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madbikeboy
8th November 2008, 11:30
Some days...

So, went to see the guys at Takapuna Workshop (behind Barry's Point Panelbeaters) to get a WoF for scoot. Typically the only thing needed was a back tire (they seem to disolve, what's with that??).

Anyhow, riding back along Beach Road, watched an dumb old guy on a side road at a T intersection looking the other way, I slowed to 35 kph, knowing that he was likely to do something dumb, and as I got really close to getting past, he did the inevitable and pulled out at Warp 9...

Did the quick steer and got on the brakes (it's good having a plan). Missed by the smallest of margins, but a miss is a miss!

Did a quick u-turn, and got him to pull over, my intention was pure, I wanted to have a peaceful discussion and warn him to look out for bikes and if he was a dick, I was going to vent...

Old-ish guy, winds down his window, and says "Sorry, didn't see you", and then proceeds to tell me off for speeding, which apparently I was since he couldn't have possibly been at fault... No joke, that's what he said.

A small digression, a tangent of sorts. Have you ever been in a situation where you've been so fucked off that you've want to throw a tantrum like a three year on sugar and food colouring, then beat the fucker into the ground?? Okay, that was me after that comment...

So, started to step off the bike to have a worthwhile and proper discussion about the rights and wrongs of his statement, and then I noticed he had a kid of about 2.5 years old strapped in a kiddie seat behind him.

So, in the end, had to tell him to watch out for bikes without swearing and yelling at him - the last thing I wanted was to have that kid grow up hating bikers... But I'm still really disappointed I didn't get to unload some swearing at him...

Mandatory stand down off the bike for a week after such a close call...

wbks
8th November 2008, 11:37
Should have followed the old cunt to his house and beat the shit out of him when the kid was out of sight! :(

martybabe
8th November 2008, 11:59
I know what ya mean kidda, SOMETIMES! it's a wonder I haven't imploded by now.

It's a sad fact of life that no one is ever in the wrong, I must have attended a couple of thousand single vehicle accidents in my time and I don't remember a single driver sticking his hand up and going "you know what, I really fucked up there, my fault entirely"

I even had a driver crash into a crash I was dealing with, rubbernecking, and the tosser blamed us for not moving the first accident before he came along, yep he wouldn't have had an accident if he hadn't got an accident to look at! fair enough eh :blink:

Owl
8th November 2008, 12:02
Should have followed the old cunt to his house and beat the shit out of him when the kid was out of sight! :(

Oh that would really help!:no:

Good on ya madbikeboy for being the adult! :2thumbsup

Mom
8th November 2008, 12:07
Nice hold back from toy chucking MBB!

I have actually thrown my toys big time at an accident scene. We were #4 into a nose to tail accident. I had a 7 week old baby in the back of the car. We were not hurt. Got out of the car and literally stormed up to the old fucker that had caused the accident (he was still in his car) and read him the riot act, told him all about his parentage, you name it I said it, he could have killed my little baby you understand. Mother blood is not pretty when riled.

Anyway, finished abusing this old codger and turned back towards the car. OMG is was totalled, only straight panel was the rear passengers door (this a large holden sedan). Well that just added fuel to the fire, so I turned around and gave this poor old bastard another big serve :shutup:

We ended up in court as the driver that liberaced us did not pay his fine, the old codger was there, he was charged with dangerous driving and careless use (good friggen job, he should have been banned from driving).

Moral of story, avoid rabid Mothers if you have done anything to jepardise the life of her babies :lol:

Slyer
8th November 2008, 12:18
It's a sad fact of life that no one is ever in the wrong, I must have attended a couple of thousand single vehicle accidents in my time and I don't remember a single driver sticking his hand up and going "you know what, I really fucked up there, my fault entirely"
Really? Well my crash was entirely my fault.

The only time it couldn't be your fault is when it was caused by something you never could have prepared for.
If the road was slippery, raining, low visibility, wind, cold tyres etc you should have accounted for that.

cold comfort
8th November 2008, 12:20
I know what ya mean kidda, SOMETIMES! it's a wonder I haven't imploded by now.

It's a sad fact of life that no one is ever in the wrong, I must have attended a couple of thousand single vehicle accidents in my time and I don't remember a single driver sticking his hand up and going "you know what, I really fucked up there, my fault entirely"

I even had a driver crash into a crash I was dealing with, rubbernecking, and the tosser blamed us for not moving the first accident before he came along, yep he wouldn't have had an accident if he hadn't got an accident to look at! fair enough eh :blink:

Worked in Saudi Arabia for a bit. The locals attitude (supported by the police) was it's never their fault 'cos "if you hadn't been in their country they would not have hit you"

James Deuce
8th November 2008, 12:35
You missed dude. Don't engage. Move on. Don't get aggro, don't get them to stop. Bike vs Car, bike always loses.

martybabe
8th November 2008, 13:04
Worked in Saudi Arabia for a bit. The locals attitude (supported by the police) was it's never their fault 'cos "if you hadn't been in their country they would not have hit you"

Marvelous innit. At the risk of taking this thread a little off topic, cause it's more about not spitting the dummy than not taking the blame, here's one I went to.

It's a bit graphic so skip it if you don't like this kinda stuff.

Johny mctwat and his mate leave the pub, pissed.Johny's mate is riding along with his head sticking out the sun roof shouting abuse at any one within earshot. Johny drives straight into a rather large Tree at quite fast enough and the car comes to a dead stop, unfortunately his mates head did not.

The conversation as I cut Johny out the wreck went something like this

J; Fucking council
Me; Eh?
J; Fucking council killed my mate, Bastards
Me; How do ya recon that
J; planting a big bastard tree like that close to the road
Me; You've lost me kid
J; Why would they plant a bloody tree like that by the side of the road! any fucker could crash into it.
Me; anybody pissed you mean
J; Fuck off, I crashed into a tree before and I wasn't pissed.
Me: OK, lets get you in the Ambulance.

Coming to a road near you kids, they let these people drive.

scrivy
8th November 2008, 13:32
But I'm still really disappointed I didn't get to unload some swearing at him...


You can PM me with swear words if it'll help mate......:cool:

AllanB
8th November 2008, 13:55
I agree with James on this one - they don't give a shit and in most cases never saw you anyway so obviously you were speeding!

I even had a friend not give way to me - I called her on it and apparently I was speeding and running a red light (like fuck) ....... I asked her how she knew this as she had just told me she did not see me!

Gremlin
8th November 2008, 14:39
etc etc
Coming to a road near you kids, they let these people drive.

I wouldn't joke... I was first on the scene of a car hitting a tree nearish clevedon. 1 death (kid), 1 serious injury (determining brain activity), long story short, tree was cut down, barrier erected on side of road.

My own experience. Coming into Pakuranga from motorway, turning left into ti rakau drive (dual left turn) guy in the inside lane doesn't indicate and swings wide into right lane, almost took me out.

Fortunately, the lights at pak highway were red... and he had to stop, so I got off the bike, walked up to the window. Of course, the first thing out of his mouth was, "sorry, didn't see ya mate". I contained the thoughts of hitting him, but calmly said, even if thats the case, you never indicated. If you at least indicate, people have a chance.

Up the pakuranga highway... he changes lane, no indication.

Then I felt like hitting him...

Headbanger
8th November 2008, 15:03
I don't remember a single driver sticking his hand up and going "you know what, I really fucked up there, my fault entirely"



You have never been to one of my crash sites then:weep:

I even stood up in court and told the judge I was aware it was all my fault and I had gone into massive debt to make ammends, I think the dear old Judge thought I was taking the piss and hammered me hard, real hard.

Still, I was at fault so who the fuck am I to complain?

martybabe
8th November 2008, 18:45
You have never been to one of my crash sites then:weep:

I even stood up in court and told the judge I was aware it was all my fault and I had gone into massive debt to make amends, I think the dear old Judge thought I was taking the piss and hammered me hard, real hard.

Still, I was at fault so who the fuck am I to complain?

Onya for doing the decent thing bud, sorry it stung so much, I'd much rather know a man that's fooked up and admitted it than one o them lying good for nothing never at fault dicks.

Swoop
8th November 2008, 18:46
Missed by the smallest of margins, but a miss is a miss!
Old-ish guy, winds down his window, and says "Sorry, didn't see you", and then proceeds to tell me off for speeding, which apparently I was since he couldn't have possibly been at fault... No joke, that's what he said.
Well, cuntman will be along soon to tell you that you were in the wrong...

Pedrostt500
8th November 2008, 18:50
Some days ya just have to pick your Battels, some arn't worth fighting.

Fatt Max
8th November 2008, 18:51
Mate, been there only just recently,

It is exasperting how crap some peeps ignorance is of bikers. I would have done the same as you my friend, including backing off when noticing the kid. I feel sorry for the kid myself, strapped into a car with a fuckwit driver like that.

You are ok and that really is the main thing.

Get back on the horse mate, you deserve to

madbikeboy
10th November 2008, 08:44
You can PM me with swear words if it'll help mate......:cool:

Seriously, would love to have a go on your sidecar. That'd get me swearing (and praying)...

madbikeboy
10th November 2008, 08:46
Well, cuntman will be along soon to tell you that you were in the wrong...

KatMan's a good guy, his intentions are good.

CookMySock
10th November 2008, 08:49
KatMan's a good guy, his intentions are good.Maybe, but he has way too many of them, and his intentions are much more important to him than other peoples feelings or rights.

Steve

Badjelly
10th November 2008, 08:59
KatMan's a good guy, his intentions are good.


Maybe, but he has way too many of them, ...

Maybe, but let's just give it a rest this time, eh?

Slyer
10th November 2008, 09:02
Now that we've met him he's become humanized, he's a real person and everything!

scrivy
10th November 2008, 10:37
Now that we've met him he's become humanized, he's a real person and everything!

I can sense a group hug coming on........:grouphug: :apint:

Marmoot
10th November 2008, 11:01
Old-ish guy, winds down his window, and says "Sorry, didn't see you", and then proceeds to tell me off for speeding

So did he see you or did he not see you?

If he saw you speeding, the first statement is incorrect. If he did not see you, the second statement is incorrect.

madbikeboy
10th November 2008, 11:13
So did he see you or did he not see you?

If he saw you speeding, the first statement is incorrect. If he did not see you, the second statement is incorrect.

He didn't see me. But, clearly logic wasn't a requirement during his development, because he went on to say I must have been speeding...

What a dick.

CookMySock
10th November 2008, 11:24
If your helmet is loose enough, you can pull it down a bit so at least you can shoot a goober in through his window. Expect some blowback.. worth it perhaps.

DB

sunhuntin
10th November 2008, 11:26
bit like that cop down south eh? ive started getting more aggressive on the roads. if someone does something that endangers me, they will be met with a hail of swear words. i dont care if they hear them or not, but it makes me feel better and stops me from getting wound up and possibly fucking up down the road. like the bitch this morning... she pulled out across two lanes of traffic without even looking. she got bitch hollered through her part open window.
i dont follow them if i can avoid it [if i do, my headlight goes on full and i stay right behind the driver in the hopes the light is in their mirror for a bit] and i wouldnt pursue a bad driver to wherever they are going cos i know who wont win.

now... how to make dogs understand this stuff!

edit... db. open faced helmets are great for that! ive aimed a few loogies over my shoulder and forced a few tailgaters back, lmfao.

MarkH
10th November 2008, 12:16
long story short, tree was cut down, barrier erected on side of road.

Serves the damn tree right! Bloody things are always jumping out and hitting cars!

madbikeboy
10th November 2008, 12:19
bit like that cop down south eh? ive started getting more aggressive on the roads. if someone does something that endangers me, they will be met with a hail of swear words. i dont care if they hear them or not, but it makes me feel better and stops me from getting wound up and possibly fucking up down the road. like the bitch this morning... she pulled out across two lanes of traffic without even looking. she got bitch hollered through her part open window.
i dont follow them if i can avoid it [if i do, my headlight goes on full and i stay right behind the driver in the hopes the light is in their mirror for a bit] and i wouldnt pursue a bad driver to wherever they are going cos i know who wont win.

now... how to make dogs understand this stuff!

edit... db. open faced helmets are great for that! ive aimed a few loogies over my shoulder and forced a few tailgaters back, lmfao.

I have a mental image of you, riding down the road on the mighty Virago, weaving, shaking your fist, gobbing off huge boogers at randoms, and ranting. :2thumbsup

:calm:

CookMySock
10th November 2008, 12:29
I have a mental image of you, riding down the road on the mighty Virago, weaving, shaking your fist, gobbing off huge boogers at randoms, and ranting. :2thumbsup:calm:LOL gotta de-stress somehow after getting all wound up on KB.. hahaha :eek:

DB

sunhuntin
10th November 2008, 12:39
I have a mental image of you, riding down the road on the mighty Virago, weaving, shaking your fist, gobbing off huge boogers at randoms, and ranting. :2thumbsup

:calm:

your not far wrong actually! bit hard ranting while flicking loogies over the shoulder in the hopes of hitting something though. lmfao.

Ducky848
10th November 2008, 13:18
A year or so ago my wife and me left the house in separate vehicles. At the first intersection I was first in line turning right and my wife first in line turning left. Next thing my wifes car leaps forward 3 feet complete with sound effects. Turning to look I see an old geezer backing his piece of shit toyota outta the boot of my wifes car. Wife drives over to kerb around the corner and gets out unleashing hell at this guy while I pull over and observe the prick trying to say the situation was'nt his fault.....my wife's car rolled back into him. Yes, even on the perfectly flat ground!
I was gonna have a nudge at him when he legged it back to his car...the fucker ran over my foot doin the runner.

Basicly no matter how obvious where and with whom the fault lies, insurance companies drill it into clients NOT to admit any liablity at the scene.
Shoulda moved faster and flattened the asshole though...one of lifes little regrets.

MarkH
10th November 2008, 17:14
I pull over and observe the prick trying to say the situation was'nt his fault.....my wife's car rolled back into him. Yes, even on the perfectly flat ground!

Basicly no matter how obvious where and with whom the fault lies, insurance companies drill it into clients NOT to admit any liablity at the scene.

Yeah, but they don't tell their clients to lie and accuse the other party of rolling back. The guy was an arsehole!

Badjelly
11th November 2008, 09:42
Basicly no matter how obvious where and with whom the fault lies, insurance companies drill it into clients NOT to admit any liablity at the scene.

When I'm at fault in accident I always just smile as they rant at me and say, "You might say that, but I couldn't possibly comment." At least, that's what I would say, but I've never been at fault in an accident.

Oscar
11th November 2008, 09:52
Don't do it Guy.
It ain't worth it.
I saw some scumbags chucking bottles out of their car the other day and stopped to have a go at them.

Then I remembered Austin.

I got back in my car and called *555.

CookMySock
11th November 2008, 11:23
Don't do it Guy. It ain't worth it. I saw some scumbags chucking bottles out of their car the other day and stopped to have a go at them. Ah yeah this is wise advice. If your safety is in question then it is flick-of-the-wrist time.

Steve

Katman
11th November 2008, 11:31
Ah yeah this is wise advice. If your safety is in question then it is flick-of-the-wrist time.

Steve

Flip-flop.

nosebleed
11th November 2008, 12:16
Don't do it Guy.
It ain't worth it.
I saw some scumbags chucking bottles out of their car the other day and stopped to have a go at them.

Then I remembered Austin.

I got back in my car and called *555.

Austin?


(fcukin 10 chars.......)

Tank
11th November 2008, 12:34
Ah yeah this is wise advice. If your safety is in question then it is flick-of-the-wrist time.

Steve

Yeah Right - that wont wind them up.

Situations like that - you simply back off and keep away from them. If they are willing to throw a bottle at you they are possibly happy to swerve as you go past as well.

CookMySock
11th November 2008, 12:41
bit hard ranting while flicking loogies over the shoulder in the hopes of hitting something though. lmfao.practice! practice! practice!

DB

Oscar
11th November 2008, 12:50
Austin?


(fcukin 10 chars.......)

Austin Hemmings.
He was a friend of mine who was killed whilst doing a good deed.

nosebleed
11th November 2008, 12:58
Sorry to hear that Oscar.

James Deuce
11th November 2008, 13:01
This guy.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4708155a11.html

It wasn't THAT long ago.

nosebleed
11th November 2008, 15:45
Ahem. Oh THAT Austin. Shit sorry I forgot his name, and only remember him in association with the incident.
No disrespect intended.

Roki_nz
11th November 2008, 15:58
Flip-flop.

UH-OH! :bleh:

Katman
11th November 2008, 16:01
Well, cuntman will be along soon to tell you that you were in the wrong...


KatMan's a good guy, his intentions are good.

Hey, who said he was talking about me?

:msn-wink: