could take over mowing the lawns.

snuffles
3rd November 2008, 14:29
Kids would be great but I don't think I could be fucked waiting the five years before they could take over mowing the lawns.

Got me a rideon, I reckon I can have the little bugger out theer from about 3 years onwards:clap:

Number One
3rd November 2008, 14:40
Bit of fabrication something like below could work. Maybe just add a 5 point harness and roll cage and you are away :niceone:

http://www.chubbyscruisers.com/shop/images/ibert1.bmp

Congrats on your impending parenthood :sunny:

Stirts
3rd November 2008, 15:50
Duct tape.....can't go wrong!

Or

Build a play pen for those longer rides, throw a few toys in there, and you're away! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

snuffles
3rd November 2008, 16:46
Duct tape.....can't go wrong!

Or

Build a play pen for those longer rides, throw a few toys in there, and you're away! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You is one sick puppy.........stay away from the kiddies:Pokey::Pokey::Pokey:

AlBundy
3rd November 2008, 16:52
That's what duffle bags are for, isn't it?


If you keep their head inside the bag CYFS don't ever have to know.


Kids would be great but I don't think I could be fucked waiting the five years before they could take over mowing the lawns.

Who are you and what have you done with Katman?

Katman
3rd November 2008, 17:33
Who are you and what have you done with Katman?

Don't worry, the 'other' Katman still makes the occasional guest appearance.

:msn-wink:

Richi
3rd November 2008, 18:09
wow i couldnt dream of takin mine on the bike who cares if i crash and get nailed but if my boy got hurt i couldnt live with myself... take the wee one round in the cage and take ur bike by urself :wari: (not that u will be awake enough to do either lol)

U just wait til u drive home from the hospital with a newborn baby and see if u can drive over 40... its scarey!!!

Katman
3rd November 2008, 18:12
Not even on to page two before someone takes the thread seriously.

Wiki Drifter
3rd November 2008, 18:15
dare I suggest you should drive a tin top instead? :innocent:

The Pastor
3rd November 2008, 20:55
if the kid gets wet on the bike, you can put them in the dryer to dry them.

Oakie
3rd November 2008, 21:03
So that go me to thinking....

Is it safe to strap the kiddy seat to the Bandit?

Well it was safe enough on the CB400 http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=849677#post849677

mctshirt
4th November 2008, 05:36
not that u will be awake enough to do either lol

U just wait til u drive home from the hospital with a newborn baby and see if u can drive over 40... its scarey!!!

Congratulations and let me be the first to say "Are you excited yet?" (in my case if they meant terrified and overwhelmed by the responsibility of it all then I'm over the moon) :niceone:

I concur with Richi. And kiss your spare time and disposable income goodbye. Little buggers don't come with a handbook or a workshop manual either :)

portokiwi
4th November 2008, 06:06
:first: way to go mate...:devil2: at least we know what you to have been up to.
No mate you are so lucky. you will enjoy every moment. Remember to be extra nice to her.:msn-wink:

Richi
4th November 2008, 06:12
hope ur ready 2 b told how 2 raise ur kid by every1 and take their advice:blank:

frogfeaturesFZR
4th November 2008, 06:14
Congrats,,,,,,,,you may need the bike to stay sane !:Playnice:

snuffles
4th November 2008, 07:06
Not even on to page two before someone takes the thread seriously.

May be i should start each post with...........This statement is not based on any real person and no small animals were hurt in the making of this statement.

That might actually stop people taking me seriously:spanking:

madbikeboy
4th November 2008, 12:35
Snuffles, for fuck's sake - first time having sex, and you get the girl pregnant?! Hang on a sec, you sure it's even yours? Next time you ride bareback, remember to pull it out and pretend you're a firehose (or a garden hose if that suits better),

Please find attached photo of a crib that has just passed OSH laws (still under review at CYFS).

Seriously, congratulations, you must be stoked.

madbikeboy
4th November 2008, 12:36
hope ur ready 2 b told how 2 raise ur kid by every1 and take their advice:blank:

The only advice from me is ban your kids from using text language... Break their thumbs if you have to...

snuffles
4th November 2008, 12:41
The only advice from me is ban your kids from using text language... Break their thumbs if you have to...

Already have a list of shit that my kid will not do.

No text speak or language( you are half englishman/woman.....speak and write like one.)

if its a girl.......no dating until you leave home!

No winter sports......buggered if i am standing in the cold by a soggy feild

If you are doing drugs or drinking.......share with daddy.

madbikeboy
4th November 2008, 16:06
No dating scumbag bikers especially, and she only leave home when she's 30...

(Sons are different, if you could kick them out at age 13, you would).

Pedrostt500
4th November 2008, 17:10
Congradulations. yep the duct tape sounds about right.
Against popular belife I do like children, but cant eat a whole one.

FJRider
4th November 2008, 17:56
Well, imagine my surprise and joy (read fear) when wifey announced that we will be 3 within a very short period of time.......

So that go me to thinking....

Is it safe to strap the kiddy seat to the Bandit? if so where do you get tiny helmets from?

and how much do new born leathers cost?

See i am ready for father hood:Pokey::Pokey::banana:

Poke it in the tank bag... no worries...

Pixie
5th November 2008, 18:22
Kids would be great but I don't think I could be fucked waiting the five years before they could take over mowing the lawns.
You lock them in the shed at the bottom of the garden and feed them fish heads till they are old enough to do menial tasks.