Perving at your bike

[Fatjim]

Got the bike home today and I keep wanting to go out and just look at it. Its great to have it back in the garage.

Question: How many times a night is it considered healthy to go and look at your bike. After how many times are certain private appendages going to fall off?

[Crasherfromwayback]

One good long hard (as in close!) perv over a few Steinlargers is the way.

[MadDuck]

Start a poll on KB. You will soon find out whats normal and whats not :whistle:

[Madness]

You sure you're not just watching out for oil drips?

[FJRider]

The novelty does wear off... about the time it NEEDS a clean...

[Fatjim]

One good long hard (as in close!) perv over a few Steinlargers is the way.

Tried that, just wasn't enough, and steinlagers for poofs and suzuki riders.


You sure you're not just watching out for oil drips?

If she ain't leaked by now.......fuck it, I'll check again tomorrow.

[icekiwi]

Go out to your garage.....
Open the beer fridge....
Finish perving when its empty....
Oh an keep your hands where we can see them....

[riffer]

Huh.

You can stare at it for another twenty minutes then you have to take it to someone nearby's house to let them try and beat your time over Wallaceville hill.:mellow:

wheres the pics?

[rocketman1]

[QUOTE=Fatjim;1801363]Tried that, just wasn't enough, and steinlagers for poofs and suzuki riders.

Was going to answer you, but get f-----d.
..Suzuki rider

[Subike]

Sat morn,finished rebuilding bike, parked it on lawn, took pics,
sat arvo, kept standing at lounge window admiring bike,
Sat evening, put bike in garage, spent hour polishing bike that was polished,
Sat night went out to garage polished bike again.
Sun morn, put bike on front lawn, took more pics,
Sun lunch, took bike for ride, sat at pub looking at bike.
pub 100m across the road.
Sun arvo bike back on front lawn, polished bike again,
half bottle of wax consumed in 1 day!
Sun night still polishing bike back in garage.
Sun night late, put blankets over bike before going to bed.
Mon went to work,
Mon night clean and polish bike again.
It had gone nowhere all day! But man it looks soooooooo goooood!
Obsessed?
yeap!

[Crasherfromwayback]

If she ain't leaked by now.......fuck it, I'll check again tomorrow.

Probably got no oil left in it mate!

[MotoGirl]

So tell us then, which bit are you perving at?

I'm a huge fan of looking at my Ape's arse and just can't get enough of it :love:

[1 Free Man]

Got the bike home today and I keep wanting to go out and just look at it. Its great to have it back in the garage.

Question: How many times a night is it considered healthy to go and look at your bike. After how many times are certain private appendages going to fall off?
:wacko:All sound pretty unhealthy to me.
This obsession you have developed, how long have you suffered from it.?
Do you find hardening of parts of your anatomy taking place and if so what are you doing to relieve the problem.?
Private appendages are only at risk if they are inserted into unnatural orifices.:gob:

[Fatjim]

So tell us then, which bit are you perving at?

I'm a huge fan of looking at my Ape's arse and just can't get enough of it :love:

Oh, that arse is magical isn't it.


BTW, do you reckon the SV1000's tail light looks like a horses vagina?

[MadDuck]

BTW do you reckon the SV1000's tail light looks like a horses vagina?

Depends..do you want to root it or ride it?

[Fatjim]

Depends..do you want to root it or ride it?

After owning one? Neither.

[Madness]

What is it with Upper Hutt people & horse vagina's?

[AllanB]

What is it with Upper Hutt people & horse vagina's?

Stuffed if I know, but I personally would not go near one if it was glowing like a SV tail-light! No sir - there's something wrong with that fanny. :blink:

[oldguy]

Ive just got back in from me garage, had to put a blankey over her, going to be cold tonight, might wheel her into the house if it gets too cold.

[MadDuck]

I might wheel her into the house if it gets too cold.

Geez I heard the cold weather was coming thanks to TV....bike is in the lounge :sunny:

[raftn]

I feel better after reading this thread....now i know i am not the only one who likes to sit and look at the bike!