carver 4 Waikato mentor!

[carver]

out of the sin bin, into a mentor role?
who is with me to see me as the local mentor?

site admin, shall i bother, or will you waste my time?

i have taught plenty of people how to ride, and i still teach myself everyday!

we have no hamilton mentor, so pick me!

[NighthawkNZ]

i have taught plenty of people how to ride, and i still teach myself everyday!


A mentor is not a teacher for a start...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=79923

[carver]

"To have a robust system that matches young and/or inexperienced riders with experienced riders who are able and willing to pass on their skills. To address concerns regarding liability of this site and it's members/participants in the Mentor scheme. To establish the requirements for, and to appoint people wishing to be Mentors. To establish an appropriate structure to monitor the consistancy and quality of both the Mentors and experience being provided to people being mentored."


i would call that teaching!

[Wingnut]

Is this another "Fishing for a reaction posts" Carver?

Or are you genuinely interested?

[carver]

Is this another "Fishing for a reaction posts" Carver?

Or are you genuinely interested?

nope, il really do it.

i have done a fair bit of ADV riding + "stunting" if you would call it that

i have owned 30+ bikes, been riding for 10 years now, ridden MX. trials, super scooters, ADv bikes, litre sports bikes, 600's, classics, vee's, vee 4's, twins, inline fours, singles blah blah blah....

the only thing i aint done much of is track riding.

the fact is, we need a local mentor who aint a wanker, so im offering to give up my time for this.

[wbks]

I want to know more about this Mormon few buisness

[carver]

I want to know more about this Mormon few buisness

good on ya...
check the you tube signature

[wbks]

That was for google but I found the utube ones...Do you guys do ghost rider type sht or what?

[Pathos]

Theres no "Yes, he is a wreckless prick!" option... :oi-grr:

[SixPackBack]

Superlative idea Carver:niceone:

[naphazoline]

well carver....i can't say i know you personally.hell....i can't say i know you at all.
but a person offering that sort of assistance has got to be better then no one at all.

i say pick him :Punk:

[carver]

That was for google but I found the utube ones...Do you guys do ghost rider type sht or what?

we do "motorcycle humor" i guess


Theres no "Yes, he is a wreckless prick!" option... :oi-grr:

you ride with me alot, what do you think?


well carver....i can't say i know you personally.hell....i can't say i know you at all.
but a person offering that sort of assistance has got to be better then no one at all.

i say pick him :Punk:

exactly, we need a local mentor

[naphazoline]

is there someone like this in the naki?
or can you come here to learn the nakians?

[wbks]

Lol are you going to teach me how to ride funny? :)
I'll vote yes

[carver]

Lol are you going to teach me how to ride funny? :)

sure, PM me ya cell number.

i can teach you what you are willing to learn

[JimO]

sorry i thought it was mental not mentor

[hospitalfood]

i voted "no he is a wreckless prick" carver, but i dont really mean it, or maybe i do.......?
but anyway you put your hand up so hell yeah, give the man a job

[carver]

i voted "no he is a wreckless prick" carver, but i dont really mean it, or maybe i do.......?
but anyway you put your hand up so hell yeah, give the man a job

you can vote for both....
who else will do it?

[Phurrball]

Just don't teach English while you're at it.

You seem to have some sort of homophonic twist going on.

(Yes, it has 'homo' in it - teeheehee.)

[CookMySock]

I want to know more about this Mormon few buisnessIt isn't a business, but thats not a dumb idea!

DB

[MotoGirl]

I'm sure you'll fit right in with some of the other high calibre mentors here.

[Morcs]

Ya got my vote. :2thumbsup

[MIXONE]

nope, il really do it.

i have done a fair bit of ADV riding + "stunting" if you would call it that

i have owned 30+ bikes, been riding for 10 years now, ridden MX. trials, super scooters, ADv bikes, litre sports bikes, 600's, classics, vee's, vee 4's, twins, inline fours, singles blah blah blah....

the only thing i aint done much of is track riding.

the fact is, we need a local mentor who aint a wanker, so im offering to give up my time for this.

Sorry epic fail!!!

[Morcs]

hes got 21 votes now. I didnt see any of the current mentors getting that much ;)

[mj_scorpio]

ya got my vote :) u do realize i will pester u with really noob questions tho, :yes: just warning ya!

[ManDownUnder]

Dude if you're seriously up to it, and you have the skills - go for gold.

[carver]

ya got my vote :) u do realize i will pester u with really noob questions tho, :yes: just warning ya!

thats what im here for...
you taught sidewinder a bit!


Dude if you're seriously up to it, and you have the skills - go for gold.

i am

i do

and i will

[wbks]

Sorry epic fail!!!Epic Burn Fail.
"It isn't a business, but thats not a dumb idea!" I was thinking more along the lines of "shenanigans" haha.

[Sidewinder]

nah fuck this mentor shit is a waste, what have any of the mentors on kb even done? no koont probly even knows what a kb mentor is for so why dont we jsut get rid of them or just bcome straight?

[riffer]

Dude, don't take this as criticism. I'm not doubting your ability to ride a bike. And your vids are pretty funny at times.

But I think your attitude needs work if you genuinely want to mentor. I think you'd be dangerous to newbies.

What can you do to convince me I'm wrong?

[carver]

Dude, don't take this as criticism. I'm not doubting your ability to ride a bike. And your vids are pretty funny at times.

But I think your attitude needs work if you genuinely want to mentor. I think you'd be dangerous to newbies.

What can you do to convince me I'm wrong?

you seen the latest one?
i can teach n00bs the right way, my attitude is: do what you want, but take responsibility for your actions

[Bonez]

Why not just keep helping folk out as you've mentioned you do already. Cerytainly no need to have a large green ME next to your name?:whistle:

Hey and well done for sticking your hand up.

Oh and btw sucked on any sausages lately?

[riffer]

you seen the latest one?
i can teach n00bs the right way, my attitude is: do what you want, but take responsibility for your actions


See here's the problem. Do what you want is not the best advice for new riders.

A sensible attitude would be to concentrate on getting the basics right, then look to what else is possible.

[Sidewinder]

Why not just keep helping folk out as you've mentioned you do already. Cerytainly no need to have a large green ME next to your name?:whistle:

Hey and well done for sticking your hand up.

Oh and btw sucked on any sausages lately?

no but im sucking on a big fat one now!!!

want me to suck on yours?

[Bonez]

no but im sucking on a big fat one now!!!

want me to suck on yours?Does this mean carver and sidewinder are in fact one and the same person?

[EJK]

Most people who said "Yes" has been to the 08 Erection Party... I wonder why...

Or should I re word it "Most people who has seen Carver in real life has chosen Yes".

[carver]

Most people who said "Yes" has been to the 08 Erection Party... I wonder why...

Or should I re word it "Most people who has seen Carver in real life has chosen Yes".

cause you guys are still drunk from the party and they aint?

[EJK]

cause you guys are still drunk from the party and they aint?

I voted "Yes" :niceone:



...and no

[Jantar]

hes got 21 votes now. I didnt see any of the current mentors getting that much ;)

But all current mentors got one thing that carver hasn't yet had: A valid nomination.

[carver]

I voted "Yes" :niceone:



...and no

good as, i did make it multi choice!


But all current mentors got one thing that carver hasn't yet had: A valid nomination.

so, a minor detail, im doing this on my own, unless someone wants to nominate me

Mormon few!

[Morcs]

But all current mentors got one thing that carver hasn't yet had: A valid nomination.

Ok, I hereby declare this a valid nomination.

better get ya hi-vis vest and beemer out carver

[carver]

Ok, I hereby declare this a valid nomination.

better get ya hi-vis vest and beemer out carver

Sweet, im nominated....

the R1200GS is all ready, complete with full crash cage for the training!

[CookMySock]

Do what you want is not the best advice for new riders."do what you want" is the best advice for life I have ever taken. I go where I choose, take what I want, take advice from who I choose, ride what bike I like, speed if I want, eat what I like, and fuck the world if they don't like it.

Ok, now there are consequences - some things are risky, and I might get bent - ya rolls ya dice and ya pays ya money.

Some things I might fuck up real bad and have to pay for it. So that is the way of it.

But overall, things do work out better I think - at least I feel more in control of my surroundings. The only problem is the tirade of abuse from people who feel and act like they have no choice in the world. I dont think I will ever be able to show them they can choose, but oh well its their heart attack.

Steve

[naphazoline]

i second the nomination :laugh: now what do the mods say about that?????

[carver]

i second the nomination :laugh: now what do the mods say about that?????

you can PM
jantar
Virago
MSTRS

they need some reference BS before i can do it

[carver]

You are one seriously unbalanced motherfucker.

that makes 3 of us katman

[Tank]

"do what you want" is the best advice for life I have ever taken. I ...... ride what bike I like, speed if I want, .....etc etc etc

Given that you ride a hobag and its all crashed up from riding beyond your abilities (from your other post), Is that really the best advise you have taken?

[SixPackBack]

The piss take to end all piss takes.................katmans invlovement adds to the humour.
Thanks boys<_<

[Morcs]

The piss take to end all piss takes.................katmans invlovement adds to the humour.
Thanks boys<_<

Oh no, we are serious. This is not a pisstake.

If Carver doesnt have a green ME next to his name by tomorrow, im going to declare this an outrage, and require justification of all the other mentors (some of whom most poeple have never even heard of!)

[vifferman]

Oh no, we are serious. This is not a pisstake.

If Carver doesnt have a green ME next to his name by tomorrow, im going to declare this an outrage, and require justification of all the other mentors (some of whom most poeple have never even heard of!)
What the hell difference does it make?
If carver wants to mentor people, he can do that, whether or not he has KB sanction, a big greenie medal or whatever.

KiwiBiker's not the world, y'know.

[Morcs]

KiwiBiker's not the world, y'know.

What!

Next you'll be trying to tell us all that santa claus isnt real.

[carver]

Oh no, we are serious. This is not a pisstake.

If Carver doesnt have a green ME next to his name by tomorrow, im going to declare this an outrage, and require justification of all the other mentors (some of whom most poeple have never even heard of!)


What the hell difference does it make?
If carver wants to mentor people, he can do that, whether or not he has KB sanction, a big greenie medal or whatever.

KiwiBiker's not the world, y'know.

either way, i shall be the local mentor.
i will catch up with MSTRS about the mentor issue, and see if i can help these n00bs through this website.
im here to help, just got to carve through the red tape and bureaucracy.

[Sidewinder]

either way, i shall be the local mentor.
i will catch up with MSTRS about the mentor issue, and see if i can help these n00bs through this website.
im here to help, just got to carve through the red tape and bureaucracy.

you are a fuckwitt and a homo, and probly a fag, so yea you would fit rite in with the other ME

[carver]

you are a fuckwitt and a homo, and probly a fag, so yea you would fit rite in with the other ME

so when will you be applying?

[NighthawkNZ]

Next you'll be trying to tell us all that santa claus isnt real.

Well hes not but the Easter Bunny is...

[scumdog]

you can PM
jantar
Virago
MSTRS

they need some reference BS before i can do it

Crash, burn in that case eh?:blink:

[carver]

Crash, burn in that case eh?:blink:

nope, cause i dont need their approval eh....

either way, im doing this, if people want to learn, il teach if they ask me

[westie]

Is carver a mentor yet. I'm waiting on some wheelie lessons:wait:

[mj_scorpio]

thats what im here for...
you taught sidewinder a bit!


wot can i say...we al hav our talents lol

[carver]

wot can i say...we al hav our talents lol

im multi talented at riding!

[scumdog]

WHO is the fuckwit that spells it 'wreckless'??????????????????


Does it mean he's never binned??:wacko::whistle:?????

[tri boy]

I heard on the grapevine that mr wannabe mentor got seriously owned by a nanna out for an evening cruise. Boy, thats gotta hurt the "mentor" credentials.

[Katman]

I heard on the grapevine that mr wannabe mentor got seriously owned by a nanna out for an evening cruise. Boy, thats gotta hurt the "mentor" credentials.

But what the fuck would you know.

[tri boy]

But what the fuck would you know.
That felching is your favourite hobby. slurp, slurp

[Quasievil]

I Nominate Carver as a mentor, definately a cpable young chap with the skills to share.

[Sidewinder]

so when will you be applying?

i already am one jst told MT to no put ME: beside my name because i dont want people to think im a homo

[carver]

I heard on the grapevine that mr wannabe mentor got seriously owned by a nanna out for an evening cruise. Boy, thats gotta hurt the "mentor" credentials.

haha..it was not me, i aint ridden in the evening for a long time, im either training during the week or drunk in the weekend



I Nominate Carver as a mentor, definately a cpable young chap with the skills to share.

sweet, im in!

[Quasievil]

You and Sidewinder are already Mentors on SB anyway, both have the obligatory :ME next to your user names so youre good to go brothers !!:headbang:

[carver]

You and Sidewinder are already Mentors on SB anyway, both have the obligatory :ME next to your user names so youre good to go brothers !!:headbang:

i know...
thanks!

now to see it happen on here!

[carver]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.

and i am well known in my area for motorcycle work

come on mods and mentors, this area needs one!

[Grahameeboy]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.

and i am well known in my area for motorcycle work

come on mods and mentors, this area needs one!

A mentor for what?

[Grahameeboy]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.

and i am well known in my area for motorcycle work

come on mods and mentors, this area needs one!

Actualllory the word I had in mind does have "Men" in it but then the similarity changed

[Grahameeboy]

Come on Carver...you are a bit slow

[TOTO]

why, has anyone else expressed interest in riding on top of a bridge ?

[carver]

Actualllory the word I had in mind does have "Men" in it but then the similarity changed

your a man aint ya?


why, has anyone else expressed interest in riding on top of a bridge ?

well, if they do so, i can show em a few things

[Grahameeboy]

your a man aint ya?



well, if they do so, i can show em a few things

8 minutes is slow dude.....

[carver]

8 minutes is slow dude.....

i was looking at porn!

[Grahameeboy]

i was looking at porn!

Guess you have to eh?

[carver]

Guess you have to eh?

can forgive my sins?

[TOTO]

i was looking at porn!


8 minutes, no wonder we keep on hearing about men who "can't go the distance" on the radio...

[smoky]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.


Yeah - I second that, I think you'd make a great mentor Carver

[Grahameeboy]

can forgive my sins?

Addiction is a sin dude and you cannot do it knowing you will get forgiven...God likes to hear about your sins...and you know why

[Grahameeboy]

8 minutes, no wonder we keep on hearing about men who "can't go the distance" on the radio...

Is that with or without paid advertising

[Firefight]

Yeah - I second that, I think you'd make a great mentor Carver


yep u got my vote Jon,

not that will make much diffrence round here:crazy:


F/F

[SixPackBack]

My vote as well............

[YellowDog]

i was looking at porn!
You need faster porn.

Go to Telstra.

[2much]

Fuck yeah I vote yes, I wanna learn how to ride proper... when can ya give me a lesson?

[carver]

Fuck yeah I vote yes, I wanna learn how to ride proper... when can ya give me a lesson?

anytime your up here, arrange a lesson

come on mentors!

[wysper]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.

and i am well known in my area for motorcycle work

come on mods and mentors, this area needs one!

Why do you want to be a mentor?

[firefighter]

Would'nt bother me either way.

Why do you give a shit? (seriously)

Make a poll....i'll vote yes if you teach me to wheelie properly!

[boomer]

i third it.

:me has always been in front of You !

[The Pastor]

i'd vote for carver, hes got a senisble head on his shoulders backed up with the experiance and skills to be a great mentor, alot better than some other mentors on here.

then again mentors do sweet FA.

[Swoop]

If katman can be a mentor, why not? Carver manages to get more TV time for bikes!

[boomer]

If katman can be a mentor, why not? Carver manages to get more TV time for bikes!


Katmans school of motoring.. "stay indoors"

[Swoop]

Katmans school of motoring.. "stay indoors"
The rider will still be at fault though.

[PrincessBandit]

Katmans school of motoring.. "stay indoors"

is actually "stay alive".

[madbikeboy]

is actually "stay alive".

yeah, what she said. Comparing Carver against Katman, give me a fucking break.

[NDORFN]

I think you should be a specialist mentor for stunting. They should give you a MES next to your name.

[Sidewinder]

only if ya show n00bs are to ride pissed

[Boob Johnson]

If katman can be a mentor, why not? Carver manages to get more TV time for bikes!
Precisely, +1 for Carver :me:


Katmans school of motoring.. "stay indoors"
lmfao!!! :rofl: :clap:

[Sidewinder]

yea wheres the pole

[bogan]

yea wheres the pole

jeepers mate, can ya stop thinking bout smoking pole for a while? or even just stop posting about, we don't need to hear that :Pokey:

[boomer]

is actually "stay alive".


No! I meant what i said and said what i meant..."stay indoors". Im glad you subscribe to his dribble.

[Drew]

You dont need the self important fucktards on here to call you a mentor man.

If someone wants Carver as a mentor, PM him and he'll teach ya what he knows.

Only apply if you've got twenty minutes spare people.

[Sidewinder]

jeepers mate, can ya stop thinking bout smoking pole for a while? or even just stop posting about, we don't need to hear that :Pokey:

you should see it when the big boi's come over to go poll dancing at mine. they even pay well

[PrincessBandit]

I think you should be a specialist mentor for stunting. They should give you a MES next to your name.

Now that I would probably support.

[carver]

Why do you want to be a mentor?

to give something back to the people that have given me so much...haha..
i just feel i can teach n00bs a few things


You dont need the self important fucktards on here to call you a mentor man.

If someone wants Carver as a mentor, PM him and he'll teach ya what he knows.

Only apply if you've got twenty minutes spare people.

the application wont take that long....

[hospitalfood]

my vote as well

[Sidewinder]

my vote as well

world famous in my undys:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[2much]

anytime your up here, arrange a lesson

come on mentors!

Sweet! hows next saturday, 1000 at BK, Te Rapa suit? i need to learn how to wheelie, stoppie n get my knee down... if that's not too much to ask?

[carver]

Sweet! hows next saturday, 1000 at BK, Te Rapa suit? i need to learn how to wheelie, stoppie n get my knee down... if that's not too much to ask?

bring ya own bike!
il show ya the way

[carver]

Katmans school of motoring.. "stay indoors"


The rider will still be at fault though.

not quite, katman says "give a thought about what your doing and what could happen"

I say

"most bins wins"

[Thani-B]

my vote as well

+1. And mine

[R6_kid]

+1. And mine

Has be been giving you the learn?

[Thani-B]

Has be been giving you the learn?

No. But I would willingly ask him for help. I sat behind and watched him ride from Cold Kiwi to Taumarunui. Saw no problems whatsoever with how he rode. And would be keen to learn from him.

[R6_kid]

No. But I would willingly ask him for help. I sat behind and watched him ride from Cold Kiwi to Taumarunui. Saw no problems whatsoever with how he rode. And would be keen to learn from him.

He's taught me a thing or two, now the ladies love me :yes:

[Sidewinder]

No. But I would willingly ask him for help. I sat behind and watched him ride from Cold Kiwi to Taumarunui. Saw no problems whatsoever with how he rode. And would be keen to learn from him.

willingly??? i herd that you were

[Thani-B]

willingly??? i herd that you were

Lol yes I did ask him to teach me a few things when I get my new bike.

[Hinny]

8 minutes, no wonder we keep on hearing about men who "can't go the distance" on the radio...

I've never even tried to do it on the radio.
There's just not enough room for my moves.

[Crazy Steve]

Can i be a mentor?
I have been recomended before, and you all know i can ride.

and i am well known in my area for motorcycle work

come on mods and mentors, this area needs one!

Carver you will never be a Mentor.....Your a COCK ! !

Crazy Steve.

[Sidewinder]

Carver you will never be a Mentor.....Your a COCK ! !

Crazy Steve.

and you like cock nanna steve

[carver]

that is right

I have the skill and the knowledge!!

I will help the n00bs become uber!

[Firefight]

you got my vote m8:scooter:

[davebullet]

You have the skill.... but have you proven the responsibility?

[Big Dave]

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[scumdog]

that is right

I have the skill and the knowledge!!

I will help the n00bs become uber!

Thread dredger you!

[ducatilover]

Might as well make me Eketahuna mentor while you're at it. :innocent:

[EJK]

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[Sidewinder]

maybe if you had a hour glass shape and C cup i would think about it