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carver
11th November 2008, 16:45
if any of you need any help with your riding and your in the hamilton area PM me.

i will give up my time to help you

we need to do something about this sites poor safety record, seeing as debate is censored, im stepping up.

i hereby crown myself the hamilton mentor

seriously n00bs, i have alot i can teach ya!

ride safe!

wbks
11th November 2008, 17:10
Sure, some day maybe you can teach me a few things on my zxr. Just don't go all gun waving if I offend you!:calm:

Number One
11th November 2008, 17:46
:lol: :jerry:

CookMySock
11th November 2008, 18:09
Can you teach me to stoppie, startie, and sidey? :blink:

I already know how to somersaultie !

DB

Toaster
11th November 2008, 18:17
:lol: :jerry:

I see your popcorn and laughter and raise you ten big ones :innocent:

Max Headroom
11th November 2008, 19:29
Umm, aren't you the guy who boasted recently about a 15minute Hamilton to Raglan ride? Exactly what skills do you intend to share?

EJK
11th November 2008, 19:34
AHAHAHAHA :lol: :rofl:

Good luck :niceone:

carver
11th November 2008, 20:29
Umm, aren't you the guy who boasted recently about a 15minute Hamilton to Raglan ride? Exactly what skills do you intend to share?

i can teach anyone that will listen...
if someone needs help in any area, i can help

xgnr
11th November 2008, 20:54
This is a piss take right?

carver
11th November 2008, 21:01
This is a piss take right?

nope, im in, for the good of all the n00bs on this website...

xgnr
11th November 2008, 21:16
nope, im in, for the good of all the n00bs on this website...

OK great stuff... do yo do on-line consultations?

My co-Worker needs advice on preparing for a Grand Challenge next year and general biking advice and I feel that your deep experience could be worthwhile :yes:

carver
11th November 2008, 21:18
OK great stuff... do yo do on-line consultations?

My co-Worker needs advice on preparing for a Grand Challenge next year and general biking advice and I feel that your deep experience could be worthwhile :yes:

sure, i would be glad to help, PM me!

xgnr
11th November 2008, 21:30
ok thanks carver

Will pass on your details.

Can you provide some references first tho' He is a South African and you know how anal they are about credentials.

wbks
11th November 2008, 21:38
What do you get out of this, carver?

carver
11th November 2008, 22:02
What do you get out of this, carver?

nothing but satisfaction

DIN PELENDA
11th November 2008, 22:26
nothing but satisfaction
What type off satisfaction you talking abouth :shit:

carver
12th November 2008, 05:50
ok thanks carver

Will pass on your details.

Can you provide some references first tho' He is a South African and you know how anal they are about credentials.

sure, just hit my signature on the teaching, there is my cred.


What type off satisfaction you talking abouth :shit:

the satisfaction that can only come from knowing your doing a good job!

xgnr
12th November 2008, 07:33
ahhhh he wants to know how many KM's have you done and how many years you been riding.

What key lessons have you learned about riding a bike and surviving?

carver
12th November 2008, 16:27
ahhhh he wants to know how many KM's have you done and how many years you been riding.

What key lessons have you learned about riding a bike and surviving?

get him to PM me, im not dating him for goodness sake

wbks
12th November 2008, 16:35
Damn south afffrrrddddcahns...I would like to know as well carver. 'Cause I'm not trying to call you out as I don't know you and have never seen you ride so im not trying to be a prick, but what do you bring to the table? Because at the moment i've just heard about a few wheelies and a 15 min. hammy to raglan run which even though ive never ridden sounds purdy slow considering its roughly 45km's?

carver
12th November 2008, 16:39
Damn south afffrrrddddcahns...I would like to know as well carver. 'Cause I'm not trying to call you out as I don't know you and have never seen you ride so im not trying to be a prick, but what do you bring to the table? Because at the moment i've just heard about a few wheelies and a 15 min. hammy to raglan run which even though ive never ridden sounds purdy slow considering its roughly 45km's?

ride it with me on the back of my GSXR and il show you

we can do raglan...

Maha
12th November 2008, 16:46
a 15 min. hammy to raglan run which even though ive never ridden sounds purdy slow considering its roughly 45km's?

Now I wasn't that big on maths at school but that would an 'average' speed of 230kph!!! and you call that slow?
Thats highly unlikely, even for MR Carvitup....:no:

Quasievil
12th November 2008, 16:52
Now I wasn't that big on maths at school but that would an 'average' speed of 230kph!!! and you call that slow?
Thats highly unlikely, even for MR Carvitup....:no:

its not posssible sorry, no way

wbks
12th November 2008, 16:53
Well I'm no einstein either but I keep getting 180 KM/H average velocity. ms-1=d/t. 45km/0.25H=180KM/H

What kind of road is Hamiltron to Raglan, anyway? Twisty? Highway?

Maha
12th November 2008, 16:55
its not posssible sorry, no way

So my maths was all good?? :Punk:

Maha
12th November 2008, 16:58
Well I'm no einstein either but I keep getting 180 KM/H average velocity. ms-1=d/t. 45km/0.25H=180KM/H

What kind of road is Hamiltron to Raglan, anyway? Twisty? Highway?

I think you are correct...it still sounds like shit to me, bearing in mind, we are talking average speed.

wbks
12th November 2008, 17:02
So my maths was all good?? :Punk:No... And on a de-restricted liter bike he could hit 300+ regularly and still ride -100 for nearly half of the time on twisties and still clock up an average speed like 180. Never ridden there though so I'll refrain from judgement

wbks
12th November 2008, 17:24
ride it with me on the back of my GSXR and il show you

we can do raglan...I'm rather robust, you wouldn't be able to open the throttle without popping the front up...Actually that sounds good!:2thumbsup

carver
12th November 2008, 17:34
I'm rather robust, you wouldn't be able to open the throttle without popping the front up...Actually that sounds good!:2thumbsup

i like your attitude...
i have done that ride in 20mins actually.

my skills are


150,000kms in the last 5 years
longest time on a bike was 15 hours
Ridden on gravel plenty
owned about 25+ bikes in the last 5 years
i ride in the city every day, and can help you with traffic issues
superior balance skills
patience and a easy going attitude
I have done a rider training day with aaron slight, and defensive drining, aaron said my riding was all good
i am willing to give up my time for you, and i will not stop no matter what people on here say,


i have been riding since i was 12, so 11 years....
i have taught people how to ride, one of those people that i had some input into was sidewinder.
he is the only KB'r....
i have been there and done it before people, and now i am willing to do something to help out.

Quasievil
12th November 2008, 18:16
I hate to break it to you people but the little bastard is actually a very talented rider............arrogant and cocky yes but a very good skilled rider
(no where did I say safe btw)

Carver bro you can teach me some wheelie skills !
:wari:

carver
12th November 2008, 18:36
I hate to break it to you people but the little bastard is actually a very talented rider............arrogant and cocky yes but a very good skilled rider
(no where did I say safe btw)

Carver bro you can teach me some wheelie skills !
:wari:

wow, thats quasi, i was expecting you to slag me off!

i sure can, that KTM will be easy, should be able to go thru the box on it.

would you feel ok with nominating me?
MSTRS
jantar
Virago are the people you need to PM supporting me

wbks
12th November 2008, 19:13
Do you get your knee down, carver?

xgnr
12th November 2008, 19:13
150,000kms in the last 5 years
longest time on a bike was 15 hours
Ridden on gravel plenty
owned about 25+ bikes in the last 5 years
i ride in the city every day, and can help you with traffic issues
superior balance skills
patience and a easy going attitude
I have done a rider training day with aaron slight, and defensive drining, aaron said my riding was all good
i am willing to give up my time for you, and i will not stop no matter what people on here say,



OK cool that's what I was after... Seems that you may have some skills.
Pity you have such an arse attitude to safe riding.

Thing that concerns me is that you probably have advanced skills BUT as a teacher, you cannot appreciate that others do not and cannot (maybe ever) be at the same level.

Your cavalier attitude to safe riding may encourage your students to try an emulate you.

Simple review of your posts gives me grave concerns about your ability to teach "NOOBS" to survive the rather dangerous biking activity.

(owned 25 + bikes???)

carver
12th November 2008, 19:19
Do you get your knee down, carver?

have done, aint done it on the Gixxer yet
its a by product of going fast, not a reason to go fast


OK cool that's what I was after... Seems that you may have some skills.
Pity you have such an arse attitude to safe riding.

Thing that concerns me is that you probably have advanced skills BUT as a teacher, you cannot appreciate that others do not and cannot (maybe ever) be at the same level.

Your cavalier attitude to safe riding may encourage your students to try an emulate you.

Simple review of your posts gives me grave concerns about your ability to teach "NOOBS" to survive the rather dangerous biking activity.

(owned 25 + bikes???)

i have had 35 bikes now i think, all listed on my profile...
alot of small stuff at the start.
my attitude is:

il do what i want, fuck the world

i have taught people how to ride before, i might try teach my girl tonight on the thou...with me on the back.
who i am in real life differs slightly from who i am in real life.
i do what i want, but you do what suits you

wbks
12th November 2008, 19:27
have done, aint done it on the Gixxer yet
its a by product of going fast, not a reason to go fast

Yea, I get the idea that it's something that you shouldn't [I]try[I] do but happens when you get fast enough? Think you'd be up for giving a 15 y/o n00b a few cornering tips some time?

xgnr
12th November 2008, 19:27
Thanks Carver

validates my concerns.

Good luck on the training I am sure it is well intentioned

tri boy
12th November 2008, 19:41
il do what i want, fuck the world



something a snotty kid would say in class, not what a tutor/trainer/teacher would ever say.
but if impressionable learner riders like that attitude...........

carver
12th November 2008, 22:25
Yea, I get the idea that it's something that you shouldn't [I]try[I] do but happens when you get fast enough? Think you'd be up for giving a 15 y/o n00b a few cornering tips some time?

sure, pm me ya number dude


Thanks Carver

validates my concerns.

Good luck on the training I am sure it is well intentioned

well, i hope your "mate" finds what he is after


something a snotty kid would say in class, not what a tutor/trainer/teacher would ever say.
but if impressionable learner riders like that attitude...........

who cares, not me.

i am who i am