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Shaun
12th November 2008, 20:57
I have laid more skid marks in my undiees tonight, than on any track:devil2:


So what does that mean then:Oi:


:Playnice: Piss off Scrivy and Shirrifs
Maha
12th November 2008, 21:10
It means your Hemorrhoids have split!!
Ivan
12th November 2008, 21:12
ummm the wife just found out you have a new bike haha.:niceone:
AllanB
12th November 2008, 21:13
Double curry tonight was it?
R6_kid
13th November 2008, 11:31
Either there was laxative in your coffee...

or

Skidmark is actually a disease/virus as we originally thought, and has begun reproducing himself in your leathers... god fordid!

or

You got race kit for your 675 and it's a fair bit faster than you expected it would be?
007XX
13th November 2008, 11:54
That you want to share with the class how much fun you've had? :D

C'mon, spill...please!
scrivy
13th November 2008, 12:01
:Playnice: Piss off Scrivy and Shirrifs

I didn't say anything Shaun!!!
Only thing I could think of is that your missus has caused you to become incontinent with that huge strap-on she may have......

or may not have......
Shaun
13th November 2008, 15:39
Cheap Lager does it every time
MIXONE
13th November 2008, 15:43
Cheap Lager does it every time

Yep I've woken up with a few ugly women and that's always been my excuse too!
Maido
14th November 2008, 15:51
Is it something to do with late movember?
Shaun
14th November 2008, 16:36
Yep I've woken up with a few ugly women and that's always been my excuse too!




I never needed an escuse for that dude, Just Needed a SHOT AWAY hahaha

PS, ya never look at the mantel piece whilst stoking the fire!